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'Dynasty' actor Christopher Cazenove dies at 64 (AP)AP - Christopher Cazenove, who played Ben Carrington in the TV series "Dynasty," has died at age 64, his family said.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 9 Apr 2010 | 3:47 am 'Dynasty' actor Christopher Cazenove dies at 64 (AP)AP - Christopher Cazenove, who played Ben Carrington in the TV series "Dynasty," has died at age 64, his family said.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 9 Apr 2010 | 3:47 am 'Dynasty' actor Christopher Cazenove dies at 64 (AP)AP - Christopher Cazenove, who played Ben Carrington in the TV series "Dynasty," has died at age 64, his family said.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 9 Apr 2010 | 3:47 am "Twilight" actress Greene mixing in some 'Butter' (Reuters)Reuters - "Twilight" regular Ashley Greene has joined the comedy "Butter," a project produced by and starring Jennifer Garner.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 9 Apr 2010 | 3:44 am Netflix inks movie rental deal with U.S. studios (Reuters)Reuters - U.S. DVD rental company Netflix Inc has reached deals with movie studios Twentieth Century Fox and Universal Studios that will allow it to rent DVDs and Blu-ray discs 28 days after new releases go on sale in stores.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 9 Apr 2010 | 3:35 am Tributes pour in for British punk pioneer McLaren (AFP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Fashion News | 9 Apr 2010 | 3:02 am Wife of "Survivor" Producer May Have Been Strangled - Los Angeles Times
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 9 Apr 2010 | 3:00 am Taiwan singer conjures up Susan Boyle comparisons (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 9 Apr 2010 | 2:50 am Taiwan singer conjures up Susan Boyle comparisons (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 9 Apr 2010 | 2:50 am Reality Bites: Don't let Kate Gosselin's eight take over the youth vote on ... - New York Daily News
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 9 Apr 2010 | 2:29 am Oprah: The next chapter - Chicago Sun-Times
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 9 Apr 2010 | 2:24 am Date Night' - MiamiHerald.com
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 9 Apr 2010 | 2:01 am 'Survivor' Producer Free From Mexican DetentionAn official says Bruce Beresford-Redman is still under investigation in the death of his wife, Monica. Source: FOXNews.com | 9 Apr 2010 | 1:12 am Review: 'Treme,' a great trip to New Orleans - San Jose Mercury News
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 9 Apr 2010 | 1:05 am Twentieth Century Fox and Netflix Announce Comprehensive Strategic Agreement That Includes Physical and Digital DistributionSource: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 9 Apr 2010 | 1:01 am Universal Studios Home Entertainment and Netflix Announce New Distribution Deals for DVDs, Blu-ray and Streaming ContentSource: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 9 Apr 2010 | 1:01 am Ex-'Survivor' producer released from detention (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 9 Apr 2010 | 12:56 am Last Night on Late Night: Jon Stewart Mocks David Remnick's Caption Contest New Yorker editor David Remnick stopped by The Daily Show last night to promote his pumped-up Obama biography and at the end of the interview Jon Stewart turned his attention to the magazine's back page. You can probably fill in Stewart's punchline yourself, but Remnick seemed to enjoy the joke. Tina Fey spoke about her own comedic standards on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon, telling of how she dismissed some sketches as "lies" in the planning phase of her return to SNL. Fellow writer Jennifer Love Hewitt visited Craig Ferguson but her appearance wasn't nearly as entertaining as the segments that bookended it: Michael Clarke Duncan reading from her memoir, The Day I Shot Cupid. Finally, Jay Leno teased Barney Frank about his clothing. Watch our compilation to see what you missed. Read more posts by Dan Duray Filed Under: last night on late night, barney frank, david remnick, jennifer love hewitt, michael clarke duncan, tina fey, tv, video
Source: Vulture | 9 Apr 2010 | 12:56 am "Addams Family" on Broadway a kooky misfire - Reuters
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 9 Apr 2010 | 12:30 am "Addams Family" on Broadway a kooky misfire (Reuters)Reuters - As with so many high-concept Broadway shows these days, one gets the feeling from "The Addams Family" that artistic inspiration pretty much ended with the pitch meeting.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 9 Apr 2010 | 12:25 am "Polar Bears" a grim look at bipolar disorder (Reuters)Reuters - British writer Mark Haddon, whose 2003 novel "The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night-Time" told of a boy with Asperger syndrome, turns his attention to a young woman with bipolar disorder for his first play, "Polar Bears," with mixed success.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 9 Apr 2010 | 12:24 am Victorian comedy "London Assurance" hits mark (Reuters)Reuters - First produced on the West End stage in 1841, Dublin-born playwright Dion Boucicault's hilarious farce "London Assurance" is given its full measure in an uproarious production at the National Theater.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 9 Apr 2010 | 12:23 am Industry Roundup: Diane Lane Joins An American Family Modern Family: Diane Lane has signed on to star in HBO's Cinema Verite, a dramatized look behind the 1973 documentary An American Family. Originally airing on PBS, the documentary, which was like the Jon and Kate of the 70s, showed a family frankly dealing with divorce and sexuality. Lane will play Pat Loud, the family's matriarch, who asks her husband for a divorce on camera. Sounds super uncomfortable! [Live Feed/HR] Big Momma's Big House: Faizon Love, Emily Rios, Portia Doubleday and Michelle Ang have all joined the cast of the third installment of Big Momma's House. Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son will center on Big Momma and his son (Brandon T. Jackson) going undercover in an all-girls school. Love is set to play a security guard with a crush on Big Momma, while the other three will play students. Martin Lawrence, for his part, will make this face. [HR] Dig Her Out: Sleater-Kinney's Corin Tucker has confirmed that she will release a solo album on Kill Rock Stars in October. Tucker is currently holed up in Portland recording the album, which she calls "more of a middle-aged mom record." We find this a little hard to believe, since middle-aged moms don't usually rock this hard. [Pitchfork] Oh My Tosh: Even before the premiere of the second season of Tosh.0, the show has been picked up for a third season. Comedy Central announced yesterday that there will be at least 29 more episodes of Daniel Tosh telling jokes in front of a green screen, in addition to the 25-show second season. We just hope he doesn't run out of people for web redemptions. [HR] Ex-Files: Hilary Winston, a co-executive producer of Community, has sold the film rights to her upcoming book My Ex-Boyfriend Wrote a Book About Me. The book and the movie are about Winston's discovery that he ex-boyfriend wrote a novel in which she was represented by the "fat-assed girlfriend" character. Her book, which is non-fiction, will not be nearly as kind. [HR] Read more posts by Adam K. Raymond Filed Under: the industry, an american family, big momma's house, cinema verite, comedy central, corin tucker, daniel tosh, diane lane, emily ross, faizon love, hbo, hilary winston, martin lawrence, michelle ang, movies, music, my ex-boyfriend wrote a book about me, pbs, portia doubleday, sleater-kinney, tosh.0
Source: Vulture | 9 Apr 2010 | 12:00 am Sex Pistols manager Malcolm McLaren dies at 64 - San Francisco Chronicle
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 8 Apr 2010 | 11:56 pm Mexican official: Mel Gibson to donate sets from movie filmed in Veracruz to future museumVERACRUZ, Mexico - The governor of the Mexican Gulf coast state of Veracruz says Mel Gibson will donate sets from the movie he's currently filming to a future museum. Gov. Fidel...Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 8 Apr 2010 | 11:19 pm 'Pimp My Ride,' ex-'Survivor' producer's wife dead in Cancun; husband detained as suspectMEXICO CITY - "Pimp My Ride" and former "Survivor" producer Bruce Beresford-Redman was detained Thursday as a suspect in his wife's death days after reporting her missing in the resort...Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 8 Apr 2010 | 11:12 pm Survivor Insider: You're Going to Get What You Deserve Stupid Villains!
