King Tut Exhibit Packages at The Westin Tabor Center and the Sheraton Denver Downtown Hotel Include VIP Passes to the Blockbuster Event at the Denver Art Museum Plus a Chance to Win a Trip to Cairo to...


Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 20 May 2010 | 4:11 am

Megan Fox not in 'Transformers 3'; director Michael Bay seeks new starlet - New York Daily News


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Megan Fox not in 'Transformers 3'; director Michael Bay seeks new starlet
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Megan Fox, co-star of the first two 'Transformers' movies with Shia LaBeouf, will not be in the third Michael Bay-directed film. Are you bummed that Megan Fox won't be in the third 'Transformers' movie? Yes. ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 20 May 2010 | 4:10 am

Picasso, Matisse stolen from Paris museum (AP)

AP - Police say five paintings including masterpieces by Picasso and Matisse have been stolen from a Paris museum.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 May 2010 | 4:08 am

Fewer stars at Cannes but celebrity business goes on (Reuters)

Reuters - No one knows if it's the rain, volcanic ash hanging over Europe, the lack of blockbusters or the financial crisis but everyone seems to agree there has been a shortage of stars at this year's Cannes film festival.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 May 2010 | 4:01 am

Fewer stars at Cannes but celebrity business goes on (Reuters)

Reuters - No one knows if it's the rain, volcanic ash hanging over Europe, the lack of blockbusters or the financial crisis but everyone seems to agree there has been a shortage of stars at this year's Cannes film festival.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 May 2010 | 4:01 am

Fewer stars at Cannes but celebrity business goes on (Reuters)

Press photographers take pictures of guest walking on the red carpet ahead of the screening of the film Poetry in competition at the 63rd Cannes Film Festival, May 19, 2010. REUTERS/Yves HermanReuters - No one knows if it's the rain, volcanic ash hanging over Europe, the lack of blockbusters or the financial crisis but everyone seems to agree there has been a shortage of stars at this year's Cannes film festival.



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Kimberly-Clark Introduces Huggies Little Movers Jeans Diapers


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Rebecca Romijn Celebrates Fashionable New Huggies Brand Diaper


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Singer Elvis Costello cancels concerts in Israel (AP)

FILE -- In a Nov. 6, 2008 file  photo singer Elvis Costello is photographed in New York. Costello is canceling two summer 2010 concerts in Israel because of its treatment of the Palestinians.  (AP Photo/Jim Cooper/file)AP - British singer-songwriter Elvis Costello is canceling two summer concerts in Israel because of its treatment of the Palestinians.



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 May 2010 | 3:50 am

Singer Elvis Costello cancels concerts in Israel (AP)

FILE -- In a Nov. 6, 2008 file  photo singer Elvis Costello is photographed in New York. Costello is canceling two summer 2010 concerts in Israel because of its treatment of the Palestinians.  (AP Photo/Jim Cooper/file)AP - British singer-songwriter Elvis Costello is canceling two summer concerts in Israel because of its treatment of the Palestinians.



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 May 2010 | 3:50 am

Elvis Costello cancels Israel concerts in protest over treatment of Palestinians

JERUSALEM - British singer-songwriter Elvis Costello is cancelling two summer concerts in Israel because of its treatment of the Palestinians. In an announcement on his Web site...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 20 May 2010 | 3:43 am

Lindsay Lohan to miss court date - BBC News


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Lindsay Lohan to miss court date
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Lindsay Lohan is to miss a court appearance after having her passport stolen at the Cannes Film Festival, according to her lawyer. Lohan was ordered to attend a probation hearing on Thursday in Los Angeles. She has been warned she could face jail if ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 20 May 2010 | 3:33 am

Maya Angelou throws garden party for 82nd birthday (AP)

AP - Poet Maya Angelou is throwing a birthday party in the backyard garden of her North Carolina home.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 May 2010 | 3:27 am

Singer Elvis Costello cancels concerts in Israel

British singer-songwriter Elvis Costello is canceling two summer concerts in Israel because of its treatment of the Palestinians. In an announcement on his Web site explaining his...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 20 May 2010 | 2:50 am

State dinner has it all: Beyonce, world-class chef

For all the world-class food and entertainment, deft touches and elegance of the evening, the Obamas' second state dinner was as notable for what didn't happen as what did. As far as...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 20 May 2010 | 1:12 am

Michael Patrick King and 'Sex and the City 2' - San Jose Mercury News


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Michael Patrick King and 'Sex and the City 2'
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(Lr) Writer-producer-director MICHAEL PATRICK KING, SARAH JESSICA PARKER and KRISTIN DAVIS on the set of New Line Cinema's comedy "SEX AND THE CITY 2," a Warner Bros. Pictures release. When Michael Patrick King was first approached ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 20 May 2010 | 1:01 am

John Lewis Sells the First 3D TV


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Last Night on Late Night: Jerry Seinfeld Shows No Loyalty To Bill Gates


Was it lingering memories of his failed comedy experiment with Bill Gates that prompted Jerry Seinfeld to tell Jimmy Fallon how much he does not like his former partner in crime's hyped search engine, Bing? Probably, but Seinfeld kept things fair and balanced by knocking Google for their helpful but condescending features. He must be a Lycos man. Up next, Jimmy Kimmel speculates about how Justin Bieber received a BET nomination and Russell Brand attempts to replace President Obama as the anti-ambassador to Las Vegas with a teetotalitarian rant about his recent trip to Sin City on The Late Show. Finally, Eddie Murphy discusses his virginal 50th birthday plans with Jay Leno on The Tonight Show. Watch our compilation to see what you missed.


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Source: Vulture | 20 May 2010 | 12:54 am

Lost Review: Are You Satisfied? - Poptimal.com


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Lost Review: Are You Satisfied?
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MIB/Smoke Monster/Esau is one and the same for sure. Jack took the job and is now keeper of the island. Widmore was recruited by Jacob to bring Desmond back as some kind of fail safe. This show always makes me question characters' hidden agendas and ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 20 May 2010 | 12:41 am

Tibetan choreography master seeks the unknown in others

BEIJING (Reuters) - Tibetan choreographer Sang Jijia took seven years to finish an idea that came to him while painting one day -- the idea that other people's dark side, the part that...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 20 May 2010 | 12:36 am

Stephen Baldwin making timely oil documentary

CANNES (Hollywood Reporter) - It was arguably only a matter of time until someone got the urge to make a film about the risks of offshore drilling.
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 20 May 2010 | 12:34 am

MTV picking up "Teen Wolf" (Reuters)

Reuters - MTV is set to grant a series order to "Teen Wolf," a project based on the 1985 Michael J. Fox film.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 May 2010 | 12:32 am

Heist project catches "Field of Dreams" writer

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Phil Alden Robinson, who wrote and directed "Field of Dreams," has been given the keys to an untitled heist project based on a true story recounted in...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 20 May 2010 | 12:30 am

Miss USA: Pole pictures were all in fun

Miss USA Rima Fakih downplayed the significance of photographs that emerged online this week showing her dancing against a stripper's pole.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 20 May 2010 | 12:15 am

Industry Roundup: Emma Watson May Be a Wallflower, Spitzer Doc Picked Up


The Central Perk: Emma Watson and Logan Lerman (Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief) are in talks to star in an indie adaptation of the coming-of-age novel The Perks of Being a Wallflower. The book’s author Stephen Chbosky will be directing from his own script. The film would mark Watson's first non-Harry Potter feature film role; what this movie will lack in magic, Emma, will be made up for in excessively emo songs. [Variety]

America Gets Spitzer: Magnolia Pictures has acquired the U.S. rights to Alex Gibney’s much-discussed untitled Eliot Spitzer documentary, which was unveiled at the 2010 Tribeca Film Festival. Ya think Ashley Dupre is regretting her decision to "participate" in the documentary yet? [Variety]

Here's To You...: Phil Alden Robinson, who wrote and directed Field of Dreams, will write the script for J.J. Abrams’ untitled heist project for Paramount. The film is based on a Wired Magazine article by Joshua Davis called “The Untold Story of the World’s Biggest Diamond Heist,” which described the true story of a crew that pulled off a large-scale diamond heist of around $100 million in stolen goods in Antwerp, Belgium. We're going to call this "Ocean's Eleven meets Confusing Sci-Fi Movie That We Pretend To Understand." [Heat Vision/HR]

Let Him Love You: Mario will be releasing his fifth album this summer, following last year’s D.N.A. The R&B singer told MTV that the album will likely feature a guest appearance from Chris Brown, as the duo will be recording something “for the ladies.” Yeahhh, not sure how that one's gonna go over, Mario. [MTV]

Not 'Over' Yet: Drake has added several dates to his "Away From Home" tour, which was originally scheduled to wrap up in May. Now the tour will last through July and include additional dates in the U.S., as well as several in Europe and Canada. Perhaps this will give him an edge up in the heated Song of the Summer race. [MTV]

Cosmic Ray: British author Frank Cottrell Boyce’s children’s book Cosmic will be adapted for the big screen by Boyce himself. The comedy is described as “Apollo 13 meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” in which a tall boy is continually mistaken for an adult - one day he sneaks onto an "experimental spaceship ride" and when things go wrong, he needs to save the crew. We're hoping the Charlie element comes in when we find out the crew consists exclusively of Oompa-Loompas. [HR]

Shooting The Moon: MTV has reportedly ordered Teen Wolf to series for 12 episodes. Based on the 1985 Michael J. Fox movie, the series will center on Scott McCall (Tyler Posey), a dorky kid who receives "powers," which include "the ability to attract girls," after a "wolf attack"... or, in other words, the life story of Taylor Lautner. [Deadline]

Big Role: Jessica Lange will star in a film version of The Big Valley, based on the 1960s Western TV series that starred Barbara Stanwyck. Lange will be playing the matriarch of the 1870s ranching family, which is kind of weird because that's the role Susan Sarandon was supposed to be playing! [Variety]

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Source: Vulture | 19 May 2010 | 11:41 pm

Crystal to battle Lee for "American Idol" title - Reuters


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Crystal to battle Lee for "American Idol" title
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LOS ANGELES, May 19 (Reuters) - Crystal Bowersox and Lee DeWyze will battle each other for the "American Idol" title next week after guitarist Casey James was voted off by viewers on Wednesday. Bowersox, a 24-year-old dreadlocked mom, had for months ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 19 May 2010 | 11:17 pm

Ceausescu documentary a missed opportunity (Reuters)

