Sarah Jessica Parker Helped "Fashion a National Identity" - TheCelebrityCafe.com


The Guardian

Sarah Jessica Parker Helped "Fashion a National Identity"
TheCelebrityCafe.com
Sarah Jessica Parker is on the cover of May's Vogue to honor the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute's “American Woman: Fashioning a National Identity” exhibit. The cover just happens to coincide with the release of Sex and the City 2. ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 14 Apr 2010 | 3:27 am

Sex suit vs. Seagal - New York Post


Globe and Mail

Sex suit vs. Seagal
New York Post
Steven Seagal's former personal assistant says the job left her under siege by the action star, who imprisoned her in his house and treated her like a "sex toy." Kayden Nguyen filed an explosive, $1 million suit in Los Angeles charging ...
Former model sues Steven Seagal, alleges sexual assaultCNN
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 14 Apr 2010 | 2:30 am

Bye, bye, Betty: Last-ever episode of 'Ugly Betty' sends fans away smiling - New York Daily News


The Guardian

Bye, bye, Betty: Last-ever episode of 'Ugly Betty' sends fans away smiling
New York Daily News
From l., Becki Newton, America Ferrera, Michael Urie and Matt Newton in Wednesday night's concluding episode of 'Ugly Betty'. Loyal viewers of "Ugly Betty" have spent four years watching the ugly duckling slowly grow into a swan, so it shouldn't be any ...
TV highlights for Wednesday, April 14, 2010Washington Post
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 14 Apr 2010 | 2:29 am

Chace Crawford Drops "Footloose" - Splash News Online


Digital Spy

Chace Crawford Drops "Footloose"
Splash News Online
After months of dance training, Chace Crawford has reportedly pulled out of the lead role in the remake of Footloose. The 24-year-old star will reportedly be too busy shooting the next season of Gossip Girl to film the movie. ...
'Footloose' Remake Loses Chace Crawford As Its Star, Gains New DirectorMTV.com
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 14 Apr 2010 | 2:14 am

Last Night on Late Night: Adam West Out-Batmans Nic Cage


Last night Adam West paid a surprise visit to The Tonight Show for a Batman trivia competition with Nicholas Cage, who was there to promote Kick-Ass. Cage plays a Batman-like superhero in the movie and showed he was no comic book slouch by nailing the game's hardest question, but ultimately West won the evening, proving that - as was the case with his old utility belt - quantity beats quality every time. The double vision continued on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon and The Colbert Report, where the hosts played right into KFC's marketing strategy by making fun of the Double Down sandwich. Finally, Charlyne Yi discussed her inscrutable age with Craig Ferguson and proved his theory that he has a very gullible audience (she's 24). Watch our compilation to see what you missed.

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Source: Vulture | 14 Apr 2010 | 1:10 am

Project-Peace on Earth Announces Six-Hour International Concert and Musical Prayer for Peace


Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 14 Apr 2010 | 1:00 am

Desk-bound men target of new male wonder pants (Reuters)

The hall of the MICEX stock exchange is seen in Moscow November 13, 2008. REUTERS/Alexander NatruskinReuters - Businessmen who vowed to hit the gym daily in 2010 but are yet to leave the desk are the target of a new, fast-growing line of high-tech underwear which boasts to trim the torso while also benefiting your health.



Source: Yahoo! News: Fashion News | 14 Apr 2010 | 12:57 am

Oprah plan: Knock out bio-hazard - New York Post


Telegraph.co.uk

Oprah plan: Knock out bio-hazard
New York Post
Call it a coincidence if you like, but just as Kitty Kelley's noisy biography of Oprah is hitting stores, the queen of daytime is set to make a series of high-profile appearances here -- hoping to divert attention from the bombshell ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 14 Apr 2010 | 12:21 am

Joss Whedon directing "Avengers" for Marvel (Reuters)

Reuters - Joss Whedon is in final negotiations to direct the movie version of Marvel's all-star super-hero team "The Avengers."
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 14 Apr 2010 | 12:07 am

'American Idol': Adam Lambert makes welcome return on Elvis night - San Jose Mercury News


USA Today

'American Idol': Adam Lambert makes welcome return on Elvis night
San Jose Mercury News
AMERICAN IDOL: TOP 9: Clockwise from left: Tim Urban, Crystal Bowersox, Andrew Garcia, Casey James, Siobhan Magnus, Michael Lynche, Aaron Kelly, Katie Stevens and Lee DeWyze. CR: Michael Becker / FOX. On a night when "American Idol" ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:52 pm

Industry Roundup: Jamie Foxx Heads to The Jungle, Steve Martin To Record Second Album


Foxx To Bring Jungle To Life: Jamie Foxx will star in, produce and score Fox’s upcoming animated film, Welcome to the Jungle, marking his first animated feature-length project. The plot has not been revealed other than this tantalizing tidbit from screenwriter Malcolm Spellman: “Life is a jungle and welcome to it.” We’re hoping this means the film will be some kind of epic take down of Howard Stern… though it will probably end up being about wisecracking animals on a journey or something. [Variety]

Martin To Follow Up Crow: Steve Martin is set to record a second album (after 2009’s The Crow: New Songs for the Five-String Banjo) with his touring group, the Steep Canyon Rangers. The actor plans to hit the studio in August and have the record out in early 2011. Martin will also be embarking on a new tour beginning April 19 in Detroit, and he'll stop by Bonnaroo in June along the way. The good news is this means no more Pink Panther movies for a long time. [Billboard]

Harris-Moore Tale Gets Green Light: 20th Century Fox has bought the movie rights to the story of the search for 18-year-old fugitive Colton Harris-Moore, a young man who has eluded authorities as he “steals luxury cars, takes planes for joyrides, and breaks into vacation homes and helps himself to the owners’ food.” David Gordon Green (Pineapple Express) is on board to produce and potentially direct the project. Harris-Moore currently has over 25,000 Facebook fans and has been named “America’s Most Wanted Teen” by Time Magazine, which we suppose makes him kind of like the Justin Bieber version of Catch Me If You Can’s Frank Abagnale Jr. [Deadline]

Scorsese Goes 3-D: Martin Scorsese’s next project, The Invention of Hugo Cabret, due for a Dec. 9, 2011 release, will be shot in 3-D. The story is based on a best-selling children’s book centered on a 12-year-old orphan. Considering Scorsese said he thinks frickin’ Precious should have been in 3-D, this really should come as no surprise. [Variety]

Bush Heads From Hill to South: One Tree Hill’s Sophia Bush has been cast in the ABC family comedy pilot Southern Discomfort. She’ll play Haley, a recent Harvard graduate who returns to Texas to reunite with an old boyfriend. While Hill hasn’t technically been canceled yet, this is a sign fans may want to cherish every last angsty glance this season. [HR]

Paterson Family's Heart: Bedrock Studios and Arcady Bay Entertainment are teaming to bring Katherine Paterson’s fantasy novel The Flint Heart to the big screen. David Paterson, an Arcady Bay principal, will adapt his mother’s book, a story of "a magical amulet that brings power and despair to those who touch it.” And in case this wasn't incestuous enough for y'all already, know that Katherine collaborated on the novel with her husband, John Paterson, Sr. [Variety]

Borenstein Attempts to Fix Man: Max Borenstein will write the latest draft of Man From U.N.C.L.E., Warner Bros’ film adaptation of the 1960s TV show. The project has been in development for some time, with David Dobkin on board to direct. Though Borenstein’s Jimi Hendrix biopic script ended up on last year’s Black List, the only film he’s written so far that's been made is something called Swordswallowers and Thin Men... which makes us worry this thing is in T.R.O.U.B.L.E. [Heat Vision/HR]

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Source: Vulture | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:50 pm

Lopez: Conan didn't want me to get 'Leno'd'

Late-night TV will change forever when Conan O'Brien launches his show on cable channel TBS in November, comedian George Lopez told CNN's Larry King Tuesday.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:29 pm

George Lopez: "I'm Team Coco... And Now I'm Team Loco"


George Lopez made it abundantly clear on Larry King Live tonight that he harbors no ill will toward Conan O’Brien for kicking him from his 11 p.m. spot on TBS to the midnight hour. In fact, Lopez sees them becoming “a same-sex Desi Arnaz and Lucille Ball” that will “take late night into a new generation.” Lopez said that while the logistics haven’t been hammered out yet, he hopes that he and O'Brien will occasionally appear on each other’s shows.

“We'll want to have some synergy…Conan and I talked about doing things together, about him being on the lot, about him and I doing pieces together back and forth, which I think is innovative for late night TV," he said.

Related: Why Conan's TBS Announcement Left Team Coco Feeling Vaguely Unsatisfied

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Source: Vulture | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:16 pm

Lost Redux: Oh. My. No!

