Who are the Final 5? Find out on the Official Awkward Couples Photo Contest Page and Vote for your Favorite!

Dear AFP Family,

Thanks for all of the great submissions!  It’s now down to the Final 5 and we want you to be the judge on which couple should win. Click on the link to the Official Awkward Couples Photo Contest Page and vote as many times as your heart desires before MIDNIGHT PST October 8, 2009. YOU decide who the winning twosome will be!

And don’t forget to see Couples Retreat starring Vince Vaughn in theaters Friday!

Source: AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com | 4 Oct 2009 | 1:01 am

Saturday Night Special: Green With Envy

Please see Grey’s Anatomy.

(submitted by Hank)

Source: AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com | 3 Oct 2009 | 7:00 pm

French Door Safety

This safety graphic is so wonderful, I'm just going to stand back and admire it.

Thanks Bob F!

Source: Safety Graphic Fun | 3 Oct 2009 | 3:00 pm

Safety Caption Contest Finalists -- VOTE!

Darrel T sent this strange and wondrous safety graphic and I made a contest out of it. 

66 of you wonderful fans sent in your own captions. Thanks for all who entered!

I have reduced the 66 entries to 10 finalists and 2 Honorable Mentions. 

The Honorable Mentions are:

Don't do shrooms at work. Posted by MD. (This is alway just good advice.)

Airwolf strikes again. Posted by Travis C. (I had to honorably mention this because I don't know exactly how it applies to the graphic, but Airwolf was one of my all time favorite shows as a kid.)

On to the Finalists! Please click the link to the survey (below) to vote for your favorite of the finalists. Voting will remain open until Friday, October 9. I will announce the winner next weekend!

For your consideration:

Do not kick Zeus's balls.

Beware: As zombie hordes trip infrared beams (indicated by the red arrow), avoid standing to close to the imminent lightning strike.

CAUTION: Do not use safety arrow to climb over wall; your testicles will be electrified.

Stepping on the pinball lever will cause electrocution!!

Do not use bent stripper pole when God and Satan are in a heated ping-pong match.

When stepping off lightning, use levitating balls properly

Do not Kung-foo the happy fun balls near IN-N-OUT Burger

Beware cherry kicking zombies may cause lightning strikes.

Beware of too many symbols!

Warning, severe electrical shocks from overhead will cause expulsion of your testicles.

Click Here to VOTE!
Source: Safety Graphic Fun | 3 Oct 2009 | 8:17 am

What replying ‘maybe’ to attending a Facebook event really means

Source: GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. | 3 Oct 2009 | 7:00 am

Breakdance Safety

Goofy white guys are discouraged from breakdancing in Wales. I can see why.

Thanks Donna B!

Source: Safety Graphic Fun | 3 Oct 2009 | 7:00 am

Sneak Peek of Graph Out Loud

Source: GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. | 3 Oct 2009 | 6:59 am