Tonight's episode opens with the bewildered buffoons' walk of shame around camp after voting out "super all-star" Boston Rob, their greatest (or only?)...
Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 8 Apr 2010 | 10:45 pm John Hodgman Teaches Keith Olbermann About Twitter Up until last night, Keith Olbermann was a Twitter-hater (he even named the website the "Worst Person in the World" one time). But then, with two minutes left in his show, Olbermann overcame his disdain for the site and sent his first Tweet out to the world. True to form, it was overwritten and overwrought: I give up. I was wrong. Young and foolish. Now my twitter-cot belongs to the ages. Behold: I tweet.
Read more posts by Adam K. Raymond Filed Under: cable news news, cable news, john hodgman, keith olbermann, msnbc
Source: Daily Intel | 8 Apr 2010 | 10:30 pm Networks Steal Another Party Down Cast Member Not long ago, we lamented the exodus of actors away from the fantastic Starz comedy Party Down and toward network TV. Tonight there's news of yet another. Lizzy Caplan, who plays a struggling comedian on the show, has been cast in the CBS pilot True Love. To make matters worse, the limited description of the show provided by The Hollywood Reporter makes it sound atrocious: "Love is an ensemble comedy about four New York friends — Henry (Jason Biggs), Kate (Minka Kelly), Larry (Tyler Labine) and Connie (Caplan) — looking for love." Blah. [HR] Read more posts by Adam K. Raymond Filed Under: thievery, cbs, lizzy caplan, party down, starz, true love
Source: Vulture | 8 Apr 2010 | 10:30 pm Marty Markowitz Wants an 'Apple Store to Grow in Brooklyn' Brooklyn Borough President Marty Markowitz loves him some Brooklyn, but he doesn't love the borough's lack of an Apple Store. Who wants to go all the way to Manhattan just to spend $1,500 on an iMac? Not Marty Markowitz. So in order to rectify this problem, Markowitz has made this video, which he hopes will convince Steve Jobs to bring an Apple store to Brooklyn. Markowitz's pitch is two-fold. There's the part where he says Brooklyn is the creative and cultural hub of the world with "Mac-lovers everywhere—from Williamsburg’s indie musicians and the poets of Fort Greene to the artists and tech startups of DUMBO and the more than 30,000 visitors who attend our internationally renowned Brooklyn Book Festival." Then there's his better argument: "My God, even Staten Island has an Apple Store!" Marty Markowitz Uses iPad To Beg For Brooklyn Apple Store [Gothamist] Read more posts by Adam K. Raymond Filed Under: desperate pleas, apple, brooklyn, marty markowitz, steve jobs
Source: Daily Intel | 8 Apr 2010 | 9:45 pm Oprah Winfrey plans nighttime show on her network (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 8 Apr 2010 | 9:32 pm Mel Gibson to donate movie sets to Mexican museum (AP)AP - The governor of the Mexican Gulf coast state of Veracruz says Mel Gibson will donate sets from the movie he's currently filming to a future museum.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 8 Apr 2010 | 9:16 pm Release of Jim Carrey's Gay Prison Comedy Delayed Indefinitely I Love You, Phillip Morris, the Jim Carrey-Ewan McGregor gay prison comedy that's been floating around for what seems like forever, will float around some more as the company set to roll out the film has postponed its release indefinitely. Consolidated Pictures Group had first planned to release the film on March 26. That date was bumped back to April 30. And now April 30 has been bumped back to some undetermined date in the future. Perhaps it's too much to ask, but maybe this is what Jim Carrey needs to finally realize that he should be making funny faces or doing nothing at all. Jim Carrey's 'I Love You Phillip Morris' back on the shelf [LA Times] Read more posts by Adam K. Raymond Filed Under: delays, ewan mcgregor, i love you phillip morris, jim carrey, movies, sundance, the industry
Source: Vulture | 8 Apr 2010 | 9:15 pm 'Erotic' painting disowned by Picasso expected to have US debut in majorNEW YORK - A painting disowned by Pablo Picasso is expected to have its U.S. debut in a major exhibit of his work at New York City's Metropolitan Museum of Art, though it's unlikely to beSource: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 8 Apr 2010 | 9:01 pm Former Sex Pistols manager McLaren dead at 64Malcolm McLaren, the punk rock mogul best known as the manager of the Sex Pistols, has died after a battle with cancer, his girlfriend said. He was 64. McLaren passed away Thursday in a...Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 8 Apr 2010 | 9:00 pm First RNC Members Call For Michael Steele's Resignation Earlier this afternoon, North Carolina Republican Party Chairman Tom Fetzer became the first RNC member to call for Michael Steele to step down from his post atop the organization. Now another member has announced that she's totally with Fetzer. His fellow North Carolinian Ada Fisher, who is one of the only black members of the RNC, said, "If we are to be successful in 2010 we must go in with an agenda focused on the candidates not the RNC party chairman and the failed transparencies of his administration." At this rate, he should have a majority of the RNC trying to oust him by the end of the month. N.C. GOP chairman asks Steele to resign [Politico] Read more posts by Adam K. Raymond Filed Under: man of steele, ada fisher, michael steele, politics, rnc, tom fetzer
Source: Daily Intel | 8 Apr 2010 | 8:30 pm Vulture Exclusive: Brad Bird in Negotiations to Direct Mission: Impossible IV Insiders tell Vulture that Pixar mainstay Brad Bird (Ratatouille, The Incredibles) has overtaken the competition to direct Tom Cruise in Mission: Impossible IV, and is now in negotiations with Paramount Pictures to do the film. A source close to the deal says that the talks hinge on Bird's mammoth quote: animation projects can take three years of work, and therefore the directors get paid much more, and considering Bird's last two films both won Oscars, his normal paycheck is even bigger yet. However, shooting and posting even a big-budget, CGI live-action film takes only a year or so. (In fact, this one can't take any longer; the studio has it slated to open May 27, 2011. ) Therefore, Paramount is hoping Bird will reduce his price accordingly. Speaking of big-shot directors, executive producer J.J. Abrams, who directed M:I3, helped craft the M:I4 story. The screenplay was ultimately written by Andre Nemec and Josh Appelbaum (ABC's Life on Mars, Happy Town). We hear it involves spies. Read more posts by Claude Brodesser-Akner Filed Under: the industry, brad bird, mission: impossible iv, movies
Source: Vulture | 8 Apr 2010 | 8:10 pm Christopher Mintz-Plasse Isn't Interested in a McLovin Movie Vulture's patron saint, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, was doing some press for Kick Ass today when he destroyed the dreams of hundreds of millions of his fans across the world. Not only did he say the chances of Superbad 2 happening are minimal, but he confirmed once and for all that he never wants to do a McLovin' spinoff. We guess this makes sense (he's moved on, he's growing as an actor), but that doesn't make it hurt any less. [Cinema Blend] Read more posts by Adam K. Raymond Filed Under: bummers, christopher mintz-plasse, mclovin, movies, superbad
