|
Rihanna to Make Acting Debut in "Battleship" - GossipCenter.com
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 27 Jul 2010 | 4:15 am With sweetness, soul, Aretha and Rice make music (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 27 Jul 2010 | 4:07 am With sweetness, soul, Aretha and Rice make music (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 27 Jul 2010 | 4:07 am With sweetness, soul, Aretha and Rice make music (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 27 Jul 2010 | 4:07 am Angelina Jolie says Pitt is 'wonderful father' (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 27 Jul 2010 | 4:05 am Angelina Jolie says Pitt is 'wonderful father' (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 27 Jul 2010 | 4:05 am For Sheryl Crow, new album reflects her emotions (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 27 Jul 2010 | 4:03 am Glee Creator Reveals Secrets of Season 2 - People Magazine
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 27 Jul 2010 | 4:01 am Attorney Wants Lindsay Lohan Testimony on Strip Searches - NBC Los Angeles
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 27 Jul 2010 | 3:59 am Audio archives of William Faulkner put online (AP)AP - William Faulkner wrote detailed portraits of life in Mississippi's fictional Yoknapatawpha County, often using long, winding sentences in densely packed paragraphs.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 27 Jul 2010 | 3:50 am Angelina Jolie Says Pitt Is 'Wonderful Father' - ABC News
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 27 Jul 2010 | 3:42 am Nickelodeon Enters Licensing Agreement for New Nick-Branded Attraction at Pleasure Beach Theme Park in Blackpool, EnglandSource: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 27 Jul 2010 | 3:00 am 'Jersey Shore' Soundtrack review: Overexposed club music instructs us to dance ... - New York Daily News
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 27 Jul 2010 | 2:38 am Mel Gibson on Tape -- Stone-Cold Sober - TMZ.com (blog)
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 27 Jul 2010 | 2:09 am With sweetness, soul, Aretha and Rice make musicThe Queen of Soul and a former U.S. secretary of state are pairing in a rare joint concert in Philadelphia to raise money for inner-city youth. The Aretha Franklin-Condoleezza Rice...Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 27 Jul 2010 | 2:01 am Stone apologizes for 'Times' comments - Jerusalem Post
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 27 Jul 2010 | 1:43 am Gold and Lounge Back by Popular Demand!Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 27 Jul 2010 | 12:59 am DQE Jungle Book Reaches the 'Land of Smiles'Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 27 Jul 2010 | 12:55 am Industry Roundup: Daniel Craig Officially Signs On For Dragon Tattoo![]() Bond Joins Tattoo: It’s official! Daniel Craig has officially signed on to play journalist Mikael Blomkvist in The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, and his deal includes options for the second two films in the series. (Meanwhile, the world continues to wait breathlessly for the Lisbeth Salander announcement.) With this part and his role in Cowboys & Aliens, the current James Bond is now involved in three different franchises. Not too shabby. [Deadline] Day and Night: Leah Remini, who was recently named one of the co-hosts of CBS’s new View-like daytime talk show, will also work with the network on a primetime endeavor. The former King of Queens star has signed a development and talent holding deal with CBS to headline a new half-hour comedy project for the network. Meanwhile, Kelly Ripa is just slowly shaking her head and smirking right now, remembering when she thought hosting a morning show by day and acting in a sitcom by night was going to just be a piece of cake. [Deadline] Sarandon's Year: Susan Sarandon has been added to the pilot of HBO’s The Miraculous Year, one of several actors “tapped for guest-starring/potential recurring roles” in the series about a high-powered New York family. The pilot is directed by Kathryn Bigelow and stars Norbert Leo Butz, Frank Langella and Hope Davis. Of course, this year has been anything but miraculous for Sarandon, which makes the whole thing kind of melancholy. [Deadline] Singing Chords: Glee has cast Chord Overstreet in the recurring role of Sam, a football player who “starts off as Finn’s protégé but becomes his competition.” Overstreet, who has previously appeared on iCarly, may very well end up being the boyfriend for Kurt that Ryan Murphy has been promising. And with a name like Chord, this guy really was destined to land on Glee, huh? [Deadline] Man Power: Asger Leth is in negotiations to direct the cop thriller Man on a Ledge, the story of a female psychologist and a “former NYPD officer who threatens to jump to his death.” Sam Worthington is attached to star, though we've learned that doesn't mean all that much. [Variety] Alexander The Terrible: Shawn Levy (Night at the Museum) and 20th Century Fox are developing an adaptation of the childrens’ book Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day into a “high-concept family comedy.” The Judith Viorst book, which has never before been adapted for the big screen, will be tackled by screenwriter Rob Lieber. The book revolves around “family members collectively enduring the worst day of their lives," which causes Alexander, the young protagonist, to get so fed up that he threatens to move to Australia. Do whatever you want, Alex, but good luck catching a Justin Bieber show down under! [Variety] Read more posts by Josh Duboff Filed Under: the industry, a miraculous year, alexander and the terrible horrible no good very bad day, asger leth, chord overstreet, daniel craig, glee, leah remini, man on a ledge, movies, shawn levy, susan sarandon, the girl with the dragon tattoo, tv Source: Vulture | 27 Jul 2010 | 12:16 am Amy Walter to join ABC News (Reuters)Reuters - Beltway pundit Amy Walter is joining ABC News as its political director, effective August 16, the network said Monday.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 27 Jul 2010 | 12:04 am Amy Walter to join ABC News (Reuters)Reuters - Beltway pundit Amy Walter is joining ABC News as its political director, effective August 16, the network said Monday.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 27 Jul 2010 | 12:04 am Amy Walter to join ABC NewsNEW YORK (Hollywood Reporter) - Beltway pundit Amy Walter is joining ABC News as its political director, effective August 16, the network said Monday.Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 27 Jul 2010 | 12:04 am Last Night on Late Night: John Stewart Has a New Beard and It's Made of FluffThe Daily Show's summer hiatus gave host Jon Stewart a chance to grow back a beard last spotted in the film Final Destination, only this time the stubble is a little more on the whiter side. Stewart joked that the facial hair wasn't what it seemed and was really just the result of a mishap in the kitchen while he was making Fluffernutter omelets for his kids. Mmm, delicious. More beard talk up next on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson as Steve Carell describes what kind of animal Paul Rudd's face fuzz smells like and over on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno Fox News host Bill O'Reilly does an ear-piercing impersonation of everyone's favorite Cajun Democrat, James Carville. Last but not least, Dennis Leary might live in the country for the sake of his children but he makes it very clear to David Letterman that he is still very much a city boy at heart. Watch our compilation to see what you missed. Read more posts by Dorsey Shaw Filed Under: last night on late night, bill o'reilly, dennis leary, jon stewart, steve carell Source: Vulture | 26 Jul 2010 | 11:58 pm Terry Gilliam To Direct Arcade Fire Webcast![]() In case the Arcade Fire wasn't feeling any pressure yet about its upcoming Madison Square Garden dates, arguably the biggest shows of the band's career, they almost certainly will be getting jittery now. Not only will the August 5 concert stream live on Vevo, the webcast will be directed by none other than continually unlucky Terry Gilliam. Let’s just cross our fingers this doesn’t mean the show's now in for some freak lighting accident or unprecedented indoor flood. [Variety] Read more posts by Josh Duboff Filed Under: arcade fire, concerts, music, terry gilliam Source: Vulture | 26 Jul 2010 | 11:51 pm GQ China Recalls July Issue After Controversy Over "Sports Car Club" Story![]() The Chinese edition of GQ recalled its July issue just a day after it hit newsstands, reportedly due to a feature titled "Super Kids Driving Luxury Cars." The story chronicles the lives of six wealthy Chinese twentysomethings who belong to "The Sports Car Club," a group of kids whose main concerns consist of "luxury cars, the latest fashions and whose father has the most money." An article positing that the founder of the Club had threatened to sue GQ over the story was quickly taken from the Global Times' website on Friday, and the official reason for the recall remains a mystery. The story sounds like it was pretty awesome though, filled with nuggets like 22-year-old model Ma Nuo's quip "I'd rather weep in a BMW than smile on a bicycle," and an anecdote involving a man interested in dating an attractive woman until he realized her car "was five years out of fashion." Who recalled this?! These are the kinds of quotes Facebook statuses are made of. GQ China Pulls July Issue [WSJ] Read more posts by Josh Duboff Filed Under: media, china, gq, kids these days Source: Daily Intel | 26 Jul 2010 | 11:36 pm Actor Rainn Wilson countersues over websiteActor Rainn Wilson of "The Office" had countersued a Portland company in a website development dispute. He's seeking at least $400,000 in damages from Think Brilliant, accusing the...Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 26 Jul 2010 | 11:35 pm Tony Hayward To Get Annual Pension Of Close to $1 Million![]() BP CEO Tony Hayward, said to be stepping down this fall, will receive an annual sum of £600,000 - that’s $930,000 per year - as part of his pension plan, BBC is reporting. BBC business editor Robert Peston said the pension amount was “bound to be hugely controversial," and that the board feels that because Hayward is leaving by mutual agreement, it is obliged “to honour the terms of its contract with him.” The report also cites a BP source confirming that Hayward is likely to be nominated for a non-executive position at the firm's Russian joint venture. So it appears that not only will Hayward be getting his life back, his restored life will involve an endless stream of money. BP boss Hayward to get immediate £600,000 pension [BBC] Read more posts by Josh Duboff Filed Under: cleaning up, bp, oil spill, tony hayward Source: Daily Intel | 26 Jul 2010 | 10:17 pm Tom Hardy Steps In for Sam Worthington in This Means War![]() Back in June, we told you that Fox had offered Sam Worthington a starring role in Fox’s McG-directed action/romantic comedy This Means War, but we also warned you that Worthington would likely "sit on the project for awhile and eventually wander off,” considering actors have been bouncing into and out of this project since at least 2001, when it was supposed to star Chris Rock and Martin Lawrence. Well, the Avatar star did wander off (and rather quickly), but now Inception’s Tom Hardy has stepped in and closed — closed, we say! — a deal to star in the spy role that had originally been offered to Worthington. He’ll play one of the spies (opposite Chris Pine) who wage black-ops warfare on each other when they both fall for the same girl (Reese Witherspoon, who’s also producing, along with Will Smith’s company, Overbrook Entertainment). Read more posts by Claude Brodesser-Akner Filed Under: exclusive, movies, the industry, this means war, tom hardy Source: Vulture | 26 Jul 2010 | 9:50 pm Obama Won't Be Attending Chelsea Clinton's Wedding![]() He's sad because someone just told him he's going to miss a $40K band. The social event of the Read more posts by Josh Duboff Filed Under: the most important wedding in the world, barack obama, chelsea clinton, weddings Source: Daily Intel | 26 Jul 2010 | 9:23 pm Rihanna To Make Film Debut Opposite Pair of Rude Boys![]() The pop star - who has discussed a desire to give acting a shot - has chosen a pretty high-profile blockbuster to make her splash. Rihanna will star in Peter Berg’s Battleship, based on the naval combat board game, opposite True Blood's Alexander Skarsgard and Friday Night Lights' Taylor Kitsch. As if there weren't enough reasons to be insanely jealous of Rihanna's fabulous life, she now gets to hang out in Hawaii with Eric Northman and Tim Riggins. [Variety] Read more posts by Josh Duboff Filed Under: rihanna, battleship, movies, the industry Source: Vulture | 26 Jul 2010 | 8:33 pm Is Comic-Con too big for its own good? - USA Today
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 26 Jul 2010 | 8:33 pm Rihanna to Make Acting Debut Aboard Battleship Here's hoping Rihanna doesn't sink Battleship.
The 22-year-old pop-R&B star has signed on to make her feature-film debut in the action flick, which, as it sounds, is inspired...Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 26 Jul 2010 | 8:33 pm Sony Pictures Imageworks: SIGGRAPH 2010Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 26 Jul 2010 | 8:06 pm Review: Fur flies with the jokes in 'Cats & Dogs' (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:56 pm Review: Fur flies with the jokes in 'Cats & Dogs' (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:56 pm Rise In Subway Usage Could Not Be Coming At A Worse Time![]() As service cuts are implemented and fare hikes mulled, the MTA is reporting that subway usage is actually on the rise, with ridership approximately 1.2 percent higher than the authority expected it to be. And in a case of splendid timing, this surge comes after the MTA’s on-time performance hit a three-year low last month, with only 59.8 percent of weekday trains arriving on time. So to summarize: hand sanitizer, a hearing aid and days worth of reading material are all pretty much necessary for riding the subway nowadays. [Second Avenue Sagas via Gothamist] Read more posts by Josh Duboff Filed Under: stand clear of the closing doors, mta, subways Source: Daily Intel | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:53 pm Does Prison Suck Less If You're a Celebrity? Are they really going to release Lindsay Lohan in just 13 to 15 days?!!! I guess it pays to be famous before heading to jail?
—Amanda, via Facebook
Anyone who says that...Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:42 pm NBC affirms Carell's 'The Office' exit next seasonNBC may wish Steve Carell was just joking, but a network executive said "The Office" star has consistently told NBC he's leaving after this coming season. In the network's first...Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:39 pm Oliver Stone Defends Hitler, Says Media is Dominated By Jews![]() Oliver Stone became the center of Internet controversy Monday after comments he made in the Sunday Times of London interpreted as anti-Semitic made the rounds. The director, who was promoting his documentary South of the Border about South American politics, referred to the “Jewish domination of the media” and argued that Israel had “fucked up United States foreign policy for years.” He went on to defend Hitler: “Hitler was a Frankenstein, but there was also a Dr. Frankenstein,” he said. “German industrialists, the Americans and the British. He had a lot of support. Hitler did far more damage to the Russians than the Jewish people.”
Oliver Stone Controversy [Media Decoder/NYT] Read more posts by Josh Duboff Filed Under: oliver stone, adolf hitler, media, south of the border Source: Daily Intel | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:32 pm "MasterChef" off to a tasty startLOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Watching "MasterChef" is like tuning in to "American Idol" on mute.Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:31 pm "MasterChef" off to a tasty start (Reuters)Reuters - Watching "MasterChef" is like tuning in to "American Idol" on mute.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:31 pm Tony Robbins' new NBC show a glorified infomercial (Reuters)Reuters - It would be a lot easier to know what to make of NBC's "Breakthrough with Tony Robbins" if it were possible to separate the actual breakthrough from Robbins' upbeat motivational patter.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:30 pm Tony Robbins' new NBC show a glorified infomercialLOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - It would be a lot easier to know what to make of NBC's "Breakthrough with Tony Robbins" if it were possible to separate the actual breakthrough from...Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:30 pm Idol Wish List: Elton John, Justin Timberlake, Pink Slips for Randy, Kara & Ellen? So he thinks he can fire everybody?
