'I do not do roles that emasculate black men' - Chicago Sun-Times


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'I do not do roles that emasculate black men'
Chicago Sun-Times
Nate Parker has made up his own rules when it comes to choosing film roles. The young African-American actor insists, “I will not do roles that emasculate black men, and the film must give me a platform to speak on. ...
A Town Torn Asunder by Racial Killing in '70New York Times
Bonded by bloodDenton Record Chronicle
Ricky Schroder plays a man of God in new filmABC12.com
Gaston Gazette -San Francisco Chronicle -Los Angeles Times
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 21 Feb 2010 | 3:02 am

Golf world still waits on Woods (AFP)

Tiger Woods ' remarks were also directed at a global television audience as he extended his apology beyond his family and friends to his legions of fans, other golfers, corporate partners -- all those who have a stake in the billionaire athlete as a global brand.(AFP/Getty Images/Sam Greenwood)AFP - The golf world will have to make do without Tiger Woods a while longer.



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 21 Feb 2010 | 1:32 am

Vegas hotel unveils Elvis extravaganza (AP)

In this photo provided by the Las Vegas News Bureau, Priscilla Presley walks the 'Blue Carpet' at the world premiere of Viva Elvis, the newest show by Cirque du Soleil on the Las Vegas Strip, at Aria Resort & Casino in City Center, in Las Vegas Friday Feb. 19, 2010. (AP Photo/Las Vegas News Bureau, Glenn Pinkerton)AP - Three decades after Elvis Presley took his last bow on the Las Vegas Strip, where he once reigned as king, the magicians of Cirque du Soleil have tried to summon back the power of this supreme entertainer in a show titled, "Viva Elvis."



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment Reviews | 20 Feb 2010 | 11:30 pm

Vegas hotel unveils Elvis extravaganza (AP)

In this photo provided by the Las Vegas News Bureau, Priscilla Presley walks the 'Blue Carpet' at the world premiere of Viva Elvis, the newest show by Cirque du Soleil on the Las Vegas Strip, at Aria Resort & Casino in City Center, in Las Vegas Friday Feb. 19, 2010. (AP Photo/Las Vegas News Bureau, Glenn Pinkerton)AP - Three decades after Elvis Presley took his last bow on the Las Vegas Strip, where he once reigned as king, the magicians of Cirque du Soleil have tried to summon back the power of this supreme entertainer in a show titled, "Viva Elvis."



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 Feb 2010 | 11:30 pm

Vegas hotel unveils Elvis extravaganza (AP)

In this photo provided by the Las Vegas News Bureau, Priscilla Presley walks the 'Blue Carpet' at the world premiere of Viva Elvis, the newest show by Cirque du Soleil on the Las Vegas Strip, at Aria Resort & Casino in City Center, in Las Vegas Friday Feb. 19, 2010. (AP Photo/Las Vegas News Bureau, Glenn Pinkerton)AP - Three decades after Elvis Presley took his last bow on the Las Vegas Strip, where he once reigned as king, the magicians of Cirque du Soleil have tried to summon back the power of this supreme entertainer in a show titled, "Viva Elvis."



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 Feb 2010 | 11:30 pm

'Hurt Locker' wins pre-Oscars indicator

Iraq war drama "The Hurt Locker" enhanced its status as front-runner for next month's Oscars here Saturday after scooping a top prize at the Writers Guild of America (WGA) Awards. The...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 20 Feb 2010 | 11:17 pm

Zee Aflam Honors the Superstar Shahrukh Khan with the "Most Popular Actor Award 2010"


Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 20 Feb 2010 | 11:00 pm

'Hurt Locker,' Up in the Air,' win WGA top honors (AP)

AP - The war story "The Hurt Locker" and the recession tale "Up in the Air" have won top honors at the Writers Guild of America Awards.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:59 pm

'Hurt Locker,' Up in the Air,' win WGA top honors (AP)

AP - The war story "The Hurt Locker" and the recession tale "Up in the Air" have won top honors at the Writers Guild of America Awards.
Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:59 pm

Beck wants GOP to fess up like Tiger Woods

Glenn Beck says it's still morning in America: a head-pounding, hangover morning. The conservative commentator drew cheers from conservative activists Saturday night in a speech that...
Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:55 pm

Beck wants GOP to fess up like Tiger Woods (AP)

T.V. host Glenn Beck addresses the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC)  in Washington on Saturday Feb. 20, 2010.(AP Photo/Jose Luis Magana)AP - Glenn Beck says it's still morning in America: a head-pounding, hangover morning.