Terry O'Quinn, LostAre you freaking kidding me?! That's all I can say after the final moments of tonight's Lost episode, in which the writers once again put our tender hearts through a meat...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:12 pm

Attorney says Octuplets mom to appear on Oprah

Nadya Suleman's attorney says the octuplets' mother will appear on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' next week and discuss how she is raising her 14 kids. Jeff Czech told the Orange County...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:06 pm

Attorney says Octuplets mom to appear on Oprah (AP)

AP - Nadya Suleman's attorney says the octuplets' mother will appear on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' next week and discuss how she is raising her 14 kids.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:06 pm

Attorney says Octuplets mom to appear on Oprah (AP)

AP - Nadya Suleman's attorney says the octuplets' mother will appear on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' next week and discuss how she is raising her 14 kids.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:06 pm

Attorney says Octuplets mom to appear on Oprah (AP)

AP - Nadya Suleman's attorney says the octuplets' mother will appear on 'The Oprah Winfrey Show' next week and discuss how she is raising her 14 kids.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:06 pm

Live at American Idol: Who Needs Simon? We Have the Glee Stars' Picks

American Idol, Simon Cowell, Kara DioGuardi, Randy Jackson, Ellen Degeneres, Ryan SeacrestIf you're still trying to figure out who to champion this season on American Idol, we have just the thing for you: Our highly scientific Glee-O-Meter! OK, so it's not scientific...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:01 pm

Does anybody own Fellini's "La Dolce Vita"?

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - A New York District Court judge has dismissed a lawsuit against the creator of a two-part pornographic remake of Frederico Fellini's classic film, "La...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 13 Apr 2010 | 10:46 pm

Post-Summit, China Still Not Fully Aligned On Iran Nuclear Arms Crackdown


At the close of his Nuclear Security Summit, President Obama said while there is solid UN support for more stringent sanctions on Iran, he acknowledged that China is not fully on board with the proposed crackdown on Iran’s suspected nuclear weapons program. Though yesterday the White House announced that Chinese president Hu Jintao had agreed to cooperate with the drafting of sanctions, it’s clear China has not made a full commitment, as Hu remains concerned about maintaining China’s supply of Iran-provided oil.

"With respect to sanctions, I think that we have a strong number of countries on the Security Council who believe this is the right thing to do. But I think these negotiations can be difficult," Obama said at the summit's conclusion. "I am going to push as hard as I can to make sure that we get strong sanctions that have consequences for Iran as it's making calculations about its nuclear program, and that those are done on a timely basis."


All 47 nations participating in the summit did agree to lock away “weapons-grade nuclear material within four years” in an effort to keep nuclear arms out of the hands of terrorists.

President Obama: China not fully in our corner in crackdown over Iran's suspected nuclear program [NYDN]

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Source: Daily Intel | 13 Apr 2010 | 10:45 pm

Aiden Turner Exits "Dancing With Stars" - ABC News


Digital Spy

Aiden Turner Exits "Dancing With Stars"
ABC News
LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Daytime television star Aiden Turner was voted off "Dancing With the Stars" on Tuesday after failing to impress the judges and audiences with his rumba the previous night. Turner likely suffered from lack of name recognition by ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 13 Apr 2010 | 10:40 pm

Aiden Turner exits U.S. dancing show

LOS ANGELES (Reuters) - Daytime television star Aiden Turner was voted off "Dancing With the Stars" on Tuesday after failing to impress the judges and audiences with his rumba the previous...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 13 Apr 2010 | 10:37 pm

Adam Lambert Helps American Idol Top 9 Honor the King

Adam Lambert It was a do-over night for American Idol's top nine. With the group intact because the judges opted to save Michael Lynche from elimination last week, the finalists took...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 13 Apr 2010 | 10:12 pm

String of Earthquakes in Western China Kill Over 300

A series of powerful earthquakes struck China’s western Qinghai province Wednesday, killing at least 300 people and injuring at least 8,000, with many others still buried under debris, Chinese state media said. A 7.1-magnitude quake hit the Southern Qinghai area near Tibet early Wednesday morning and was followed by three more earthquakes. According to China National Radio, 80 percent of the homes in the area collapsed in the disaster. [NYT]

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Source: Daily Intel | 13 Apr 2010 | 10:10 pm

Lost, 'Everybody Loves Hugo': A sideways love story? - The Star-Ledger - NJ.com


HitFix (blog)

Lost, 'Everybody Loves Hugo': A sideways love story?
The Star-Ledger - NJ.com
Jorge Garcia as Hurley on "Lost."Still off through the end of this week, but I can't help myself from writing about "Lost," so a quick review of tonight's episode (along with some thoughts on where we are in this final ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 13 Apr 2010 | 10:06 pm

Tribeca Film Festival Announces Its Juries


Juror Shields.

The Tribeca Film Festival has released its list of jurors and it’s… an, uh, eclectic group. Movieline’s question is a good one: "How did a multi-Grammy winner and part-time actress like [Alicia] Keys wind up jurying doc shorts and student films with the chairman of AOL [Armstrong] and an NYC art baron [Gagosian]?” We’re also puzzled by Jessica Alba judging for World Documentary (uh, her character went to a bunch of different countries in the Fantastic Four movies? That's the best we've got... ) and the Narrative Short Film grouping of the boring guy in The Hangover (Bartha), RPatz's dad in Twilight (Facinelli), an indie director (Dieckmann), Brooke Shields and the co-founder of Twitter (Dorsey).

The full list:

World Competition Categories:
Jurors for the 2010 World Narrative Competition: Hope Davis, Aaron Eckhart, John Hamburg, Cheryl Hines, John Ridley, Gary Ross, Gary Winick.

Jurors for the 2010 World Documentary Competition: Jessica Alba, Margaret Brown, Marshall Curry, Whoopi Goldberg, Aidan Quinn, Eric Steel.

New York Competition Categories:

2010 Best New York Narrative jurors: Selma Blair, Zach Braff, Zoe Cassavetes, Darko Lungulov, Andrew McCarthy.

2010 New York Loves Film Documentary Competition jurors: America Ferrera, Dave Karger, Dan Klores, Scott Neustadter, Kate Snow.

Short Film Competition Categories:

2010 Narrative Short Film jurors: Justin Bartha, Katherine Dieckmann, Jack Dorsey, Peter Facinelli, Brooke Shields.

2010 Documentary and Student Short Film jurors: Perry Miller Adato, Tim Armstrong, Jared Cohen, Scandar Copti, Larry Gagosian, Alicia Keys, Shirin Neshat.

Tribeca Film Festival Picks Jury [Deadline]

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Source: Vulture | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:46 pm

DWTS: Why Did Elimination Night Bring One Dancer to Tears?

Erin Andrews, Maksim Chmerkovskiy, Dancing with the StarsSad night over on Dancing with the Stars. We just caught up with the ousted contestant backstage--don't read further if you don't want to be spoiled!--and the bootee (with a cute booty)...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:45 pm

Michael Lynche stays in 'Idol' judges' good graces (AP)

AP - The "American Idol" judges don't regret keeping Michael Lynche out of the jailhouse.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:37 pm

Michael Lynche stays in 'Idol' judges' good graces (AP)

AP - The "American Idol" judges don't regret keeping Michael Lynche out of the jailhouse.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:37 pm

Mexico hotel staff talk on producer's wife's death

Mexican investigators have interviewed several employees of the hotel where television producer Bruce Beresford-Redman and his wife stayed before her death. Quintana Roo state Assistant...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:36 pm

Hollywood veteran launches dream with "Sex Tax"

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - When writer-producer David Landsberg invited friends to join industry executives for a recent screening of the low-budget, high-concept comedy "Sex Tax,"...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:25 pm

Kate Gosselin Still Dancing as Another Star Falls

DWTS, Kate Gosselin No crying for Kate Gosselin this week. Though she reigned as the worst dancer in the bunch heading into Dancing With the Star's elimination show, the polarizing...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:20 pm

Shrek photo spread too saucy for studios (Reuters)

Reuters - Shrek and friends have taken part in a bizarrely metrosexual photo spread for a men's magazine ahead of the release of the third installment in the hugely popular animated feature franchise.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:17 pm

Shrek photo spread too saucy for studios

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Shrek and friends have taken part in a bizarrely metrosexual photo spread for a men's magazine ahead of the release of the third installment in the hugely
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:17 pm

Is George Lopez really 'LoCo' for Conan? - Hollywood Reporter


CBC.ca

Is George Lopez really 'LoCo' for Conan?
Hollywood Reporter
In this latest contre-temps in the Conan chronicles, George Lopez comes across as either a mensch or a schlemiel. Who wouldn't have wanted to be in on a wiretap when TBS president Steve Koonin called the comedian last week and said, ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:17 pm

NYC to Begin Collecting Rent from Homeless With Jobs


New York City’s homeless people who have jobs are going to have to start paying rent in order to stay in shelters, according to city officials. "Open-ended handouts, we know, don't work," deputy mayor Linda Gibbs said. "This is not a moneymaker. We're not doing this to close budget gaps. It's really the principles ... involved." Shelter residents will have to pay up to 44 percent of their income in the first year of the program: a family of three making $10,000 will have to pay only $36 a month, but a family of the same size making $25,000 will owe the city $926 per month. [NYDN]

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Source: Daily Intel | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:16 pm

Sophia Bush Cast in ABC Pilot; But Don't Kiss Off One Tree Hill Just Yet!

One Tree Hill, Sophia BushABC sources confirm that One Tree Hill star Sophia Bush has been cast in the family comedy pilot Southern Discomfort. So does this mean One Tree Hill is getting canceled? Not so fast....



