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Awkward Family Stories: Sofa ShoppingWhen I was 15 my parents finished part of our basement to make a ‘hangout’ area for me to bring friends over. I couldn’t wait to be out of the eyeline of my parents so I could bring boys over and makeout. We were shopping for sofas and they asked me what I liked better, the sectional or a regular couch. I blurted out, “I like the sexual!” in front of the salespeople and my parents. Oh, it was so awkward. (submitted by Stephanie) Source: AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com | 7 Jul 2009 | 1:00 pm Mtv music coverage over timeSource: GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. | 7 Jul 2009 | 1:00 pm Eye Wash SafetyTim W wonders if the eye wash fountain is really more of a Self-Waterboarding station as the guy is going to get a snootful at that angle. I want to know if you are supposed to wash your eyes *before* you start work...
Thanks Tim W! Source: Safety Graphic Fun | 7 Jul 2009 | 1:00 pm Our Tribute to the ‘King of Tweets’
Michael J: About to go on stage. @Bubbles ate one of my gloves. What now? Michael Jackson. King of Pop. Thriller. Source: Historical Tweets | 7 Jul 2009 | 10:30 am Engagement Man
His first attempt was Wolverine and it wasn’t nearly as successful. (submitted by Trevin) Source: AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com | 7 Jul 2009 | 7:05 am Playing Possum
No, I want the opossum to sleep in my bed. Source: AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com | 6 Jul 2009 | 8:00 pm How Midwesterners see the U.S.Source: GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. | 6 Jul 2009 | 7:00 pm Fans, How Annoying Are They?Source: GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. | 6 Jul 2009 | 4:00 pm The Hanger-oners
That’s what you get for telling your daughter this would be fun. (submitted by Jordan) Source: AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com | 6 Jul 2009 | 4:00 pm What’s in Joseph Stalin’s iPod?
JSTALIN (Joseph Stalin): I <3 Bon Jovi: “i’ve been everywhere — and I’m standing tall. I’ve seen a million faces, and I killed them all.” PS — we wanted to title this: “Slippery When Tweet.” Source: Historical Tweets | 6 Jul 2009 | 1:30 pm The Amount of Girl Gamers on World of WarcraftSource: GraphJam: Music and Pop Culture in Charts and Graphs. Let us explain them. | 6 Jul 2009 | 1:00 pm Awkward Family Story: Meet the DummyGrowing up I’d always been used to being mortifyingly embarassed by my mother, who used to assert that all children felt the same way about their parents. Whilst this is obviously true to an extent, I eventually did realize that my own mother was worse than most.
Settling into university and making new friends is always going to be a big thing, and having two friends to stay at home after a drunken night out, my mother (them being two giggly girls) felt in good company enough to invite them upstairs excitedly whilst I was out of the room. The girls - also in possession of terrible hangovers - mystified but intrigued, followed my mother where they were told to close their eyes for a mere moment. When they opened them, my mother was sitting on the edge of her bed with her brand spanking new ventriloquist doll, apparently deciding it would be an appropriate morning to perform an impromptu comedy sketch. Awkward. P.S. The doll mysteriously went missing not long after, and while I wasn’t actually responsible, I’m utterly grateful. (submitted by Tweety) Source: AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com | 6 Jul 2009 | 1:00 pm Conveyor Safety♬♩ You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around...that's what it's all about! ♫♪
Thanks John S! Source: Safety Graphic Fun | 6 Jul 2009 | 1:00 pm
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