Love and Marriage:Jessica Biel has signed on to star in and produce Fucking Engaged, which is, as you may have guessed, a raunchy comedy. She'll play one half of a couple that makes a pact to get busy everyday until their wedding. They'll continue doin' it after their wedding, just not with each other. [THR]
Romancing Keanu: Here's a romantic comedy cast we never thought we'd see: Keanu Reeves, James Caan and Vera Farmiga, in Henry's Crime. Reeves will play a man falsely accused of a Buffalo, NY bank robbery and Farmiga will play his love interest. It's disconcerting to see Keanu play a character forced to navigate the snow-covered streets of Buffalo. This man was born to surf. Someone get him a wave! [Variety]
Law and Order More Crime Shows: NBC is giving Idris Elba, the British actor who studied economics on The Wire and hated Jim on The Office, his own show! The as-yet-untitled drama will focus on a vigilante lawyer fighting against a corrupt city government. And as tough as that sounds, it won't compare to working with Dwight Schrute. [THR]
Sicko:Oliver Platt will join Laura Linney in Showtime's pilot for the dark comedy The C Word. Linney plays an upbeat housewife diagnosed with cancer while Platt will be her endearing manchild of a husband. With this show Showtime will be eight percent of the way to its goal of making a show with each letter of the alphabet. [THR]
Re-Up Chuck: NBC has ordered six more episodes of Chuck (to go along with the 13 it ordered previously) from Warner Bros. It was previously thought that Chuck and company would return in March, but now it looks like they'll be back fighting evil in January, right next to Heroes. Then Lost returns in February and you'll never leave home again. [THR]
(Reuters) Reuters - Looks like the world has missed one helluva concert. Whatever cynicism one might harbor about the Hail Mary piece of cinema "This Is It" -- which can be called the first concert rehearsal movie ever -- what this strange yet strangely beguiling film does is capture one of pop culture's great entertainers in the feverish grips of pure creativity. Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 28 Oct 2009 | 11:05 pm
Reuters - Looks like the world has missed one helluva concert. Whatever cynicism one might harbor about the Hail Mary piece of cinema "This Is It" -- which can be called the first concert rehearsal movie ever -- what this strange yet strangely beguiling film does is capture one of pop culture's great entertainers in the feverish grips of pure creativity.
Florida Rep. Alan Grayson did not heed our advice and dial it back. Instead, he cried. Already semi-famous for saying on the House floor that Republicans want Americans to "die quickly," claiming Dick Cheney has blood dripping from his teeth and calling an aide to Ben Bernanke a "K Street whore," Grayson broke down several times on the House floor Wednesday night while reading letters from constituents who've watched uninsured loved ones die. It's official, this man is the left's Glenn Beck.
Natalie Portman doesn't eat meat, but she likes salty talk.
Seriously. Watch the clip.
In an excellent switcheroo, the cheftestants are invited to cook at Tom...
According to this trailer, season eight of 24, which takes place a year-and-a-half to two years after season 7, will include a little girl, a grandpa, a family, guns, the U.N., cell phones, broken windows, big TVs, bombs, helicopters, Bluetooth ear pieces, yelling, cars flipping over, explosions and pithy one-liners. That about covers it.
(Reuters) Reuters - Movie channel Epix, owned by Paramount, Lions Gate and Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer, debuts Oct 30 boasting exclusive content like a Madonna concert special, but it has fallen short of achieving wide distribution. Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 28 Oct 2009 | 9:50 pm
Reuters - Morrissey, the former frontman of British band The Smiths, has returned to the stage after collapsing during a concert in Britain last weekend.
A federal appeals court shot down Bernie Kerik's request to get out of jail today while he awaits his trial on corruption charges. The former "top cock" was thrown into the slammer last Tuesday when a federal judge revoked his bail after finding that he leaked confidential trial documents. With the trial set to begin November 9th, Kerik will spend Halloween in jail, where the candy isn't very good. [NYDN]
This should calm the frayed nerves of all of those Hulu devotees, ourselves included, who nearly ate their computers last week when News Corp. deputy chairman Chase Carey said "[Hulu] needs to evolve to have a meaningful subscription model as part of its business.” What a relief. We're going to celebrate with an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati.
Why have the tweens suddenly turned on Miley Cyrus? There was just a survey calling her a bad influence.
—Forlu, via the Answer B!tch inbox
Like I KNOW, RIGHT? Especially...
• The critics: Sam Sifton of the Times heads to Flushing for Cantonese and bestows a star on Imperial Palace; Jay Cheshes of Time Outgives four stars to A Voce; New York's R&P rave aboutSteve Hanson's new Bill's Bar & Burger; GQ's Alan Richman very much disagrees; and the Post's cranky Steve Cuozzo finds that Agua Dulce only came through when they knew he was there. • A look around Anthony and Tom Martignetti's Brinkley's in Nolita. [GS, Eater] • Publicity houndNello Balan is being sued for, like, the 78th time. [NYP] • Meanwhile Table 8's co-owner is facing a messy criminal matter. [Eater, GS] • Eric Ripert does not think it's okay that Roberto Cavalli has a habit of ordering food from one restaurant (Mañana) while he's sitting in another (Serafina). Not that anyone has ever tried to pull that at Le Bernardin. [GS] • Jonathan Safran Foer turned poor Natalie Portman into a vegan. [HP] • Pickles are having their moment in the sun. At last! [Zagat]
The Queens Democratic Party has had enough of Hiram Monserrate. So tomorrow it will throw its support behind José Peralta, a Jackson Heights assemblyman who's planning to challenge Monserrate in the upcoming party primary.