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:05 pm

Chelsea Handler's Amazing 500th Episode Stunt

Chelsea HandlerThis deserves something special. And after 500 episodes, that's what Chelsea Handler gets as her little nugget Chuy performs an outrageous stunt in her honor. It's such...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:01 pm

Jim Carrey Pokes Fun at Outrage Over His Tiger Tweets

Jim CarreyIf you're putting a lot of stock into what Jim Carrey writes on Twitter about Tiger Woods... Well, that's your misfortune. "To anyone whose grievances have chosen me as their...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 13 Apr 2010 | 8:58 pm

Booming TV formats go global in risky times

TV formats have come a long way since the early days of "Pop Idol", "Strictly Come Dancing" and "Weakest Link". Today they can range from a game show such as "Wipeout", to a Big Brother...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 13 Apr 2010 | 8:54 pm

Nicollette Sheridan's Housewives Cast Mates Back Cherry


Nicollette Sheridan’s former Desperate Housewives cast mates have come out in support of their current boss, show creator Marc Cherry, in the wake of Sheridan’s $20 million law suit against Cherry, ABC and others.

"It would be irresponsible of us to let the public believe that being a part of this show from its inception has been anything but a blessing," Eva Longoria Parker, Teri Hatcher, Marcia Cross and Felicity Huffman said in a joint statement. "We have no first-hand knowledge of what Nicollette may or may not have experienced, but we would never characterize our set as a hostile environment. It is, in fact, the opposite. The friendships and support that Marc Cherry, the cast, the crew and the producers have shared for the past six years have made this a wonderful job that we are grateful for every day."


And with that the four actresses saved themselves from being written off the show this season in cruel and unusual ways.

Housewives Stars Pledge Support for Producer in Nicollette Sheridan Dispute [People]

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Source: Vulture | 13 Apr 2010 | 8:32 pm

Deadliest Catch--and the Late Capt. Phil--Returns

Phil Harris, Josh Harris, Jake Harris, Deadliest CatchDeadliest Catch still has its favorite old salt at the helm. Though Cornelia Marie skipper Phil Harris died February 9 after suffering a stroke, the sixth season of the...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 13 Apr 2010 | 8:30 pm

Michael Lynche stays in 'Idol' judges' good graces

The "American Idol" judges don't regret keeping Michael Lynche out of the jailhouse. The 26-year-old personal trainer from Queens, N.Y., hit the right notes on the Fox singing...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 13 Apr 2010 | 8:10 pm

Soap opera heartthrob leaves 'Dancing' ballroom

Actor Aiden Turner is saying goodbye to the ballroom. The "All My Children" heartthrob was eliminated Tuesday from "Dancing With the Stars." Turner and professional partner Edyta...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 13 Apr 2010 | 7:57 pm

Conan O'Brien on TBS? Surprising move, tough competition

Of all the theories floating around as to where Conan O'Brien was going to end up post-NBC -- on Fox, on Comedy Central or skipping television and doing something different altogether -- no one was placing bets that he would end up on TBS.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 13 Apr 2010 | 7:54 pm

Rickey Minor to Replace Kevin Eubanks on Tonight


After Kevin Eubanks announced just yesterday he’d be officially leaving Jay Leno as the Tonight Show’s band leader, a replacement has been found. NBC has announced that American Idol’s musical director Rickey Minor will take Eubanks’ place on June 7 when Eubanks departs after an 18-year run. Meanwhile, we're crossing our fingers that Conan picks Slash to lead the band for his TBS gig. [HR]

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Source: Vulture | 13 Apr 2010 | 7:52 pm

Soap opera heartthrob exits the 'Dancing' ballroom (AP)

In this publicity image released by ABC, orchestra leader Harold Wheeler is shown on stage during the celebrity dance competition series, 'Dancing with the Stars,' on Monday, April 5, 2010 in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/ABC, Adam Larkey)AP - Actor Aiden Turner is saying goodbye to the ballroom.



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 13 Apr 2010 | 7:50 pm

Scott, James Cann go head-to-head in "Mercy" (Reuters)

Reuters - The title character and central love story are the least interesting elements of "Mercy," writer-producer-star Scott Caan's ambitious and sporadically powerful drama.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 13 Apr 2010 | 7:40 pm

Rickey Minor replacing Eubanks on 'Tonight Show' (AP)

FILE - In this Feb. 26, 2010 file photo, Rickey Minor arrives at the 41st NAACP Image Awards in Los Angeles. NBC on Tuesday, April 13, 2010 said Minor is taking over as music director of 'The Tonight Show with Jay Leno.'  He replaces Kevin Eubanks, who made his May 28 departure date official on Monday. (AP Photo/Matt Sayles, File)AP - "American Idol" music director Rickey Minor is headed for "The Tonight Show with Jay Leno."



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 13 Apr 2010 | 7:26 pm

Chicago poet who helped found black press dies (AP)

AP - Carolyn M. Rodgers, a Chicago poet and writer who helped found one of the country's oldest and largest black-owned book publishers, has died. She was 69.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 13 Apr 2010 | 7:15 pm

Ex-model says Steven Seagal used her as 'sex toy'

A former model accused actor Steven Seagal of using her as his "sex toy" after she was hired to be his assistant, a lawsuit filed this week said.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 13 Apr 2010 | 7:05 pm

Andrew Ross Sorkin Reponds to Paul Krugman's Challenge


The Krugman-Sorkin reporting-off has taken another turn, as Andrew Ross Sorkin has offered a response to Paul Krugman's post this morning in which he took issue with Sorkin's claim that during the financial crisis Krugman had called for “nationalizing the entire banking system," following the example of the Swedes. Krugman ended his post with a bold challenge to the younger Times reporter: "I defy Sorkin to find any examples of me calling for a total takeover."

Well, Sorkin took to his DealBook blog tonight and - in a post titled “Dear Professor Krugman…” - he doesn’t apologize, as Krugman had asked for, but instead reveals the “source material” he used for his initial column.

"On your blog on Sept. 28, 2008, after reading a piece by Brad DeLong, an economist, which you linked to, you wrote, 'Brad DeLong says that Swedish-style temporary nationalization is the right answer to a financial crisis; he’s right,'" Sorkin writes. "In your column on Feb. 23, 2009, you asked, 'Why not just go ahead and nationalize? Remember, the longer we live with zombie banks, the harder it will be to end the economic crisis.'"


Sorkin concludes his post by conceding that Krugman “may have articulated the details of [his] views differently, or more specifically, in other columns and forums” and by somewhat obsequiously claiming he “loves reading” Krugman’s column. Your move, Paul.

Dear Professor Krugman … [DealBook/NYT]

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Filed Under: nerd fights, andrew ross sorkin, business, new york times, paul krugman



Source: Daily Intel | 13 Apr 2010 | 7:00 pm

Whitney Port Dishes on The Hills and Brody's Romance With Avril

The City, CastLike Whitney Port herself, we tend to forget she was once a part of The Hills. Once she got up and moved her fashionista butt to New York to star in her own series, The City, she was done with...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 13 Apr 2010 | 6:30 pm

Palin's Demands for Upcoming Speech Found in University Trash Bin


Now that we know Sarah Palin is raking in the dough of a pop diva, it shouldn’t come as much of a surprise that her demands at speaking engagements are about as ridiculous as those of a Mariah or J. Lo. A few industrious Cal State Stanislaus students scrounged up a contract detailing Palin’s bizarrely specific demands for an upcoming speech at the university: She requires two bottles of water at her lectern, not just one; straws must be "bendable," not straight; and, the document specifies, "no Plexiglass or thin lecterns."

Additionally, Palin’s “rider” demands first-class airfare for two. Or, if that’s too much of a hassle, a private jet is just fine, though it “MUST BE a Lear 60 or larger… for West Coast Events; or, a Hawker 800 or larger.” And if you’re transporting the former governor by car, it must be via SUV, though a “black town car” will suffice.

After the students (who had heard “rumors” that the school might be shredding documents relating to the speech) found the five-page document in a campus trash bin, California state senator Leland Yee released a copy today, calling the incident “our little Watergate” at a news conference. Palin is reportedly being paid $75,000 to speak at the “cash-strapped university.”

We can understand the “no plexiglass” stipulation (all the better to shield hand-reading), but we’re having trouble envisioning Sarah Palin adjusting a bendy straw.

Sarah Palin's demands for upcoming speech in Calif. discovered in university dumpster [NYDN]

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Filed Under: america's sweetheart, demands, dumpster diving, sarah palin



Source: Daily Intel | 13 Apr 2010 | 6:12 pm

American Idol Liveblog: Of Mics and Mentor

Tonight’s American Idol is a very special one, as it features Season 8 runner-up Adam Lambert as a real life mentor. I think we can all agree that this season’s Idols have a lot to live up to. For example, hitting more that 2 out of every 5 notes.

We’ve had two glasses of wine at Grand Lux Cafe and bring you this liveblog from the “comfort” of my parents’ bedroom in Miami. In other words, it’ll be a sh*tshow. Here we go!

8 PM: Seacrest sounds drunk. And we just remembered Michael was saved last week. Well, worse case scenario, if he gets booted again he can always create a brand of lip balm made out of his own saliva.