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:54 pm

Beck wants GOP to fess up like Tiger Woods (AP)

T.V. host Glenn Beck addresses the Conservative Political Action Conference (CPAC)  in Washington on Saturday Feb. 20, 2010.(AP Photo/Jose Luis Magana)AP - Glenn Beck says it's still morning in America: a head-pounding, hangover morning.



Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:54 pm

The Hurt Locker, Up In The Air Win Big at WGA Awards

George Clooney, Vera Farmiga, Up in the AirAvatar can't win 'em all. The Hurt Locker and Up in the Air scored the top prizes Saturday night at the Writers Guild of America Awards, setting them up as favorites in the...


And by "loosen up" I mean "make a few good cracks about."

That's it, nothing more. British BBC guy, don't you know? Jay-Z used to sell crack. In Marcy. This guy's probably had to talk his way out of situations you can't even imagine. That's all.

And maybe he did invent The Single Ladies Dance,
and maybe he did have Crazy Awesome Skype Sex With Beyonce While He's On A Jet To London and She's In Peru,
but the truth is
(A) he probably didn't and
(B) you're never going to know either way because he's just better at this than you.

So much so that he feels bad for you. Son.


BASEBALL may be our national pastime, but the age-old tradition of taking a swing at Congress is a sport with even deeper historical roots in the American experience.

Baseball = uses bats, made of wood.
Swinging at Congress = with writing instruments.
Historically rooted writing instruments that have something in common with wooden bats = pencils.

SO. Adrian was pretty close with the "mechanical pencil" thing, but we're circling around the old-school pencil thing pretty hard here, now.

Bayh continues in his deeply revealing op-ed:

Meeting America's profound challenges and reforming Congress will not be easy. Old habits die hard. Special interests are entrenched. Still, my optimism as I serve out the remainder of my final term in the Senate is undiminished. With the right reforms, members of Congress can once again embody our best selves and our highest aspirations.

Old habits = using pens.
Special interests = evil moderate Republican ink lobby.
Die Hard = movie with Bruce Willis about kicking ass.
Kicking ass of evil pen-users = necessitates pencil factory.

BOOM. SPOILER ALERT. ETC. Number One for Number Two Inc. is coming to a town near you, suckas. Evan Bayh ain't no Bic.

Except, not, because Bayh naturally spent a bunch of words and column space in the New York Times not really writing about anything, and doing this bi-partisan blathering that more and more appears to be a vague, very, very, very outwardly projecting move in an agenda that appears more and more aimed at stirring up good will amongst his constituency, for god knows what. We still don't know why Bayh quit, suffice to say he's certainly taking his time in the limelight to do a lot of explaining about nothing. That said, are we being too cynical to rule out the possibility of this career politician resigning because he sincerely wants to better the country?

Basically, no.


The latest chapter in the idiotic exploitation that occurs when parents put their freakishly sharp tots on TV comes in the form of a cheating scandal that the FCC has opened an inquiry into. Six days before it was set to premiere, Fox pulled the plug on My Little Genius, which was to be hosted by Kevin Pollak—who got terribly screwed here —and starring a bunch of smart, smart kids. Problem, though: the kids weren't smart enough and the producers maybe flipped the kids some answers. Whoops!

A parent of a contestant sent a letter into the FCC detailing some of these shenanigans:

The letter states that when the child said that he didn't know the British system of naming musical notes, he was told by the production staff member the names of four specific notes that "he needed to know," including semibreve for whole note, crotchet for quarter note and quaver for eighth note. "He told us that it was very important to know that the hemidemisemiquaver is the British name for the sixty-fourth note," the letter says.