Nigel Lythgoe, who left his post as executive producer of American Idol in 2008 to focus solely on So You Think You Can Dance and its various...Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:16 pm Chelsea Handler Takes on Lindsay Lohan and Family Want to know what really goes down when Lindsay Lohan's relatives visit her in jail? Well, Chelsea Handler's got the hookup.
Hit the clip for all the loco Lohan action, then...Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:00 pm Pigeons run Kings of Leon from stagePooping pigeons forced the Kings of Leon to abandon their St. Louis, Missouri, concert after just three songs Friday night, the rock band's management said Saturday.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 26 Jul 2010 | 6:59 pm Nigel Lythgoe's Return To Idol Could Lead To Major Judges' Table Revamp![]() At a crucial moment for the American Idol franchise, the singing competition is bringing back former Idol producer (and current So You Think You Can Dance producer and judge) Nigel Lythgoe in an attempt to “reboot the show" after Simon Cowell's departure. This news could spell trouble for remaining judges Randy, Ellen and Kara as Lythgoe told Zap2It in April, "I would replace the entire judging panel I don't think it really works replacing one person." Meanwhile, there are some new names to throw into the mix of potential judges, a group which already includes music industry types like Chris Isaak and Harry Connick Jr. Idol producer Simon Fuller is said to be wooing Elton John and Justin Timberlake to join the Idol fun (this seems as good a time as any to reiterate: Justin, please drop everything else and get back in the studio). Meanwhile, Lythgoe’s return to the show just might mean the return of America’s favorite loopy cheerleader. When asked previously whom he would choose to judge the show, Lythgoe has said Elton John, Usher and Paula Abdul. Lythgoe near deal to produce ‘American Idol’ [Live Feed/HR] Read more posts by Josh Duboff Filed Under: american idol, elton john, justin timberlake, nigel lythgoe, tv Source: Vulture | 26 Jul 2010 | 6:38 pm Spoiler Chat: True Blood, Glee, The Vampire Diaries and More! Surprise! You aren't gonna believe how much we're breaking the rules this week as we dish out our weekly roundup of scoop on your favorite TV shows, including Glee, True Blood,...Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 26 Jul 2010 | 6:07 pm DMX Locked Up à la Lindsay Lohan DMX's past has came back to haunt him yet again.
The onetime chart-topping rapper started serving a 90-day jail sentence Monday for violating probation—pick an offense, any...Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 26 Jul 2010 | 6:03 pm Zac Efron Signs On for the Nicholas Sparks Romance The Lucky One![]() Whether you accept it or not, Zac Efron continues to grow up, slowly morphing from teen idol to straight-up ladies' man: Vulture hears that he is in negotiations to play a former Marine in Warner Bros. forthcoming adaptation of Nicholas Sparks's novel The Lucky One. This would be the seventh Sparks novel to make it to the big screen (just eight more to go!); Efron would play the titular “One,” who returns from three tours in Iraq to (where else?) North Carolina. There he searches for a mysterious woman in a random snapshot he found — a snapshot he believes was his good-luck charm throughout the second Gulf War. The Lucky One is being produced by Sparks's own lucky charm, Denise DiNovi, who'd previously brought the author's Message in a Bottle, A Walk to Remember, and Nights in Rodanthe all to the big screen. We also hear that separately — but in a similar effort to reach a broader, older, audience — Efron recently attached himself to Die in a Gun Fight, a hot new script from recent NYU grads and first-time screenwriters Andrew Barrer and Gabriel Ferrari. In the Tarantino-esque blend of Gossip Girl, True Romance, and Romeo and Juliet, Efron would play Ben, an underachieving, deadbeat son of a famous New York high-society attorney who gets himself in over his head when he falls for the daughter of his father's nemesis — a girl who is already busy being stalked by an obsessive French professor. Die is set up with producer Mark Gordon (Saving Private Ryan, Speed) but has yet to find a studio, though we hear it's headed out to directors and financiers shortly. Read more posts by Claude Brodesser-Akner Filed Under: exclusive, movies, nicholas sparks, the industry, the lucky one, zac efron Source: Vulture | 26 Jul 2010 | 5:50 pm 'Mad Men' premiere delivers record ratings - Entertainment Weekly
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 26 Jul 2010 | 5:33 pm Mad Men Ratings Up Again![]() Mad Men's ratings continue to rise: Last night's season-four opener was watched by 2.9 million people, up from the 2.8 million who watched last summer's third-season premiere, and an improvement of 62 percent over last year's season average. By season 26, it'll be bigger than American Idol. Read more posts by Lane Brown and Joe Adalian Filed Under: mad men, amc, numbers, ratings, tv Source: Vulture | 26 Jul 2010 | 5:15 pm Real N.J. Housewife Teresa Fights to Keep Suit of Armor, Other Pricey Possessions Off Auction Block In all likelihood, Teresa Giudice is going to have a few less tables to flip after next month.
The trustee presiding over the Real Housewives of New Jersey matron and hubby Joe's...Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 26 Jul 2010 | 4:51 pm This Weekend’s Concerts, From Cap’n Jazz to Al Green![]() M.I.A. may have flubbed her Hard NYC performance, but great live music was still in abundance this weekend. As proof, today we bring you photos of Aerosmith, Al Green, Loretta Lynn, Ben Folds, Black Crowes, Bon Jovi, Kenny Chesney, the Dead Weather, Yeasayer, Best Coast, Free Energy, Die Antwoord, Cap'n Jazz, Lightning Bolt, Sleigh Bells, Ninjasonik, and even more rocking stages around the country these past few days. Rock and roll. Read more posts by Amos Barshad Filed Under: out on the weekend, cap'n jazz, music, slideshow Source: Vulture | 26 Jul 2010 | 4:50 pm FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: The Mad Men Season Premiere RecapThis is a recap for the Season 4 premiere of Mad Men starring Jon Hamm, Christina Hendricks, John Slattery, January Jones, and a bunch of other people whom you can learn about here. If you have not seen the episode then, yeah, this will probably spoil something for you, idiot. Enjoy! The Ladies Fighting Over Ham. You have to admit, Peggy’s idea to make people buy more canned ham might have been the first time anyone’s ever thought of viral marketing in the history of fake television shows about advertising. Indeed, the idea worked beautifully: Two ladies fought over ham, and the story wormed its way into the papers. But what made this scenario extra-special for us were the actresses hired. Because while most female Mad Men fans picture themselves as a “Joan”, I have enough self-awareness to know that if I were to ever audition for a part on the show I would clearly get cast as “Ham Fighting Lady #2.” Don Draper wanting to get slapped. While I took issue with his paid ladyfriend’s brassiere and laissez-faire attitude in bed (1. You’re getting paid; 2. You’re getting laid; 3. It’s Don Draper, look alive), his need to get slapped… harder… once again reignited our passions for wanting to climb into our TV screens Mom and Dad Save the World-style and f the s out of this man. Not to mention record the entire event via animated GIFs which would then replay for infinity. “You hit it off, come Turkey Day, maybe you can stuff her.” — the always imagery-ready Roger Sterling This bitch. Jane’s friend… Bethenny. Mount Holyoke, Gymnastics, Borrowed Dress blah. blah. blah. Maybe it was just me, but I found her completely intolerable. Maybe even worse than the famously annoying teacher from last season. (OK, not worse.) And if her WASPyness wasn’t stifling enough, she then had the nerve to turn down Don’s advances in the cab. (Yet more proof that I wasn’t raised properly.) Why can’t Don just find a normal woman to desecrate? If you didn’t quite understand the whole “John/Marsha” exchange between Peggy and the new guy Joey (we’ll get to him in a second), above is the video that the exchange was based on, a comedic exchange performed by Stan Freberg. The Youtube uploader claims it may have influenced John Lennon & Yoko Ono’s “John and Yoko.” We say it definitely in influenced Jan on The Brady Bunch. Also things must have been hilarious in the 1950s. UPDATE: Commenter Alea points out that the exchange was based on this commercial… and we have to agree with her, this would probably make more sense! Thanks for bringing it to our attention: OK, we may hate this girl, but having forced ourselves to watch Don kiss her in the back of the cab in slow motion, we had no choice but to grab our nearest Louis Farrakhan forehead-kerchief and take a quick breather at work. Really, it’s well worth the $1.99 on Itunes just to be able to control this kiss at your whim. Joey. Holy lord. Something tells us Peggy’s secret Pete lovechild is going to have a new lovechild sibling to play with this season. Joey is played by Matt Long, who you won’t remember from the show Jack & Bobby because it was canceled after .078 seconds of screentime. Glad to have you back actor we’ve never really seen or heard from before.