Source: Vulture | 8 Apr 2010 | 8:00 pm Al Gore Is Not a Fan of Obama's Offshore Drilling Plan Back in June of 2008, when Al Gore finally announced his endorsement of Barack Obama, the future president said, “When I am president I will be counting on Al Gore to help me lead the fight for a clean energy future here in the United States and around the world.” Now, nearly two years later, Obama has lost Gore's support thanks to his decision to expand offshore oil drilling. In a Tweet sent out to his 2.1 million followers yesterday, Gore pointed to a post written on the website of his Alliance for Climate Protection that criticizes Obama's decision. In the post, the Alliance's CEO Maggie Fox wrote: "We cannot simply drill our way to energy security. Americans are demanding a clean energy future that goes beyond drilling and incentives the technologies that are critical to building a 21st-century clean energy economy. What we need now is presidential leadership that drives comprehensive clean energy and climate legislation that caps harmful carbon pollution, puts America back to work, ends our reliance on foreign oil and keeps us safe."
Read more posts by Adam K. Raymond Filed Under: drill baby drill, al gore, barack obama, offshore drilling, politics
Source: Daily Intel | 8 Apr 2010 | 7:45 pm Corey Haim's Mom Nixes Public Memorial Idea Corey Haim fans are going to have to continue to mourn on their own.
The late actor's pal Corey Feldman announced today on his blog that Haim's mother, Judy, has nixed plans for...
Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 8 Apr 2010 | 7:30 pm Oscar winners hit flat note in "My Own Love Song" (Reuters)Reuters - French director Olivier Dahan earned some name recognition stateside with "La Vie en Rose," an erratic Edith Piaf biopic boosted by Marion Cotillard's Oscar-winning performance.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 8 Apr 2010 | 7:26 pm 50 Cent: Robert Pattinson Could Totally Join G-Unit In a recent interview with MTV, 50 Cent said that he's on the hunt for new people to join G-Unit. You see, his old lackeys Lloyd Banks and Tony Yayo are too busy to go on tour with him and as we all know, rappers don't travel solo. So 50 is keeping his eye out for "talent that inspires" him and someone that "complements what [he does] with their own thing." Naturally, that led him to Robert Pattinson. "He has a big enough following to be the frontline," 50 said. " Twilight ain't no joke." We're not exactly sure what Pattinson would do in G-Unit, but he seems like he'd be a killer hype man. 50 Cent Looking For New G-Unit Recruits, Including Robert Pattinson? [MTV] Read more posts by Adam K. Raymond Filed Under: bromances, 50 cent, g-unit, music, robert pattinson
Source: Vulture | 8 Apr 2010 | 7:15 pm Bloomberg: Maybe Spitzer Should Just Volunteer Publicity honcho Howard Rubenstein seems committed to getting Eliot Spitzer back into political office but Mayor Bloomberg thinks the former governor might do well to start a little slower, like with some volunteering. [NYDN] Read more posts by Adam K. Raymond Filed Under: career advice, eliot spitzer, mayor bloomberg, new york, politics
Source: Daily Intel | 8 Apr 2010 | 7:00 pm William H. Macy, Emmy Rossum to star in Showtime adaptation of British drama ShamelessLOS ANGELES - The long-running British TV drama "Shameless" is being adapted for Showtime with William H. Macy and Emmy Rossum leading the cast. The premium cable channel said ThursdaySource: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 8 Apr 2010 | 6:52 pm Jennifer Lopez solid in formulaic "Back-up Plan" (Reuters)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 8 Apr 2010 | 6:29 pm Jennifer Lopez solid in formulaic "Back-up Plan"LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - "The Back-up Plan" hopes to generate romantic comedy by reversing the normal order of things so that pregnancy comes before a couple meets.Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 8 Apr 2010 | 6:29 pm "Date Night" battles "Titans" at box officeLOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - The battle for supremacy at the North American box office this weekend amounts to the clash of a titanic 3D holdover and a new comedy for the date-movie...Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 8 Apr 2010 | 6:28 pm When You're Strange - New York Times
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:53 pm Mexican police: 'Survivor' producer detained in wife's deathThe body of the wife of an American reality TV show producer was found at a Cancun, Mexico, hotel Thursday morning, a Mexican police spokesman said.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:43 pm Sex Pistols manager McLaren dead at 64Malcolm McLaren, the London boutique owner who unleashed punk-rock pioneers the Sex Pistols on an unsuspecting world, has died of cancer at age 64, his girlfriend said Thursday.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:42 pm Afro Cuban music pioneer Graciela Perez Grillo dies at 94NEW YORK - Graciela Perez Grillo, an Afro-Cuban music pioneer who got her start playing bass and singing with the all female Orquesta Anacaona, has died, her representative said...Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:34 pm HBO's "Treme" a deep river of delights, sorrows (Reuters)Reuters - On one hand, David Simon is in the catbird seat with "Treme," his new HBO drama premiering Sunday.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:29 pm 'The Addams Family' mines macabre musical comedy (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:15 pm Christina Ricci should stay clothed in next movie (Reuters)Reuters - A stylish piece of horror-movie hokum, "After.Life" inexplicably somehow managed to attract the talents of Liam Neeson as a creepy undertaker and -- in her second recent film in which she spends most of the running time wearing little to no clothing (not that one is complaining) -- Christina Ricci as his latest victim.