Humor Pages for July 24, 2009

Treehuggers

If there’s one thing we’ve learned, it is that trees don’t shade you from awkwardness.

(submitted by Fred & Danny)

Source: AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com | 24 Jul 2009 | 5:00 am

Fan Tweet Thursday: A Tweetiful Mind

Yet again, you have Sean Tucker to thank.

John Nash: Why doesn;t anyone respond to my tweets?

Source: Historical Tweets | 23 Jul 2009 | 9:00 pm

Physically Fit Safety

Did my mother write this sign?

Thanks Shannon!

Source: Safety Graphic Fun | 23 Jul 2009 | 9:00 pm

Rebel Rebel

Somebody’s the plaid sheep.

(submitted by Shari)

Source: AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com | 23 Jul 2009 | 8:00 pm

Fan Tweet Thursday: Oedipus Twex

Thank you for submitting, Sean Tucker. What is this, number 40 for you?

Oedipus Rex (OeDPRx): PWNED some hater who was talkin smack, then hooked up with a total couger (cougar?) hottie. All in all, a good day.

Source: Historical Tweets | 23 Jul 2009 | 7:30 pm

Study

song chart memes

Study

Graph by: dunno source via Graph Jam Builder

Source: GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. | 23 Jul 2009 | 7:00 pm

Fan Tweet Thursday: Caesar’s Leafy Greens

Thanks again to Andy Cruz for this gem. Just think: if this had never happened, The Cheesecake Factory, Red Robin, and Chili’s and Red Robin would go out of business.

‘lilCaesar (Caesar): Had a refreshing bowl of lettuce today, still thinking about what to call it

Source: Historical Tweets | 23 Jul 2009 | 6:15 pm

Why I Became a Professor

song chart memes

Why I Became a Professor

Graph by: fish_stew via Graph Jam Builder

Source: GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. | 23 Jul 2009 | 4:00 pm

Fan Tweet Thursday: Tommy Tutone Tweets

Thanks to Andy Cruz for sending this one in:

Tommy2Tone (Tommy Tutone): @Jenny Hey lost your phone number, please resend.

Don’t get this one? You either a) hate 80’s music or b) were born after 1997, and have therefore never heard of a rotary phone. Check out: 867-5309.

Source: Historical Tweets | 23 Jul 2009 | 4:00 pm

Awkward Family Story: The Cure

On our first trip to my boyfriend’s hometown to meet his parents, I developed a killer migraine. The headache was so bad, I couldn’t keep any medicine down due to severe nausea and vomiting.

After a few hours of watching me suffer with the headache, my boyfriend (now husband’s) father came up with what he thought was a wonderful solution: giving me migraine meds via a suppository. That’s right: my future father-in-law (who is a doctor, by the way) was offering to insert medicine in my butt. Awkward.

Miraculously, upon hearing his offer of help, I decided my migraine was cured.

(submitted by Kathleen)

Source: AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com | 23 Jul 2009 | 4:00 pm