8:04: Lambert got a hold of the side-hair laminating machine. My mother things he looks fabulous, but I can’t help but be distracted by Matthew Morrison of Glee’s fedora in the background. If Carmen Sandiego is still where in the worlding, we found her.

8:05: “My tongue is not nearly as talented as yours.” — Ryan to Adam. Seacrest is throwing his balls high in the air tonight. American Idol is back people, and it is gaayyyy! We love it.

8:06: Crystal Bowersox is starting the show tonight, meaning it’s all downhill from here.

8:07: Sorry, it’s impossible to liveblog when my Mother is slapping her giant slipper against the tile and talking about what a great show Smoky Joe’s Cafe was. “That’s the song!” *snap snap* “slipper slap* “That’s it!”

8:08: Crystal’s killing it. “Let me tell you, Gloria Estefan can learn from her. Gloria Estefan sucks!” — Mom

8:10: Simon is speaking, and again, in the back, is Mr. Schuester’s fedora. Hat’s show biz.

8:15: Andrew Garcia just is not that great. And thank GOD Adam is being honest about his rendition of “Hound Dog.” “It needs more punch.” — Adam. Here, use our fist.

8:17: He can hold that microphone and strut cross the stage all he wants, but we are busy dirt napping it up. We wonder if his neck tattoo is there to cover up his Frankenstein bolts.

8:20: Jane Lynch and Matthew Morrison should always sit behind Simon. Watching them feign shock at his comments is more entertaining than the performers. Have we mentioned that we’ve already seen tonight’s Glee? And it’s amazing? Great.

8:26: RYAN’S MOMMM! That hair, fantastic. Highlight tweeeyunzzz!

8:26: OMG when Tim Urban sang “falling in love with you” and looked at Adam I couldn’t help but think ~**<3<3**~. Also calling him Turban is surely going to cause him to lose votes from anti-Talibanners Ryan.

8:28: Me: “He sucks.” Mom: “Beyond Sucks.”

8:29: He pulled it together at the end. Mom: “I liked it! It was good.” And this is how I was raised.

8:30: MATTHEW MORRISON FEDORA WATCH: Still perked. They need to give us a close-up of Iqbal Theba ASAP. Adam’s golf clap tells us everything we need to know: That was good, but Lambert would have cracked that shit out of the park.

8:35: Really happy that Adam is being critical of these Idols, unlike Usher or Miley or really any of the other mentors. Lee Dewyze has been pretty good all season, but it’s true: If Chuck E. Cheese ever invested in a Bruce Springsteen animatronic robot, it would be Lee Dewyze.

8:38: Dewyze killed it. Kara tells him he gets too serious when he sings… um, that’s his style. What does she want from this guy? Even Morrison’s Fedora is WTF-shrugging.

8:40: Is it bad that Ryan said the name Aaron Kelly and I had no idea who it was? He looks like a newborn next to Adam. This is like a televised Make-A-Wish kid 3 days before the bucket kicking.

8:42: Not a huge fan of this song, but Aaron is much better than usual. Like… hitting the notessssuh. The Lambert energy has clearly infected these contestants, and judging by Adam’s golf clap and cheshire cat smile, he seems pleased.

8:46: That Siobhan and Adam outro was to die for. Please tell me she’s singing “Suspicious Minds.” She’s been off these past couple of weeks… she has to come back tonight, she just has to.

8:51: Love her look tonight. There must have been a sale on hair shellack.

8:51: OMFG SHE IS SINGING SUSPICIOUS MINDS!! Wait am I a genius? I can’t decide. (Yes.)

8:52: Aw Adam and Siobhan click.

8:52: What is with this country-ass background? What Elvis Geocities MIDI file did she rip this from? Siobhan, what happened??? She’s turned into a poor man’s Linda Ronstadt. I think even Linda would agree this is not a good idea.

8:54:
This arrangement could be considered something of a disaster. But she got a raised clap from Adam — the first of the night — so who knows. I have to see Matthew Morrison’s fedora to decide…

8:56: MATTHEW MORRISON’S FEDORA WATCH: It is grimacing the sh*t outta me right now.

8:57: If Siobhan gets eliminated this week, and the Judges can’t save her because they saved Big Mike… I will not be pleased.

9:01: This KFC Double Down sandwich would nauseate me… but then I remember that their chicken’s don’t even have beaks or reproductive organs, and I relax.

9:02: I can’t believe Seacrest just threw down a Dunkleman burn. He’ll be off “Brooks Was Here-ing” himself Shawshank style later on this evening.

9:03: Mike is going to sing “In The Ghetto,” a song I love. Please, please limit your lip licking to twice per minute, Michael Lynch.

9:04: Not sure I love this melodic interpretation… he sounds good, but changing it too much for my liking. Where’s the melody??

9:05: I just realized, if Michael wins Idol, Keenan Thompson will secure his SNL contract for at least 6 more months.

9:10: Adam telling the contestants to let it out is the right advice. In other words, pretend like you’re talented Katie.

9:12: “I can’t believe of hundreds of songs… I’ve never even heard of this song! Out of the zillions of Elvis songs!” — Mother on Katie

9:13: MATTHEW MORRISON FEDORA WATCH: It looks wilted. Lifeless… Katie might be in trouble tomorrow.

9:19: Oh I love Casey! For all of those who didn’t think Adam was a suitable mentor, ps, f**k off. He’s given better criticism to these kids than most if not all the other mentors.

9:20: Casey pulled his locks back in basically the same sort of ponytail I was wearing all day today. “Another song I’ve never even heard! It’s just annoying!” — Mother on Casey.

9:21: I’m a Casey fan, but this is sounding less American Idol more those machines that when you flip them over it sounds like a sheep bleating. The previous sentence would have been way tighter if I knew what those things were called.

9:22: My Mother is convinced that Simon and Ellen HATE each other. I’ve spent the entire night listening to her interpretations of Simon’s disgust. I might be starting to believe it. Matthew Morrison’s fedora certainly does.

9:24: Listening to all of the performances tonight, Tim, Lee and Crystal were pretty much the best.

9:25: OMFG RYAN HAS TAKEN AWAY MATTHEW’S HAT. FEDORA OUT!! Thanks for joining us.

9:27: GLEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Bye xoxo


Source: Best Week Ever | 13 Apr 2010 | 6:02 pm

Rocker Sting Stung by Controversy Over Secret Concert for Dictator's Daughter

Human rights activists are demanding the superstar stinger donate to charity the more than $2 million dollars “in blood money” he received for playing a secret concert for the daughter of one the world’s most brutal dictators.


Source: FOXNews.com | 13 Apr 2010 | 5:20 pm

Why Conan's TBS Announcement Left Team Coco Feeling Vaguely Unsatisfied


Is there an emoticon for perplexed excitement tainted by an unshakable sense of anticlimax? (How about ;-S ?) If so, that emoticon would have been littered all over Twitter the past 24 hours, as news spread that Conan O'Brien will be returning triumphantly to late-night this fall on… TBS.

Hmmm. Okay. ;-S.

We¹re guessing this wasn't the dramatic phoenix-rising conclusion Team Coco had been daydreaming about. No glitzy new three-hour juggernaut on FOX. No paradigm-busting mind-melter like, say, broadcasting a show directly to your Xbox. Instead, Conan will now be featured as a lead-in for Lopez Tonight (a show you don’t watch) on TBS (a cable channel you don’t watch, or at least never notice when you’re watching it). It's not just basic cable, it's unsexy basic cable. Twitter Nation's glee over Coco’s return was widely undercut by the fact that it's very hard to name three other original shows on his new channel. (No, Lopez Tonight doesn't count.)

This doesn't mean it’s not a good deal for Conan. He got lots of money (reportedly his biggest deal ever) and important real-world concessions, such as ownership of the show, which Fox wouldn't guarantee. And, of course, Coco’s online fans are saying all the right things about DVRs, the obsolescence of timeslots, and their willingness to follow him anywhere — even to the channel that was once proud to bring you Frank TV.

Yet there's still a whiff of disappointment around the news, that unmistakable sound of a million souls online loosing a dejected sigh. Thus far, Conan's story had been an inspiring tale of the hip, cyber-empowered masses rallying around their wronged smartypants leader. #TeamCoco! We gave him a nickname, we designed a new logo for him, we indignantly tweeted! And in turn, we put all our hopes and dreams on him as our fearless tour guide into tomorrow’s television: He'll launch a new show on Twitter! No, he’ll form a Holy Trinity of hipster comedy with Stewart and Colbert on Comedy Central! No, he'll exist only as a hologram, projected nightly from your iPad like Leia from R2D2! Help us, Coco, you're our only hope!

Instead, he did what anyone might do, which is make the best deal he could to get into the best situation available to him. Hopefully, on TBS, Conan will flourish with the relative freedom that comes from shedding network-sized expectations and shrugging off the Tonight Show yoke. (Not to mention instantly becoming the face of TBS, for better or worse.) But talk about #unsexy.

Yet that's our problem, not his. The Conan story is a lesson both in the power of online agitation and its limitations. Our ability to huddle online encourages us to dream and cry out and imagine revolution. The echo chamber of online discussions only reinforces how right we know we are. Ultimately, Team Coco ran smack up against mundane, real-world actualities such as schedule blocks and obstinate Fox affiliates.