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:56 pm Ex-Wife Asks Court to Force NBA Star to Allow Daughter in Reality TV ShowPop Tarts has obtained an emergency legal motion Cristina Rice filed in Miami-Dade County court in Florida on Thursday to allow the girl to be filmed by Bravo while modeling in the fashion show “Colors of the Islands” honoring former President Bill Clinton in Florida on Friday night, in which proceeds will go toward helping the victims of the recent Haiti earthquake Source: FOXNews.com | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:44 pm The Other Brothers Who May Stop the Weinsteins From Getting Miramax Back Miramax Films' new owners will almost certainly be brothers — but it’s looking a tad less likely that their names will be Harvey and Bob. While the Weinsteins have made the higher bid to buy back their old studio from Disney ($600 million), it’s the $550 million cash offer from the three fully loaded Gores brothers — billionaires Alec (who owns Westwood One, America's largest radio network) and Tom (who rebuilds distressed companies and then flips them for profit) along with their merely multi-millionaire brother Sam (who owns Hollywood’s Paradigm agency) — that might be the most attractive. And insiders familiar with the bid say that the Gores are going in with a far bigger goal: They’re simultaneously bidding on the distribution company Overture Films, as well as the home-entertainment distributor Anchor Bay Entertainment, both owned by Liberty/Starz Media. If they land all three, they’ll find themselves with a fully self-sustainable entertainment enterprise. Sam Gores, who’s representing his billionaire bros, declined to comment, but analysts put the combined value of Anchor Bay and Overture — the latter of which was founded in 2007 and has a library of fourteen films that include Brooklyn’s Finest and Law Abiding Citizen (and, almost poetically, Last Chance Harvey) — at $225 million. And the Goreses’ bid underscores just how serious the three siblings are about jumping into the media business with both (or is it all six?) feet: Miramax is an enduring brand with a huge library, and it could serve as platform for a fully integrated media conglomerate that could do much more than make and distribute movies. Insiders familiar with the Goreses’ grand plan tell Vulture that the three brothers plan to vacuum up similar film libraries and create a Miramax Channel on cable, much like the beginnings of HBO. But far-reaching plans aside, sources tell us that what makes their offer more enticing than the Weinsteins’ higher bid is that it’s all cash. Tom Gores, with a net worth of $2.2 billion, and Alec Gores, with a net worth of $1.6 billion, are 147th and 220th on Forbes' list of richest Americans. That the Brothers Gores are liquid enough to simultaneously negotiate to buy a distribution company, home-entertainment venture, and a film studio is no doubt reassuring to Disney, who'd hate to see a deal unravel at the eleventh hour. Vulture hears that the Weinsteins have three partners: Supermarket magnate Ron Burkle is bankrolling half of the $600 million bid, and they’ve also recruited two capital funds, Fortress Investment Group and Colbeck Capital Management. Dealing with a group of investors only increases the odds that someone will pull out, so a surefire buyer like the Gores has to look enticing, especially when it’s a family that’s clearly planning to buy their way into Hollywood one way or another. Remember, MGM is for sale, too. Read more posts by Claude Brodesser-Akner Filed Under: the industry, bob weinstein, disney, gores brothers, harvey weinstein, miramax, movies
Source: Vulture | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:30 pm Future 'Harry Potter' ideasJ.K. Rowling celebrated Easter at the White House, reading to some kids and answering questions about the future of "Harry Potter". According to the The Washington Post, Rowling said she doesn't have explicit plans to write another "Harry Potter" tome, but she certainly hasn't ruled out the idea. "Maybe 10 years from now," she said. Eee! Even this possibility, no matter how slim, got us excited about the prospect of another book about the gang from Hogwarts. To help Rowling get started writing, we came up with some ideas for her next novel.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:27 pm 'Lost's' Desmond talks love, fear and moving sidewaysCall him what you will -- The Package, electromagnetic superhero or, simply, Desmond -- but "Lost's" dashing romantic, played by Henry Ian Cusick, seems to be the key to unlocking some of the drama's greatest mysteries.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:22 pm Palin, Gingrich Butt Heads on Being the Party of ‘No’ At her freedom rally with Minnesota Census fearmonger Michele Bachmann last night, Sarah Palin, using classic Palin syntax, said that she was fine with the GOP being labeled "the party of no." "You know, here the Republicans have been getting criticized lately with this, this mistaken concept, I guess, sort of surrounding Republicans right now that they’re the Party of No. That we’re the Party of No. And we’re saying, ‘What’s wrong with being the Party of No when you consider what it is that Obama, Pelosi and Reid are trying to do to our country? So be it!'"
"It's not enough to say no to the radical agenda of Obama, Pelosi, and Reid. Tonight's speech will explain why real leadership requires Republicans to offer a compelling vision of safety, prosperity, and freedom that stands in vivid contrast to Obama's secular, socialist, machine now running Washington."
Gingrich Wants to Change the Tone [Marc Ambinder/Atlantic] Read more posts by Dan Amira Filed Under: the party of no, 2012, newt gingrich, politics, sarah palin, southern republican leadership conference
Source: Daily Intel | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:20 pm Rapper Sam Adams Not As Good As Sam Adams the Beer, Sam Adams the Revolutionist A few weeks ago the obscure Boston rapper Sam Adams — a 22-year-old Asher Roth knockoff who is the captain of the soccer team at Trinity — got some national press when his debut EP hit No. 1 on iTunes' hip-hop digital-album charts and accusations surfaced that he had doctored the numbers by purchasing the bulk of the sales himself. Billboard debunked the charges, but it was too late: The publicity from the nontroversy — the EP sold a completely ignorable 8,000 copies and topped some random chart nobody ever brings up, for goodness sake — was just barely enough to nudge Sam Adams into the sphere of our general awareness. Now, we fear, he may be coming to yours. Why all the severity? Because the video for his single “Drive Me Crazy” was just released, and, well … Look, we truly believe we’re open-minded enough to give even rap music made by the captain of the soccer team at Trinity a fair shake, so know it is without any inherent bias that we declare this absolutely putrid. Read more posts by Amos Barshad Filed Under: right-click, driving me crazy, music, sam adams, video
Source: Vulture | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:10 pm Jesse James Is Undoing the Hard Work of the World’s Best Couturiers When stories of Jesse James's affair broke, James could be seen wandering in and out of his motorcycle shop every day wearing a pair of soiled overalls. And they weren't designer Ralph Lauren ones or couture Jean Paul Gaultier croc ones, they were from his own line of workwear that you can find at Wal-Mart, of all places. Writer Sean Macaulay pontificates at length about the implications of James's breakup overalls in the Daily Beast: Jessegate is just the latest, and I would argue inevitable, setback in the centuries-long quest to gentrify overalls.