Bus-ted. Good on the whistle-blower, but again, why put your kids on a game show to test their aptitude? Isn't this the kind of thing loaded with the potential to lead to a life of serious psychological damage?

Pop culture's given us our fair share of child geniuses put on display for us to marvel at. There was P.T. Anderson's Magnolia, in which William H. Macy plays Quiz Kid Donnie Smith in one of its 74 plotlines, who ends up getting fired from his job as a department store clerk only to get drunk and scream at the bartender he's so in love with, he got braces to match him.

Spoiler Alert: He's kinda fucked up.

There's also, of course, The Glass Children of JD Salinger's various stories, whose parents were retired vaudeville performers who had them go on a radio show called It's a Wise Child to put their genius on display. From a 2001 essay on Salinger by Janet Malcom in The New York Review of Books:

Salinger understood the offensiveness of his creations perfectly well. "Zooey"'s narrator, Buddy Glass, wryly cites the view of some of the listeners to the quiz show It's a Wise Child, on which all the Glass children had appeared in turn, "that the Glasses were a bunch of insufferably 'superior' little bastards that should have been drowned or gassed at birth."

Long story short, we're all probably better off that this show got canceled and that Kevin Pollak is yet again out of a job, however undeservingly. A kid who grows up well-balanced is, in all actuality, far more fascinating and worth staring at than one who has freak skills, but we all know which one sells. We should just kind of stop it and let kids be kids and let smart kids be smart kids and the other ones whatever they are. That's all. The other ones are probably better off, anyway.

[For the record: I am a Kevin Pollack fan. And it is a shitty break that his show got canceled.]



Ann Coulter's stand-up routine at CPAC this morning was full of zingers directed at just about every prominent member of the Democratic Party. No one was safe from her barbs. Not President Obama (he's fiscally irresponsible!), not Joe Biden (he doesn't wear pants!), not Ted Kennedy (he's a drunk!), not Jimmy Carter (he's out of touch!), not Nancy Pelosi (she's had Botox!), not Harry Reid (he's anonymous!), not Keith Olbermann (he's a girl!), not Anderson Cooper (he's gay!), and especially not John Edwards (he has a sex tape! he cares too much about his hair!). Ann Coulter, the sensationalist political commentator, is now officially Ann Coulter, the hacky stand-up comedian. Her HBO special should follow shortly.

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5. Stop grocery shopping. Grocery shopping in this town is the goddamn worst. Whole Foods is essentially the sixth circle of the Inferno. The Park Slope Co-Op is basically an oppressive Communist hierarchy of people who will make you feel bad for eating everything but AssOats and Dayboat Bananas and Dirt-Strewn Organic Free-Trade Hormone-Free Tomatillos. Trader Joe's teases you with really great looking food that's cheap but as it turns out mostly tastes like shit. Also, more lines. Gristedes or Grosstedes or whatever you call it, it's an exercise in the restraint of your gag reflex, because they all smell like someone just barfed an entire bender of Pineapple Rum all over the front door. Same with Key Foods, because they're basically the same, but Key Foods is just out of reach of where you live, making schlepping your groceries a giant pain in the ass. And Fresh Direct is cool if you enjoy the routine of having to break down the 40 cardboard boxes that were required to deliver you a bottle of seltzer and a T-Bone you're not going to cook anyway. Just eat out. All the time. For every meal. Life will get better.

3. Avoid our sports teams.Ivins actually expressed his hatred for the Yankees in writing. Hating the Yankees is no reason to go postal, because everyone else in America hates the Yankees without freaking the fuck out, no? That said, New York's sports teams are the absolute worst. The Mets are patently depressing. The Yankees have the highest payroll in baseball, finally win their first championship in ten years, and then let their MVP get snapped up by the Angels. Also, they're owned by the Steinbrenners, who are assholes. Also, A-Rod thinks he's a centaur. The Knicks aren't going to not suck for another five years, at least, and also, they're owned by Jimmy Dolan, who's an asshole. Our hockey teams might be good but nobody really cares about hockey enough to know if this is true or not. The Jets and the Giants are kinda okay but you have to go to New Jersey to see them play, but nobody wants a stadium in Manhattan, with good reason. But also, Jets fans are total goons. You're probably just better foregoing professional sports altogether in this town.