This isn't really something that's done, a political party trying to unseat one of its own. But Queens Democratic Party leader Representative Joseph Crowley is tired of waiting for the issue to resolve itself. “I’ve had enough,” he told the Times. “And it’s not just me. I think the community has had enough. José Peralta has considerable support within this district and is an accomplished member of the Assembly.”
Chelsea Handler's dad must be so proud.
Playboy's December cover girl set herself up for the big reveal tonight on The Jay Leno Show, joking with the host that her pop was going...
Fox News Channel and the Obama administration are talking. The network confirmed reports that Fox news executive Michael Clemente met at the White House on Wednesday with Robert Gibbs,... Source: RSS feed - channel BNewsEnter | 28 Oct 2009 | 8:27 pm
Larry David peed on a picture of Jesus on last Sunday's Curb Your Enthusiasm. No big deal. He's Larry David! But it seems Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League, isn't familiar with David's shtick. Donohoue issued a statement Monday that said "last night's episode demonstrates that David's best years are behind him. He ought to quit while he's ahead." He also wondered, "Was Larry David always this crude? Would he think it comedic if someone urinated on a picture of his mother?"
That Donohoue even has to ask that question demonstrates his lack of familiarity with David's canon of work. HBO — which released a statement saying "Anyone who follows Curb Your Enthusiasm knows that the show is full of parody and satire" — is standing by its man, and risking getting splashed itself.
Front Page: Film based on Chippendales creator Banerjee -- Tony Scott has become attached to direct a film about the rise and fall of Steve Banerjee, the man responsible for creating Chippendales, who was consumed by excess and competition when the male strip clubs became a phenomenon in the 1980s.
Front Page: 'Housewives' could remain onair through 2013 -- Marc Cherry has sealed a new deal that could keep "Desperate Housewives" on the air through 2013.
(Reuters) Reuters - Teenage actress Abigail Breslin, who was nominated for an Oscar for her role in the movie comedy "Little Miss Sunshine," will play Helen Keller in her debut on Broadway next year. Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 28 Oct 2009 | 7:39 pm
MediaBistro's Fishbowl DC blog has it from "a very reliable source" that White House Press Secretary Robert Gibbs and Fox News SVP Michael Clemente met today and agreed on a "truce." Clemente then returned to Fox HQ to encourage his minions to remain "fair and balanced." This should last at least until Glenn Beck's next show.
Everyone's favorite ball of sunshine, Abigail Breslin, will make her Broadway debut next February in a revival of The Miracle Worker. She'll play Helen Keller in the story of an instructor, played by lesbian werewolf Alison Pill, who teaches the future writer and activist how to communicate. This sets up a potentially epic battle between Breslin and Scarlett Johansson for the spot as this spring's queen of Broadway. Cat fight? [Variety]
Front Page: Group to finance, produce Angelina Jolie starrer -- In what becomes the first project since Graham King's GK Films made a three-year, multipic output deal with Sony Pictures Worldwide Acquisitions Group, GK Films will finance and produce "The Tourist," the Florian Henckel von Donnersmarck-directed thriller that will star Angelina Jolie and Sam Worthington.
Should Larry David have curbed his urine stream on last week's Curb Your Enthusiasm?
The plot thread in which Larry's midriff-showing assistant thinks her mom's painting of...
A California Medical Board investigator testified Wednesday that a 2007 search of the home of former Anna Nicole Smith physician Sandeep Kapoor turned up a...
It wasn't until yesterday that we finally realized that some of the recent discontent that we've been experiencing was a direct result of not having had enough of Vulture hero Ben Silverman in our diets. Ever since he quietly exited the hallowed halls of NBC sometime in September to our knowledge, there wasn't even a low-key goodbye gathering held for him in some random conference room, let alone a monster bash filled with white tigers and Fisher Stevens harmonica solos that would befit of his unforgettable legacy at the Peacock Network there has been a noticeable void in both our hearts and our minds. However, in the roughly 24 hours or so since a triumphant Ben Silverman re-emerged on the scene with his new company Electus, we've felt a little bit like Joan Allen after she met Jeff Daniels in Pleasantville. In other words, it's like someone returned the color to our black-and-white world! Hot on the heels of news that his new company is flush with $125 million of Barry Diller's greenbacks comes the discovery that he gave a wide-ranging interview to Worth magazine, one in which he discusses the infamous white tiger bash, how Hulk Hogan caused him to quit his first job and what he really thinks of Vulture buddy Nikki Finke.