In the end, Fox just didn't make sense. Comedy Central didn't make sense. Lord knows, an Xbox show didn't make sense. TBS makes sense. That’s the reality, even if it hardly inspires a throaty cry of Team Coco, at 140 characters or less.

Read more posts by Adam Sternbergh

Filed Under: conan o'brien, late shifting, tbs, team coco, tv



Source: Vulture | 13 Apr 2010 | 5:15 pm

Why Has It Taken This Long for The xx to Get a Japanese Cover Band?


The xx — the soft-spoken British trio whose self-titled debut has, slowly but surely, implanted itself in our brains — have provided the raw material for some unexpectedly great hip-hop experimentation (most notably the Notorious XX, although our favorite has to be the Hood Internet’s “The XX Gon' Give It To Ya.”) Now comes an even stranger permutation: The oo, a Japanese cover band whose entire existence, thus far, consists of two covers from The xx posted on a bare-bones myspace page. Who are these faithful, mysterious artists? And where can we get more of their heavily accented, strangely mesmerizing rock and roll music?

Listen to The oo at myspace.com/theootheoo

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Filed Under: right-click, music, the oo, the xx



Source: Vulture | 13 Apr 2010 | 4:40 pm

Joss Whedon Gets Revenge With The Avengers


Exciting news! For the first time in a while, Dollhouse and Firefly creator Joss Whedon may finally get to be in charge of something Fox can't cancel prematurely. Mike Fleming reports that he's in final negotiations to helm Marvel's all-star superhero movie The Avengers, starring Robert Downey Jr. as Iron Man, Chris Evans as Captain America, Chris Hemsworth as Thor, and Samuel L. Jackson as Nick Fury. Congratulations, Joss — you deserve it. [Deadline]

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Filed Under: captain america, chris evans, chris hemsworth, iron man, joss whedon, marvel, movies, nick fury, robert downey jr., samuel l. jackson, the avengers, thor, tv



Source: Vulture | 13 Apr 2010 | 4:15 pm

Catch Up With ‘Glee in 60 Seconds’

In case you haven't been watching, here's a quick and handy primer to prep you for the show's return, courtesy comedy group Landline TV.


[Warming Glow]

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Filed Under: tv, clickables, glee, landline tv, video



Source: Vulture | 13 Apr 2010 | 4:14 pm

HBO Renews Treme After One Episode, Before We Have A Chance To Complain

Dayyyumnnn HBO, that was fast:

HBO has renewed its new critically acclaimed new drama series “Treme” for a second season…

But HBO president Michael Lombardo tells THR that the network loves “Treme” so much that a pickup was inevitable.

“We would have picked up this show last week,” Lombardo said. “We’ve seen the first nine episodes it’s as strong as any show we’ve seen.”

Stupid HBO and its smartness — I loved the premiere, but now I won’t even get to raise a blogger stink about how dumb the network would be if they didn’t renew Treme, then go on a rant about the state of television and networks not giving writers a chance and use a bunch of big words like “dichotomy” that link to my other site dichotomycomplain.info that’s just a dancing .gif of my mascot Maddie The Mad Dog yelling about how mad he is about Treme getting canceled. Now none of that will happen. Thanks a lot!* (*SARCASM!!!)

On the plus side, I did get an extra day’s use out of my Johnny Treme Photoshop, so that’s good. Christmas Card 2010 here we come!


Source: Best Week Ever | 13 Apr 2010 | 3:56 pm

Glamour Hired Stylists for iPhone Users to Bug at All Hours of the Day, Every Day


Like.com and Glamour magazine released a new iPhone app called "Ask a Stylist" today. Glamour trained and certified (whatever that means) eight stylists who are on call around the clock. Users can ask questions about how to wear certain items, and submit pictures if they wish. The Wall Street Journal tested the app and was unable to trip up the stylists — though didn't say whether it tried bugging them at 4 a.m. The stylists, by the way, are paid, and not through commission on clothing sales, though they may suggest things to buy. This could be viewed as at once great and not so great for the styling industry. Technology like this could boost the number of notoriously few styling jobs in the world, but what of the glamour? Touching fancy clothes? Camera flashes? Not having to look at a tiny screen all day every day?

A Fashion App That Talks Back [WSJ]
iTunes Store: Ask A Stylist [iTunes]

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Filed Under: technology, ask a stylist, glamour, like.com



Source: The Cut | 13 Apr 2010 | 3:50 pm

Countdown to 'Glee' ticks away

Right after Tuesday's "American Idol" -- at 9:28 p.m., to be exact -- "Glee's" four-month hiatus will come to an end. At this point, even those who aren't die-hard Gleeks probably knew that already.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 13 Apr 2010 | 3:44 pm

Review: Hilarious `Kick-Ass' does just that (AP)

In this film publicity image released by Lionsgate, Christopher Mintz-Plasse is shown in a scene from 'Kick Ass.'  (AP Photo/Lionsgate, Dan Smith)AP - The filmmakers behind Hollywood's latest superhero flick have declared war on family values.



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 13 Apr 2010 | 3:40 pm

Jamie Dimon Will Speak to Syracuse Students Whether They Like It or Not


The ungrateful, unappreciative, asexual Syracuse students who for some reason have chosen to focus their limited post-adolescent attention spans on protesting the university's choice of JPMorgan CEO Jamie Dimon as this year's commencement speaker have upped the ante. Last week, they were speaking out against the man by dancing and Facebooking. Now they've got an online petition up and are talking to Bloomberg. “Right now, we shouldn’t be celebrating someone who represents the banking industry coming to our campus,” Amelia Pernell, a senior who is majoring in communications, tells the news service.

The university offered this meek defense:

Syracuse students protested commencement speeches by former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani in 2002, and former President Bill Clinton the following year, said Kevin Quinn, the university’s senior vice president for public affairs. The university won’t rescind Dimon’s invitation, he said.

“We’re aware of the student concerns, but Jamie Dimon is our commencement speaker,” he said in a telephone interview.

For his part, Dimon is remaining uncharacteristically silent on this matter. We suspect this is for one of three reasons.

1. He is currently standing in his office, yelling, "I'll go down there and show those Marxists what is up," but JPMorgan spokeswoman Jennifer Zuccarelli and colorful flack Joseph Evangelisti, both of whom declined to comment to Daily Intel, are physically holding him back.
2. Somebody put masking tape over the corner of his Bloomberg terminal so that he wouldn't see this story and get his feelings hurt. Or, most likely,
3. He's too busy furiously writing op-eds and thinking up a real zinger for the next time he sees the president and thus can't be bothered with these fool college kids.

Dimon’s Syracuse Commencement Speech Fought in Student Petition [Bloomberg]
Online Petition [Take Back 2010]

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Filed Under: white men who are accustomed to winning at life, banks, business, jamie dimon, jpmorgan



Source: Daily Intel | 13 Apr 2010 | 3:40 pm

Kirstie Alley's 17-year-old son is engaged

Kirstie Alley has confirmed that her 17-year-old son True is engaged to be married, and says she's happy for him and not worried even though he's so young.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 13 Apr 2010 | 3:33 pm

Report: Eric Massa Hit On a Male Bartender at a Marine’s Funeral


After doing some exhaustive research, the Washington Post seems to have learned the extent to which former congressman Eric Massa was behaving inappropriately with his male staffers. By the end, it seemed like a good portion of his chief of staff Joe Racalto's job was devoted to reining him in (and according to sources, even he was the subject of Massa's advances). Here's a rundown of the accusations against Massa, which eventually led to a House Ethics Committee complaint and Massa's departure from office:

• From March 2009 onward, male staffers "complained that their boss had touched them in a sexual manner, came up with reasons to have staffers travel alone with him on overnight trips, and expressed a desire to have sex with the men in the office."
• Racalto once had to pull the congressman "out of a Dupont Circle bar in December when he could not get Massa to stop making inappropriate comments to a 21-year-old intern and another male staffer."

• Three male staffers who lived in a townhouse with Massa had to be warned in a staff memo to "be extra careful who you bring home and how you conduct yourself, especially when EM is present" and not to "put EM in a position where he is sleeping and questionable activities are taking place."
• Twice, "Massa sought to take a [male] intern with him along on two West Coast trips."
• And this is the real doozy, which apparently led to Massa's resignation. It occurred at a funeral reception in New York State for a 19-year-old Marine lance corporal who was killed in Afghanistan. "Massa struck up a conversation with a young bartender serving at the informal wake ... Four days later, a local blogger alerted the congressman's office that someone had posted an anonymous comment on his site accusing Massa of soliciting sex from the bartender." To seal Massa's fate, Racalto soon "received a voicemail message from the bartender asking why Massa wanted to meet him in Buffalo, 85 miles away, for dinner. Racalto said he confronted Massa, and the congressman said he was trying to give the man a law school reference."

See, and you thought working for Massa was all fun and tickle fights.

Staffers' accounts paint more detailed, troubling picture of Massa's office [WP]

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Filed Under: messa, eric massa, politics, sex scandals, snorkeling



Source: Daily Intel | 13 Apr 2010 | 3:30 pm

Glee’s Naya Rivera Sports Some Interesting Headgear


Last night at Glee’s Spring Premiere Soirée, Naya Rivera (who plays Cheerleader Santana) accessorized her nude-and-black strapless mini with a red polka-dotted black veil.