2. Sell out. This is a pretty decent place to live no matter what, because everything's pretty neat and we have some pretty neat stuff, but you know what makes New York even better? Money. Lots of money. Money is awesome in this town. You know what's cool? An apartment that's kinda close to Manhattan that isn't a shoebox and doesn't try to routinely kill you via electric fire or rodents serving as inspirations for supporting roles in Korean monster movies. You know what's cooler? A townhouse in the West Village that's so whimsical if you look at it too long your face will collapse. Hate the press? Just buy a newspaper; they're basically all for sale right now on the cheap, anyway. Money solves lots of problems, and it solves a lot more problems in New York than anywhere else, because this city is basically nothing but problems.

1. Fuckoff. If you hate it so much here, why don't you just move? Move to Berlin! Lots of ex-pats still think Berlin is great. Or find the next Berlin! Or go to LA! Or Jersey! You can find yourself somewhere. But the last thing New Yorkers need are people who constantly complain about how much this city sucks. Because we have enough shit to deal with, thanks.


We've been skeptical of Our Little Genius, Fox's kid quiz show, since it was first announced. So maybe we shouldn't be so surprised that the FCC has opened an investigation into whether producers of the show gave contestants answers to some questions before taping episodes last year. The investigation stems from a letter sent to the commission from a parent whose child was recruited for the show. The letter says in the days leading up to the taping, a producer reviewed a list of potential topics with the child and provided answers to several questions the child didn't know.

The show's first episode was pulled less than a week before it was supposed to premiere because creator Mark Burnett said there was "an issue with how some information was relayed to contestants." That information seems to be the answers.

But with questions like these, you can't blame them for giving kids the answers.

For example, the letter states that when the child said that he didn’t know the British system of naming musical notes, he was told by the production staff member the names of four specific notes that “he needed to know,” including semibreve for whole note, crotchet for quarter note and quaver for eighth note. “He told us that it was very important to know that the hemidemisemiquaver is the British name for the sixty-fourth note,” the letter says.


F.C.C. Opens an Inquiry for a Game Show on Fox
[NYT]

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Source: Vulture | 20 Feb 2010 | 1:45 pm

Roman Polanski Wins Best Director Award at Berlin International Film Festival


Roman Polanski may not have been in attendance at the Berlin International Film Festival, but that didn't stop him from winning the Best Director award for his film The Ghost Writer. The Hollywood Reporter seems to think the award, which was given by a panel led by Werner Herzog, was less about the film than "a signal of solidarity with the director." Holed up in his Swiss chalet, Polanski sent a statement through one of his producers: "Even if I could come, I wouldn't," Polanski said. "Because the last time I went to a festival to accept an award, I ended up in jail." [HR]

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Filed Under: roman polanski, berlin international film festival, kudos, movies, the ghost writer



Source: Vulture | 20 Feb 2010 | 1:15 pm

Former Secretary of State Alexander Haig Dies at 85


Former secretary of State under Ronald Reagan and White House chief of staff under Richard Nixon Alexander Haig died today at the age of 85 following complications from an infection. Haig, who was a four-star general before entering politics, may be best remembered for declaring himself president following an assassination attempt on President Reagan. [NYT]

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Filed Under: obits, alexander haig, politics, richard nixon, ronald reagan



In the event that you can't understand why a cartoon on Fox would be embroiled in a highly quotable media brouhaha with a former vice-presidential candidate, all you have to know is that it's Family Guy and Sarah Palin. But if you need more background, basically: Family Guy airs episode starring character with Down's Syndrome voiced by actress with Down's Syndrome. Vague allusion/"joke" is made about Sarah Palin as character with Down's Syndrome notes that her mother used to be the governor of Alaska, har har. Palin, who has child with Down's Syndrome, gets angry, gets on Facebook, and writes about how hurt she is, as former Vice-Presidential candidates are wont to do.