Reading the interview, we were genuinely thrilled to discover a treasure trove of Silverman-related trivia that we never knew existed. For example, did you know that:
• He packed his bags and moved to Los Angeles after "volunteering to drive a rich girl’s Jetta cross-country." (!)
• His first job involved working at a production company where he would attend "meetings where Robert Altman would come in and be smoking a joint and pitching us a show something extraordinary, like Short Cuts meets The Player. And everyone would be like, 'We can never do that.' I'm like, 'Why?'" He ultimately quit this job simply because that company decided to greenlight the syndicated Hulk Hogan smash, Thunder in Paradise. (!!)
• At his next job, he was promoted three times on his first day on the job. (!!!)
• Regarding the infamous white tiger party, he had this to say: "Someone else threw the party for me. I didn’t know that there was going to be a tiger there. Once I was there, I went with it." (!!!!) Why, of course he did! Wouldn't you?
And honestly, it goes on and on like that. It makes us wish that some enterprising writer would up and quit their job to pen the definitive Ben Silverman biography or, perhaps, to help him ghostwrite a memoir. But as great as these details are, the thing that the article makes us realize is that there is one thing that will always keep us infatuated with him: His brass balls.
As we recently learned in the New Yorker profile on Nikki Finke, nearly everyone in Hollywood is scared shitless of her. Not Ben Silverman, though! When asked about the abuse he took on the pages of Deadline Hollywood Daily, he calmly replied, "You’re either in the business, moving the business, or you’re sitting at home with your left-over food bitching about the business. I’m like, 'Who cares'?" Left-over food cracks? Wow, talk about brass balls. Marry us, Ben!
Michelle Obama and Jill Biden are going to the Yankee game tonight. While they're up in the Bronx they must have figured they may as well stop by the James J. Peters VA Medical Center and do some do-gooding. The First Lady wore a warmly hued swirly printed blouse with black pants, which we're guessing she'll change out of before she hits the game later. See the full look in the Michelle Obama Look Book.
Josh Duhamel is shooting down a new supermarket tabloid story alleging he cheated on his pop-music superstar wife, Fergie, earlier this month with a stripper.
In an interview...
AP - Cult classics — like Ed Wood's films and "Showgirls" — are often defined by their flaws as much as their merits. "Boondock Saints," the 1999 film that achieved cult status on DVD and has now spawned a sequel, certainly had plenty of flaws.
Call it the twinkle defense.
The glam, campy and overly dramatic Adam Lambert has confounded his critics by releasing an apparently indefensible album cover that's (wait for it)...
The Department of Ed is investigating a report that dozens of students at Herbert Lehman High School were allowed to graduate after receiving credit for courses they failed — or didn't even take. A group of teachers are accusing principal Janet Saraceno, who didn't comment, on trying to boost graduation levels in order to receive a $25,000 bonus. [GothamSchools]
Whatever else happens, we’ve at least got one new album from Lil Wayne before he hits the big house: His latest mixtape, No Ceilings, is here. Presumably completed before his plea bargain, it contains no references to his upcoming jail term, but it does contain a whole bunch of notable jacked beats, including “Throw It In the Bag,” “Poker Face,” and “Run This Town.” It also contains the closest approximation this year to the vintage, gushing-fountain Weezy flow, the one that guided him through that insane pre-Carter III mixtape run.
Remember, since Tha Carter III, as he explained to Rolling Stone, he got so successful (“I woke up one morning and had three or four women in my bed where I not only didn't know their last names, I didn't know the beginning letter of their first names”) that he got bored. Which is where all that guitar and Auto-Tune bullshit came in.
But we guess he’s not bored anymore! Wonderfully, he’s back to straight spazzin’. As he nonsensically puts it on “Break Up”: “Nice tires on the ‘ghini, you should want to king me / brain-dead flow, vegetable zucchini.” (Also weirdly awesome, elsewhere: “Call me the spleen or the spline (?) fixer / it’s going down like the Catalina Wine Mixer.”) Wayne will be sentenced in February, and will serve a minimum of ten months. But until then, can we hope for another awesome nutso-prolific mixtape run?
Spoiler Alert! Could yet another OMFG moment be on the way to Gossip Girl?
First we break the news that Bart Bass (Robert John Burke) is coming back.
And now, this is just a...
Beyoncé's collaboration with Lady Gaga on her next video for the single "Video Phone" — while amazing-sounding beyond human comprehension — presents a major problem. How do the divas share the stage as equals? Or more fairly, how does Lady Gaga restrain herself enough so that she is the fame monster that she is yet also takes a supportive role at Beyoncé's side? The collaboration was born out of their mutual respect and love for one another, and now, apparently, Lady Gaga is becoming one with Beyoncé's wardrobe preferences. In the video, she channels Sasha Fierce's style with "a white strapless leotard, matching opera gloves, and long, flowing hair," according to People.
“When I was doing her video with her, she called me, and she said, ‘What do you want to do?’” Gaga revealed in an interview with New York’s Z100 radio station on Tuesday morning. “And I’m like, ‘I don’t want to show up in some frickin’ hair bow and be fashion Gaga in your video.’ I said, ‘I want to do you.’” In the same interview, Gaga said she just wanted to “do my version of Beyoncé, so the whole time I was learning the choreography they were calling me Gee-yoncé.”