Reuters - "The Autobiography of Nicolae Ceausescu," a fresh-from-the-laboratory documentary on the former Romanian dictator, is informative and -- especially in its last hour -- surprisingly dramatic.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 19 May 2010 | 11:15 pm

Ceausescu documentary a missed opportunity (Reuters)

Reuters - "The Autobiography of Nicolae Ceausescu," a fresh-from-the-laboratory documentary on the former Romanian dictator, is informative and -- especially in its last hour -- surprisingly dramatic.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 19 May 2010 | 11:15 pm

Conde Nast Staff Not Pleased About Potential Move to 'Creepy' WTC Site


After word last week that Conde Nast was considering a move from Times Square to the World Trader Center site, the Observer found that several Conde “veterans” aren’t exactly psyched about the possibility. One mused, about the Battery Park area, “The place is a cemetery… it’s creepy," while another put it more bluntly: "Everyone thinks [the One World Trade Center] building is haunted. There's not one person from editors on down who wants to move down there. Even people who could walk there don't want to move there." [NYO via Gothamist]

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Source: Daily Intel | 19 May 2010 | 11:12 pm

Ken Loach takes an extraordinary "Route" (Reuters)

Reuters - You sorta knew Ken Loach's cheerful period, which consisted of one movie, last year's "Looking for Eric," wasn't going to last long, and it didn't.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 19 May 2010 | 10:47 pm

Megan Fox Attempts To Save Face


After reports that Michael Bay made the decision to drop Megan Fox from Transformers 3, Fox is trying to spin the development a bit differently: "Megan Fox will not be starring in Transformers 3," her rep told People. "It was her decision not to return. She wishes the franchise the best." Meanwhile, as Bay auditions a bevy of beauties to replace Fox, the incomparable Heidi Montag has thrown her name into the mix, as she tweeted: "Michael Bay I love your work! I know what a artistic brilliant genius you are! Cast me in the next Transformers." Hey Michael, you don't have to worry about Heidi comparing you to Napoleon since it's almost certain the only one she knows is Dynamite.

Megan Fox: It Was My Decision to Leave Transformers [People]

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Source: Vulture | 19 May 2010 | 10:21 pm

"Twilight" crisis averted! Cullen kids sign on - Reuters


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Kellan Lutz and Ashley Greene, the actors who play the Cullen kids in the blockbuster vampire franchise, have resolved their salary dispute with Summit Entertainment, signing on for what will almost certainly be a two-part adaptation of "Breaking Dawn. ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 19 May 2010 | 10:10 pm

CBS cuts several TV shows, moves time slots of others for the fall lineup - Washington Post


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CBS cuts several TV shows, moves time slots of others for the fall lineup
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 19 May 2010 | 9:59 pm

Hail to the Chiefs: A Final Salute to the Presidents of 24

After eight very long days, the many presidents featured on 24 are a complicated bunch. From David Palmer to Charles Logan to Allison Taylor, the drama series has created some of the most multilayered leaders ever to occupy the White House. We look back on the presidents who led the free world in which Jack Bauer allows us to live.



Source: FOXNews.com | 19 May 2010 | 9:59 pm

BP To Post Live Video Feed of Source of Oil Leak


After mounting criticism voiced by Massachusetts Rep. Edward Markey that BP was hiding the true extent of the now four-week-old Gulf of Mexico oil spill, BP has given in and announced it will post a live video feed of the gushing oil well online. "Now anyone will be able to see the real-time effects the BP spill is having on our ocean,” Markey said, “This footage will aid analysis by independent scientists blocked by BP from coming to see the spill.” If you’re interested, the video should be going live late Wednesday night here, though frankly if you’re in the mood to watch a live video feed, this one is way more likely to entertain you. [HuffPo]

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Source: Daily Intel | 19 May 2010 | 9:47 pm

Worst Week For Album Sales Since 1991


Without any major releases and amidst overall decreasing record sales, this past week has the dubious distinction of seeing the fewest number of total album sales in a single week - 5.3 million - since Nielsen SoundScan started tracking in 1991. BET nominee Justin Bieber’s My World 2.0 was the top seller, its fourth time in the spot, with sales of just over 60,000 (only about 300 less and it would have become the lowest-selling No. 1 album in history). [Arts Beat/NYT]

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Filed Under: new lows, justin bieber, music, record sales



Source: Vulture | 19 May 2010 | 9:25 pm

Romania's "New Wave" supremo Cristi Puiu returns to Cannes with new thriller "Aurora"

Director Cristi Puiu's new crime story "Aurora" centres around a weary divorcee, named Viorel, whose frustrations with his ex-wife and her family eventually lead him to commit a series of murders.
Source: RSS feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 19 May 2010 | 9:10 pm

Film-maker Andrei Ujica's documentary about the Romanian dictator Nicolae Ceaucescu consists entirely of archive footage

Director Andrei Ujica says his film "The Autobiography of Nicolae Ceaucescu" offers new insights into the man who ruled Romania from 1965 until his death by firing squad on Christmas Day 1989.
Source: RSS feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 19 May 2010 | 9:10 pm

Ukranian director Sergei Loznitsa's (2ndR) film " My Joy" is in competition for the Palme d'Or award in Cannes

Belarusian born director Sergei Loznitsa (2ndR), actors Viktor Nemets (L) and Olga Shuvalova (R) arrive for the screening of "Schastye Moe" (My Joy) at the 63rd Cannes Film Festival in France.
Source: RSS feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 19 May 2010 | 9:10 pm

'American Idol' Down to Its Final Two

Casey James has been cut from "American Idol," leaving Crystal Bowersox and Lee DeWyze to duke it out in the finale of the popular Fox singing competition next week.



Source: FOXNews.com | 19 May 2010 | 8:49 pm

DeWyze, Bowersox left to duel on 'Idol' finale (AP)

In this publicity image released by Fox, contestant Casey James performs on the singing competition series, 'American Idol,' on Tuesday, May 18, 2010, in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Fox, Michael Becker)AP - Casey James was cut Wednesday from "American Idol," leaving Crystal Bowersox and Lee DeWyze to duke it out in the finale of the popular Fox singing competition next week.



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 19 May 2010 | 8:49 pm

Pakistan Blocks Facebook In Light of Muhammad-Drawing Contest


After it became aware of a “blasphemous” competition on Facebook in which users were invited to draw caricatures of Muhammad, Pakistan has ordered the country's internet service providers to block the site. Islamic law prohibits images of the prophet, a tenet that drew international attention in 2005 when Muhammad cartoons in a Danish newspaper caused worldwide protests. The Pakistani government has imposed the Facebook ban until the end of the month, and protesters have already begun gathering in Karachi holding banners and shouting anti-Facebook slogans. The “competition” was started by a Facebook user who set up a page called “Draw Muhammad Day” and invited people to submit their depictions. Once the ban's over, this guy is totally in for a mass defriending.

Pakistan Blocks Facebook Over Contest to Draw Prophet Muhammad [BusinessWeek]

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Source: Daily Intel | 19 May 2010 | 8:36 pm

American Idol Finals Are Set!

AMERICAN IDOL, Lee DeWyze, Crystal Bowersox, Casey JamesJust think, maybe someday one of the two American Idol finalists can enjoy the same sort of success that has blessed Justin Bieber. The 16-year-old pop sensation was definitely a...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 19 May 2010 | 8:30 pm

Miley Cyrus Wanted for Lilith Fair Tour, But...

Miley CyrusMiley Cyrus is a wanted young woman. Sarah McLachlan tells me she was hoping Cyrus would sign on for an appearance during the upcoming relaunch of the Lilith Fair summer music...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 19 May 2010 | 8:15 pm

Megan Foxed Out of Transformers 3

Megan Fox, Transformers Revenge of the FallenThe third time is not going to be the charm for Megan Fox. Paramount Pictures confirmed Wednesday that production on Transformers 3 is moving forward without the franchise's resident...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 19 May 2010 | 8:05 pm

Pacino Studies For Upcoming Shylock Role in Borough Park


Al Pacino, who will be playing the role of Shylock in this summer's Public Theater production of The Merchant of Venice, conducted research for the part in Brooklyn this week, visiting a Hasidic synagogue and meeting with a community member at a Borough Park kosher restaurant. Apparently Pacino, who was accompanied by the Public’s Shakespeare Initiative director Barry Edelstein, took the immersion quite seriously:

"As worshipers swayed in prayer, known as shuckling, Edelstein said he saw Pacino slowly rock back and forth with them, observing their movements."

The actor, who was clad in a dark suit and hat, stood at the back of the synagogue during the services and went unrecognized; afterwards, the two men shared a coffee and cheesecake with a member of the Hasidic community at a local diner. Edelstein said no one they encountered offered any objections to the fact Pacino will be appearing in a play divisive in its perceived anti-Semitism: "[The observation] was done with complete respect and a true sense of empathy,” he said.

Preparing for a Role, Al Pacino Pays a Visit to Borough Park [WSJ]

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Source: Vulture | 19 May 2010 | 8:03 pm

Georgian film sharply observes artistic struggle (Reuters)

Reuters - Solemn themes of exile, freedom of expression and the artist's struggle to be understood are tinkled in a wry and charming way by Otar Iosseliani, who channels them through the experiences of fictional Georgian director Nicolas (Dato Tarielashvili), who can never be happy or at home anywhere, and whose films flop everywhere.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 19 May 2010 | 7:59 pm

"Names of Love" will be funny in France only (Reuters)

Reuters - This delightful, sexy, and often audacious crowd-pleaser, though at times gratingly cute, should perform wonders at the box office in its native France.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 19 May 2010 | 7:59 pm

Justice prevails in criminally funny 'Good Guys' (Reuters)

Reuters - Officers Dan Stark and Jack Bailey are take-no-prisoners, two-gun holdin', moving vehicle-leapin' crime-fightin' machines, and one best not get in their way. Unfortunately, they're stuck in the stolen-property division of the Dallas police force, so those incredible talents are for the most part going to waste.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 19 May 2010 | 7:58 pm

Edie Falco, Alison Pill enliven static play (Reuters)

Reuters - "This Wide Night" was commissioned and first presented by Clean Break, a London theater company that works with women who are enmeshed in the criminal justice system.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 19 May 2010 | 7:57 pm

MTA Severs Relationship With Goldman Sachs


You know things are bad when even the MTA doesn’t want to be associated with you. The agency will not be renewing its contract with Goldman Sachs, the MTA's longtime financial adviser, though the decision apparently was not related to the recent SEC lawsuit, according to the Times' sources. Goldman earned $28.8 million in fees from the MTA from 2000 to 2008, most of which reportedly came from commissions for issuing bonds. The Times can't resist reveling a bit in its comparison of the two institutions, citing their similar "declines" in recent months. And one “transit watchdog,” a staff lawyer for the Straphangers Campaign, added insult to injury for the dumped bank: “The only entity in America that is less popular than the MTA is Goldman Sachs," he said.