"I guess former Governor Palin does not have a sense of humor." She added that in her family, "we think laughing is good," and that she was raised by her parents "to have a sense of humor and to live a normal life." Ms. Friedman continued, "My mother did not carry me around under her arm like a loaf of French bread the way former Governor Palin carries her son Trig around looking for sympathy and votes."

Well, basically, yes. Even more astute is the observation from said advocate:

Gail Williamson, executive director of the Down Syndrome Association of Los Angeles, which, among other services, assists films and television series in casting actors with the disability, and helped Ms. Friedman get hired by "Family Guy," said it did not matter whether she thought the episode was funny. "Within ‘Family Guy,' the character was fully included, well-rounded, dynamic, not dealing with stereotypical Down syndrome issues," Ms. Williamson said. She added: "Am I a fan of that kind of humor? Eh. It's beside the point."

Also correct! The ends here aren't necessarily bad. Someone got an acting gig, and someone pushed a unarguably "good" cause (equality) forward. There are worse results, and naturally, Friedman and Williamson are happy. Palin and MacFarlane, however, come out of this looking worse for the wear.

Just for a moment, let's consider Seth MacFarlane telling the New York Times that he was proud of what he did, noting that the character's Down Syndrome being played as a secondary element was essentially the point.

Seth MacFarlane's in the TV business, and he didn't do this to advocate a cause. There's an inherent shock factor in having a character with Down's Syndrome make a joke about Sarah Palin, who has a kid with Down's Syndrome. He took an audience by the eyeballs, and exploited a willing actress with Down's Syndrome to do it. And equality, indeed: What working, career actresses trying to make a living—Down's Syndrome or not—can you think of that would turn down a gig as high profile as Family Guy? None of 'em, and this one, like the rest, was more than willing to cash a paycheck. Can't blame her.

On the other side, Sarah Palin has again and again fed into being baited by irreverent people making irreverent jokes at her family's expense. If you have a very large platform, and you say something that can even remotely be perceived as mildly controversial by Palin, it's pretty much a given that she's going to mic up and talk about this, as opposed to just writing guys like David Letterman and Seth MacFarlane off (just like the rest of the people they take on manage to do). She used the moment to step up on a platform and advocate a separate side of the same cause, but moreover, herself as a voice in "the conversation" about "the controversy."

Like clockwork:

1. Seth MacFarlane makes "controversial" episode of thing meant to entertain with Sarah Palin joke.
2. Sarah Palin joke elicits Sarah Palin reaction on internet and TV.
3. Sarah Palin reaction elicits Seth MacFarlane reaction.
5. More "controversy" yields NYT story.
6. Family Guy gets press, Sarah Palin gets soapbox, Fox gets viewers for Palin's argument on Fox News and for Family Guy's ratings, worthy cause gets talked about more. Everybody "wins." But mostly Dave Itzkoff, because he got more money than I did to write about this.

Kind of related: if Robot Chicken made this joke, it'd (A) be funnier and (B) wouldn't be a story.




Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 20 Feb 2010 | 12:27 pm

Will Arnett’s New Sitcom Sounds a Lot Like an Arrested Development Spinoff


Arrested Development alums Will Arnett and Mitch Hurwitz, who created the show, are on the verge of reuniting for a Fox sitcom that sounds suspiciously like a spinoff of the beloved show. In the untitled comedy, Arnett would play "a rich Beverly Hills jackass who falls in love with a charitable tree-hugging woman who can't stand his lifestyle or values." The only thing stopping that jackass from being Gob Bluth is a side job as an magician illusionist. We can't wait. [HR]

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Source: Vulture | 20 Feb 2010 | 11:45 am

Tim Pawlenty and Mitt Romney Show What Their 2012 Stump Speeches Will Look Like


It's not hard to imagine what a Republican presidential campaign will look like in 2012 ("Obama sux! Spending sux! Taxing sux!"). In case you wanted to stop imagining and actually see what it would look like, Mitt Romney and Minnesota Governor Tim Pawlenty offered previews of their future stump speeches at CPAC last week.

Both men showed that they will go after Obama's spending, his unwillingness to get tough with foreign governments, and his treatment of terrorism suspects. Their speeches shared many themes, but don't make the mistake of thinking these two men are the same person. If you looked hard enough, you could find differences.