But while Gaga scratches Beyoncé's back (or lets her know when her thong is showing through her leotard — however it is that divas express solidarity), Beyoncé could be taking style tips from Gaga, too. Grazia reports that Beyoncé has expressed interest in meeting with one of the hottest up-and-coming designers of the moment, David Koma. Lady Gaga recently wore a Koma creation in the random Internet fashion video she shot for Dazed Digital. So maybe she tipped Beyoncé off to his genius when they were brushing each other's hair one day (or while figuring out how to affix avant-garde nostril zippers to their faces — whatever it is divas do together when they talk about boys).
Front Page: New facilities to be built at Santa Clarita property -- In a surprise move, Disney and ABC Studios announced plans Wednesday to build six pairs of soundstages and other production facilities on property it owns in the Santa Clarita Valley north of Los Angeles.
AP - A proposal for a new 82-story tower next to the Museum of Modern Art has cleared its final hurdle. Source: Yahoo! News: Entertainment News | 28 Oct 2009 | 4:56 pm
Right now, the Schwarzmans just feel like a different species.
Hey, guess what, everybody! There are some amazing technological advances being made in medicine. Some day not too far away, futurologist Paul Saffo says, people will be able to get genetic testing done that will help them prevent hereditary diseases. They will have access to drugs custom-made for their systems, and will possibly even be able to regrow their own organs if they are damaged. But oh, not you:
But Mr Saffo says these improvements would only be affordable to the super-rich. And because of this, he says, advancements may lead to a divide between the classes and eventually could lead to the super-rich evolving into a different species entirely, leaving his not-so-rich counterpart behind.
And we thought it was bad when they created derivatives. How quaint.
You’d be hard pressed to find two musicians more intricately entwined in the local music community than Bryce and Aaron Dessner. The identical twins are founding members of the National (in which they play with another set of brothers). Bryce also plays in the band Clogs, and has collaborated with the Bang on a Can All-Stars and Philip Glass; Aaron is a multi-instrumentalist who’s played alongside David Byrne, Final Fantasy, and Grizzly Bear. Their latest collaboration is The Long Count, an evening-length multimedia song cycle with animated video by artist Matthew Ritchie, and featuring yet another pair of musical twins — the Breeders’ Kim and Kelley Deal (the work opens tonight at the BAM Next Wave Festival). The Dessners spoke to Vulture about their unique artistic life together.
Do you remember your earliest collaboration?
A: It was when we went to Colonial Williamsburg when we were 5, and we saw one of the marching bands. We went to the gift shop and our parents bought us a fife and a drum, so we had our own little colonial twin band. Bryce started playing the flute, and I played the drum.
B: I think our other first collaboration was our baseball-card collection, which sort of ties into The Long Count. We were obsessed with collecting and cataloging baseball cards, in the late seventies–early eighties. We got really obsessed with the stories of different players.
A: I guess we started writing songs together when we were 13. He wanted to play the guitar, so my parents ran to get him a guitar, and then the next day I felt neglected, so I got a bass. From the very beginning, we just sort of made things up together. That’s one of the great things about having a twin brother; you have a sort of feedback loop, where you can bounce things off of each other.
Was there ever sibling rivalry?
B: Aaron was better at sports, and being twins, I was kind of like his trainer, and in basketball we’d play one-on-one till ten o’clock at night every day, and I don’t think I ever beat him. In middle school, he was cuter and had girlfriends, and I had braces and acne.
A: I remember that, but the joke’s on me, because Bryce had perfect grades and could go do what he wanted after high school, and I found myself a little like, Whooa, I’m not gonna be in the NBA! We’re actually pretty hard on each other, and a lot of the communication is pillow talk in a way — we’re not really mature or articulate with each other, and on the outside it may seem insulting, but actually it’s how we get things done
B: Basically, he’s just trying to justify himself, ‘cause he has this psychology of manipulation where he sends me these aggressive, weird e-mails!
A: [Laughs] But you do the exact same thing! We have proof on both sides of this.
Has it made working easier, to have two sets of twins involved?
A: I think it’s been really easy to work with them. We kind of idolized them growing up, and still. They’re real legends of Ohio indie rock. But the process of working with them, Bryce and I react so quickly working together, we don’t even have to talk, we can instantaneously change what we’re doing, and we’re sort of born collaborators, and I think they are too. Collaboration is a very natural thing for all of us.
This is the first work of this magnitude you’ve done together, right?
A: Yeah, this is the first through-composed, more-than-an-hour commission we’ve done. It’s surprisingly cohesive; I think as we’ve been developing it over the past few years, it wasn’t like there was one singular vision of the music at some point where we said, “This is it.” It was more bits and pieces and fragments, but somehow they fit together like a puzzle.
B: The whole BAM show is a new precedent for us — we don’t have to write an album, we can kind of do anything. Ultimately, it’s been a good marriage of this more adventurous sound, and the economy of trimmed-down, essential rock that we do in our band. Somehow, both those things have translated into this show.
Do you guys ever need a break from each other?