Enough with the Overalls! [Daily Beast] Read more posts by Amy Odell Filed Under: trend ruiners, designers, jean paul gaultier, jesse james, ralph lauren, wal mart
Source: The Cut | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:10 pm Are Brad and Jen Really Hooking Up in Secret? Angie's ex-bodyguard is claiming he helped Brad steal away for liaisons with Jen Aniston. Could he really do that without a billion paps following?
—FrankFella, via the Answer...
Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:08 pm Despite Miami Detour, Jersey Shore Staying in Jersey Sorry, Jersey. You can't get rid of them that easily.
The Situation, Snooki and the rest of the Garden State's favorite beach bums haven't abandoned Seaside Heights for South...
Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:07 pm Holly Madison on Benji Madden: "He's Really an Awesome Guy, But..." Holly Madison promises she will let cameras roll on her romantic life for her new upcoming E! reality show, Holly's World.
"Absolutely!" she said earlier today from her home...
Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:06 pm Link Party: Lindsay Lohan Used to be BFFs With Future Stepmom?! • No wonder Lindsay Lohan wants to "vomit" when she thinks about her father marrying Kate Major. Back when Kate was a Star reporter, she was also Lindsay's assistant/best friend....
Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:05 pm Avril Lavigne's Boy Toys Play Nice Who says you can't have your cake and eat it too?
Certainly not Avril Lavigne, who's managed to unite both her current flame Brody Jenner and her ex-husband Deryck...
Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:04 pm Which Celeb Is Adjusting Her Rear View? It looks like this reality star is trying to adjust her underwear, but she says that's not the situation.
"My microphone fell out of my skirt while I was filming and I was...
Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:01 pm Tiger Woods Gets Booty Call at Masters Tiger Woods has been receiving all sorts of messages over the past few days as he's prepared to compete in the Masters.
He's heard the voice of his deceased father in the new...
Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:00 pm Did You See Our Cameo on High Society Last Night? On last night's High Society, Daily Intel's Mike Vilensky was caught on camera listening to character/person Devorah Rose lay out the exposition for her pretend war with Tinsley Mortimer. Vilensky wrote about the event when it happened in the real world, and we were not surprised to see that that version of events had absolutely no bearing on how the conversation was depicted on the show. Intel Chris IM'ed with Mike about his big cameo on the show that will eventually end us all:
Read more posts by Chris Rovzar and Mike Vilensky Filed Under: hellivision, devorah rose, high society, reality tv, tinsley mortimer, we should be on the tv
Source: Daily Intel | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:00 pm The Situation and David Wright Star in a Sweaty, Intimate Vitaminwater Ad"Harder, David, harder." Read more posts by Edith Zimmerman Filed Under: tv, clickables, david wright, jersey shore, mets, sports, the situation, video
Source: Vulture | 8 Apr 2010 | 3:50 pm A Post-Baby Body Will Not Stand Between Gisele and Her Hervé Gisele promoted her Ipanema shoe collection at an event in Paris today wearing a dress by Hervé Léger, which is maybe the tightest thing she could have chosen. And just four months after giving birth! The shoes are probably by Ipanema, but do you like this dress with flats or do you think a heel is a must? Read more posts by Amy Odell Filed Under: look of the day, designers, gisele, herve leger, model tracker, models, models who have given birth
Source: The Cut | 8 Apr 2010 | 3:50 pm Lindsay Lohan: Does She Ever Stay Home at Night? Even though Lindsay Lohan wants to "vomit" at the thought of her dad Michael marrying Kate Major, she's not about to let that get in the way of her signature...
Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 8 Apr 2010 | 3:45 pm Here Is a Portrait of Alan Greenspan in Chaps It's not a photograph, unfortunately (or, we guess, fortunately), but a painting, conceived of and commissioned by London-based hedge-funder Scott Walters and brought to exquisite life by portraitist Nathan James. Walters explained the heavy symbolism within to Business Insider thusly: "He is meant to look like a confused old man, unsure of where he is going, riding the bull market (the bull) all wrong," he says. "He is looking over his shoulder, not into the past but into the future..ie. he is clueless of how it should be done." The flying pigs represent hedge funds, "capitalist pigs," that are meant to "remind you of the inherent greed in our business...They are flying because they were able to navigate the markets in tumultuous times, unabated, and stuffed with cash regardless of the insanity Greenspan helped create." The bear, sitting openly and rather plumply in the grass nearby, "signifies that he can't see it coming."
"I used to work horses on a family cattle ranch in Utah, trust me, you need heavy chaps ... so I threw them on him for realism and a nod to my childhood."
The Most Amazing Alan Greenspan Painting You're Ever Going To See Is Owned By A Hedge Funder [Business Insider] Read more posts by Jessica Pressler Filed Under: great art, alan greenspan, cultural capital
Source: Daily Intel | 8 Apr 2010 | 3:30 pm The Olsens’ Elizabeth & James Label Now Offers Expensive Denim While Rock & Republic went bankrupt trying to sell $200 jeans, the Olsens are launching a collection of seventies-inspired pairs selling for $235 to $245 under their Elizabeth & James line. Called Textile, the subcollection is available for preorder on Intermix's website, and will also be available at Neiman Marcus and Bergdorf Goodman. The twins plan to expand Textile with eight more denim and corduroy styles, as well as tees, blouses, sweaters, and sweatshirts, by fall. [StyleWatch/People] Read more posts by Sharon Clott Filed Under: good things come in twins, ashley olsen, denim, elizabeth and james, mary-kate olsen, textile elizabeth and james
Source: The Cut | 8 Apr 2010 | 3:30 pm Demi Moore Half-Confesses to Plastic Surgery Demi Moore, 47, tells the new issue of British Elle she used to be so obsessed with her figure that she'd bike 35 miles before breakfast. But the actress, who previously denied much-discussed apparent Photoshopping to her W cover, now eats pasta and even popcorn and sticks to yoga and Pilates. Moore tells UK ELLE's May issue, "The irony is that when I abandoned that desire to dominate my body, it actually became the body that I'd always wanted."