M.T.A. to End Relationship With Goldman Sachs [City Room/NYT]

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Source: Daily Intel | 19 May 2010 | 7:42 pm

Glee Wants Susan Boyle For Lunch Lady Role


About a year after the rest of the world, Glee appears to have developed something of an obsession with Susan Boyle. First, the show featured the Britain's Got Talent star's signature jam (“I Dreamed A Dream”) last night (sung by Broadway belters Lea Michele and Idina Menzel, no less) and now comes word the series is courting Boyle herself to appear on the show. The role Glee co-creator Ryan Murphy has in mind for her may sound familiar though:

“I have two words for you: Lunch. Lady,” Murphy told EW. “I think Kurt would just die to give her a Christmas makeover. I don’t even know if she’s interested but it’s been pitched.”

Well, Boyle would definitely bring a different vibe to the role from the previous big-name celeb Murphy was considering for the (apparently pivotal?) lunch lady role: J. Lo.

Susan Boyle to play the McKinley High lunch lady? [MusicMix/EW]

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Source: Vulture | 19 May 2010 | 7:28 pm

It Sucks to Be Lindsay Lohan's Excuses

Lindsay Lohan Who wants to attend a stodgy old court hearing when you could be partying with actual celebrities in the South of France? Not our girl Lindsay! So which sob story is the...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 19 May 2010 | 7:18 pm

First lady wears blue Soronen gown to state dinner (AP)

President Barack Obama and first lady Michelle Obama walk out to welcome Mexican President Felipe Calderon and his wife Margarita Zavala to the State Dinner at the North Portico of the White House in Washington, Wednesday, May 19, 2010. (AP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais)AP - Michelle Obama chose a shimmery-blue gown for the state dinner Wednesday night honoring Mexican President Felipe Calderon and his wife, Margarita Zavala. It had a one-shoulder silhouette, similar to the one Mrs. Obama wore to her husband's inaugural balls.



Source: Yahoo! News: Fashion News | 19 May 2010 | 7:12 pm

Gossip Girl's Kelly Rutherford Has a New Man

Kelly Rutherford, Helena GraceKelly Rutherford wasn't trying to hide something when she insisted recently that she and onscreen Gossip Girl beau Matthew Settle are just friends when the cameras stop...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 19 May 2010 | 7:08 pm

"Red and White" a cliched war movie (Reuters)

Reuters - "Red and White" is true blue in its portrayal of Indonesian rebels who fight against Dutch rule in 1947. Although it has won popular notice in Indonesia and the Far Pacific, "Red and White" will only cast up a white flag at Western box offices.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 19 May 2010 | 6:54 pm

Frears' "Tamara Drewe" a bright and amusing comedy (Reuters)

Reuters - A film claiming to be a literary comedy set in England's West Country and based loosely on Thomas Hardy's "Far From the Madding Crowd" had better deliver the goods, and Stephen Frears' "Tamara Drewe" pretty much does.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 19 May 2010 | 6:54 pm

"Certified Copy" a sardonic reflection on marriage (Reuters)

Reuters - After years of working on photography, poetry and more experimental films, Abbas Kiarostami makes an engaging return to narrative cinema in a delicate, bittersweet comedy set in romantic Italy.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 19 May 2010 | 6:52 pm

Financial Reform Bill Fails Critical Test


Senate Dems huddle up.

The wait for the eagerly-awaited "sweeping" financial regulatory bill continues, as Democrats failed on a cloture vote seen as critical for moving the bill forward. Two key Democrat Senators - Washington’s Maria Cantwell and Wisconsin’s Russ Feingold - voted with the 39 Republicans to block the effort to end debate, as they said they do not believe the bill, as it stands now, sufficiently tightens regulations on Wall Street. [NYT]

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Source: Daily Intel | 19 May 2010 | 6:24 pm

Reviewing the CBS Upfront Presentation: It's Good to Be Popular


At all the upfronts thus far, the music playing while the audience mills around and finds a seat has been a slightly hip soundtrack of bands like Passion Pit and Phoenix. Not at CBS, which has little interest in being hip, but much interest in being successful. Pumping Miley, Ke$ha, and Gaga over the loudspeakers at Carnegie Hall, CBS let it be known before the show even began that it knows what it is: not all that cool, smart, or edgy, but really, really popular. Buoyed by this implacable sense of self, CBS put on a polished, convincing presentation. It will stick with the spin-offs, remakes, and laugh tracks, and leave critically acclaimed shows with terrible ratings to the losers.

Setting the hip-to-be-square tone, the presentation started at exactly 4:00, with a cutesy version of The Big Bang Theory theme song, tweaked to shout out all of CBS’s success and programming. Then, out came president and CEO Leslie Moonves, to big cheers and claps, looking like the cat who ate the canary. “The better CBS is doing, the better you all look to me,” Moonves told the crowd. “Ladies and Gentlemen, what a handsome group you look today.” The rest of Moonves’s extremely confident speech celebrated how the market, everywhere, in every industry, is turning around. “Everyone’s Bullish,” he said. CBS is "red hot."

In the midst of his speech about how awesome everything is for CBS, Moonves introduced a video that solidified (1) this was going to be a really good show for the Eye and (2) that ‘Shit’ would be the most popular word at this particular upfront. The video was one that shouldn’t have worked: Earlier this year CBS’s chief research officer, David Poltrack, got into an argument about “downer reports” that over-stated the weakness of TV advertising. The exchange had been caught on audio tape. CBS remixed it into a... hip-hop song, with the recurring chorus “Bullshit Number,” and cut video to go with it, showing an animated Poltrack with a boom-box. Somehow, this was all more weirdly funny and charming than it could possibly sound. Helping that might be the fact that everyone in the world is going to grade a CBS hip-hop joke on a curve. Moonves followed this with more boosterism, and then dropped a stat that will hopefully be fact-checked by tomorrow morning: More Americans have watched NCIS this season than have seen Avatar. The crowd said, "huh?"

After another montage, CBS’s sales president Jo Ann Ross came out for an awesomely short little spiel that mostly revealed the TelePrompTer was embedded in the floor. Then she read from a note card, “If you’re able to comprehend even a tiny portion of what this next speaker has to say, your life will be vastly improved.” And out came The Big Bang Theory’s Jim Parsons, in character as Sheldon. Parsons delivered a largely incomprehensible, and mostly charming speech that shouted out Cartesian planes and differential calculus, while flattering advertisers. “I’m Dr. Sheldon Cooper. You may be asking yourself what is one the greatest mind of the twentieth century doing talking to a room of advertisers,” he riffed, before explaining that he had decided advertisers were important. When he can travel in time, he will go back to the 1969 NBC upfront to make sure they don’t help cancel the original Star Trek.

Parsons then introduced CBS entertainment president Nina Tassler, who was rocking a bright pinkish-red, satin suit. She re-iterated how dope CBS is before demonstrating the awkward way in which the network had chosen to celebrate its talent: instead of the on stage parade favored by Fox, CBS opted to have actors stand in their seat and wave to the crowd from the crowd. The first person to receive this special honor was Chuck Lorre, the mastermind of Two and Half Men, The Big Bang Theory, and the new series Mike & Molly. The trailer for this show was another example of CBS being comfortable with itself: it doesn’t look particularly funny, interesting, or even of this decade, but the audience laughed and laughed. Who cares if it’s cool? It’s gonna make CBS some money.

Tassler then introduced, a video of $#*! My Dad Says’s William Shatner. Campy as ever, Shatner told the audience, with the curses bleeped out, “It began on twitter. It was funny shit. So CBS decided to make into a TV show. I think I’m pretty fucking funny, but what the fuck do I know.” The trailer was not as good as this little speech. Sample dialogue: “My vagina’s broken dad.” “Cheese and crackers, that came at me fast.” Cheese and crackers, indeed. Tag line: “This fall the Shat hits the fan.” This show didn't sit with the audience as well as Mike & Molly, but CBS saved it by bringing out Shatner, and bringing out Parsons again, to geek out about meeting Captain Kirk. The bit killed.

Then the other Big Bang cast members waved awkwardly to the crowd, followed by the How I Met Your Mother gang, followed by a tear-jerking clip reel about Undercover Boss. All eight undercover bosses came out on stage, showcasing, as some astute tweets noted, that 1) Undercover Boss should really try to use some non-white, non-middle aged, non-male bosses next season and 2) these guys got to come on stage, but Neil Patrick Harris had to stay in his seat.

After that both NCISs waved to the crowd, Julianna Margulies taught everyone how to pronounce Matt Czuchry’s name (Zoo-kree), and we finally got to see clips from the new dramas. First up, The Defenders starting Jim Belushi and Jerry O’Connell as cheeseball Vegas lawyers who ride around in Nash Bridges’ convertible. Belushi can not say the word “trajectory” properly, but this is a sign of his good character. The audience clapped, sort of, but then Belushi and O’Connell stood up in the crowd, and the claps picked up because it’s rude to be rude to someone’s face. O’Connell, anyway, seemed very psyched about the show.

Next up, Blue Bloods, a red-state cop show about a clan of New York City police, starring Tom Selleck, who has finally had a mustache long enough to be back in style, Donnie Wahlberg, Bridget “Wronged by Giselle” Moynahan, and Will Estes. The family’s last name is Reagan and has dinner conversation about the morality of “enhanced interrogation techniques:” the chick and the kid who has seen nothing yet are anti-torture, the police chief and the son who cares about doing whatever it takes to save small children are for it. Looks like a good fit for CBS.

Last but not least was the clip for Hawaii Five-O, about which Tassler said, “it isn’t a remake, but a reboot,” that stars a “ridiculously sexy and talented cast... He’ll love it too, but this is so not your fathers Hawaii 5-0.” The promo, with a not-compellingly remixed theme song, looks like mindless fun, all guns, fistfights, quips and beaches. Seemed to go over.