Romney, for example, didn't mention gay marriage or abortion, while Pawlenty used code phrases like "the sanctity of life" and "traditional marriages" to make it clear to the base where he stands on social issues.

Okay, so they're not the same person, but they did both make a bad joke about President Obama and the Olympics.

Mr. Romney: “In case you didn’t hear the late-breaking news, the gold medal in the downhill given to American Lindsey Vonn has been stripped. It was determined that President Obama is going downhill faster than she is!”

Mr. Pawlenty: “If government spending were an Olympic sport, he would be a repeat gold medalist.”

Groans.

Conservatives Get a Look at Possible Candidates [NYT]

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Filed Under: it's never too early to start talking about 2012, cpac, gop, mitt romeny, politics, president obama, tim pawlenty



Source: Daily Intel | 20 Feb 2010 | 11:30 am

AMC digging in over Disney's plans for 'Alice in Wonderland' - Los Angeles Times


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AMC digging in over Disney's plans for 'Alice in Wonderland'
Los Angeles Times
The protest by movie theater companies against Disney's plans to accelerate the DVD release for its upcoming 3-D film "Alice in Wonderland" is rippling across the Atlantic. Disney wants to shorten the window between the movie's theatrical debut and its ...
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Source: Entertainment - Google News | 20 Feb 2010 | 11:26 am

AMC Threatens to Boycott Alice in Wonderland


Following the lead of most Dutch and a couple of British movie theaters, AMC, America's second-largest theater chain, is threatening to boycott Alice in Wonderland because of Disney's plan to shorten the film's theatrical run. Disney wants to keep Alice in theaters for twelve weeks rather than seventeen in order to capitalize on the DVD appeal of this family-friendly movie about pigs that serve as footrests. An AMC boycott would seriously harm the box-office returns for Alice, which would lose revenue from the company's more than 4,500 screens worldwide. And because of that, AMC and Disney are expected to work something out before the movie's March 5 release.


AMC digging in over Disney's plans for 'Alice in Wonderland'
[LAT]

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Filed Under: release windows, alice in wonderland, amc, disney, movies, the industry


Here's a video of Andrew Breitbart being angry at Salon.

In it, he compares ACORN to Abu Ghraib, and says he now has the ability to "strike back" and "destroy people" in retaliation to other people being destroyed, though he's not entirely clear on who he's talking about besides that time Dan Savage—Dan Savage, who made a career out of writing about why it's okay if you're into getting peed on—contracted the flu and supposedly tried to give it to Christian evangelist Gary Bauer, which yielded "controversy" because people like Breitbart and his Minions are conveniently too stupid to understand satire when they read it despite being expert sensationalists themselves. Oh, and also, James "Teabugger" O'Keefe, who convinced America he'd found something interesting about ACORN by being pretty good at entrapping others, before he got arrested for doing some more dumb, destructive shit. But let's say Breitbart is right (even though he's not) and his assumption that there are people on the left who work at Salon who wake up every morning to see who they can "destroy" is correct (which it isn't).

Breitbart is angry.
People tend to look at shitshows.
And being angry and a shitshow and a scene is obviously a pretty profitable business.

There's nothing progressive or interesting or important about what Breitbart is doing. He's not changing anything. He's not changing the way people think, he's just making angry people angrier. In fact, the angrier he is, and the more shit he breaks, the more attention he gets, and the more money he makes. That's all this is. Really. That's it. Breitbart is a sad clown who is trying to kick up dust and make a buck and here he shows how excited he is to do it. If people like Breitbart were interested in change they'd probably spend less time talking to reporters about destroying people and looking angry and more time trying to figure out how to solve the world's problems, which are complicated and require less shouting and more thinking. This is old news, but oh well. I guess I just wanted to post this video of Andrew Breitbart being his usual angry fuckface'd self to point out the fact that he has yet to come up with a better nickname for Pareene than Appletini Partyboy, which is funny because it's so patently awful and fairly representative of Breitbart's complete inability to produce anything that isn't just, you know, shit.