Don Draper. Seriously Don, she made you some pork chops and moved your shoe shine kit. Why you gotta be such a d*ck sometimes? You know maybe if you were a little nicer you could have spent Thanksgiving with her family instead of with a hired vagina. Matthew Weiner, you done messed up this time. You write a maid into your script and don’t hire Hollywood’s favorite actress to play a maid Lupe Ontiveros? Erroneous. Betty. UGHHHHUH. First of all, she has no personality. On top of it, she’s horrible to her own children. Cannot waittttt for Henry to dump this broad. Kiernan Shipka, aka Sally Draper. If you read this blog, you know that we had sort of had it with her speech impedimenting. But this season, Sally has returned as a more mature tiny actress, the lisp is gone, and most importantly, she hates her mother. Welcome BACK, Sally. We look forward to the sh*t you shall stir. “So how are your balls? You enjoying yourself?” — Draper’s Attorney. Indeed, we think he is. FINAL THOUGHTS: Great first episode, super-60s, and setting up a lot of fun stuff to come this season. We’re feelin’ the changes: New offices, new characters, new things for Don to completely f*ck up, over, or actually fix. What did you guys think? Let us know in the comments while we smoke a pack and watch that hypnotizing Harder GIF for the next few hours. Source: Best Week Ever | 26 Jul 2010 | 4:43 pm Britney Spears's dinner date with Jason Trawick, his parentsThey've been romantically linked since last summer, and Saturday Britney Spears and beau Jason Trawick had special guests join them at dinner: his parents.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 26 Jul 2010 | 4:37 pm The Jolie-Pitt Children Are Punky, Preppy, and Surprisingly Businesslike![]() Angelina Jolie arrived in Japan today with her brood in tow, and already each of the little Jolie-Pitts are exhibiting their own distinct styles. (Either that, or they have an awesome kiddie stylist.) Mohawked Maddox wore spotless sneakers, a white tank, black cargo pants, and carried a lime-green messenger bag. Zahara and Shiloh (far right) look as if they were plucked off the pages of a J.Crew catalogue in their yellow cardigans and polos. Pax, meanwhile, rocked a full-on suit and strategically placed shades. Which Jolie-Pitt kid has the best style: Punky Maddox, sweet Zahara, preppy Shiloh, or Wall Street–ready Pax? Read more posts by Caitlin Petreycik Filed Under: look of the day, angelina jolie, broods, maddox jolie-pitt, pax jolie-pitt, shiloh jolie-pitt, zahara jolie-pitt Source: The Cut | 26 Jul 2010 | 4:35 pm No Matter What Lawyer Hopes, Lindsay Lohan Not Getting Out This Week Lindsay Lohan isn't going anywhere fast.
Los Angeles Sheriff's Department spokesman Steve Whitmore tells E! News that reports that the actress could be getting out of slammer...Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 26 Jul 2010 | 4:35 pm Why the Hollywood Stock Exchange Failed![]() In this week's New York, Mark Harris explains why Hollywood's fear of transparency led them to oppose the futures market that would've let you bet on box-office results: "It doesn’t take much of a mental leap to envision an army of Wilshire Boulevard Bialystocks and Blooms overseeing scams in which one could intentionally produce a bad movie with bankable stars and noisy marketing, short it, and make a mint when it underperforms. (Although then we’d have an explanation for Knight and Day.)" [NYM] Read more posts by Lane Brown Filed Under: in the magazine, Source: Vulture | 26 Jul 2010 | 4:30 pm John Mayer Accuses Rainn Wilson Of Joke Thievery
Whether it’s been Joe Rogan vs. Carlos Mencia or Patton Oswalt vs. The Yale Valedictorian Who Plagiarized Him, we here at Best Week Ever have always paid close to the dirty world of joke theft. And now, none other than John Mayer is accusing one Rainn Wilson, the not-so-popular-choice to be the next head of The Office, of thieving one of his friends’ jokes on Twitter! On a post he wrote on his Tumblr site earlier today titled “Show Your Notes,” John Mayer presented some pretty compelling evidence that Rainn Wilson had stolen a joke that was originally penned by Jordan Rubin and posted to his Twitter account. The original joke, which was originally posted back on April 10 and was viewed over 100,000 times, was a Photoshopped look at Rubin’s inbox, one that was meant to convey how dashing and important Rubin is. Not necessarily hilarious, mind you, but it was something that Mayer claims Rubin worked long and hard on. Then, just yesterday, Wilson posted THE EXACT SAME IMAGE on his Wilson’s Tumblr site without any attribution whatsoever. The evidence is, as you might expect, below: Is this thievery? We wouldn’t go that far. There are lots of pictures floating around the internet that are impossible to “credit.” We don’t think that Wilson is guilty of joke thievery but, rather, of being a tad bit negligent when it comes to attribution. We’re of the mindset that he probably should’ve at least said WHERE he got the image from, even if it wasn’t from Rubin’s original tweet. We highly doubt that Wilson saw Rubin’s tweet all those months ago, twirled his mustache like a villain from the silent movies and then plotted when and how he would take credit for someone else’s joke. That’s where Mayer goes too far, not stopping to consider that: Instead of blasting Wilson publicly, Mayer should’ve simply sent him an email/DM/text — all famous people have each other’s contact information, right? — and asked him to make a correction (or, at the very least, throw some love to Rubin on his Twitter or Tumblr). However, Mayer let his emotions, once again, get the best of him, which resulted in Wilson’s public shame smearing. So, Best Week Ever readers, what say you? Did Wilson “steal” a joke? Did Mayer go too far? Are you on Team Wilson or Team Mayer? Hit us in the comments! Source: Best Week Ever | 26 Jul 2010 | 4:30 pm Real Housewives of D.C. Trades Table-Flipping for White House Party-Crashing Our fellow Americans, we get mad chills of excitement whenever we see promos for the latest Real Housewives installment and hear new Housewife Mary Schmidt Amons haughtily declare,...Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 26 Jul 2010 | 4:30 pm Lindsay Lohan's Mom and Sis Take Trip to Spa Dina and Ali Lohan weren't allowed to visit Lindsay this weekend in jail, so what's a mom and daughter to do?
