Martini Safety

Well duh. Driving an ATV with a martini glass is only going to end in heartbreak. When you spill your perfectly mixed martini all over your Doc Martins.

Drugs:alcohol(PenelopeC) 

Thanks Penelope C!


Source: Safety Graphic Fun | 26 Jul 2010 | 3:58 pm

Amusement Parks

Funny Graphs - Amusement parks Cool rides Good weather No queues Mile long queues Crap rides Bucketing down Closes when you get there

Graph by:

Joejoe229

You forgot that no matter what day you choose to go, it’ll be the day a giant church group/band camp/girl scout troop will be trucking in their nation wide shrieking teens. – Ms. Fix-It



Source: GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. | 26 Jul 2010 | 1:00 pm

Reasons I switch on as many lights as possible

Funny Graphs - Reasons I switch on as many lights as possible when getting a glass of water at night

Graph by:

brandynigma

Dude, those air vent monsters are sneaksy. – Ms. Fix-It



Source: GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. | 26 Jul 2010 | 11:00 am

Typical website evolution

Funny Graphs - Typical website evolution Banner or emblem Menu or links Text you  are  looking for logo blinking ads menu ads ads ads ads ads ads ads something related pic twitter, FB pop-up ads Text you  are  looking for ads 1996 2010 ads ads

Graph by:

matiiss

“Text you want to read”? Really. Would it not let pr0n through the Graph Jam filter? – Ms. Fix-It



Source: GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. | 26 Jul 2010 | 9:00 am

Behind The Awkwardness: The Winged Warrior

Help Bill recapture the awkwardness of his youth:

“My parents cursed me with this hat (and wardrobe, and throwing skills). It stayed with me through a good part of my awkward years, but I’m happy to report I did end up with a wife and kids so the damage wasn’t permanent. I feel it is my duty to submit this photo, and confess that I have grown nostalgic for the hat. I’ve looked over the years, and Cosmic Caps apparently is long out of business, and ebay is a bust (why anyone would keep one I have no idea). My goal is to find one and send it to my dad who bought the cap for me such that he “could find me in a crowd.”  Then maybe I could pass one on to my poor son. Anyway – if you have any idea where I can find one, please let me know.”

(submitted by Bill)


Source: AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com | 26 Jul 2010 | 8:00 am

Opening Creaky Doors

Funny Graphs - Opening Creaky Doors

Graph by:

tomservo93

Apparently the standard sneaking out kit no longer comes equipped with a travel can of WD-40. – Ms. Fix-It



Source: GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. | 26 Jul 2010 | 7:00 am

Breakdown of Drivers on the Road

Funny Graphs - Breakdown of Drivers on the Road

Graph by:

rinirae

To paraphrase the great George Carlin, “Anyone on the road who drives slower than you is and idiot and anyone that drives faster is a maniac.” – Ms. Fix-It



Source: GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. | 26 Jul 2010 | 5:00 am