A: Two weeks ago, we kind of had an episode where we weren’t mad, but felt like we weren’t getting anywhere and needed to be working on the new National record. But out of that came all these good things — two weeks later, we’ve written all these good songs. And we do have time away — when you’re on tour, it’s a totally different thing, ’cause you’re not actually creating anything.
B: And we’re so closely involved, personally and creatively, that we trust each other, you know? I could take something away for a month and finish it and not even show it to him, and then bring it in and he might have a couple changes.
I’ve heard you live pretty close to each other as well.
A: [Laughs] Yeah. Both of us live on Stratford Road between Cortelyou and Beverly, in Ditmas Park, and our sister lives on the same street. If you live in this neighborhood, you definitely see the twins.
B: It happens all the time where he’ll go into the coffee shop, and 30 seconds later I come in, but I haven’t seen him, and the people are like, “What? What? You want another coffee?” It’s funny, as a 33-year-old adult, to be like, Well, this has happened since I was 4.
Scarlett Johansson is the face of Mango in Europe. Meanwhile, in the U.S., MisShape Leigh Lezark holds the honor, which puts them on the same modeling playing field, at least in Mango's eyes. Leigh signed with IMG in the spring of last year. And now she's vamping it up with an Über-trendy bowl cut. They grow up so fast. [Design Scene]
Since the soundtrack rights to Beatles songs are expensive, we may never see a John Lennon biopic focused on the most creative and interesting period of his life. Instead, we got 1994's Backbeat (about Lennon's friendship with Stuart Sutcliffe and his days in Hamburg), and now Nowhere Boy, the Weinsteins' new movie about his childhood, with special emphasis on his relationships with his real mother and adoptive aunt (Kristin Scott Thomas) and the formation of the Quarrymen. That star Aaron Johnson looks almost nothing like Lennon is made less of a problem by the fact that the too-skinny Thomas Sangster looks even less like Paul McCartney. It's pretty standard musical biopic material, but we like Scott Thomas, so maybe this won't be so bad.
A young Heeb journalist has a troublesome interview with the Zombieland star in which he admits to lying in interviews, but maybe told a bit too much of the truth. [JessicaPilot]
Kevin Federline is in therapy.
He has no choice. It's part of the regimen he's being put through as a competitor on the upcoming seventh season of Celebrity Fit...
Ivanka Trump is denyingCindy Adams' report yesterday that her wedding invitations contained a "marketing flyer" for her dad's golf courses. (Not sure if it it's better or worse, but earlier this month the Timesdescribed it as an "insert" that "offered guests a free round of golf at one of Mr. Trump's courses.") In any event, Ivanka is probably happier to hear that the press has responded much more enthusiastically to her dress. Ivanka looked "sensational" and the gown "made a fresh statement," says Cathy Horyn of the Times. "Maybe she'll have an influence on brides." Or on the direct mail business. [NYT, NYM]
The SF Weekly put on a brave face and did what so few of us literally have the balls to do: Attend The Exotic Erotica Ball,a Halloween of sorts for people who take the “Slutty Nurse” look a lil too far (see: Nipple Clamps, Ball Gags, etc.) In this helpful blog post, they’ve compiled all of the SFW images to come out of the event (more than you would think).
But no image is perhaps as curious, as mesmerizing, as subtly erotic and crotch-tingling as that of the above couple. Oh, you know the type: Mr. “Hangs to the Left” and Mrs. “She Said Whaaaat?!” No word on what look, exactly, they were going for. The “Fat Oscars”? Maybe. “C3PeenO”? Yes. “Gilt Androgyny”? Definitely. “The Public BJ Twinzz”? For a fact. Long story short, we love them. But we will never… ever… unsee them.
Ahead, a handy GIF of what your dreams will look like until you X| (die).
Back when your friendly Vulture editors were but 8 years old, it was all we could do just to keep the peanut butter and jelly off of our OshKosh B'Gosh overalls. Compare that to Arlo Weiner, the son of Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner, who has his own fashion column in GQ. His advice for dressing this fall? "Don't wear just one big bulky sweater — that's boring and shapeless." Um, that's what she said? [GQ]
Friday marks the launch of Edward, a new capsule menswear collection being sold at Odin courtesy of Duckie Brown designers Steven Cox and Daniel Silver, who paired up with Odin owners Paul Birardi and Eddy Chai. When we stopped by the Duckie Brown studio to preview the line last night, we asked the foursome of menswear-market experts if there was any validity to Miuccia Prada's statement that menswear should be more influenced by womenswear in the future. "Womenswear has been a huge influence for me, it always has been," Cox told us. "In Duckie Brown we can show a boat short or chiffon shirts, which is obviously from womenswear."