Go to a spa!
The duo was spotted on Saturday at L.A.'s...Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 26 Jul 2010 | 4:10 pm Why Snooki won't wear a bikiniEven though Miami is the the land of the barely-there bikini, "Jersey Shore's" Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi opted for one-piece bathing suits while filming season 2 of MTV's hit reality show. But not because she's unhappy with her body.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 26 Jul 2010 | 4:05 pm Congress Celebrates ADA by Finally Making Podium Handicapped-Accessible![]() In honor of the twentieth anniversary of the Americans With Disabilities Act today, Rhode Island congressman Jim Langevin, who is paralyzed from the chest down, became the first person in a wheelchair to preside over a session of the House of Representatives. Langevin, who has been serving in the House since 2001, was able to reach the speaker's podium with the help of a recently installed mechanical lift that made it wheelchair-accessible for the first time. "What a powerful symbol of inclusion and opportunity for anyone who wants to serve in the United States Congress," Langevin said. Starting now. [AP via Yahoo] Read more posts by Dan Amira Filed Under: milestones, americans with disabilities act, congress, jim langevin Source: Daily Intel | 26 Jul 2010 | 4:01 pm British Vogue Editor Defends Bikinis for Women of All Ages![]() And what would she say of Ramona? British Vogue editor Alexandra Shulman: "I defy anyone claiming there should be an age limit on bikini wearing. Certainly with the loss of muscle tone and wear and tear that women's bodies suffer as time passes, the bikini becomes an increasingly difficult option the older we become. But as in so many things, the divide between one-piece and bikini wearers is less to do with age than attitude." [Daily Mail UK] Read more posts by Amy Odell Filed Under: bathing suit season, alexandra shulman, british vogue, quotables Source: The Cut | 26 Jul 2010 | 4:00 pm Michelle Obama Got Champagne on Her Pretty Peter Som Dress![]() Michelle Obama wore a structured Peter Som shift dress with a painterly striped top and brocade skirt to christen the U.S. Coast Guard cutter Stratton in Pascagoula, Mississippi, last Friday. On Sunday, she wore a blue petal-print Moschino dress (last seen in May 2009), which she paired with pewter flats, black shades, and a boxy white bag. See both looks in the Michelle Obama Look Book. Read more posts by Caitlin Petreycik Filed Under: mobama watch, michelle obama, moschino, peter som, the michelle obama look book Source: The Cut | 26 Jul 2010 | 3:50 pm Life-changing travels in 'See Rock City' (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 26 Jul 2010 | 3:44 pm For $500K and All of Your Dignity, You Can Be Inches Away From Bravo Fame![]() Here is noted single lady Cheryl Mercuris, currently renting a Hamptons mansion for $500,000, meeting Real Housewives of New York's LuAnn de Lesseps at the Mercedes-Benz Polo Challenge in Bridgehampton this weekend. That two-week rental is already paying for itself! Read more posts by Mike Vilensky Filed Under: photo op, brushes with greatness, cheryl mercuris, cheryl's moment, summering, there's no stopping her now Source: Daily Intel | 26 Jul 2010 | 3:32 pm No More Shopping by Candlelight at the Lanvin Store![]() No soiling! After delaying its opening last week owing to electrical problems, the new Lanvin store's wiring is in order and it's open for business on Madison. So everyone — not just eager VIP shoppers — can go into the store and spend massive amounts of money on lovely, lovely things in the comfort of air conditioning. Just look how pretty the white room is! ![]() Photo: Courtesy of Lanvin And that's just a taste. The store is almost 7,000 square feet. Lights On At Lanvin [Style File/Style.com] Read more posts by Amy Odell Filed Under: store openings, designers, lanvin Source: The Cut | 26 Jul 2010 | 3:25 pm PPR to Buy Burberry?![]() Burberry, spring 2011. Burberry has been rolling in it all on its own without the help of a parent company, but rumors are going around that PPR is interested in buying the label. PPR has $1.23 billion in cash lying around, and another $7.74 billion in credit, so it could afford Burberry, which currently has a market value of $5.7 billion. [WWD] Read more posts by Amy Odell Filed Under: rumor mill, burberry, designers, ppr Source: The Cut | 26 Jul 2010 | 2:50 pm Man Shows Off His Brand-new Face![]() The world's first recipient of a full face transplant, a 31-year-old Spanish man known to the world only as Oscar, showed off his new face for the first time at a news conference today. Oscar had accidentally shot himself in the face five years ago, and last March it took 30 doctors 24 hours to lift a donor's entire face including his skin, jaw, nose, cheekbones, lips, muscles, palate, teeth, and eyelids and stick it onto Oscar. His sister says Oscar is looking forward to the "little things, like walking down the street without anyone looking at him." [AP via Yahoo, Channel 4] Read more posts by Dan Amira Filed Under: photo op, face transplants, oscar Source: Daily Intel | 26 Jul 2010 | 2:45 pm Police Officer Busted for Having Impressive Amount of Sex With Underling![]() This, despite his mustache. The NYPD's Internal Affairs Bureau has found that deputy inspector Valentim Neves had an affair with an underling and lied about it under oath. This is very bad, especially since much of the boots-knocking went on during business hours. Both parties will likely be dismissed, and Neves is also under investigation for corruption, so there's that. But all that said, Internal Affairs actually sounds kind of impressed by the sheer amount of times these two did it: There were "well in excess of 100" hookups, according to their report. "So many ... both on and off duty, in and out of department facilities, including vehicles," that Neves "told investigators he couldn't even begin to give them a number." Must have been the uniforms. [NYDN] Read more posts by Mike Vilensky Filed Under: internal affairs, corruption, in and out, nypd, on the job, police Source: Daily Intel | 26 Jul 2010 | 2:29 pm Summer Must-Have: Bright, Juicy Nail Polishes![]() In the latest edition of Fashionables, Harriet Mays Powell has a tip for tips: This summer is all about blindingly bright, deliciously juicy nail polishes. Shocking pink, fuchsia, tangerine — anything goes, and the darker the tan, the hotter the look. Discover eleven of our favorite colors (including Dolce & Gabbana, Essie, and China Glaze) and a slideshow of how stylin' New Yorkers have appropriated the trend, and then browse 110 additional colors in our splashy nail polish Shop-A-Matic. Read more posts by Ashlea Halpern Filed Under: in the magazine, beauty, beauty marks, beauty news, best nail polishes, bright nail polish, harriet mays powell Source: The Cut | 26 Jul 2010 | 2:20 pm The Toyota Camry Good Will Hunting Hidden Math Challenge
1.) The Boller family bought a new 1997 Camry. I can’t be positive, but I think we’re supposed to assume that means it was, in fact, purchased in 1997. 2.) When the older daughter turned 16, she got the Camry 3.) The older daughter drove the Camry for 9 years until… 4.) The younger daughter turned 16, and then she got the Camry and was like, “Yessssssss!” 5.) The son hopes that in the future he will get the new 2010 Camry Hybrid the Boller parents just bought. Check it out: Unfortunately, this is not enough information to precisely nail down all of their ages. But here’s what we can figure out from the data. The absolute oldest that the older daughter could possibly be right now is 29. That, however, is presupposing that she turned 16 in 1997, the same year her parents got their first Camry. Though that specific scenario is highly unlikely, we can’t rule it out entirely. So that’s where we’re stuck with her upper age limit — the older daughter is no more than 29 years of age.