Then Tassler came back out for one last pitch, explaining that CBS does not expect any of its new shows to be “self-starters,” putting a “bonafide hit” before each one. She went over the schedule again, convincingly selling its solidity. When she got to Thursday at 8, she explained at a little more length that “For many years comedies like Friends and Cosby dominated television” and CBS fully believes Big Bang can do the same. “Even Saturday is better for us,” she said. And she’s not wrong. Score one for the popular kids.

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Filed Under: upfronts 2010, cbs, schedule



Source: Vulture | 19 May 2010 | 6:00 pm

Exclusive Lost Video: Let's Travel Back in Time

Lost, JORGE GARCIA, MATTHEW FOX, EVANGELINE LILLY, JOSH HOLLOWAYLost might call 'em flashbacks, flashforwards and those still-ridiculously mind-boggling flashsideways, but today I'm just going with good old-fashioned walks down memory...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 19 May 2010 | 5:45 pm

Has Transformers 3 Found Its New Megan Fox?


According to the Wrap, Clash of the Titans' Gemma Arterton is already the front-runner to replace the ousted Megan Fox in Transformers 3 as Shia LaBeouf's hilariously implausible girlfriend, though models Miranda Kerr, Bar Rafaeli, and Brooklyn Decker are also contenders. Michael Bay's Ferrari is going to be spotless. [Wrap]

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Filed Under: bar rafaeli, brooklyn decker, gemma arterton, miranda kerr, transformers 3



Source: Vulture | 19 May 2010 | 5:30 pm

Lindsay Lohan's Dad "More Than Open" to Flying Mom Out to Be With Her

Michael Lohan, Lindsay LohanWell, at least Michael Lohan is in Los Angeles. Michael tells E! News that he's holding out hope that daughter Lindsay will be able to get back in time from France for her looming...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 19 May 2010 | 5:30 pm

Style Showdown: 90210's Jessica Stroup vs. Glee's Jayma Mays

Jessica Stroup, Jayma MaysBack in February, 90210 hottie Jessica Stroup paid homage to Brian Reyes at his N.Y. Fashion Week runway show by wearing his design—and styling it right! We love that she had her...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 19 May 2010 | 5:25 pm

Miley Cyrus Good for the Ears, but Bad for the Bones?

Miley CyrusMiley Cyrus' new video isn't the only thing inappropriate for little kids. Walmart has temporarily yanked the pop star's jewelry line off its shelves after lab tests found...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 19 May 2010 | 5:01 pm

Was Tastefully Updating the Hawaii Five-O Theme an Impossible Mission?


Here it is, your first look/listen at/to the opening titles for CBS's recently picked-up Hawaii Five-O remake. We'd love to be able to tell you that our least favorite part of this is the silly, as-seen-through-the-eyes-of-the-Terminator satellite graphics, but alas — what in God's name have they done to the theme song? The new version loses the backbeat, trades horns for Limp Bizkit-y guitars, and sounds a little like a couple studio musicians mistakenly thought they'd been hired to update the Mission Impossible theme. Also, where the hell is the vibraslap? Click through for both versions.

Here's the new Five-O:

And here's the old one:

'Hawaii Five-O' opening sequence (video) [Live Feed/HR]

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Filed Under: upfronts 2010, cbs, hawaii five-o, remakes, tv



Source: Vulture | 19 May 2010 | 5:00 pm

CBS Boss Talks Big Bang, Losing Ghost Whisperer "Love"

Ghost Whisperer, David Conrad, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jamie KennedyThere's one thing CBS honcho Nina Tassler wants you to know about their surprising new lineup: There's no love lost. No, literally—she's referring to Ghost Whisperer...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 19 May 2010 | 4:55 pm

Cannes Day Eight: Mick Jagger, Johnny Depp, Naomi Watts, and More


Mick Jagger hit Cannes today to celebrate the premiere of the Stephen Kijak-directed Stones in Exile, which documents the making of the Rolling Stones' 1972 Exile on Main Street album. Michelle Rodriguez and Vincent Cassel stopped by TV show Le Grand Journal, while Naomi Watts and Adrian Brody turned up at the Fame Game Cocktail Party, hosted by Giorgio Armani on his yacht. Click through to see where the cameras caught Johnny Depp, Billy Zane, and more.

Filed Under: cannes 2010, adrien brody, billy zane, cannes, elizabeth banks, emily blunt, john battsek, johnny depp, lawrence bender, luciana gimenez morad, michelle rodriguez, mick jagger, movies, naomi watts, paolo coelho, people, rachel bilson, romain gavras, slideshow, vanessa paradis, victoria pearman, vincent cassel



Source: Vulture | 19 May 2010 | 4:49 pm

Bret Michaels Tells Oprah 'I'm Just Very Thankful To Be Here' - MTV.com


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Bret Michaels Tells Oprah 'I'm Just Very Thankful To Be Here'
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'The only thing that matters right now is taking care of my family,' he says in his first TV interview since brain hemorrhage. By Josh Wigler In his first television interview since suffering a serious subarachnoid hemorrhage, Bret Michaels appeared ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 19 May 2010 | 4:29 pm

Robert Pattinson on 'Ellen': His hair no longer full of secrets - Entertainment Weekly


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Robert Pattinson on 'Ellen': His hair no longer full of secrets
Entertainment Weekly
We spend a whole lot of time thinking about Robert Pattinson. We wonder what he's up to, who he's with, and most importantly, what he's thinking. Well Twihards, today is your lucky day. Pattinson finally revealed just what is going on in ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 19 May 2010 | 4:11 pm

Fashion Magazines Are Tiring of Major Celebrity Covers


Glamour has three models — Alessandra Ambrosio, Brooklyn Decker, and Crystal Renn — on the cover of its June issue. Meanwhile, Vanity Fair has two foreign soccer players with names most Americans don't know on the cover of its June issue. Where are the actresses promoting movies or pop stars promoting albums? Editors are getting tired of them for two reasons, according to the Daily Beast. One, Hollywood doesn't produce megafamous actresses, like Angelina Jolie, anymore. Second, of the biggest major actresses still out there, there's nothing new to know about them.

Or as Samir Husni, the magazine industry pundit, put it, “What else do you really want to know about Angelina Jolie? With a lot of these celebrities, there’s nothing left to show unless they actually take their clothes off. We’ve covered them from every shape, every corner. We’ve shown them with their kids, and with their boyfriends and with their girlfriends, so that’s why you’re starting to see semi-naked soccer players and a semi-naked Tiger Woods. That’s what it takes to survive in a digital age.”


Oh sure, blame the Internet. But we're not complaining. We can't remember buying a magazine because we were just dying to know what an actress had to say about her latest movie.

Glamour’s editor Cindi Leive agrees:, “I think what you’re seeing in the magazine world is a certain amount of fatigue with the same old, same old faces. One reason we had a nice sale with Taylor Swift was that you hadn’t seen her on a million magazine covers before and there was actually the hope that ‘Oh my God! I might actually learn something new.’ I think taking risks is serving people well right now.”


The fashion industry as a whole seems to be tiring of celebrities. Not only is Madonna the last one standing in major fashion campaigns, a territory non-model stars used to dominate, but designers don't think they need celebrities around all the time for publicity. It's that other common way of explaining cultural shifts nowadays: the recession.

Robert Burke, a prominent consultant in the fashion business whose clients include Bulgari, Vera Wang, and Dunhill, notes, “There was a time not too long ago when celebrities were paid a lot of money to show up at a party and today people are really looking at the R.O.I and going, ‘Do we really need this person here?’ Paying people to appear at a fashion show is a bit passé.”


It probably doesn't help that it's getting harder to find celebrities that don't have clothing lines than those that do. It's like Alber Elbaz said, designers aren't trying to insert themselves in other professions. They're not crossing over into acting or singing or dancing. But maybe this is a vicious cycle, and without their covers celebrities feel like they have to launch toxic jewelry lines, or what have you, to get noticed.

The Celebrity Cover Backlash [Daily Beast]

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Filed Under: inevitable things, cindi lieve, covers, glamour, vanity fair



Source: The Cut | 19 May 2010 | 4:00 pm

Richard Blumenthal Not a Deceptive Lying Scoundrel After All?


Earlier this week, the Times posted a 2008 video showing Connecticut Attorney General and Senate candidate Richard Blumenthal saying that he "served in Vietnam," even though he was actually in the Marine Reserves and never left American soil. The revelation has badly damaged Blumenthal's previously front-running campaign. But a longer version of the video, obtained by the AP, shows that earlier in the same speech Blumenthal described himself, accurately, as "someone who served in the military during the Vietnam era in the Marine Corps."

That doesn't make his other statement any more truthful, but it does make it more plausible that, as Blumenthal claims, he merely misspoke, and wasn't trying to intentionally deceive anyone in the audience, unless he decided halfway through the speech to start pretending he fought in the war. It also begs the question of why the Times didn't see fit to include this segment of the video in its reporting. Sure, there was still a pattern of other misstatements/lies/whatever, as a Times spokesperson points out, but shouldn't the paper have provided all the available context to the most damning one?

The New York Times has some explaining to do [County Fair/Media Matters]
Times defends posting of clipped Blumenthal video [Plum Line/WP]

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Filed Under: in other news, new york times, richard blumenthal



Source: Daily Intel | 19 May 2010 | 4:00 pm

Chad Ochocinco is 'at peace' after leaving 'DWTS' - CNN


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Chad Ochocinco is 'at peace' after leaving 'DWTS'
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 19 May 2010 | 3:52 pm

GLEE-CAP: What Happens to a Dream Deferred?

To begin this Glee-cap, a video: The Best Moments of Neil Patrick Harris on Glee:

That last note is my new ringtone.

When I first heard that the title of last night’s Joss Whedon helmed episode of Glee was “Dream On,” a small part of me prayed for an appearance by Brian Benben from the 1990 HBO-titled series of the same name. Sadly, Benben was nowhere to be found — and neither was Wendie Malick, for that matter.

Leave it to primetime television savior Neil Patrick Harris to make us forget about our Benben woes and focus, instead, on one of the best episode of Glee from both seasons. “Dream On” delivered almost everything we’ve come to expect from Glee: Talent, heartache, longing (birth mothers, working legs, etc.), and simultaneous Matthew Morrison and Neil Patrick Harris orgasms. Add to that mix song cameos from Les Miserables and The Mamas and the Papas, and it looks like that note I tucked into the Wailing Wall last year is finally coming true.

For starters, we got our hands on some of Mr. Schuester’s vacation photos:

Oh, JK, that Matthew Morrison’s T-1000 impression for an upcoming Vogue fashion spread. His fabdominals look like they’re becoming “self-avare.”