As for Edward, the approach didn't take any cues from the ladies. "It was more about thinking about a specific customer," Chai explained. "We actually pictured this guy named Edward. And we would say, 'Okay, what would Edward wear? What does Edward like?' And we created this character really, and this is what Edward would wear. This is his wardrobe," he said, pointing to a rack of military jackets, moleskin cotton peacoats, and blue button-up shirts, all priced under $500. "It wasn't about appealing to this and that, it wasn't trend-driven." Meanwhile, Cox doesn't believe there is much of a difference between menswear and womenswear at all. "Originally we had this whole conversation about using women's fabric. I don't really agree with that," the designer said in reference to his Duckie Brown collection. "Because what makes a fabric women's? You know, there is no penis or vagina in a fabric. Like, why is chiffon women's and why is it not men's? I don't know."
What's Mario Batali dressing up this Halloween? "Mario will be a 'dictator,'" a spokeswoman says. "He ties a piece of butcher twine to his belt on one end and a Yukon gold potato on the other." Points for cleverness! [Previously]
Using multiple standardized personality evaluators, the authors of Judging Bush, out now from the Stanford University Press, came to the conclusion that George Bush, by any traditional metric, is a much smarter than average guy. He just "lacks integrative complexity and thus views issues without nuance," which makes him more similar to presidents like Reagan, Jackson, and Harding than, say, his much more hesitant father.
From the book:
“Critics charge that President Bush does not seek out information or opposing viewpoints; disdains complexity, nuances, and expert opinion; views policy issues in black-and-white terms based on his own preconceptions; and, refuses to rethink problems or change his views. The research largely bears out these popular perceptions."
The authors of this report (who did not evaluate Bush directly but relied on interviews, speeches, and news reports) point out that this kind of personality is great when one is trying to do something like uncompromisingly corral two parties to achieve reform in public schools. It is less handy, they suggest, when trying to plan ahead for what to do after starting a war to depose a dictator.
FRAGRANCE
• Cosmetics company Moodform Mission is suing Naomi Campbell for allegedly not forking over profits she owed them for helping her develop her Cat Deluxe With Kisses and Seductive Elixir fragrances. Campbell denies the charges. [NYDN]
• Gucci face James Franco filmed a short web video for Funny or Die in which he spoofs his Gucci by Gucci men's fragrance commercial. He pretends that he doesn't know how to pronounce Gucci. Ha. [SassyBella]
SKIN
• Lady Gaga plans to get a tattoo of the word "Dad" in honor of her father, who is recovering from recent open-heart surgery. When she told him, he said, "Well, you're running out of real estate, so don't get it too big." She already has eight tats. [Digital Spy]
MAKEUP
• Beige eye shadow is the way to go, if you're taking cues from Charlize Theron and Diane Kruger. Less is more. [Girls in the Beauty Department/Glamour]
Yesterday we reported that Roberto Cavalliorders Mexican food from Mañana when he's dining at Serafina next door. Le Bernadin chef Eric Ripert strongly disapproves of this behavior. "I think Roberto Cavalli has a big ego to do that," he told Grub Street. "He wouldn't have done that in my restaurant, because he wouldn't have a table in my restaurant. I think he is disrespectful and it is just a way of ... " he paused to find the appropriate English word " ... FLASHING, and it is unnecessary ... If he wants to eat Mexican, go to a Mexican place. If he wants to eat French, go to a French place, or Italian, or whatever." [Grub Street]
Bernie Madoff's Ponzi scheme ultimately defrauded investors out of $21.2 billion, according to Irving Picard, the court-appointed trustee overseeing the case. That's considerably more than the $13 billion put forward by prosecutors at Madoff's sentencing in June. But that's a lot less than the $65 billion that's been bandied about for many months now, which includes the fictitious profits Madoff had "made" for his clients. The revised figure won't diminish his status as the biggest fraudster in American history. Madoff can still hold his head high when he steps into the prison yard and rest assured no one's taking that trophy away from him anytime soon. [NYT]
Givenchy creative director Riccardo Tisci has no plans to do a diffusion line for a store like H&M anytime soon. "Maybe one day, yes," he acknowledged at a Givenchy trunk show at Barneys yesterday. For now he's content with the lower-priced capsule collection by Givenchy that launched in Barneys this week. Tisci told Fashionologie he's also in town to "work on an upcoming show in 2011, which I'm doing all the costumes for. I can't say much more, but the performance is a combination of music and opera, and will travel worldwide. A project like this has been my dream." Interesting! Lady Gaga is currently in New York and also working on putting together her "Fame Monster" tour, which she has described as a "pop-electro opera." In fact, rehearsals are supposed to begin this week. We asked Riccardo if she's ever approached him. "I can not answer that!" he said, laughing. "I would do a special project for her. I respect her very much as an actress. She doesn't represent what is my world, but I would do something special for her. Because she is a great actress. She is a really great actress."
This title is what we WOULD be typing if Bravo Executives realized what a HIT TV SHOW smelled like. (Ed. Note: I know they do.) Check out the freshly baked babies of Real Housewives of New Jersey stars Teresa and Jacqueline. The one on the left, the little girl wearing a selection from the Bea Arthur on the River Styx collection… her name is Audrina. And the little boy? You know, the one on the right who looks like tiny Samuel L. Jackson? His name is Nicholas.