We also know that the older daughter drove the car for 9 years and then gave it to her sister who had by then reached the age of 16. That means there is a 9 year age difference between the two. That puts the younger sister at no more than 20 years of age at the current moment. And given that 9 year age difference and knowing that the younger daughter is currently driving the car, we can also surmise for both daughters a lower age limit. The most recently the younger daughter could have received the Camry would be this year which would make her youngest possible current age 16 and the older sister’s youngest possible current age 25. When it comes to the son, we have too few necessary figures. He is a mystery. All we know for sure is that he is below the legal driving age, probably by a couple of years. So, to review: 25 < Older Daughter < 29 16< Younger Daughter <20 Son significantly < 16. BUT WAIT! THERE’S A HIDDEN PASSAGE WAY TO MORE CLUES!! You might not have noticed, but on the YouTube version of the commercial, this happens at the 00:31 mark: “Want to see the Bollers’ whole story?” You’re goddamn right I do. When you click on that link, it leads you to another video that has a treasure trove of math hints and songs about it being “time to get uuuuuuuuuuuuup!” First of all, awesome family, guys. I don’t know how to not sound sarcastic here, but the Bollers actually seem like a ton of fun. But that’s not what this is about. This is about the math. We find out from this video that, though the Camry is a 1997 model, it was actually bought in 1996. Not cool, Toyota. That is critical information I could have used in the for-TV commercial. Now we have to adjust all of our original numbers to account for your negligent omission. 25 < Older Daughter < 30 16 < Younger Daughter < 21 Son = still some indeterminate age < 16 Anyway, we learn that in 1996, the younger daughter was 3. And we can assume it was late 1996 because the next year’s car models were already out, so that puts her currently at 17 or, at the very least, on the last few months of her 16th year. I guess she pretty recently got the Camry. Congratulations, younger sister! And the older sister is 9 years her senior so that makes her 26. Then BOOM! Right at the end, the mom just tells us the son is 14. We did it, you guys. Older Daughter : 26 Younger Daughter: 17 Son: 14 The math problem is solved. We all deserve a free Camry.
If anyone noticed any math errors, please feel free to correct me. Also, you get so many bonus points if you can somehow pin down the parents’ ages. Source: Best Week Ever | 26 Jul 2010 | 2:15 pm Tiffany And Debbie Gibson Pull Hair, Throw Pies and Flash Panties In Catfight Caught On VideoWe’re hip to the fact that a number of Best Week Ever readers probably weren’t even alive for the great Mall Wars of the late eighties, a pre-Bieber era of teen pop music history that pitted the perky, blonde Debbie Gibson against a slightly trashy ginger known as Tiffany. While most would argue that Debbie Gibson “won” their battle back in the day, Tiffany has been determined to win the war for all-time cultural supremacy. To wit, Tiffany posed in Playboy way back in 2002, a feat which Gibson went on to copy some three years later. Advantage Tiffany? Not so fast! As a means of settling this grudge match once and for all, the two recently flashed their claws for a no holds barred catfight on the SyFy Channel as part of the movie, Mega Python vs. Gatoroid. Their surprisingly feisty fight begins in the VIP section of a club and ends in a swamp with Gibson muttering “I think we’re alone now.” Advantage, um, Gibson? Source: Best Week Ever | 26 Jul 2010 | 2:10 pm Jailbreaking Is No Longer Illegal![]() The U.S. Copyright Office has ruled today that it's now (mostly) legal to "jailbreak" your phone, freeing iPhone users to download all the non-Apple-approved applications, software, DVDs, and e-books that they want and, technically, switch carriers. That doesn't mean Apple's about to hook you up with free, fun games from the Internet and encourage you to ditch AT&T, but it does mean that you can't be arrested or sued for doing those things, which is comforting, though Apple has never legally pursued such things anyway. [AP via NYT, Runnin' Scared/VV] Read more posts by Mike Vilensky Filed Under: iphone therefore i am, apple, cell phones, historic court decisions, iphone, tech Source: Daily Intel | 26 Jul 2010 | 2:08 pm Anna Dello Russo’s Fragrance Will Come in a Golden Shoe![]() Anna Dello Russo's forthcoming fragrance has a name! And an ad! The scent is called Beyond, and, Russo writes on her blog, it will come out around Christmas, contain notes of vanilla and almond, and come in a golden shoe, like a Cinderella slipper or fairy dream object. Indeed, if you look on the right side of Russo's blog page, she has animated Cinderella and Tinkerbell icons. But a hybrid of these iconic figures — the fairy princess — is exactly what Anna Dello Russo is, and exactly why she's so enamoring. Russo blogs of the fragrance: RONNIE NEWHOUSE defined me INSIDER REALITY FASHION STAR and then i though NOW IS THE TIME TO DO A PERFUME
BEYOND the scent by ADR [Official site] Read more posts by Amy Odell Filed Under: insider reality fashion star, anna dello russo, beauty, fragrance Source: The Cut | 26 Jul 2010 | 2:00 pm Minister in the U.K. Pushes to Ban Photoshopping and Underweight Models![]() U.K. equalities minister Lynne Featherstone will hold a series of meetings with fashion magazines and advertisers to discuss ways to promote images of healthy bodies to young people. Featherstone believes underweight models shouldn't be shot for ads and editorials, and that the images shouldn't be retouched. She would like to see health warnings on digitally altered images so viewers know they aren't real. "Advertisers and magazine editors have a right to publish what they choose, but women and girls also have the right to be comfortable in their own bodies. At the moment, they are being denied that," she said. Featherstone praised curvaceous Mad Men star Christina Hendricks:
Of course, Featherstone makes good points: It would be nice to know what exactly has been altered in all the images of sexy ladies (and gentlemen) we see every day; it would also be nice to see some size 6 chicks mixed in with the size zeros and (of late) size 10s. But with her proposals, Featherstone wades into tricky territory about what should and shouldn't be legislated by the government. Many models are very thin naturally, not by way of eating disorders, so it's not fair to say all size zero girls are unwell. And is it the government's job to instill body confidence in people? How are they to really know that it's as dreadfully interfering in the lives of its citizens as they suggest? Is it the government's job to fix it and make people happy, like a giant therapist? If Featherstone is so concerned about healthy role models, why wouldn't she also want to regulate, say, 16-year-old pop tarts who run around with side boob and V-cleavage? That kind of imagery might also send the nation's youth down self-destructive paths ... paths with not only self-doubt, but also fake leather panty-shorts and other things that are unsightly as well as unseemly. Fashion industry faces airbrushing clampdown [Guardian UK] Read more posts by Amy Odell Filed Under: body issues, christina hendricks, lynne featherstone, retouching Source: The Cut | 26 Jul 2010 | 1:30 pm Slideshow: Mad Men’s Best-Dressed Fans![]() Mad Men's much-anticipated season-four premiere debuted last night, and AMC hosted a viewing party in Times Square to mark the occasion. Fans of the show turned up sporting their sixties best, and The Cut was there to capture the crowd in all of its beehived, martini-swilling, chain-smoking glory. Click ahead to see a slideshow of New York's most convincing Dons, Bettys, Joans, and more. See also: Buyer's Guide: Real-Deal Mad Men Vintage and Slideshow: 30 Modern Spins on Mad Men Style Read more posts by Caitlin Petreycik Filed Under: mad mad world, april gardner, berlin halpern, brandan gallagher, emily chandler, faith morellato, giancarlo moates, holly pooker, jamie barlow, jared madur, joanna zurada, kristen mcilvain, kristina hoover, mad men, mad men fashion, mad men style, paul bignardi, rachel jensen, rosalie bliss, slideshow, ted dapper, teresa lesaint, tiffany lee Source: The Cut | 26 Jul 2010 | 1:20 pm VIDEO: Tim & Eric Awesome-Con 2010Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim of Adult Swim’s Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job! held their annual Comic-Con rebellion “Awesome-Con” over the weekend, temporarily drawing hundreds of Comic-Con faithful away from the Convention Center to a nearby park (the Comic-Con and Tim & Eric fanbases overlap? Who knewSARCASMSPLOSION) Here’s video of Tim and Eric’s triumphant entrance onto the Awesome-Con stage. Can we get David Liebe Hart to introduce a State of the Union entrance one of these years? Look at me in the TRENCHES to bring you firsthand coverage! I’m holding nine Pulizers as we speak. And I haven’t published the post yet, because I’m still writing these sentences. That’s how ground-breaking this footage is. As for Awesome-Con itself, it was a fun time, though it wasn’t actually a Tim and Eric show; their live shows are meticulously scripted and costumed multimedia experiences, like the tv show with seventy billion fewer jumpcuts, but Awesome-Con consisted of a brief T&E introduction followed by the pair encouraging the audience in a wheelbarrow race and an egg toss, concluding with a costume contest. For people planning to go to future San Diego Comic-Cons, I highly recommend Awesome-Con to the Saturday afternoon alternative of not being able to get into anything or move. Also preferable to that? Anything. But seriously, it was fun. Source: Best Week Ever | 26 Jul 2010 | 1:05 pm Tomorrow’s Events and Sales: Bing Bang Jewelry From $20, 90 Percent Off at BBlessingEVENTS SALES • Menswear from Raf Simons, rag & bone, and more is 60 to 90 percent off at BBlessing's closing sale. Through 7/31. 181 Orchard St., nr. Stanton St. (212-378-8005); M–F (1–9), S–Su (noon–8). • Shop discounted eveningwear at Gustavo Cadile’s sample sale. Gowns and cocktail dresses range from $250 to $1,000. Through 7/29. 39 W. 38th Street, nr. Fifth Ave., fourth fl. (212-730-2003); T–Th (10–6). • Diesel is hosting a warehouse sale, including denim, leather, swimwear, and more. Shop over 10,000 pieces of discounted men’s and women’s apparel. Through 7/29. 220 W. 19th St., nr. Seventh Ave., second fl.; T–Th (10–6). Filed Under: fashion calendar, sales, shopping Source: The Cut | 26 Jul 2010 | 1:00 pm Coroner: No indication mold killed Brittany Murphy, husbandA coroner's investigator dismissed online speculation that the pneumonia deaths of actress Brittany Murphy and her husband, Simon Monjack, may both have been related to viral mold inside their Los Angeles home.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 26 Jul 2010 | 12:33 pm Scene & Herd: More Fox411 Celebrity SightingsYour favorite stars out and about, shopping, styling and just being oh so fabulous. Source: FOXNews.com | 26 Jul 2010 | 11:27 am Zsa Zsa Gabor Gets Transfusion, Still in Critical ConditionGabor broke her hip after she fell out of bed last weekend at her Bel-Air home. She had hip replacement surgery a week ago. Source: FOXNews.com | 26 Jul 2010 | 11:19 am 'Mad Men' Barbies Debut As Season Four Kicks Off on AMCDiehard “Mad Men” fans love the fashions worn by the characters, from Don Draper’s gray flannel suit to Joan Holloway’s jewel-toned dresses. This season, viewers have the chance to own those outfits -- although they do run a little small. Source: FOXNews.com | 26 Jul 2010 | 11:05 am Justin Bieber Like You’ve Never Seen Him Before: SportyHow much does teenage singing sensation Justin Bieber love hockey? THIS MUCH!!! Photos have surfaced of the Biebs posing in his hockey gear in Canada back in 2005 and 2006, way before he became arguably the hottest teen lady commodity Junior Tampax. Look how carefree and innocent he was back then! His Bieber do was just merely a bud of the glorious hair plant it would eventually become. (More rare photos of Justin in his Hockey and Soccer get-ups ahead!) But it gets better girls. We’ve saved our favorite Sportsman Bieber for last. Justin, looking super serious and, dare we say, as Anti-Bieber as we’ve ever seen him: Could this post get any more Canadian??? Yes!! To those Tweens of you out there reading, remember this post when I am feeble, old, and looking for handouts. Thanks in cashvance. Follow me on Twitter. [Photos via Splash News Online] Source: Best Week Ever | 26 Jul 2010 | 11:03 am 'Twilight' Star Robert Pattinson in Car Crash After Attempting to Avoid Paparazzi, Report Says"Twilight” star Robert Pattinson was in a car crash after a run-in with paparazzi in Malibu, Ok magazine reported Sunday. Source: FOXNews.com | 26 Jul 2010 | 11:00 am Fistfuls Of Bacon Is Too Much Bacon
First of all, let me say this: I love Sunac. And by that, I mean I hate it a whole ton, but it is open 24 hours and is two blocks from my place. I rarely go there before 2:00 AM, but for some reason or another I went there on Friday to grab a sandwich for lunch at a normal lunch time. And I got totally bacon f*cked. I decided I wanted a BLT. BLTs are special sandwiches. They take what is normally a topping meat and turn it into the main focus of a meal. What a good idea for a thing! I grabbed a BLT wrap from the pre-made sandwich section of the store. I purchased it and took it over to a corner where there were tables and chairs next to floor-to-ceiling windows. Sitting in the sunbathed eat-in section, I tore some of the tortilla off the end of the wrap from which I was about to eat. In general, I will do this with a burrito or a wrap for the first bite so I don’t end up with a whole mouthful of plain tortilla, and on this particular occasion I did it perfectly. I removed excess tortilla while still leaving the insides entirely enveloped. I then took a large bite. I got no T and I go no L. What I got instead was a huge load of B. Assuming that the inner ingredients has simply shifted in transit thereby causing some sort of bacon displacement, I took another bite. Same result as before — a face stuffed with bacon and only bacon. I then unwrapped the wrap to reveal a nightmare. There was a single leaf of lettuce, two thin slices of tomato and A PILE OF BACON THE SIZE OF TWO FISTS. They had given me what was essentially a log of bacon lightly garnished with a tortilla. I left in a normal amount of bacon and removed the rest. What I’m about to show you below is terrifying, so make sure you’re prepared. Below is just the amount of bacon I had to REMOVE to make my BLT wrap halfway undisgusting. F*cking. Gross. That is way too much bacon. I love bacon, but nobody wants to get a mouthful of bacon the same way you get a mouthful of apple when you bite into a granny smith. Sunac screwed up what should have been a really easy to make sandwich. And it ruined bacon for me; I can still taste bacon in my sinuses. (Wraps are sandwiches, by the way. I’m not blowing anyone’s mind by saying that, am I?) Source: Best Week Ever | 26 Jul 2010 | 11:00 am Christina Applegate Leads the Happy Pack at the "Cats & Dogs" Premiere (Fashion Wire Daily)
Source: Yahoo! News: Fashion News | 26 Jul 2010 | 10:36 am 10 Things I Learned From Comic-Con 2010If you’re ever planning to attend San Diego Comic-Con, here are ten things to keep in mind, learned firsthand from someone who’s been to the New York Con several times and still ended up vastly unprepared: Imagine a place where every event that occurs is a brand new Disney World roller coaster that just opened that morning, and if you do manage to arrive superhumanly early and wait out the line, you have an outside chance of possibly getting to ride that roller coaster, and also that roller coaster is the producer of Bones talking about what it’s like to hang out on set with T.J. Thyne. When I got back to my hotel room afterward, there was a line for the minibar!!!!!! HEYYYYY I get no Comics respect I tell ya… Someone is perpetually taking a photo of whatever is behind you, at all times, no matter where you are located or in which direction you’re heading. If you use a urinal, you are peeing into someone’s photo. If you’re eating something, you are literally eating that person’s photo. This will happen to you, intentional or not. For as huge and unwieldy as the Comic-Con crowds are, they’re also completely sober and thus entirely considerate (save one unfortunate pen mishap). This leaves the 9,000 security people extremely bored, so they pass their time by telling you you’re not allowed to sit along the wall next to the snack bar where you just bought your food, and you must eat your food standing up. Meanwhile, this dude is walking around totally unmolested: “Whoaaaaaa there, guy with the sniper rifle in a roomful of 10,000 people – you’re gonna have to eat those fries slightly more off the ground!” Boba Fett? Classic. Ramona Flowers? Timely. Spider-Man? Might as well put “Stairway To Heaven” on a mix for a girl you’re trying to impress.