Demi Moore Tells UK ELLE She Had Plastic Surgery, Was Body Obsessed [StyleList] Read more posts by Amy Odell Filed Under: beauty marks, british elle, covers, demi moore, plastic surgery
Source: The Cut | 8 Apr 2010 | 3:10 pm Tariq Ramadan: I Would Not Teach in the U.S. Now Muslim scholar Tariq Ramadan is tired of talking about being barred from the United States. In 2004, he was all packed up and ready to move from his home in Switzerland to begin a tenured teaching position at University of Notre Dame when his visa was revoked by the U.S. government under George W. Bush. The stated cause was a donation he made to a Hamas-linked charity, but at the time he made the donation, the U.S. had not officially linked the group to terror. This January, Hillary Clinton issued an order that enabled him to get a visa and return. He's back in the country for the first time since then, and in New York for one day of his whistle-stop tour. Elegant and refined in a blue pinstriped suit, the professor of Islamic Studies at the University of Oxford talked to Intel over lunch today in a Soho bistro, in the middle of a day of wall-to-wall interviews. What do you hope to do while you're here? Were you ever given a proper explanation for why your U.S. visa was revoked? Your grandfather Hassan al-Banna founded the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt. Do you recognize the Muslim Brotherhood of today — which some would characterize as separatist and violent — as the organization he started? In recent years do you feel the chasm between the Muslim world and the West growing wider? Or coming together? How can we, as you say, create a collaboration? Would you ever come back to the U.S. to teach? Tariq Ramadan will be on a panel at the Cooper Union tonight to discuss "Secularism, Islam and Democracy: Muslims in Europe and the West." Read more posts by Cary Barbor Filed Under: intel, international intrigue, tariq ramadan
Source: Daily Intel | 8 Apr 2010 | 3:00 pm The Situation and David Wright Star In Their First Gay Porn, We ThinkA friend passed along this video of super-super-hot Mets player David Wright getting “trained” by America’s favorite land mammal The Situation, who looks — shoot me — pretty good too. Fans of both Vitamin Water and Gay Pornography finally have something new to masturbate to. Now we wait for Snooki’s Clamato ad. Source: Best Week Ever | 8 Apr 2010 | 2:57 pm Oprah Winfrey's show moves to her OWN channelFour months after Oprah Winfrey's daytime talk show leaves the air in September, Winfrey will return to TV on her OWN network, her company said.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 8 Apr 2010 | 2:52 pm Abercrombie’s Sales Rose, But Not As Much As Expected Analysts had forecast a 6.6 percent rise in Abercrombie & Fitch Co.'s same-store sales for the month of March. They only rose 5 percent. It's a little embarrassing, but a lot less embarrassing than other things they've been in the news for this year. [Street] Read more posts by Amy Odell Filed Under: this store may be screwed, abercrombie and fitch
Source: The Cut | 8 Apr 2010 | 2:50 pm Did Jay Leno Kill Malcolm McLaren?Sex Pistols manager and music industry mainstay Malcolm McLaren has died at the age of 64. The official cause of death was mesothelioma, though personally, I’m pinning some of the blame on this: Source: Best Week Ever | 8 Apr 2010 | 2:40 pm Nation Does Not Think Biden’s Outburst Was a Big F—ing Deal When Joe Biden dropped the F-bomb a few weeks ago, it was more hilarious than insulting. This is, after all, Joe Biden we're talking about. When he does things like that, you can't help but shake your head, chuckle, and say something like, "Aw, Joe!" And then maybe buy a commemorative T-shirt. So confirms a Fox News poll showing 57 percent of registered voters did not find the incident offensive, compared to 37 percent — including this nerd — who did. The latter number kind of makes sense, actually: It's pretty close to the 35 percent who, in a 2006 AP-Ipsos poll, claimed they never, ever use "fuck" or its many versatile derivatives in conversation. Everyone else seems to figure that if it's good enough for them, it's good enough for Biden. Doesn't mean they'd necessarily use it on live television at a signing ceremony with the president, of course. Fox News Polls Biden’s “F-Bomb,” Gets Wrong Answer [Plum Line] Read more posts by Dan Amira Filed Under: joetorious, barack obama, big fucking deal, joe biden
Source: Daily Intel | 8 Apr 2010 | 2:30 pm Pixels: A Gripping Documentary On 8-Bit Video Game TerrorismI hesitate to introduce a video with the vague declaration “This is amazing,” cause it doesn’t really grab your attention and force you to watch it, but in the case of this video, “Pixels”, I am forcing you to watch it, and I am going to just say “This is amazing,” because it’s amazing: (via Gorillamask) Source: Best Week Ever | 8 Apr 2010 | 2:22 pm Condé Nast Stole Elle’s Publisher for Food Titles Tom Florio. Carol Smith headed publishing at Elle as the senior vice-president and chief brand officer of Elle Group for the past eight years. However, Condé Nast just stole her away from Hachette Filipacchi Media for a newly created position that reports to Tom Florio. Last year Florio was promoted from publisher of just the magazines that fall under Vogue's purvey (Vogue, Teen Vogue, and Men's Vogue) to also overseeing Condé Nast Traveler and Bon Appétit. Under Florio, Smith will serve as vice-president and publishing director of Bon Appétit and the Gourmet brand. Some wonder if Florio hired Smith simply to squash his competition. As Vogue's greatest competitor, Elle reeled in 2,082 ad pages last year compared to Vogue's 1,988 pages (though this doesn't necessarily mean Elle made more money on those pages). Insiders tell WWD that Florio was overheard saying of Smith's appointment, "The best offense is a good defense." During Smith's tenure at Elle, where her name appeared above Robbie Myers's on the masthead, the magazine sponsored Bravo's Project Runway, and later aligned itself with MTV's The City, making it the No. 1 fashion magazine as far as extracurricular reality-television projects go. (Isn't it funny how no one mentions Stylista in connection to Elle anymore? It's like a bad dream the industry mostly seems to have forgotten.) Florio wants Smith to help him "build a significant food group" and tap into the category's television potential. He told WWD, "Carol is a brilliant media executive and I think when she looked at the growth potential of this food category at a time when it’s hard to find growth anywhere, she got turned on — she liked it." Smith explained her decision to jump ships a little differently: “My contract was coming up for renewal and I never saw myself going anywhere. I love Elle and thought I’d retire here, but then I had a drink with Tom. He said, ‘Could you ever see yourself doing for food what you did for fashion with Elle?’” Smith recalled. “I had never even thought about it….Then I started to think, you know, what’s the difference between food and fashion? Not much.”