The fashion shoot was courtesy of a spread withIn Touch Weekly, and shows that the babies are in good, for sure cancerous, hands. It tells the readers that certain people in this world were born into class, wealth, and good taste. But try to fly above the haters on this one. Because chances are, these kids will grow up to live here:
In jail. Because there is no way they are going to grow up and not break the law/murder a person. Also we just really wanted to see those happy baby faces behind bars. Our bad.
Michael Jackson's father and the mayor of Gary, Indiana, want to build a museum, hotel and performing arts center in the Jackson family's hometown, a spokeswoman for the mayor said.
People are making a huge deal about Andre Agassi’s admission that he did a little crystal meth back in his heydey, though really, who hasn’t? Oh, most people, especially athletes? Hm. So maybe that is a story.
I’m surprised it’s taken us this long to catch on to Agassi’s habit because he was leaving constant clues throughout the 90s in the form of commercials, such as the following Canon Rebel Ad in which a meth’d-up Agassi crashes a fancy party of fancyness (in some sort of druid / Stonehengey place) and starts wildly flinging balls around to no one in particular:
Versace is slowly whittling away at its flashy empire. After deciding to close its stores in Japan, the label has announced it will cut 350 jobs by the middle of next year. “Trading conditions in the wake of the global financial crisis have been severe and the company expects to make a loss in 2009,” Versace chief executive officer Gian Giacomo Ferraris said. “No organization can allow a situation like this to continue, especially considering the flat outlook for 2010.” They hope to start making money again in 2011. [WWD]
With Halloween just a few days away, we thought we'd call up a handful of notable New Yorkers and find out what they're planning to dress up as this year. We'll be running these for the next couple of days. In this first installment, here's what a spokesperson for Vogue had to say when we called and asked what Anna Wintour was planning for October 31: "She has no plans to get in costume this year for Halloween." Oh, well. Fortunately, we'll have some more inspiring answers for you in just a bit. (MF)
America’s favorite domestic abuser Chris Brown dropped his new video for “Transform Ya,” but don’t expect to hear it blasting on 18 Kids and Counting. Apparently the Duggar dad grew up on the set of Footloose. I’m going to just assume they won’t be seeing Levi Johnston’s Playgirl spread in that household, either. Check out all these stories on a new episode of Best Day Ever with Nathasha Leggero:
Occasionally, publicity people will mistake us for actual journalists / famous people and give us tickets to movie premieres, and if we manage to keep a straight face long enough (you realize my job is to Photoshop poop onto pictures of Robin’s Top Chef dishes?), we get to attend those premieres. Following a gracious and likely accidental such invitation from Sony, a friend and I were given tickets to the premiere of Michael Jackson’sThis Is It last night, parked myself in the second row in the theater (every decent row was blocked off for, I don’t know, like Ian Zieiring or something) and I have to say, despite going in with expectations ranging from “low” to “haven’t thought about it at all,” I was ultimately pretty impressed with the movie.
I was fully expecting the film to be 15 minutes of legit footage padded by enough hastily thrown-together stuff to allow that 15 minutes to be released/made profitable, partially basing my expectations on the trailer and partially just always assuming the worst in terms of MJ post-death exploitation, but every song in the film was spliced together from multiple dress rehearsal-caliber performances and bolstered by clear audio and enough special effects to get a pretty complete idea of the final product.
I also incorrectly assumed — again, based on the trailer — that the movie would be 50% performance footage, 50% backstage/documentary style footage, but it was closer to 90-10, making it essentially just a standard concert film and not quite the revelatory, genre-bending MJ story that the trailer perhaps implied. Some of the movie’s strongest moments feature MJ correcting the band and interacting with the director, exuding the persona of a hardcore diva but minus any ego or meanness; Jackson comes off as a legitimately passionate super-perfectionist who wants everything to be done a certain way, and it’s often up to the musicians and crew to figure that way out despite Michael’s inability to express something so specific through words.
Review continues after the jump. SPOILER ALERT: He was dead the whole time.
Jackson himself still sounds absolutely amazing for 50 (he doesn’t pull the Elton John and just yell high notes cause he can’t hit them anymore), and he hits his dancing stride as the movie goes on, though we’ve already seen so much footage of MJ dancing in his prime, it’s tough to be overly wowed by his actions in this film, other than with the semi-patronizing preface “Remember, this guy’s 50!” It doesn’t help that MJ’s also constantly surrounded by 12 of the best dancers in the world, whose moves — particularly during a “Shake Your Body” freestyle breakdown — are consistently mind-blowing.
Any attempts to analyze this film objectively will be quickly overwhelmed by the childish excitement of seeing Michael Jackson jumping onstage to perform “Wanna Be Startin’ Somethin’”, and that enthusiasm runs throughout the movie, peaking with awesome performances of “Smooth Criminal,” “Beat It,” and “The Way You Make Me Feel.” The show does hit the typical “Ready for this concert to be over 2/3 of the way through” lull, particularly during the ill-timed “Earth Song” and a disappointingly anticlimactic “Billie Jean” closer, but the film reminds you again and again that MJ is one of the very few musicians for whom you could just randomly pick 15 songs in any order and it’d be the best setlist you’ve ever heard.