Back to Glee! Neil Patrick Harris plays a character named Brian Ryan, Will Schuester’s high school glee nemesis. Today, he spends his time as a professional dream crusher on the school board. He visits New Directions and asks them to write their dreams down. Then, NPH whips out his 98 foot long d and proceeds to pee all over those dreams. He’s cutting their budget. It’s final. Did we say “final”? We meant, it’s “Let Me Take You Out For Some Beers and Change Your Mind with Some Billy Joel-inal.”

Schue changes his mind, and encourages Bryan Ryan to audition alongside him for an upcoming local production of Les Miserables. It is at this point that myself, the creators of South Park, and Colm Wilkinson got SUPER F**KING JAZZED. Glee + Les Miserables = Les Jizzerables.

Sadly, Neil did not gently cradle Matthew Morrison in the most self-touching edition of “A Little Fall of Rain.” Why? Because the song is not called “A Little Dream of Rain” or “A Little Fall of Dream” or “Dream Little Dream Dream Rain.” And remember, this is Glee, where every song must have the show’s theme taken into consideration. So, they dueted a moving-down-there rendition of Aerosmith’s “Dream On.” (video ahead!)

Why they left out Bryan Ryan’s anger sex scene with Sue Sylvester is almost unforgivable.

Meanwhile, on the same side of town…

Let’s talk about dreams some more, OK? Like how about Artie, as an example. Kid’s in a wheelchair but he wants to be a dancer. Tough luck kid, you are saying now. Polio crutches and all.

But wait a second… you know what? No. You’re a dream crusher (sung to the “Wheel Watcher” theme.) Because here in the land of make believe and former boy banders on rolly seats, we’ve got a little thing called THE DREAM SEQUENCE.

Artie has got some moves. Can you imagine how different his life would be if he could walk? It would be…

…exactly like when Kevin McHale, the actor who plays Artie, was in a f**king boy band. True story: I called my BFF up after the show and said, “It’s so sad… he’s such a good dancer but he’s in that chair.” I was reassured that the actor playing Artie can still very much dance in real life. Me get confused sometimes. End of story: Artie will probably never be able to dance, thanks to a reassuring speech from a woman who will also probably never be able to rid herself of cow eyes. (Emma Pillsbury)

And finally, the third installment of last night’s melodrama. Rachel wants to find her birth Mom. Can you guess who it is? M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN ALERT: Well it just happens to be Rachel’s 20 years older identical twin who is also a singer on the show, Idina Menzel. The woman who also happens to coach the rival glee club, “Vocal Adrenaline.” This is the acting equivalent of Joey Lauren Adams looking for her birth mom and real life and finding out it’s Jewel. It is… hmm, what’s the term? Not a f**king surprise at all.

But how is Rachel’s dream going to be realized? Well, thanks to the help of her super hot, steam-faced boyfriend Jesse St. James, played by Broadway great Jonathan Groff. He slips her a tape of Idina Menzel singing a song to her long lost daughter. And now, we launch into a duet that caused many a saltduct to be sprung from America’s eyes… “I Dreamed a Dream.” I would have thought Susan Boyle’s rendition would have ruined it for me forever. And it still kind of did. But you know what took care of that? THE HOT SALTWATER LAVA RUNNING INTO MY MOUTH BECAUSE THEY ARE BOTH AMEEEZEEENG.

Then, we ended on The Mamas and The Papas, with a “Dream a Little Dream of Me” sequence that was under cut only by the slightly cheesy slow tap number happening right in front of Artie’s adorable little animal face and eyes.

We pretty much overall loved the episode, even with the almost inexcusable lack of Sue Sylvester. “Dream On” finally fulfilled OUR dream of seeing Neil Patrick Harris do something mildly sexual with a one foot radius of Matthew Morrison. What’d you guys think of the episode?


Source: Best Week Ever | 19 May 2010 | 3:50 pm

Chad Ochocinco is 'at peace' after leaving 'DWTS'

Football fans know that 85 is Chad Ochocinco's favorite number. But on Tuesday night he earned the distinction of being the 100th celebrity to be eliminated on "Dancing With the Stars," falling a week short of the season 10 finale. But as far as the Cincinnati Bengals' star is concerned, he has accomplished what he set out to do.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 19 May 2010 | 3:48 pm

Kara DioGuardi predicts who will sing in 'Idol' finale

With no mention of her cougar crush on Casey James, Kara DioGuardi made her pick for which of the show's top three contestants will face off in next week's "American Idol" season 9 finale.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 19 May 2010 | 3:45 pm

Protesters Express Their Anger at JPMorgan by Giving Jamie Dimon Copies of Their House Keys


First Syracuse students disrobed for the JPMorgan CEO and pelted him with sex toys. Now we hear about a disgusting display that occurred at yesterday's shareholder meeting.

"NACA had bussed in protesters to complain about the JP Morgan’s [sic] mortgage modification process and the demonstrators all held house keys, with their names on, to give to the bank’s executives."


Have these people no self-respect? Let him come to you, shareholders.

Dimon survives early heckles at AGM [Financial News]

Filed Under: why don't you come up and see me sometime, business, college, jamie dimon, jpmorgan, pilfs, protests, white men with wings like angels



Source: Daily Intel | 19 May 2010 | 3:39 pm

10 Less Creepy Mascots For The London Olympic Games

Meet Wenlock and Mandeville, the official creepy-ass mascots of the 2012 London Summer Games!

Why would an iconic global sporting event choose to be represented by two soulless eye monsters in futuristic erection-magnifying spacesuits? There were plenty of other mascots to choose from – just off the top of our heads, Sarah Walker and I propose the following 10 Less Creepy Potential Mascots For The London Olympic Games:



10. Tim Curry from “It”



9. The Sloth Guy from “Se7en”



8. Stanley Tucci from “The Lovely Bones”



7. Mombi from “Return To Oz”



6. Tim Curry from “Legend”



5. The Blood from “The Shining”



4. Telly from “Kids”



3. Megan Fox’s Thumbs



2. Tim Curry



1. The First 10 Minutes Of “Up”



Other mascot suggestions? Leave ‘em in the comments.


Source: Best Week Ever | 19 May 2010 | 3:32 pm

Elizabeth Banks Wore a Tie-dye Mullet Dress in Cannes


Foreign stars like to wear over-the-top things on the red carpet in Cannes. Extravagant trains, sequins, feathers, weird cutouts, and a bird on the shoulder, all at once. It's a contest to see who can show up the best on the cameras positioned high above the red carpet — a uniquely Cannes angle. American actress Elizabeth Banks did her part in a tie-dye mullet number on the carpet today.

Does she wear it or does it wear her? And does it matter?

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Filed Under: look of the day, cannes, elizabeth banks



Source: The Cut | 19 May 2010 | 3:30 pm

'Glee': Susan Boyle to play a lunch lady?

"Glee" has already had some phenomenal guest-stars so far, including Josh Groban, Kristin Chenoweth, and, last night, Neil Patrick Harris. Now, EW has learned a certain music (and YouTube) sensation may be appearing on the hit Fox series in a season two Christmas episode: Susan Boyle.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 19 May 2010 | 3:26 pm

Justin Bieber Nominated For A BET Award, Not Black


Our favorite perpetually side swept tiny Canadian singing boy wonder has been nominated for a BET Award! Congratulations, Justin Bieber!

Reports Reuters:

Bieber, 16, will compete in the best new artist category and was nominated for the awards alongside such prominent black performers as rapper Jay-Z, who led the field with five nominations, and his wife Beyonce, who scored four.

The BET Awards typically honor black singers, actors, actresses and athletes, but officials described Bieber as a cross-over artist.

“Bieber has crossed the color boundaries the same way that hip-hop has crossed the boundaries the other way for a number of years,” said Stephen Hill, BET’s President of Music Programing and Specials.

I guess? Sure, boundaries of being insanely popular and a ratings booster. BUT. BUT. Lest we get overly cynical and cray-zee about this, let us not forget the past. Because Justin Timberlake, Robin Thicke and Eminem have all been nominated for a BET. (They’re all white, that’s my point). Bieber arguably is the whitest of these three (don’t even, you know what I mean), but I say go for it BET! Hell, let’s call it Bieber Entertainment Television for one night only! That one’s for free, you’re welcome.

In other BET nominee news, did you see that Jay-Z called Kelsey Grammer Chelsea Grammer at an event the other night? That was probably my favorite item of the day.


Source: Best Week Ever | 19 May 2010 | 3:23 pm

President Obama, Little Girl Would Like Congress to Do Something About Immigration Reform


Earlier today, while President Obama was practically begging any Republican senators to show some support for immigration reform, Michelle Obama, in a sad juxtaposition, was trying to deal with a second-grader who worries about her illegal-immigrant mom being deported. "My mom ... she says that Barack Obama is taking everybody away that doesn't have papers," she said, heartwrenchingly. Obama explained that this is exactly why we need to "make sure that people can be here with the right kind of papers." How come everybody, including second-graders, can grasp this, but not Republicans in Congress?

First Lady Michelle Obama Questioned by Second-Grader Worried About Her Mom's Immigration Status [HuffPo]

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Filed Under: crossing over, immigration reform, michelle obama



Source: Daily Intel | 19 May 2010 | 3:20 pm

Today Calls Matt Lauer Allegations "Completely Inaccurate and Unfounded"

NBC's Today show has assailed allegations of infidelity about Matt Lauer, calling them "completely inaccurate and unfounded."



Source: FOXNews.com | 19 May 2010 | 3:18 pm

Another Reason You Shouldn’t Flirt With Your Gross Old Boss


Melanie Berliet, who wrote about her gross flirtation with her former boss at a Wall Street firm, says the man has since left the firm and has been spending his downtime sending hate mail to her parents. [Gloss]

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Filed Under: adults, business, ink-stained wretches, melanie berliet, wall street



Source: Daily Intel | 19 May 2010 | 3:00 pm

Wal-Mart Knows Miley Cyrus’s Jewelry Is Toxic But Continues to Sell It


The jewelry Miley Cyrus sells at Wal-Mart, including the line she does with Max Azria, contains toxic levels of cadmium, an Associated Press investigation found. Wal-Mart knew about the cadmium and continued to sell the stuff anyway. In fact, Wal-Mart received test results on the items as far back as February but hasn't pulled them from the sales floor. Instead, they issued a statement in April saying that as of that month they had decided to require suppliers to show that children's products did not contain unsafe levels of cadmium.