Condé Nast Lures Carol Smith [WWD] Read more posts by Amy Odell Filed Under: ins and outs, bon apetit, carol smith, conde nast, elle, gourmet, hachette filipacchi, joe zee, tom florio, vogue
Source: The Cut | 8 Apr 2010 | 2:20 pm Mustache makes a comeback; Stossel never let it go (AP)
Source: Yahoo! News: Fashion News | 8 Apr 2010 | 2:00 pm Fergie Hurt by ‘Fugly’ Comments; Man Sues Barber for Slicing His Ear MAKEUP • Chunwei Liao creates paper eyelash extensions for her company Paperself. Some of the variations feature horses and peonies. [Style Bubble UK] • Shu Uemura's summer collection includes a silver glitter pressed powder and a multicolor face compact. Don't forget that products are available online. [Temptalia] HAIR • Hairstylist Orlando Pita released detailed step-by-step directions on how to master a fishtail braid, like the ones we saw at Doo.Ri's fall 2010 show. [Beauty Counter/Style.com] • If you don't want premature graying, don't smoke, because it speeds up the process. [BellaSugar] FRAGRANCE • Givenchy released behind-the-scenes footage of Magdalena Frackowiak posing for the Givenchy Eau Demoiselle fragrance campaign. [Now Smell This] Filed Under: beauty marks, aaron horowitz, beauty, chunwei liao, dingy deleon, dramatics nyc, fergie, fragrance, givenchy, hair, Magdalena frackowiak, makeup, paperself, shu uemura, stefano canturi
Source: The Cut | 8 Apr 2010 | 1:45 pm Plane Drags Message to Tiger Woods on a Banner Over Masters TournamentTiger Woods could not escape a joke flying at a couple thousand feet above The Masters. Source: FOXNews.com | 8 Apr 2010 | 1:25 pm 15 Titles Lazier Than “Twist Of Kate”
Here’s 15 worse (or better) title suggestions for Kate’s show — feel free to leave your own in the comments: 1. Kate Mile 2. MasturKater 3. Behind The Kate Ball 4. CheckKate 5. G’day Kate! 6. Kate And Barrel (Of Kids) 7. Right Here Kating 8. Kate Men Out 9. Clean SlKate 10. Kate And A Half 11. DefeKate 12. Darth Kater 13. Kateline: To Catch A Predator 14. Kate-th Hill 15. Gosselinip Girl Others? Cringe away in the comments. Source: Best Week Ever | 8 Apr 2010 | 1:23 pm Did American Idol's Judges Save the Right Guy? - People Magazine
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 8 Apr 2010 | 1:18 pm Former Sex Pistols Agent Malcolm McLaren DiesMcLaren had been suffering from cancer for some time and died Thursday. Source: FOXNews.com | 8 Apr 2010 | 1:11 pm Michelle Obama Wore a $60 Talbots Blouse For a town-hall meeting about childhood obesity at the White House yesterday, the First Lady wore a white floral L'Wren Scott cardigan layered over a blouse from Talbots that is currently on sale for $59.99. She paired it with a printed full skirt and patent flats. See the full look in the Michelle Obama Look Book. Read more posts by Sharon Clott Filed Under: mobama watch, l'wren scott, michelle obama, talbots
Source: The Cut | 8 Apr 2010 | 1:10 pm Lin Yu-chun has become an overnight Internet sensationTaiwanese shop worker Lin Yu-chun, seen here in his own handout photo and who has been dubbed Little Fatty, told of his shock Thursday at becoming a Susan Boyle-like overnight Internet sensation after...Source: RSS feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 8 Apr 2010 | 12:49 pm South African musician Vusi MahlaselaSouth African musician Vusi Mahlasela, seen here in 2009, is one of two South African acts who will perform in the World Cup kick-off concert. FIFA told the South African musicians who are demanding to...Source: RSS feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 8 Apr 2010 | 12:44 pm ANTM Recap: André Leon Talley Has a Cane and He Knows How to Use It Last night on America's Next Top Model, André Leon Talley brought a cane to the judging. Why? So he could brandish it at bad models, that's why! Not only did André brandish his fabulous new accessory at the bad model contestants, he also directed its wrath at Tyra Banks, who didn't know the French words for "doll" and "bad doll" (or "dreck doll," as Talley prefers to say these days). The challenge involved the girls looking fake and posing on Canal Street, making for such a clever tie-in to the counterfeit-goods industry. Too bad The City already did a Canal Street episode. See Talley's cane in action in this week's montage of his best moments from last night's show. Read more posts by Amy Odell and Jonah Green Filed Under: americas next top model, andre leon talley, overnights, tv, tyra banks, video
Source: The Cut | 8 Apr 2010 | 12:40 pm Price is Right Lesson #1: Never Take the MoneyHaving been an avid fan of The Price is Right for many, many, many years (every year I’ve been breathing), there are a few rules of thumb I’ve picked up along the way. Always put your Plinko chips in the middle. Bid conservatively. And when they offer you a small sum of money instead of a car, never, ever agree to it. This rule has never been better exemplified than on this morning’s episode. Meet Corey. Corey is super handsome. Corey has always been a really lucky guy. But Corey decided not to test fate when playing The Bee Game for the chance at winning a PT Cruiser (the preferred vehicle of out of work London taxi drivers everywhere). So instead of seeing if he’d be driving away in novelty car bliss, he did the “right” thing and took the cash. And then… this happened: So there you have it, readers. Don’t be a p*ssy. Always, always go for the car. In other news, my crush on Corey was still pretty real — after all, now the guy was $1,800 richer after taxes — that is until Drew asked him who he wanted to say hello to by the Big Wheel: Someone, please CafePress me a t-shirt that says “I Wanna Say Hi To My Lord and Savior Jesus Christ and Kenny.” Kenny, if you’re out there, Skype us ASAP. Source: Best Week Ever | 8 Apr 2010 | 12:39 pm Shania Twain lands her own TV showFirst came heartbreak, then a second chance at love. Next up for country superstar Shania Twain? Her own TV series.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 8 Apr 2010 | 12:13 pm See the Look Book for Lindsay Lohan’s Expanded 6126 Line Lindsay Lohan's line of leggings will expand this fall to include actual clothing, such as dresses and jackets, and alleged clothing, such as sparkly booty shorts with attached suspenders. An extended look at the book reveals stuff that looks perfectly suited to Lohan. Although the over-the-knee boots feel a little dated, at least they're not a style that would lead to thigh spillage. But most designers got over that tarty stuff for fall 2010. See more at In Style. [In Style] Read more posts by Amy Odell Filed Under: first looks, 6126, lindsay lohan, the celebrification of fashion, the curse of lohan