What do you think of the headpiece?


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Filed Under: look of the day, glee, naya rivera



Source: The Cut | 13 Apr 2010 | 3:20 pm

DWTS: Two Hours Of Awkward Dancing In One Digestible Clip

It’s your weekly Dancing with the Stars nightmare! Last night’s episode brought us uncomfortably close to seeing dancing D-List ass crack, Kate Gosselin’s self-pity revealed itself to be almost as ugly as the giant bags under her eyes and the Dancing with the Stars producers continue to turn Buzz Aldrin into the biggest icon-turned-joke of 2010. Also, a question: Erin Andrews. WTF? Watch the video now at TheFABlife.


Source: Best Week Ever | 13 Apr 2010 | 2:54 pm

Indian Vogue Tackles Prejudice Against Darker Skin


The new issue of Indian Vogue contains an editorial heralding darker skin. To wit, five bikini-clad models appear on the cover. The demand for skin-lightening creams grew 18 percent last year, and is expected to rise by 25 percent this year. From the issue:

"Every generation has its share of beauty myths. Perhaps it is time to bust this one," the editorial says. "Time to say that as a magazine we love, and always have loved, the gorgeous colour of Indian skin ... dark, dusky, bronze, golden — whatever you call it, we love it."


British Vogue reports that fashion insiders in India are thrilled with the cover, and think the fashion industry is a good agent for a change in attitudes toward skin color.

Dawn Of Dusk [Vogue UK]

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Filed Under: cover girls, beauty, covers, indian vogue, skin



Source: The Cut | 13 Apr 2010 | 2:50 pm

Steven Seagal Sued for Sex Trafficking, Assault

The former action hero is accused of sexually assaulting a former female employee, in addition to owning two Russian sex slaves.


Source: FOXNews.com | 13 Apr 2010 | 2:44 pm

Whedon to head 'Avengers'

Front Page: Iron Man, Thor, Captain America and the Incredible Hulk will soon start taking orders from Joss Whedon.



Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 13 Apr 2010 | 2:43 pm

Sigourney Weaver Laments James Cameron’s Lack Of Breasts

Remember The Oscars, that thing we talked about last month, stored away in our compulsive trivia brains, and have moved on from? Well Sigourney Weaver still isn’t happy about the Academy choosing The Hurt Locker for Best Picture or Kathryn Bigelow for Best Director, blaming James Cameron’s lack of boobs for their movie losing out to another, far better movie.

Her is quote below, with several BWE editorial clarifications:

“Jim didn’t have breasts, and I think that was the reason,” [In addition to Avatar not being as good as The Hurt Locker - Ed.] she told told Folha Online, a Brazilian news site. “He should have taken home that Oscar [instead of Kathryn Bigelow, director of a much better movie - Ed.].”

Weaver also voiced her disapproval of the Best Picture choice, suggesting it should have gone to ‘Avatar.’

“In the past, ‘Avatar’ would have won [unfortunately - Ed.] because they loved to hand out awards to big productions, like ‘Ben-Hur.’ [50 years ago, before Civil Rights] Today it’s fashionable [-ly correct] to give the Oscar to a small movie that nobody saw [but when they ended up seeing it realized it was way better than the other movie that everyone did see],” Weaver said.

Pretty solid argument, if you ask me — James Cameron just didn’t have breasts, like Clint “Busty” Eastwood, those boobtastic Coen Brothers, Danny Boob-yle, James Cameron, or every other buxom winner in the 82-year history of the awards. And because the Academy used to give Best Picture to really big epics, they should continue to give them to really big epics, regardless of the quality of said epics versus any other movies in that given year. Just as we should resume automatically electing WASPy presidents every four years (though minorities will be acceptable if they are blue and make no f***ing sense).

Which epic boob movie will take Best Picture in 2011? I’ve got my money on Epic Boob Movie, the Epic Movie sequel. Ed Harris is playing Boob – it’s finally gonna be his year!


Source: Best Week Ever | 13 Apr 2010 | 2:24 pm

Ted Danson Trusts His Business Manager With His Life


Ted Danson plays a financier on Damages, but in real life he is not so good with money. Daily Intel found this out when we ran into him last night at the Atlantic Theater Company's 25th Anniversary Gala at Gotham Hall and quizzed him relentlessly about his taxes. It was awkward.

Are you finished with your taxes?
You know what? I haven’t signed my taxes. I haven’t prepared my taxes since I was — good Lord, in my twenties. I’m really inept. I’m not good at that.

Did you attempt in your twenties to do them yourself?
Yeah. Yeah, I tried, and I think I was horrible at it. But I've had a business manager for a very, very, very long time, who I trust with my life.

Have you ever been audited?
I did. I was audited for two or three years once and everything was fine, nothing was wrong, every once in a while you get audited.

So do you think it is random? Or did you do something that may have raised a red flag?
I think it was a drastic change of income one way or the other or something. I don't remember.

What was your drastic change of income?
I don't remember if it went up or down. I can't remember, I'm sorry. I'm a total moron.

So you still trust your business manger even though you got audited?
Oh yeah, you get audited all the time.

I've never been audited.
Really?

Nope.
Well, I can't remember why I was audited. It may have had something to do with a house that's — why am I telling you my audited story? I'm not telling you my audited story.

Why not?
How do I know you're not from the IRS? This is crazy!

I don't think the IRS has the means to send clandestine agents to galas to talk to you about the experience of being audited.
I'm an actor; I’m a total moron. I am blessed — I hope — with a business manager who is ridiculously honest because I sign things and really don’t know what I’m signing

Really?
Really.

So you are very trusting?
I am.

Hmm, so are you nervous that you may be audited again?
No, not at all, because I have a great business manager —

Well, we hope he is great, but we don’t really know because you’re just signing things.
We don’t, but life is good so I’m going to go with yes he is great.

Read more posts by Catherine Coreno

Filed Under: party chat, irs, tax season, ted danson



Source: Daily Intel | 13 Apr 2010 | 2:22 pm

Lady Gaga’s Stylist Nicola Formichetti Wears Uniqlo


Also the genius stylist behind Dazed & Confused, Japanese Men's Vogue, and spreads in numerous other publications, Formichetti is responsible for the look pictured here. However, his personal style isn't nearly so elaborate. He explains, "I don’t really have time to think about myself, so I pretty much stick to a uniform of all black, basics from Uniqlo, mixed with some vintage ... pretty boring actually." Makes sense. If you work in an ice-cream factory, you probably don't want to go home and eat ice cream. If you're working with sparkly lobster hats all day, you probably don't want to put one on for your Saturday brunch. [Fashion Indie]

Read more posts by Amy Odell

Filed Under: real people work in fashion too, lady gaga, nicola formichetti, uniqlo



Source: The Cut | 13 Apr 2010 | 2:20 pm

House Tour: New Show '9 By Design' Has Coolest Family Home on TV Ever

The Novogratz family's seriously sick house may steal the spotlight from their seven cute kiddies on their new Bravo show!


Source: FOXNews.com | 13 Apr 2010 | 2:13 pm

Michelle McGee apologizes to Sandra Bullock

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee has two choice words for Sandra Bullock: "I'm sorry."

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 13 Apr 2010 | 2:08 pm

How Do You Feel About Martha Stewart’s Disco Party Pants?


Pants are fun. Sparkles are fun. Sparkly pants are even more fun. Sparkly pants on Martha Stewart — the last woman we'd expect to see in sparkly pants — cross over into shopping-with-no-budget levels of fun. Which is how you'd probably have to shop to decide such a novelty item was worth spending money on. Martha maximized the surface area of her sparkly pants with a swishy wide-leg style, which she wore last night to Good Housekeeping's 125th anniversary party. Ironically, she is bold enough to wear this style, but not bold enough to leave the soles of her Christian Louboutins red.

Martha Stewart's WILD Gold Pants: Hit Or Miss? (PHOTO, POLL) [HuffPo]

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Filed Under: just pants, martha stewart



Source: The Cut | 13 Apr 2010 | 1:50 pm

Barney Frank Accosted on Airplane by Drunk Lady Doctors


Here is a story about health-care reform opponents harassing elected officials that really warmed our hearts. Apparently taking National Review writer Charlotte Hays's tacit advice to accost reform supporters on airplanes, two slightly inebriated lady ophthalmologists started harassing Democratic representative Barney Frank over his support of Obama's bill. According to the Boston Globe, mayhem ensued:

Accustomed as he is to being conservatives's favorite bad guy, Frank mostly ignored the doctors's taunts, Sexton said, but the congressman's partner, Jim Ready, did not. "They wanted to talk to me, but I apologized and said I like to read and watch on planes," Frank told us today. "They began to talk louder and that's when Jimmy said, 'If you're trying to be bitchy, you're doing a good job."


That's when things really started to go haywire. The women flew off the handle and flight attendants couldn't get control of them. "The women had been drinking, and they were crying and shouting," said a witness. "They were clearly the antagonizers, and Mr. Frank was kind of minding his own business." Though it sounds like Barney's boyfriend wasn't entirely innocent either: Somehow he managed to upset another passenger by calling him "Santa Claus."