Also, Talking Points Memo went looking for Aspiring Conservative Rappers at CPAC, who were going to be given a chance 8 Mile style to rise up and become famous among people who, if they aren't already fortified in something they refer as The Compound, one day will be. What they found makes Will Smith look edgy:


We can't promise a longterm gig just yet, but there is something in the works to tide fans over in the meantime. Conan...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:58 am

Tiger’s Mistresses Would Like Apologies, Too


In his apology-laden press conference yesterday, Tiger Woods said he's sorry to his family, his friends, his fans, his wife, and his sponsors. But he left one group out: the ladies he cheated with. Not cool say porn star Joslyn James and Italian model Loredana Jolie Ferriolo. Both would like personal apologies and really, anything else that might help their fifteen minutes last a little longer. [NYP]

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Source: Daily Intel | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:45 am

Tiger Woods' Apology Also Sheds Light on His Buddhist Faith

Disgraced golf superstar Tiger Woods cited the role of Buddhism in his life -- and will look to it to help him recover from serial infidelity


Source: FOXNews.com | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:42 am

Is Kristen Stewart's New Movie Really That New?

Kristen StewartIn The Yellow Handkerchief, Kristen Stewart does what Kristen Stewart does best: She plays a "troubled and lonely teenager," as the plot synopsis describes it. The flick was shot...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:41 am

Sean Penn Might Go to Jail


A California court charged Sean Penn with battery and vandalism yesterday for going to town on a photographer last fall. A spokesman for the L.A. city attorney's office said Penn is being charged for kicking the photographer and breaking his camera. If convicted for the misdemeanor charges, Penn faces eighteen months in jail. This isn't Penn's first time going after the paparazzi and it wouldn't be his first time to go to jail for it, but this does seem to be the first time Penn has used his feet instead of his fists. That's progress, right? [LAT]

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Source: Vulture | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:30 am

Can Buddhism Cure Tiger Woods' Sex Addiction?

Tiger WoodsI just heard Tiger's press conference and am impressed. But how does he think Buddhism can cure his sex addiction? —ForNay, via the Answer B!tch inbox Well, he...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:17 am

Software built by Autodesk was used by studios behind "Avatar", "District 9" and "Star Trek"

No matter which captivating film wins the Oscar for visual effects at next month's Academy Awards ceremony, software savants at Autodesk will be taking a bow.
Source: RSS feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:10 am

19th century France crashes London Fashion Week (AFP)

A model presents an outfit from Italian designer Kinder Aggugini Autumn/Winter 2010 collection show on the second day of the London Fashion Week in central London, February 20. A French woman who defied Napoleon was the inspiration for Aggugini's show at London Fashion Week Saturday, as sweeping silk gowns and military-style tunics mixed with laser-sharp prints.(AFP/Ben Stansall)AFP - A French woman who defied Napoleon was the inspiration for Kinder Aggugini's show at London Fashion Week Saturday, as sweeping silk gowns and military-style tunics mixed with laser-sharp prints.



Source: Yahoo! News: Fashion News | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:03 am

Week in Review: Tiger Woods Takes Baby Steps on Long Road Back to Respectability

Tiger WoodsWhere were you when you heard Tiger Woods had crashed his own car outside his house and you went, "Hmmm, something about that doesn't sound quite right..."? No matter...



Source: E! Online (US) - Top Stories | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:01 am

Governor Paterson Wants to Be Governor for Another Four Years


In a dimly lit room on Hofstra's campus in Hempstead, New York, Governor David Paterson declared his intention to seek a full four-year term as governor and boldly predicted that he'll win. In a speech to about 300 people, Paterson explained that he would be the best person to lead New York through its economic crisis and began painting himself as the underdog:

"I wanted to come back to here to Hempstead, which is where I was taught to stand up for myself, and to believe in myself," Mr. Paterson said, "in spite of all the voices around me: You can't play sports—you're blind. You can't go to law school—you’re handicapped. You can’t go into public service—you’re disabled."