Long-term exposure to cadmium can lead to bone softening and kidney failure. It is a known carcinogen that recent research suggests can, like lead, hinder brain development in the very young.


However, the company did not test and pull already-offending merchandise from the shelves. That's too much of a bother, you see. So AP reporters found cadmium-saturated Miley Cyrus pieces on shelves last month. They bought thirteen, three from the line she did with Max Azria and the rest from a line of make-it-yourself metal bracelet charms. At least 53 of the 61 samples tested contained at least 10 percent cadmium by weight. They were labeled as intended for kids under the age of 14; however, cadmium regulations apply to kids under 12.

The importer of the DIY charms said they were intended for adults. A VP of the line's manufacturer told the AP:

"We recognize that many of our adult customers are homemakers who may have children present in their home," he said. "Our intention as a company is to never willingly cause harm to a child."


Everyone knows Miley Cyrus merchandise is marketed to kids. It's not something they happen into after going through mom's jewelry box.

Wal-Mart still selling Miley Cyrus cadmium jewelry [WP]

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Filed Under: kids these days, miley cyrus, walmart



Source: The Cut | 19 May 2010 | 2:55 pm

Don’t Worry, Kevin Costner Will Take Care of the Gulf Oil Spill


They have tried inserting a tube into the damaged pipeline that has been gushing oil into the Gulf of Mexico for more than three weeks. They have tried using booms and domes to corral the oil, and fire to burn it off, and chemical dispersants to, er, disperse it. Nothing has worked, and the world has been forced to watch as the the physical manifestation of human greed and capitalism creeps farther across the ocean, destroying everything good and pure and natural in its path. But now. One man has come forth, clutching a mysterious device that he believes might save the ocean — and, by extension, the world.

That man is Kevin Costner, who as it turns out commissioned a $24 million centrifuge machine that cleans oil from seawater back in 1995, after the Exxon Valdez spill in Alaska that British Petroleum and the Army Corps of Engineers agreed to test out this week. "I just am really happy that this has come to the light of day," Costner told a New Orleans TV station.

"I'm very sad about why it is, but this is why it was developed, and like anything that we all face as a group, we face it together."


Beautiful. We can't wait to watch him don goggles and descend in the submarine as Aerosmith's "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing" plays softly in the background.

Gulf oil spill: Kevin Costner donates 'Ocean Therapy' invention to clean oil from sea; BP OK's tests [NYDN]
Earlier: Don’t Worry, Nicolas Cage Is On Top of the Somali Pirate Problem

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Filed Under: and a movie star shall lead them, insane things, kevin costner, the most important people in the world



Source: Daily Intel | 19 May 2010 | 2:41 pm

Gallery: Hollywood moms over 40

Kelly Preston and John Travolta just announced that they are expecting a baby. When the child is born, Preston, 47, will join a group of celebrity moms who have given birth after the age of 40.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 19 May 2010 | 2:33 pm

InStyle picks Carrie's 10 best looks

The plot details are still super-secret, but there's at least one thing that fans of "Sex and The City" can count on when Carrie and her crew return to the big screen next week: a visual feast of over-the-top fashion.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 19 May 2010 | 2:22 pm

Michelle Obama Wore Red to Greet the President and First Lady of Mexico


Michelle Obama wore a red shift dress and matching coat to meet Mexican First Lady Margarita Zavaladuring at the White House today. She accessorized with a chunky multi-strand necklace and black heels, and brought her own patch of Astroturf so her stilettos wouldn't sink into the grass. See the full look in the Michelle Obama Look Book.

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Filed Under: mobama watch, michelle obama, michelle obama look book



Source: The Cut | 19 May 2010 | 2:10 pm

Who's stealing 'Idol's' buzz?

Remember "American Idol"? That talent show with all the water-cooler moments?

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 19 May 2010 | 2:00 pm

Browse Our Favorite Vintage Finds in Our Latest Shop-A-Matic


Clockwise from left: Long-Sleeve Minidress, Superga Men's Sneakers, Red Plaid Western Shirt, Woven Bag, and Tortoise Shell Wayfarers.

Mid-May is a limbo period for retail; merchandise isn't fully marked down even though it's been in the windows for months now. Either you're waiting for price slashes or you're sick of everything and anticipating new fall stock. Why not satisfy your need for something new with something old? In our latest Shop-A-Matic, we scoured the stores for affordable and on-trend vintage finds. Buying vintage can be tricky and time-consuming, but we combed through the racks for our favorite warm-weather picks. With hot and sunny summer days looming, we're looking forward to stocking up on bright printed sundresses and lightweight cotton button-ups. We also found slouchy blazers and lightweight sweaters, ideal for layering in yo-yo weather. Check out our selection here.

Long-Sleeve Minidress
Price: $74
Why We Like It: A bold, printed minidress is our new spring staple. Pair with flat sandals for casual brunches or heels for dinner dates.

Superga Men's Sneakers
Price: $45
Why We Like It: Superga sneakers have been a classic favorite since before sneakerhead culture even existed. These kicks date back to the seventies and are deadstock, meaning they've never been worn, just in case you're germaphobic.

Red Plaid Western Shirt
Price: $28
Why We Like It: Roll up the sleeves, throw a loose white tee under, and pair with casual trousers for an easy outfit to be worn during summer evenings spent dining outdoors.

Woven Bag
Price: $75
Why We Like It: Slouchy bucket bags have resurfaced in spring 2010 accessory collections. This gray version has a long strap that can be worn cross-body and is roomy enough to fit all your necessities.

Tortoiseshell Wayfarers
Price: $15
Why We Like It: Wayfarer-style sunglasses flatter nearly all face shapes, and these are cheap, so losing them wouldn't be that painful.

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Filed Under: retail therapy, shopamatic, shopping, vintage



Source: The Cut | 19 May 2010 | 1:50 pm

Robert Pattinson Cut His Hair; M.A.C. to Release Venomous Villains


A hairy Robert Pattinson.

HAIR
• Robert Pattinson has gotten rid of his luscious, albeit greasy, locks. The Twilight actor has been spreading the rumor that he had to shave his head because of a lice infestation, but it's actually for his next movie, which starts shooting Thursday. [Just Jared]

• Ashton Kutcher has also experienced some hair loss for an upcoming role. After scenes with a chest-hair-free stunt double had been shot, the noticeably furrier Kutcher had to wax to keep the pecs consistent. [Beauty Reporter/Allure]

MAKEUP
• M.A.C. is partnering with Disney to bring us the “Venomous Villains” collection, a new line consisting of lipstick, powder, lip gloss, and blush all featuring our favorite fairy-tale miscreants. [BellaSugar]

Glee star Heather Morris mixed two trends, pairing cat-eye liner and peachy tangerine lips for a bold look, at a Fox party earlier this week. [Girls in the Beauty Department/Glamour]

Fragrance
• Jade Jagger, Mick and Bianca’s jewelry-designing daughter, has been tasked with designing the new bottle for Guerlain’s classic fragrance, Shalimar. Due out in September, the new flask will be fan-shaped and have a “deep-navy leather tie on its neck." [StyleList]

Filed Under: beauty marks, beauty, fragrance, hair, mac, makeup, robert pattinson



Source: The Cut | 19 May 2010 | 1:20 pm

LOST RECAP: What They Died For Better Not Be That Stupid Light

This is a Recap of Lost Season 6, Episode #16 entitled “What They Died For”, the second-to-last episode in Lost history, originally airing May 18th, 2010. Not much left to spoil at this point, the show’s almost over. Ana Lucia was in this episode. TWIST! I ate a KFC Twister when that happened.

DES-ARRAIGNED

This week in Sideways Towne, Jack looks in the mirror and realizes his old football neck is actin’ up again, but thinks nothing of it and sits down to breakfast with his son, Dude From Shine Jr. They share some SUPER BRAN cereal and Jack agrees to come to his son’s concert that evening, and when his son makes him promise not to be weird around his mom, he goes “Ohh…I promise…” and the camera zooms in on his face and he winks and “Wooly Bully” starts playing and it cuts to a montage of Jack doing embarrassing things at the concert (Too late to submit my Lost spec script?)

Elsewhere, Desmond continues Aqualunging it up in the high school parking lot, and when Ben recognizes him as the man who ran down Locke, he reacts by immediately beating the crap out of Ben. Wouldn’t it be funny if the way Ben remembered the island was by having the crap beat out of him, cause that happened to him so oft–oh. The visions just happened. So that’s exactly what made Ben remember. That was easy! (Slogan for Lostples, the island office supply store).

Desmond tells Ben that he ran down Locke for his own good, to “make him let go,” and Ben feels it in his Benbones that Desmond’s telling the truth, and explains this to Locke, who crank calls the L.A.P.D. then decides to visit Jack again with his tail tucked between his wheels. Locke tells Jack that because someone else talked about making him let go, that they’re probably living in a bizarro sideways dimension to a magical island metaphor, and even skeptical Jack seems to be somewhat on board, in a rare but increasingly frequent display of Jack nonfailure.

After the jump, Ben gets Benny, Zoe gets dead, and Jack’s drinking problem gets way worse:

Quick Sidenote: This is the fundamental flaw with all supernatural fiction movies and tv; if this Jack/Locke situation happened in real life, Locke would be an absurd moron for actually thinking that something magical was happening, and would always turn out to be wrong, but movies and tv have to be about special things, not just about dumb people who think coincidences are magic happening, so you’re sitting there rooting for Locke to figure out the supernatural magic thing that’s happening and you’re frustrated when people don’t believe him. In Ghostbusters, you hate the a-hole EPA character for suggesting that the Ghostbusters are a hoax and you get pissed at him when he shuts them down, but in real life, that character would be 100% correct, and you’d be a fool for believing the Ghostbusters were actually catching actual ghosts, because there aren’t actually any ghosts. We’ll save this rant for a rainy day – back to the sunny day* that was last night’s Lost. (*Not very sunny)

The Jack / Locke scene concludes with Locke telling Jack “I think I’m ready to get out of this chair.” Jack responds, “Are you sure? Cause crawling around is gonna be way more difficult.” Locke glares at him for two seconds, and Jack goes “OH! You mean the surgery. Durrr!” Did I mention that Jack is gonna be the new God?

COPS: IN COINCIDENCELAND

Desmond strolls into the L.A.P.D. office and demands to see the only two detectives in town: Caesar and Dogen’s Sidekick. They bring him to Sawyer and Miles instead, and Desmond quickly admits, “I’m a total fugitive brothah,” and Sawyer casually throws him in jail with Sayid and Kate (Jailhouse Lost Rock!) Speaking of rock, Miles is attending a concert at his dad’s museum that night, and wants Sawyer to go with him. But it’s probably nothing significant, just some small talk to fill the last couple hours in the history of the 900-hour show with 60 billion plots to wrap up.