Source: The Cut | 8 Apr 2010 | 12:05 pm More Stars Without MakeupSome celebs look great without the paint! Some, well, er, um, yeah... Source: FOXNews.com | 8 Apr 2010 | 11:51 am Nancy Kerrigan's Brother Indicted for Manslaughter in Death of FatherMembers of the close-knit Kerrigan family have insisted they do not blame Mark Kerrigan. Source: FOXNews.com | 8 Apr 2010 | 11:33 am 'Survivor' Producer 'Suspected' in Wife's Death in MexicoThe high-powered producer and his wife were seen arguing by a hotel guest Sunday before she disappeared the next day. Source: FOXNews.com | 8 Apr 2010 | 11:03 am Kate Gosselin returns to TLC with new showKate Gosselin's life includes raising eight young children, battling their father for custody, competing on "Dancing with the Stars" and being stalked by paparazzi.Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 8 Apr 2010 | 11:01 am AD WHIZARDS: This Baby Will Pee On Your FaceIt’s Baby Peeface, the first doll that pees on your face! All the time! Imagine all the fun of a regular nonpeeing doll, but with a penis that rears itself back and lets piss fly all over your face! Isn’t that a thing you want to have happen? Then open wide! Your wallet, I mean! Open your wallet wide and take out the money to purchase this peeing doll. Source: Best Week Ever | 8 Apr 2010 | 10:56 am Fat Elvis Impersonator Can’t Believe He Dated Mischa Barton
By now, you’ve seen the photos of Mischa donning a pair of high-waisted (high/wasted) yellow jeans. Flattering they weren’t. But you know, in a way it’s refreshing to see a celebrity who isn’t put together by a stylist. What would this world be like without our share of hot messes? Yes, we can all agree these pants/that shirt were not a great idea. But the LAST PERSON ON EARTH who should have any opinion about what other people look like is Brandon Davis. And yet, his Twitter:
As my internet friend Claire Zulkey points out, “@BrandonDavis14 Hey d*ckhead. Get it right. It’s ‘heifer.’” Sssssnap! Can someone please fill me in on who raised this guy? Because two people who could produce the most worthless people on the planet — Brandon and his brother Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis, the posterchild for overweight sweaty privileged cokeheads — should either be shot or immediately cast on Dancing with the Stars. Brandon, do you even have any idea how worthless you are? Or is because you know exactly how worthless you are that you act in the way you do? As far as Mischa is concerned, don’t worry girl. You might be completely out of your mind, but we’re on your side. And just because you’re still the same nutcase we fell in love with years ago, here’s a GIF to keep handy when you’re feeling down:
Source: Best Week Ever | 8 Apr 2010 | 10:38 am I Fear For The Day The Situation’s Abs Become The Slightest Bit ImperfectI pre-emptively sympathize with The Situation from Jersey Shore for the one day in the future when some paparazzo snaps a photo of him shirtless with his abs looking the slightest bit imperfect. It may not happen for many years. It may not happen for many decades — he may well be floating around shirtless coming out of our televisions on Jersey Shore In Space IMAX 3-D Brought To You By Future Justin Bieber Company in the year 20XX with his abs still looking amazing. But eventually, TMZ or some post-apocalyptic TMZ Gossip Cyborg is gonna snap a photo of his abs the moment they become in any way flabby (probably in his 90s) and post it all over the space internet with space headlines like “The Situation Is That The Situation Has Let Himself Go!!!” and the pics will go space-viral and our Martian Overlords will all have a good laugh levitating around their office Gleepxnorff coolers. They will then discuss last night’s episode of Seinfeld 2. Who can handle that kind of ab-pressure? For now, THISSSSS GUYYYYYYY:
Source: Best Week Ever | 8 Apr 2010 | 10:18 am Hot List: Hollywood's Top Tech TemptressesThe 10 sexiest actresses to play tech-savvy characters onscreen. Source: FOXNews.com | 8 Apr 2010 | 9:50 am The Lovely and Talented FergieFergie gets up close and personal in the new issue of Elle magazine. Source: FOXNews.com | 8 Apr 2010 | 9:23 am Why Sandra Bullock Broke Her Silence Over Sex Tape - ABC News
Source: Entertainment - Google News | 8 Apr 2010 | 9:03 am VIDEO: The Nike Tiger Woods Scandal CommercialVoice of Tiger’s dead father asking him if he learned anything? Who wants some Nike products? I want some Nike products! I want so many Nike products! Source: Best Week Ever | 8 Apr 2010 | 8:56 am Exclusive: Mindy McCready and Porn Distributor's Fight Over 'Sex Tape' IntensifiesPop Tarts has exclusively obtained a letter send to Vivid from Mindy McCready's lawyer. Source: FOXNews.com | 8 Apr 2010 | 7:07 am Promo package turns 'Iron Man 2' into goldFront Page: First film's commercial partners, and many more, are back -- Iron Man, and his billionaire alter ego Tony Stark, is turning into the new James Bond for marketers.
Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:30 am Ford mulls role in 'Cowboys and Aliens'Front Page: Favreau directs DreamWorks pic -- Director Jon Favreau disclosed Wednesday that Harrison Ford is in talks to jump into the saddle for DreamWorks Studios' tentpole "Cowboys and Aliens."
Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:30 am Universal signs up for more EnglishFront Page: Atkinson returns for Working Title sequels -- Universal Pictures is bringing back bumbling British spy Johnny English for a follow-up assignment.
Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:30 am Pols, studio take aim a film futures tradingFront Page: Exchanges pushed back by lawmakers -- The creators of the exchanges are pushing back.
Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:30 am Mouse mulls Miramax bidsFront Page: Weinsteins offer $600 million; Gores $550 million -- Disney may not have received the $700 million offer it was looking for to unload Miramax Films, but the bidding has come pretty close to that pricetag.
Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:30 am Showtime uncorks ensemble dramaFront Page: Macy to star as alcoholic dad in series -- Showtime is feeling "Shameless."
Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:30 am Russia remakes 20th TV hitsFront Page: 'How I Met Your Mother' is latest show to travel -- Gather 'round, kids, and I'll tell you the story of "How I Met Your Russian Mother."
Source: Variety.com - Front Page | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:30 am An honest view of Anne Frank (Reuters)Reuters - The emotional tug of "The Diary of Anne Frank," and especially this new version of it airing Sunday on PBS' "Masterpiece Classic," derives more from Anne's observations about herself and those around her than on her desperate circumstances.Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 8 Apr 2010 | 5:04 am Capsule reviews: 'Date Night' and others (AP)AP - Capsule reviews of films opening this week:Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 8 Apr 2010 | 4:49 am
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