Barney Frank gets a high-altitude haranguing on health care [Boston Globe via Gawker]

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Filed Under: health carnage, air travel, barney frank, health care, health care reform, jim ready, politics



Source: Daily Intel | 13 Apr 2010 | 1:45 pm

Alice + Olivia Collaborate With M.A.C.; Women Who Don’t Shave Spark Debate


Nars face Amber Valletta wearing the iridescent turquoise shades in the summer campaign.

MAKEUP
• M.A.C. Cosmetics partnered with Alice + Olivia designer Stacey Bendet Eisner for a new collaboration, set to land in stores July 8. The collection will include gloss, shimmer pigments, and nail polish for $12 to $19.50. [WWD]

• A new survey reports that Iran is the seventh-largest consumer of cosmetics in the world, spending $2.1 billion on beauty products annually, and makes up 29 percent of the cosmetics market in the Middle East. The survey also states that half of Iran's population is under the age of 30. [Independent UK]

• François Nars's summer makeup collection includes a cream-eye-shadow duo with two different shades of turquoise. Pantone, which tracks colors in the fashion and home-décor industries, labeled turquoise as the color of the year. [Beauty Blogging Junkie]

FRAGRANCE
• The French Fragrance Foundation announced the winners of its annual perfume awards yesterday. Cartier's scent La Treizième Heure won the award voted on by beauty editors and bloggers. Ricci Ricci by Nina Ricci won best women's fragrance, Jamais le Dimanche by Ego Facto won best men's fragrance, and Miss Dior Chérie by Christian Dior won for best campaign. [Independent UK]

• The Fragrance Foundation UK also announced its annual fragrance awards yesterday. Lola by Marc Jacobs won best women's prestige scent, while Tom Ford's Grey Vetiver won in the best men's prestige category. [Now Smell This]

HAIR
Heidi Klum chopped off her hair. She now has a "lob," or a long bob. [StyleaWatch/People]

• Mo'Nique doesn't shave her legs on purpose. The masses still don't accept it. [NYT]

Filed Under: beauty marks, beauty, cartier, fragrance, fragrance foundation uk, francois nars, french fragrance foundation, hair, heidi klum, iran, mac cosmetics, makeup, marc jacobs, miss dior cherie, mo'nique, pantone, tom ford, women against shaving body hair



Source: The Cut | 13 Apr 2010 | 1:20 pm

Lady Gaga joins the list of celibate stars

There are certain people you expect to preach abstinence -- for example, your parents and that sex-ed teacher in high school who traumatized you with an STD slideshow. But you might not expect to hear it from Ms. No Pants herself, Lady Gaga.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 13 Apr 2010 | 1:08 pm

Glee's Cory Monteith Searching For the Best Mash-Up - People Magazine


Boston Globe

Glee's Cory Monteith Searching For the Best Mash-Up
People Magazine
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 13 Apr 2010 | 12:57 pm

Video Of The Tuesday: A Man Cries Hard And Weird

Well, we’ve got another video to post.  Sorry, guys, but the internet is having a really good video day.  I promise this is great.  It is titled “Best Cry Ever” and that is a very accurate title.

Here’s why it’s brilliant.  You see that the video is called “Best Cry Ever.”  Then the video opens on a guy crying, and the guy is just alright at crying.  And you’re like, “Oh boy, this is a disappointment.”  Then, all of the sudden, there’s this other guy crying.  And you’re like “Now, this is the best cry ever…wait a minute…THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT THIS GUY THE WHOLE TIME!!”  What an awesome Tuesday.

Thanks, Reddit.

Update:  This is, as I had originally suspected, from A&E’s Intervention


Source: Best Week Ever | 13 Apr 2010 | 12:55 pm

See Britney’s Unretouched Candie’s Ads


According to the Mirror, Britney Spears didn't want her Candie's ads to be retouched, which is quite the trendy thing to do these days. She apparently agreed to have the unretouched images released alongside the retouched images, which will presumably serve as the new campaign. As you can see they made her considerably thinner, smoothed her skin, toyed with the shadows, and eliminated any awkward, um, bathing-suit bunching in the crotch area.

Photo: Candie's

But the question is, would either of these images inspire you to buy the shoes?

Britney Spears has refused to allow her latest ad campaign to be airbrushed [Mirror UK]

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Filed Under: look who's real!, britney spears, candies advertising



Source: The Cut | 13 Apr 2010 | 12:50 pm

Sarah Palin Has Earned $12 Million in Nine Months


Sarah Palin has gone from being a self-proclaimed pit bull wearing lipstick to a fat cat whose earnings would be the envy of many on Wall Street. According to ABC News, since she stepped down as governor of Alaska last July, she's raked in around $12 million in speaking and appearance fees. And here many of her critics were claiming that leaving office in the middle of her term would ruin her, that she would lose her position of power and destroy her political credibility. With regard to power, that didn't account for the media attention that swirls around her like a tornado, and which will only be amped up with her regular gig on Fox News and her upcoming expensive reality show on the Learning Channel. And as for her political credibility, well, even Sarah Palin knows that if there's one thing that can create that out of nothing, it's money.

Sarah Palin Has Earned an Estimated $12 Million Since July [ABC News]

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Filed Under: america's sweetheart, rich people, sarah palin, when real america meets whatever that other america is



Source: Daily Intel | 13 Apr 2010 | 12:40 pm

Mickey Rourke Looks Abs-Solutely Stunninggg

Mickey Rourke, above, arriving at LaGuardia Airport in New York with his girlfriend, Russian model Anastasia Makarenko. Seeing the above photo, we must know: Has Mickey stolen a seat cushion as a flotation device under his stomach skin?

Side note: If you star at Mickey’s shirt for about 60 seconds, you’ll see the 3D image of a crying old man diving into the ocean next to a dolphin.

Make sure to click through the gallery for maximum impact.

 


Source: Best Week Ever | 13 Apr 2010 | 12:30 pm

Patrick Bradbury’s Style Takes After the Brat Pack


While you're likely familiar with the work of Eddie Borgo, Jen Kao, and Steven Alan, you may not know Patrick Bradbury. He owns the small, selective PR company Bradbury Lewis, which manages them all. Bradbury got his start as the buyer for early online retailer Girlshop.com and Guyshop.com and was later promoted to PR director, where he honed his skills for turning young designers into fashion press darlings. With his off-kilter prepster style and his eye for up-and-coming talent, he's as well-known as his clients in the New York fashion scene, palling around with insiders like Julia Roitfeld and stylist Keegan Singh. We talked to Bradbury about his Minnesota roots, favorite New York spots, and the rise of online media.

Who are your favorite designers?
I really love the spring collection from Givenchy and the styling by Panos Yiapanis. I dropped by the shop in Paris and bought some of the oversize tees and Panos was there — that's my kind of celebrity.

How would you describe your style?
I'm a little bit Jake from Sixteen Candles and a little bit Andie from Pretty in Pink. I grew up in Minnesota, and my style is still very summer on the lake — jeans, tees, tennis shoes ... I'm trying to be a bit more tailored.

What's the first designer item you ever bought?
When the Gucci boutique in Minneapolis went out of business, I bought my mom a special little clutch. I was 10.

Which are your favorite spots in New York?
Steak Frites at Raoul's, biking in Prospect Park at dusk, shopping the spice rack at Dean & Deluca, and summer cocktails outside at Marlow & Sons or Sycamore. Also, the miniature flea market-like shop on Canal between Greenwich and Washington.

Where do you stand on the print versus online debate? Do you think publicists give online media the same weight as print?
I think publicists are certainly starting to, yes. Online is about to be separated into the men and the boys, just like all things. It's a new medium; TV was in the same place when it began.

Which trends are you ready to see retired?
I'm pretty done with Lower East Side sneaker stores and the hip-hop sort of Bathing Ape thing.

What's one item you're saving up to buy?
A house in Beacon, New York.

What's one thing you never leave the house without?
My son, Jack.

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Filed Under: a bathing ape, bradbury lewis, givenchy, gucci, julia roitfeld, patrick bradbury, Tastemakers



Source: The Cut | 13 Apr 2010 | 12:10 pm

Not Every Sale on Gilt Is a Sale


A Helmut dress currently on Gilt for $415.

Today Gilt offers the summer Helmut Lang collection for ... full price! (Prices range from $90 for a tank to $780 for a leather jacket.) Gilt has previously done full-price sales with Lucky and Vogue. Unlike flash sales, this will last a week. If you spend at least $250, purchases come with an exclusive Helmut Lang tank and a $50 credit toward a future Gilt purchase. It's the perfect amount of credit to ensure that you'll spend at least $50 to $60 on top of it. And then if you return or exchange something you'll have more credits to spend, and before you know it you're only shopping on Gilt in a vicious but highly addictive cycle of trying to use up those damn credits, which feel less and less like actual money from your bank account. And maybe that's the strategy behind the anti-sales. Since everything on Gilt is on sale, the non-sale stuff feels like shopping a sale anyway.