After the least eventful episode of Oz ever, Desmond, Kate and Sayid are rounded up to go to County — despite Kate unsuccessfully lobbying for Sawyer to let her go because he looked at her that time — but while in the back of the wagon, a strangely calm Desmond tells the other two prisoners that he’s gonna free them as long as they promise to do what he says once they’re free. They both say “Sure but that’ll never happen LOL!” but the vehicle suddenly stops, and officer Ana Lucia uncuffs all of them in exchange for $145,000 of Hurley’s sweet fried chicken bucks. In the old reality, Ana Lucia was shot as a result of a shady deal Michael made with Ben, and now in this reality, she’s the one taking shady deals — it’s so Sideways, Paul Giamatti’s gonna try to drink it!!!

The sideways reality concludes with Desmond handing Kate a dress and telling her they’re going “to a concert”. But which concert?? The same one that Miles and Jack happen to be going to, or another unrelated concert on the other side of town? Why are you going to a concert on the other side of town instead of the one with all the Lost characters, Desmond??? You’re running out of time!!! Also, Ben has dinner with Alex and Rousseau and finds out that Alex views him as a “father figure”. Awww – tears! Ben is so nice in this and all realities.

OR IS HE???

Well, we know he’s not, so that wasn’t much of a cliffhanger to get you to read the next paragraph. So instead here’s the poster for the movie Cliffhanger:

UNGENTLE BEN

Meanwhile, this week’s island plot resumes with Ben, Miles and Richard back in action after a three-week break, now strolling towards the Others barracks to grab explosives to destroy the plane (that was SO two weeks ago, guys – why don’t you email me the kittens going down the slide video while you’re at it). Miles feels something in one of the yards and Richard reluctantly tells Ben “It’s your daughter,” afraid he’s gonna be like “Whoaaaa too soooon!!!” but Ben’s touched by Richard’s decision to bury her. Niiiiiceeee Beeeennnn…

They grab the explosives from Ben’s secret-secret room, but are quickly confronted by Widmore and Zoe, who make fun of Ben’s plan to blow up the Ajira plane, because he’s always three steps behind:

Ben asks Widmore how he got back to the island and Widmore explains that Jacob came to him off the island and told him everything, which Ben doesn’t believe because he’s never actually seen Jacob, but Widmore’s like “Oh yes I have,” and they argue back and forth until Widmore whips out the “Yes I have times infinity plus one.”

Uhoh, here comes the smoke monster in a canoe!

And here comes a dragon in a cab!

The group argues about how to keep Locke from coming into the cabin, and every character thinks they can talk him out of it, but they eventually decide on “Richard will get knocked offscreen real fast then Ben will immediately throw Widmore under the bus.” The plan works perfectly:

Locke tells Ben he needs some help killing some people, and also needs Ben to pick him up from the airport next Thursday, but only if it’s not a big deal (though he just says the big deal part to be a good friend, he seriously is counting on Ben to pick him up). Ben agrees with astonishing speed and reveals that Widmore is hiding in his secret room, and he and the monster walk back inside to stare down Zoe and Widmore and turn the island into this.

Widmore tells Zoe not to say anything so Locke immediately slits her throat, because Widmore told her not to say anything (sound reasoning), and tells Widmore he only has one question, “Why did you come back?”, and if he answers it, he won’t kill Penny when he gets off the island. Widmore doesn’t believe him until he’s like, “I give you my word as a magical column of smoke that murders people,” and Widmore explains that Desmond’s resistance to electromagnetism made him the last resort after Jacob’s death, then he’s like “this doesn’t make a lot of sense so let me just whisper the rest to you so we don’t have to hear it spelled out,” and as he’s doing so, Ben shoots him a bunch of times. Ben tries to deliver the one-liner “He doesn’t get to save his daughter,” but any badassery in this line is quickly undermined when Locke’s like, “Oh NBD, he already told me the thing. Lunch?”

Clearly, Ben isn’t just on a randomly evil killing spree. One or both of the following things is true:

1) Ben killed Widmore just to specifically get revenge on him for Alex, but also to win over Locke’s trust – he’s not just gonna instantly kill everyone else too.

2) He and Widmore are in cahoots, and this was part of their very extreme last-resort plan. I highly doubt that a Widmore bullet proof vest will be unveiled in the finale, for the sake of everyone’s dignity.

Ben’s clearly setting himself up for something grand in the finale; if someone’s gonna take out the smoke monster, likely at the expense of his own life, I think it’s gonna be him. Or possibly Hurley. (It will not be Hurley.)

THROW AN “-OB” AT THE END OF “JACK”

Jack, Kate and Co. are still mourning the loss of their three sub pals, and Sawyer gives Jack the obligatory “I killed them, didn’t I?” JACK’S BRAIN: “Say yes say yes say yes say yes say yes say yes say yes say yes say yes…” JACK’S MOUTH: “No, you didn’t. Locke did. You just really, really helped. Helped us escape! I mean. Man, you suck at things worse than I do now.”

Baby Jacob appears to Hurley and grabs his own ashes from him (trippy!), and when Hurley runs to follow him, adult Jacob is there burning them in a fire, and explains that when that fire burns out, he’s gone forever, so there’s that rule. Hurley rounds up his colleagues for a climactic final discussion around a campfire, and just as as Jacob is beginning to finally explain the entire reason all of them are there, Jack whips out a guitar and starts singing “Wonderwall” and everyone joins in, and Jacob sighs and stops talking.

When they’re finished, Jacob resumes explaining that he made a mistake many years ago that may destroy the world, and he had to pull these candidates out of their miserable earth lives so one of them can assume his responsibilities after he’s gone. Jack valiantly steps forward and says “I’ll do it. This is why I’m here.” Jacob’s like, “…Yeah, it is why you’re here, I just told you that.” To protect the island, they must do what Jacob was never able to do: Kill the Man In Black. Jack says, “Is that even possible?” Jacob answers, “Ionknow. What am I, a doctor?”

Jacob proceeds to explain Jack’s responsibilities: “The trash gets picked up every Tuesday night — remember to separate out aluminum and plastic, but paper’s its own thing — the island dog gets fed twice a day but only two cans of wet food a week, and you have to guard that light thing we learned about the other day. DO NOT forget the trash.” He mumbles the island prayer to himself, then puts some creek water in a cup and gives it to Jack. Jack asks, “How long am I gonna have to do this job? This won’t mess up my Thanksgiving plans, right?” Jacob answers, “Ehhhhrrrmmm, I’ll look into that, you drink.” Jack drinks. Jacob says, “Now you are like me.” This part fails to win the Scenie Award for Best Scene Of The Episode, but we suppose it’s necessary. If this was the internet in 2006, someone would’ve remixed this scene with the Brokeback Mountain guitar.

The episode concludes with a cut back to Locke telling Ben he’s gonna find Desmond and when he does, he’s gonna destroy the island. LOST. Umm, no one ever talked about doing that at any point in the series, but, well, cool. We’re almost at the end, so might as well blow it up. Why not? What’re you gonna do on it after next week, have concerts there?

LOSTDS AND ENDS

– In general, this was a ridiculously straightforward episode, with the island and sideways plots both proceeding very logically and in a linear fashion, and with several questions answered and nothing confusing introduced. I have never written this sentence before without it being extreme sarcasm. Weird.

– Locke walks around as a human instead of flying because he likes to feel his feet on the ground. Plothole = Gone! (Sure.)

– Hurley and Scott Hartnell of the Flyers, Hair Palz:

– We’re assuming Richard isn’t dead, right? Don’t think they’d kill off the immortal, unaging island seer by pulling out one of those olde timey red-and-white hooks they use in cartoons to snag performers off a stage.

– The title, “What They Died For” is a phrase mentioned at the very end of the book Johnny Tremain: “Hundreds would die, but not the thing they died for. ‘A man can stand up …’ ” Perhaps next week is Jack’s week to “stand up” and defeat the smoke monster? Or get his hand deformed in an accident? Pleeeease the latter… (P.S. – I’m awesome at picking out literary references as long as they don’t go beyond 7th grade – if they reference View From The Cherry Tree in the finale, I’m all over that.)

– Next week on Lost: Weird, crappy haunted lady voiceover. Now I am going to watch the Lost finale. I wonder if the time for questions is over?

“What They Died For” episode thoughts? Questions? Comments? Theories? Finale predictions? Leave ‘em all in the comments – only ONE MORE EPISODE before we can resume our actual lives (BOOOOOO!!!!)


Source: Best Week Ever | 19 May 2010 | 1:00 pm

Will CSI: NY's Mac and Peyton Resolve Their Unfinished Business?

CSI: NY's Mac Taylor (Gary Sinise) makes plenty of tough choices as the head of the crime lab, but he's about to make some difficult personal decisions as well.



Source: FOXNews.com | 19 May 2010 | 1:00 pm

See Something Neigh Something: Elderly Pony Found on the Streets of London

Well if this isn’t just the most adorable possible terrorist tactic I’ve ever… An elderly pony was found wandering the streets of London, all by his tiny-horsed lonesome, while the big city swirled all around him. It took hours for passerby to realize she was lost, as most probably just assumed it was a member of the ROYAL FAMILY!!! (Horse jokes!! Never forget.) Camilla Parker Foals anyone? Nobody? Right.

Though this does raise a small red nag flag: What if the terrorists got their hands on some ponies and send them clopping through our city streets strapped with bombs? Would you “See Something, and Neigh, Say Something”? I sure wouldn’t. Because I dream of a world where we can live side by side with ponies in peace. If terrorists can harness some new, adorable tactics, there will be no stopping them.

Watch the following account of the tail (it just doesn’t stop) if you’ve ever wondered what an elderly pony looks like. (Answer: A pony.)


Source: Best Week Ever | 19 May 2010 | 12:48 pm

The Japanese Flight Attendant With Some Downtime


Asako Itono was enjoying a coffee at Saturday's Surf NYC in Soho when our Look Book cameras spotted her. With her flouncy summer dress and wicker hat, she epitomized the classic “flight-attendant casual” look. Okay, that "look" may not yet exist in fashion terminology, but she is, in fact, a flight attendant here in the city who's in between shifts. She works for Emirates Airlines, and therefore must be based in Dubai, a city about which she has mixed feelings. “It’s good. It’s not fantastic, to be honest. But it’s … it’s different.” That day she’d been roaming Soho and Williamsburg in an all-Japanese number, complete with Chanel rings and a pair of Eiffel Tower earrings she made. So let’s review: born in Japan, living in Dubai, working on an airliner, running around New York — this chick is global. Click to watch!