An incumbent positioning himself as the underdog may seem odd, but in this instance it's totally appropriate. Sure Paterson is the only candidate to declare his intention to run, but as soon as the better-funded and better-liked Attorney General Andrew Cuomo announces his inevitable candidacy, Paterson will have to continue reminding people of his scrappy story if he wants to stand a chance. If he doesn't want to stand a chance, he should remind them of his past two years as governor.

Paterson Declares Intention to Seek Re-election [NYT]

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Filed Under: early and often, andrew cuomo, david pateron, governor paterson, politics



Source: Daily Intel | 20 Feb 2010 | 10:00 am

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  • Adam Lambert made out with Ke$ha at a club. Now, tell me: when HumongoFace-N-Furter and Shift-4 make out in a club for people like us to look at and try to extrapolate some greater knowledge of the cosmos out of, does anything happen? Is some kind of super celebrity bacteria transferred? Do protons freak out somewhere? I'm convinced there has to be some kind of physio-chemical reaction somewhere in some other part of the universe, like a star being aborted in the second term, or something. Anyway. Pedicures on my toes, toes is a really catchy line. I wish I can explain why. [NYDN]




  • Hilary Duff is getting married to a guy from the Edmonton Oilers. He could probably kick my ass so I won't talk any shit. Mazel tov, kids. For what it's worth, you don't have my blessing without a pre-nup. It's just that I care about everyone, here. [NYDN]

  • Someone pointed out the fact that Roman Polanski's new movie is about people "confined" to a "compound" on Martha's Vineyard, and that he's currently on house arrest at a Swiss Chalet. Except the difference is that one's real and one's fake and one involves a guy who's about to be sentenced for raping a girl and the other one involves a guy who's about to be sentenced for raping a girl making money for being a movie director. So, there's that. [Page Six]

  • Audrina Patridge has an accused stalker and he was arrested. To be crazy enough to stalk someone is bad enough, to be that crazy and to know who Audrina Patridge is and have a reason to stalk her is another thing entirely. It sucks to be some people, and it really sucks to be other people. [NYDN]

  • You know what's awesome about Olympic skiier Julia Mancuso? Everything. [People]

  • Mick Jagger was doing his awesome trademark cockeyed dirtybird dance for all the cool kids at Kenmare earlier this week, which is supposed to be the new Beatrice Inn, which you don't give a shit about, and really, you shouldn't. What you should care about, though, is this: What if the cool new dance crazy became Mick Jagger's old-school peacock-on-acid routine? Is this something that would make hipsters or whatever we're calling them these days at least moderately likable to you? This world is set so far apart and it'd be nice to see some of us meet in the middle, so, you know, I'm trying to negotiate something here. You can't knock me for trying. Maybe you can, but whatever. Just do it. I don't care. [Page Six]

Another one in the bin! And yes, I'm leaving, and no, it has nothing to do with anybody else. I love this job and well, I'd deliver a more formal announcement, and maybe I will, but honestly, we've got four more days, let's just have fun and play some really great jams for my departed boss Gabriel, who basically was the man. Truly. I think it goes without saying, but the bottom of a gossip roundup that has a picture of someone representing one of the most disproportionately off living-well-to-good-for-the-universe-ratio doing some dumbass shit sitting atop it is no place or way to eulogize the tenure of someone who did some pretty great things, so we'll save the real deal for later, probably next Sunday. On that note:

Yesterday was Gabriel's last day, and Monday is Remy's first day, which means that technically (or something) I just moved up to Editor-In-Chief of this here website for the next 48 hours. SO, if you have something we can spend lots of money on, like a good story or pictures of George W. Bush sodomizing a Muppet, we'll buy it and make you rich and put it all over this here website, and I'll probably throw some CAN HAZ CHEEZEBURGER nonsense on there for good measure. But seriously, Nick already emailed me last night warning me to "keep the anarchy in the comments," and I'm not sure what that means, but you know, that's all on you guys. Does anybody remember laughter? Business as usual. One, two, you know what to do:

[Photo of Paris Hilton trying to clear out her sinuses via Getty Images]


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Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 20 Feb 2010 | 5:26 am

France buys memoirs of great lover Casanova (Reuters)

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Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 20 Feb 2010 | 3:30 am