It’s a unique experience to hear songs like “Billie Jean” or “I Want You Back” while sitting quietly in a dark theater rather than screaming along to it on the dance floor, but that’s just a conceit of all concert films, not necessarily a problem with this movie. But playing “Livin’ On A Prayer” and “Don’t Stop Believing” simultaneously over the credits was just rubbing it in.
I was also impressed by the film’s classy approach to the singer’s death; they didn’t try to turn the ending into some gushy tribute, but just allowed the concert to speak for itself in terms of the man’s lasting significance. I was half-expecting some super overblown ending that you’d end up watching five years from now and saying “Oh man, remember that ridiculous time period right after Michael’s death, when everyone was crazy?” but it really did just focus on the concert itself and didn’t attempt to shoehorn-in any more emotion than was already there.
In general, the footage obviously wasn’t ideal big screen film-quality, the movie provided only brief glimpses (albeit extremely interesting ones) into MJ’s unpretentious concert-prepping persona, and, given the amount of Jackson’s seminal music videos and concert footage already ingrained in our minds, it’s just impossible to be totally overtaken by the movie in a way that someone who’s never seen Jackson’s moves would theoretically be. Not sure who falls into that category — Jodie Foster in the movie Nell?
That being said, the movie left me with one unmistakable impression: If you had attended this completed concert in person, it would’ve been unquestionably the greatest concert you’ve ever seen. By that right, it’s hard to consider this film tribute as anything other than a success.
We have no idea what, exactly, Camilla Parker Bowles is speaking about. What we do know is that it’s on behalf of a giant, bandana-wearing donkey. And if ever there was a more perfect match, we certainly don’t want to know about it.
(Fine, if you really care, she was speaking on behalf of her animal welfare charity. But really, of all the animals??? PS: Never Forget:)
For more HILARIOUS Camilla horse pics, click here.
AP - In his nearly four decades as a vanguard of pop culture, Malcolm McLaren has worn many hats: musician, producer, filmmaker, impresario, fashion designer, reality TV star. At age 63, the punk progenitor is adding another discipline to his resume: visual artist.
Front Page: Michael Jackson docu sets new record -- While Michael Jackson's "This Is It" concert tour was supposed to mark a major comeback for the singer, Sony's documentary represents a comeback of a different sort: a return to the kind of movie event that Hollywood was once known for.
Front Page: Guild asks companies to return to bargaining table -- Screen Actors Guild thesps have thrown a wrench into the world of videogame voice work, rejecting a tentative deal for a new contract and asking employers to return to the bargaining table.
Controversy has erupted at Penn State University after the school unveiled new Penn State “White-Out” football t-shirts that vaguely resemble the pattern of a cross:
Personally, I have always believed that there is no better way to spend your time in this world than to debate the religious implications of a shirt with an upwards line on it and some words going across that line. Don’t you agree, Pointless-Stand-Takey McGee?
There always has to be some sort of separation,” said Berns, referring to the state-funded school and religious affiliation. “Me personally, I’m not going to buy the shirts and I know others at [Penn State Hillel] who won’t, either.”
As a PSU alumnus and self-appointed spokesperson on behalf of the school, I’d just like to point out the following:
1) If it’s supposed to be a white-out, wouldn’t the shirt be far better-looking if it were only white with the words “Penn State”?
That’s my only point. Not sure why I started a numbered list. I’ll be sure to update this story frequently, though, as the entire world’s separation of church and state argument rests solely upon whether or not the school decides to move the words “Penn State” slightly farther down on the front of the shirt.
And honestly, if we’re gonna go after Penn State school merchandise, can we at least first focus on this:
A communist propaganda concert organised by the People's Liberation Army propaganda department in 2007. A Chinese military singer attached to an elite unit in charge of missiles and nuclear weapons will... Source: RSS feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 28 Oct 2009 | 10:23 am
Forbes magazine's ninth annual list of top-earning dead celebrities was unveiled Wednesday, and surprise, surprise: Neither Michael Jackson nor Elvis Presley held court at the top.
As a large silver balloon floated its way over Colorado, millions of Americans spent hours glued to their televisions wondering if 6-year-old Falcon Heene, assumed to be inside the contraption, was alive.
Here’s the trailer for Invictus, another one of Clint Eastwood’s intentionally underpublicized Oscar-contender films, starring Morgan Freeman as Nelson Mandela during the seminal 1995 Rugby World Cup in Johannesburg.
The true story itself is already amazing, and Eastwood’s about as reliable a director as there is, so I’m gonna assume this film will fly above the standard inspiring sports movie. I just wonder if Morgan Freeman will finally have the opportunity to do some narration in a film:
Reuters - Italian fashion house Versace is cutting about a quarter of its global workforce and expects to post a loss this year as it takes a hit from slumping demand for luxury goods and designer items in the financial crisis. Source: Yahoo! News: Fashion News | 28 Oct 2009 | 7:46 am
AP - Watching "Michael Jackson's This Is It" will have fans grieving once again, but this time, it won't only be for the fallen King of Pop, but for what we lost — a brilliant entertainer who gave every inch of his body and soul for what might have been one of the most spectacular comebacks of all time.