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Filed Under: video look book, video



Source: The Cut | 19 May 2010 | 12:40 pm

Lawyer: Lindsay Lohan will miss court date

Lindsay Lohan will not show up in court Thursday for a hearing to determine whether the actress-singer is complying with her probation sentence for a 2007 drunken driving conviction, Lohan's lawyer said.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 19 May 2010 | 12:38 pm

Stars Without Makeup!

Some celebs look great without the paint! Some, well, er, um, yeah...



Source: FOXNews.com | 19 May 2010 | 12:25 pm

How To Get More Followers: Twitter Tattoo

You gotta commit. (Yourself to an insane asylum)

If she ever has a stalker, they have the perfect defense.

@Michcoll was all like, “Hey, @swalks, she doesn’t even have her handle on her arm. Unless she’s @arm.”

True.

Actually, I think I found her @noregretsjustkiddinghugeregretswhatwillmykidssayespeciallywhentwitterisnomore

Via Jezebel


Source: Best Week Ever | 19 May 2010 | 12:15 pm

Matt LeBlanc Is Hot Again, America: Super Hot

Big big big big big news. Matt LeBlanc, known to the world as the idiotic Joey on Friends and the unwatchable Joey on Joey, is back. And ladiessss and fans of Anderson Cooper gentlemen, HE HAS GONE GRAY. And forgive us, but holy sh*t, Matt LeBlanc looks hotter than he ever has in this history of his LeBlancness. “Could He Get Any Grayer?” — Gay Chandler wonders, and hope the answer is yes.

Matt drew LeBlanc stares while filming the upcoming Showtime/BBC series Episodes, a new series from Friends creator David Crane about a British television series that is being remade for American audiences, a la The Office or Coupling. Matt LeBlanc will be playing Matt LeBlanc. No jokes, he’s playing himself. Sounds to me like the best work Matt has gotten since his appearance in the Chabad Telethon.

But seriously, folks, sounds interesting. Showtime has been on a roll lately with their original programming. I, for one, will be watching. And only 99.9 percent of that has to do with LeBlanc’s new hair color.


Source: Best Week Ever | 19 May 2010 | 12:06 pm

Haider Ackermann to Launch Menswear


Haider Ackermann, fall 2010.

Haider Ackermann, one of Tilda Swinton's favorite designers, plans to launch menswear. He'll show his first men's looks at the Pitti W trade show in Florence on June 16. The Paris-based designer told WWD, “We’re searching for the man behind the Ackermann woman. It’s just a start.” He plans to commercialize some pieces for next season and said he finds men's harder than women's. "Women’s wear is something I fantasize, but with men’s wear, you are comparing it to yourself. I am the consumer." Men, you have something to look forward to.

ACKERMANN’S MAN [WWD]

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Filed Under: daily male, designers, haider ackermann, menswear



Source: The Cut | 19 May 2010 | 12:05 pm

Hollywood's Best Abs

Jennifer Aniston is the latest Hollywood heavy showing off her sexy six pack..



Source: FOXNews.com | 19 May 2010 | 11:35 am

Pencey Ushers In Summer With Leopard Print and Laces


After spending three years as a buyer for Kitson, former stylist Christina Minasian honed a sense of what women want. "You learn what a customer's needs are," she says. "There are a million collections out there, so there has to be a reason why people like this one." For Pencey, Minasian's three-year-old label, one reason is the clothes' easy versatility. "Nothing is perfect and nothing is too complicated," she explains. "Everything can be worn with sneakers or platforms."

Pencey's summer collection hits stores this week, stocked with military jackets, worn-in denim, eyelet dresses, and wild prints inspired by the colors of Miami and music fests like Coachella and Bonnaroo. Minasian's complementary secondary line, Sauce, offers classic T-shirts that she's reworked into wearable pop art (a look she describes as "surf rock meets Tokyo"). Pencey is available at Barneys, Intermix, and Shopbop online. Click ahead to see more looks from the summer collection.

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Filed Under: talent scout, christina minasian, designers, pencey, sauce, slideshow



Source: The Cut | 19 May 2010 | 11:35 am

Mischa Barton Now a Bridal Model


Yesterday, Mischa Barton modeled in Rosa Clara's 2011 bridal show in Barcelona. Can you blame her? Wearing gigantic dresses is a fun thing to do. [HuffPo]

Read more posts by Amy Odell

Filed Under: put a ring on it, designers, mischa barton, rosa clara



Source: The Cut | 19 May 2010 | 11:10 am

Olivier Assayas(L) and Ramirez

French director Olivier Assayas(L) and Venezuelian born actor Edgar Ramirez arrive for the screening of their movie "Carlos" presented out of competition at the 63rd Cannes Film Festival.
Source: RSS feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 19 May 2010 | 10:59 am

The World's Scariest Shoes

This footwear is so bad, it might make you throw up in your mouth a little.



Source: FOXNews.com | 19 May 2010 | 10:51 am

Travoltas announce pregnancy

John Travolta and Kelly Preston are expecting a baby, the couple announced on their website Tuesday.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 19 May 2010 | 10:42 am

Mick Jagger in Cannes

British rocker Mick Jagger, seen here during a photocall, played to the crowd at the Cannes film festival as he presented a new film about the making of the Rolling Stones' classic album "Exile on Main...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 19 May 2010 | 10:39 am

Hugh Hefner Dumped Shannon Twins for Dating Younger Men: Report

Karissa and Kristina apparently got the boot for two-timing the 84-year-old mogul.



Source: FOXNews.com | 19 May 2010 | 10:37 am

I Can’t Decide If Jake Gyllenhaal is Funny

I mean, he’s not NOT funny. Then again, he’s not as funny as he thinks he is. As evidenced by these two clips:

I understand that the promotional tour for such a huge movie as The Prince of Persia: When Monsters Attack must be repetitive and exhausting and one needs to spice it up whenever one can. Sure. Especially in Europe where they’re all for being a bit zanier. You know, ’cause they’re European. But he just seems so pleased with himself. I suppose I prefer trying to be funny/sort of funny over boring and overly serious. So, OK, fair enough, Jake Gyllenhaal. Plus, I’ll forgive him all of his flaws-past, future and present- because of this scene:

Thanks, ONTD


Source: Best Week Ever | 19 May 2010 | 10:27 am

Sting rehearsing with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra

British recording artist Sting rehearses with the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra at Abbey Road Studios in west London after announcing that his US "Symphonicity" tour will be extended to include Europe and...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 19 May 2010 | 10:22 am

'Robin Hood' Star Fined for Drunk and Disorderly Behavior After Violent Altercation With Cab Driver

The Irish actor is accused of trying to hit a cab driver while drunk.



Source: FOXNews.com | 19 May 2010 | 9:57 am

Sacre Hot! French Heart-throb(s) Alert!

Hey laaaaaaaaaaaaaadies!!!!!

These are brothers Igor and Grichka Bogdanoff. Would you like to learn more about them? Of course you would.  Come with me!

Igor and Grichka are twins who used to have a science fiction show on French TV. Now, after a few trips under the knife, they look like this. They used to look like this:

Reports The Daily Mail:

They are both understood to have a number of chin and cheek implants, as well as botox and fillers.

No Kidding.

Addiction to plastic surgery is sad. Especially when you were once super cute. But it’s also HA! I mean, sad face. I mean LOL! Honestly, they seem happy. They’re at Cannes. They’re in tuxes. No problem.

Interesting side note:

They were later embroiled in controversy over problems with work they published in physics journals, which were criticised by the scientific community.

I would LOVE to get my hands on those pieces. On a scale of 1 to L. Ron Hubbard, I wonder how crazy they were. Probably directly proportional to the craziness of their faces.

So ladies they’re smart and controversial! Too hot for physics! Too hot for the scientific community! No need to fight, there’re two of them! Dibs on Grichka! He looks like the fun one.


Source: Best Week Ever | 19 May 2010 | 9:17 am

Jay-Z and Justin Bieber Earn Nods for BET Awards

Jay-Z and Justin Bieber are among the nominees for the 10th annual Black Entertainment TV Awards.



Source: FOXNews.com | 19 May 2010 | 8:59 am

Betty White & Tracy Morgan NY Magazine Cover Leaves Out Inevitable Lovemaking

Yesterday, we brought you behind the scenes footage from the New York Magazine photo shoot splaying two of our favorite stars on one easily digestible cover. Yes, Betty White and Tracy Morgan were all over each other for those brief handful of minutes, like a comedian’s God and Man on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel.

Today, the big reveal! The anticipated cover was released!! Let’s take a look:

We were really holding out for more tongue.


Source: Best Week Ever | 19 May 2010 | 8:55 am

Russian actress Dinara Droukarova is a member of the jury for the 63rd Cannes Film Festival

Russian actress Dinara Droukarova is a member of the jury for the 63rd Cannes Film Festival. Suspense mounted in the rarefied world of international film as late contenders for the Cannes Palme d'Or dazzled...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 19 May 2010 | 8:32 am

Xavier Beauvois "Of Gods And Men" deals with a true story of Catholic monks caught up in Islamist violence in Algeria

French director Xavier Beauvois arrives for the screening of "Of Gods And Men" presented in competition at the 63rd Cannes Film Festival. Suspense mounted in the rarefied world of international film as...
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Yun Jung Hee was praised for her performance in "Poetry"

South Korean actress Yun Jung Hee poses during the photocall for "Poetry" -- one of the films being shown at the 63rd Cannes Film Festival. Suspense mounted in the rarefied world of international film...
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VIDEO: Cast and crew of the film 'Carlos' attend the red carpet at Cannes. Duration: 00:43

VIDEO: French director Olivier Assayas and young leading actor Edgar Ramirez present a five-and-a-half hour drama based on Carlos' international campaign of terror to audiences at the Cannes film festival...
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Review: `Alan Wake' offers tons of creepy thrills (AP)

AP - Light might be Alan Wake's best weapon against the dark-possessed townspeople who hunt him through the woods, but the episodic psychological thriller that bears his name is best enjoyed in total darkness with cranked-up surround sound.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 19 May 2010 | 6:18 am