If you’re reading this, you are already too late to get into the 2011 Saturday panels. If you didn’t get in line for the 2012 Saturday panels in the middle of that last sentence, that’s out the window too. Now you’re just gonna have to wait to find out who’s playing Vision in the Avengers sequel until the entire internet Tweets it one one-trillionth of a second after it’s announced like the rest of us.
I ripped on Superman Returns mercilessly when it came out, and on Brandon Routh in particular, but after seeing him in person, I also cast him in Superman. You can’t just see him and not cast him in Superman. Most of my San Diego friends despise the Con, as it triples their work commutes and renders downtown San Diego uninhabitable for days, but that doesn’t mean the local bars and restaurants will pass up the opportunity to shamelessly pander to the crowd: Comic book dudes on the menu? Let’s get some of that superhero food cause I like that! Then we’ll pick up some of these:
Not many takers for the Clash of the Titans “Get Stoned By Medusa” face-painting tent. Not visible in the photo: “Bad Romance” blasting. Thanks a lot, “Nijmy”. Now I’ll have to forge a signed Hocus Pocus tape for my 90s daughter. You’re in San Diego. It’s nice out. The Zoo has sun bears. Source: Best Week Ever | 26 Jul 2010 | 10:35 am Can You Spot the Demon Haunting Zac Efron?If you live in New York City and felt the soles of your feet burning this morning as we did, an explanation: Zac Efron is shooting his thermal-solar hotness beams into our turf for the next few days while he takes care of some city business. Paparazzi caught Zefron — looking less boyish every day and more “let me bear your children” — grabbing a slice after catching the musical Memphis on a balmy Sunday afternoon. And now, a game!! Take a look at this photo, and see if you can SPOT THE DEMON: Answer ahead, and more pics of this Pec-Zacular creature. Did you spot him?? Here’s a hint: But really, how do casting directors realize the once beautiful little girl named Zac Efron was going to grow into this? It is truly a gift: [Photos via Splash News Online] Source: Best Week Ever | 26 Jul 2010 | 10:33 am Comic-Con 2010: The Five Biggest Stories - MTV.com
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 26 Jul 2010 | 10:12 am Wake Up! You’re About To Get Hit By So Many Things!!This is your early morning wake up post! Actually, it’s around 11:30 now and probably most of you got up hours ago to go to real life work. But for me, watching this video is the first thing I’ve done all day, and, MAN, it is a real wake up call. This should serve as a reminder to you all that any moment you could literally be hit by a thing literally right on your body or head. If these people were you and you were standing a little more that way…DEAD! You are a hypothetical dead person. Time (11:30 AM) to re-evaluate everything. “DUUUUUUUDE!” – Everyone In That Video Thanks, College Humor Dot Com. Source: Best Week Ever | 26 Jul 2010 | 9:35 am 10 best dressed celebrity bridesIt's been a big summer for wedded bliss: In the last few months, everyone from Penelope Cruz to Carrie Underwood to Emily Blunt has tied the knot. And, try as Chelsea Clinton might to keep the particulars under wraps, details of her upcoming nuptials have been slowly but surely leaking out. We're eagerly awaiting pictures of the former first daughter's gown -- rumor has it, she's wearing Vera Wang or Oscar de la Renta -- but in the meantime, we've decided to take a look back at the ten most iconic wedding dresses ever.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 26 Jul 2010 | 9:30 am British Model Kelly Brook Fires Back at Critics Who Don't Take Her SeriouslyBritish beauty Kelly Brook has a message for her critics – just because her work most often features her in a bikini doesn’t mean she is any less of a serious actress. Source: FOXNews.com | 26 Jul 2010 | 9:27 am Mel Gibson Rails Against Timothy Dalton in Phone Recording, Report SaysThe former James Bond actor has been supporting Grigorieva during her separation ordeal with Gibson, the website says. Source: FOXNews.com | 26 Jul 2010 | 9:18 am Music Review: Menomena's fourth album, `Mines' (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 26 Jul 2010 | 9:00 am Jail source: Inmates are sick of Lindsay LohanAs far as reports go, Lindsay Lohan is eating the same meals as regular inmates at the Century Regional Detention Facility. But that doesn't mean she's being entirely treated like the others.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 26 Jul 2010 | 8:58 am Next generation of 'Housewives'?Though Bethenny Frankel has made her mark in the entertaining world of reality shows, her daughter will not be following in her footsteps if she has anything to do with it. In fact, she calls the idea "traumatizing."Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 26 Jul 2010 | 8:54 am 'Tron,' 'Harry Potter' and 'Avengers' Make Comic-Con NewsMore than 120,000 fans attended the sold-out event at the San Diego Convention Center. Source: FOXNews.com | 26 Jul 2010 | 8:53 am Obama to appear on 'The View'President Barack Obama will appear on the daytime talk show "The View" Thursday.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 26 Jul 2010 | 8:26 am Action-Legend Sylvester Stallone Speaks Out Against 'Insidious' Violence in FilmsWhile the name Sylvester Stallone is synonymous with hard-core action movies that are saturated with weapons, explosions and injuries - it turns out the 64-year-old "Rocky" icon has a big problem with the way violence is portrayed in so many movies today. Source: FOXNews.com | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:53 am Cameron Douglas Turned In Drug Suppliers To Get Lesser Sentence, Report SaysCameron Douglas is serving a five-year sentence at the minimum-security prison. Source: FOXNews.com | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:36 am Artists find intriguing ways to mine catalogues (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:20 am Maxim Monday: 'Step Up 3' Star Sharni VinsonSharni Vinson knows how to move in the new dance movie. Source: FOXNews.com | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:11 am 'Inception' tops box office againYay moviegoers! You are rewarding the best-reviewed movies of the summer with your pocketbooks.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 26 Jul 2010 | 6:10 am
|