NO DISCOUNT ON HELMUT [WWD]
Helmut Lang [Gilt]

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Filed Under: anti-sales, designers, gilt groupe, helmut lang, shopping



Source: The Cut | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:40 am

Internet Video Of The Day: Guy Gets Way Too Into His Crazy Dog Impression

First off, I want to thank The Daily What.  They are really nailing it blog style over there.  Today they posted this and it is very great.

Yes.  This is good.  Who wants to argue about it?


Source: Best Week Ever | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:30 am

Meet the New Girl: Ruby Aldridge


Ruby Aldridge (Next Models) at Marc Jacobs.

Nineteen-year-old Ruby Aldridge’s modeling success could be chalked up to genes. Her mother, Laura, was a Playboy playmate in the seventies; her sister Lily a Victoria’s Secret model; her other sister Saffron Burrows an actress; and her brother, Miles, a fashion photographer. In fact, her older sister Lily introduced Ruby to modeling in 2005. Then the California girl started to make waves in the high-end commercial front, booking campaigns for DKNY and Coach. Meanwhile her spreads in French Jalouse were coming out monthly. Off set, the music-loving, concertgoing model became something of an Internet sensation when she started to pad around the East Village with Peaches Geldof, Harley Viera-Newton, and Cobrasnake. In February Ruby unexpectedly landed a spot in the fall Marc Jacobs show. That single booking sparked a frenzy, and she then opened for Marc by Marc Jacobs and House of Holland, and closed Lanvin in Paris. And yet another model scenester is on the rise.

Model Profile: Ruby Aldridge

Brush up on your Model I.Q. in our extensive Model Manual.

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Filed Under: model tracker, meet the new girl, models, ruby aldridge



Source: The Cut | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:25 am

Emmanuelle Chriqui, Kara DioGuardi And Others Pose Naked For Not-PETA (NSFW-ish)

Allure Magazine: Here’s Kara Dioguardi, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Colbi Caillat, Regina Hall, and Jessica Capshaw naked!

Internet: What, why? Waaaaittt…Does this have anything to do with PETA?

Allure Magazine: Nope, nothing! Just five totally random celebrities posing naked with strategically blocked boobs! Kick a mink in the crotch, seriously, we don’t care.

Internet: Eehhhhhh…ok. But if I find out later that I somehow gave money to PETA by looking at these naked people, I’ll be very upset.

Rest of the NSFWey gallery can be seen here.


Source: Best Week Ever | 13 Apr 2010 | 11:05 am

Sigourney Weaver Says Kathryn Bigelow Won Oscar Because She Has Breasts

Star of 'Avatar' said director James Cameron should have won the Academy Award.


Source: FOXNews.com | 13 Apr 2010 | 10:46 am

Review: 'Conviction' is great stealth shooter (AP)

AP - Agent Sam Fisher returns with a chip on his shoulder in "Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell: Conviction," a fast-paced covert ops game that rewards stealth sneaking over overt shooting.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 13 Apr 2010 | 10:45 am

Colbert, Galifianakis top list of Webby Award nominees

Actor-comedian Zach Galifianakis, funny man Stephen Colbert, a blog about sometimes-regrettable text messages and the New York Times' Web site top the list of nominees for the 2010 Webby Awards.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 13 Apr 2010 | 10:39 am

Conan’s Surviving Just Fine

Yesterday, it was announced that Conan would be moving to TBS in November.  He also started his live theater tour in Eugene, Oregon.  Here’s a clip of him playing I Will Survive at that show.


Source: Best Week Ever | 13 Apr 2010 | 10:37 am

Oh, Shoot, The Pope Is Coming; Put You D**k Away!

Here’s a fun thing that is actually happening in the world.  The Pope is visiting Malta and a local mayor is now demanding that a huge phallic sculpture near the airport be taken down before the pontiff arrives.

You guys want to go on a terrible rapid fire joke spree?  No. Nobody does.  But that’s what we’re gonna do.  Here are some terrible jokes about this that not even I think are funny.

1.)  They’re actually just going to pour cold water on it until it shrinks so much nobody notices it.

2.)  I think that’s a Hell’s Angels Smurf’s penis.

3.)  That’s what a totum pole would look like if Native Americans just had sections of penises for their heads.

4.)  I think that’s Michelle “Bombshell” McGee’s penis.

5.)  (A guy on a boat scoops chum into the water.  He looks up and is startled by the statue.) “We’re gonna need a bigger prostitute.”

6.)  I think that’s Avatar’s Penis.

Okay, that’s all I’ve got.  You guys can play too in the comment section (please don’t).

Thanks, Huffington Post.


Source: Best Week Ever | 13 Apr 2010 | 10:23 am

Review: MGMT sounds spectacular on sophomore disc (AP)

In this CD cover image released by Columbia Records, the latest release by MGMT, 'Congratulations,' is shown. (AP Photo/Columbia Records)AP - MGMT, "Congratulations" (Columbia Records)



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 13 Apr 2010 | 10:13 am

Ashley Dupre Gets Her Playboy Moment

From Eliot Spitzer's call girl to Playboy pinup.


Source: FOXNews.com | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:59 am

The Lovely and Talented Julianna Margulies

The gorgeous star of hit series 'The Good Wife' covers 'W' Magazine!


Source: FOXNews.com | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:27 am

Tell-All Author Claims Oprah's Influence Led to Media Blackballing

An unauthorized tell-all biography of media mogul Oprah Winfrey contains details so shocking, the author claims she has been blackballed from appearing on most major media outlets.


Source: FOXNews.com | 13 Apr 2010 | 9:07 am

Conan O'Brien begins his comedy tour

It was a cool and drizzly night in Eugene, Oregon, Monday, but no one there will remember that. Nope, all they'll recall is the sudden arrival of a massive warm front in the form of Conan O'Brien, and that everything felt okay in the pop-culture world again.

Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 13 Apr 2010 | 8:42 am

'Shrek' Scandal: Dreamworks Regrets Racy Fashion Spread Involving Kid Film's Characters

In anticipation of the release of the fourth "Shrek" movie, the film's cartoon characters are appearing in a sultry photo shoot in a men's fashion magazine. Now insiders at Dreamworks tell Fox411.com that they regret that the studio gave permission to VMan to use their characters in its fashion spread.


Source: FOXNews.com | 13 Apr 2010 | 7:22 am

VMan Magazine's 'Shrek' Spread

Sources at Dreamworks told Fox411.com they regret giving the green light to the racy spread.


Source: FOXNews.com | 13 Apr 2010 | 7:22 am

The Lovely and Talented Sarah Jessica Parker

Check out SJP's hot new 'Vogue' shots!


Source: FOXNews.com | 13 Apr 2010 | 7:02 am

Too much music as "Glee" returns to TV (Reuters)

cast=Reuters - The second season of any whirlwind show is a challenge; scrutiny and expectations can deflate any highfliers, no matter how they roar back.



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 13 Apr 2010 | 6:58 am

Strolling in Shangri-La at Reem Acra Bridal (Fashion Wire Daily)

FWD201  Model presents a design at the Reem Acra Spring 2011 bridal show in New York on Sunday, April 11, 2010.(Fashion Wire Daily/Grant Lamos IV)Fashion Wire Daily - Always a champion of flights of fancy in fashion, whether in her ready-to-wear collection or bridal, Reem Acra's latest bridal presentation, held in her New York showroom on Sunday, April 11, took a trip to the idyllic paradise of a mythical Shangri-La.



Source: Yahoo! News: Fashion News | 13 Apr 2010 | 6:30 am

Review: Fleming, 6 tenors lead rare Rossini at Met (AP)

Actress Maggie Gyllenhaal arrives to the Metropolitan Opera's gala premiere of 'Armida' in New York, on Monday, April 12, 2010. (AP Photo/Peter Kramer)AP - It takes six tenors and one phenomenal soprano to perform Gioachino Rossini's "Armida," which helps explain why the Metropolitan Opera didn't get around to mounting this glorious work for 193 years.



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 13 Apr 2010 | 6:25 am

Pulitzer pick is out of the norm

Front Page: 'Next to Normal' can expect B.O. boost -- The Pulitzer win for "Next to Normal" looks poised to give the show's national profile a boost.



Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 13 Apr 2010 | 5:30 am

Conan, TBS pull a talkshow shocker

Front Page: TV world thought Team Coco was Fox-bound -- Once he was legally allowed to be funny once again on TV, Conan O'Brien had to make a choice.



Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 13 Apr 2010 | 5:30 am

'Titans' victorious at weekend box office

Front Page: Final figures put 3D epic on top of 'Date Night' -- When the dust settled on Monday, Warner Bros.' 3D epic "Clash of the Titans" won.



Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 13 Apr 2010 | 5:30 am

Weinsteins convert to cash

Front Page: Brothers sweeten $600 million bid for Miramax -- A sweetened offer showed up on the Mouse House chief's doorstep over the weekend.



Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 13 Apr 2010 | 5:30 am

Axed 'Call of Duty' duo launch Respawn

Front Page: Jason West and Vince Zampella set up shop at EA -- West and Zampella set up shop at EA.



Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 13 Apr 2010 | 5:30 am

O'Brien adds to TBS' comedy cachet

Front Page: Network makes big strides in latenight lineup -- Attracting Conan O'Brien is a watershed moment for TBS.



Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 13 Apr 2010 | 5:30 am