AP - British princes William and Harry set off Saturday on a grueling 1,000-mile motorcycle rally in South Africa to raise money for charity.
Reuters - Sarah Palin steps into the lion's den of political satire on Saturday with an appearance on the comedy show that has mocked the Republican vice-presidential candidate and helped shape the national debate.
![]() MTV.com | “W.”: Oliver Stone’s Attempt To Show Both The Man And The President eFluxMedia - By Jenny Huntington With less than three weeks to the 2008 United States presidential elections, director Oliver Stone’s new movie is scheduled to open in the United States in what appears to be the nick of time. Director Oliver Stone releases 'W.': Why? Movie review: 'W.' |
![]() MTV.com | Travis Barker Released From Los Angeles Burn Center BallerStatus.com - Travis Barker is finally our of a Los Angeles burn center where he was being treated after surviving a plane crash last month that took the lives of his assistant and bodyguard, and two pilots. Former Blink-182 drummer released from burn center Travis Barker Released From Hospital |
AP - Comedian and animal rights advocate Lily Tomlin says Jenny the elephant has worked 22 years for the Dallas Zoo and it's time for the aging pachyderm to retire.
![]() Washington Post | Jurors deliberate over Britney Spears' legal 'domicile' Los Angeles Times - The jurors in the pop star's trial for driving without a license are expected to resume their discussions Monday. The question: Is she a Californian or a Louisianan? Jury Deliberates in Britney Spears License Case Britney's Driving Case Motors to Jury |
New York Times | Sue Monk Kidd frets no more about movie of 'Secret Life of Bees' Dallas Morning News - By NATASHA DERRICK McClatchy Newspapers Sue Monk Kidd never had high hopes that her novel, The Secret Life of Bees, would make it to the big screen. The Secret Life of Bees (2008) Review: 'The Secret Life of Bees' |
AFP | Wayne Wang's 'Princess' paves way on Internet San Francisco Chronicle - Thirteen films opened in San Francisco on Friday, ranging from Josh Brolin's portrayal of the current president in Oliver Stone's "W. Indie Films Hit the Web For New Wayne Wang Film, a YouTube Debut |
![]() Los Angeles Times | NBC Universal to cut spending amid economic downturn Los Angeles Times - President Jeff Zucker says the cuts will amount to $500 million, or 3% of what would be a $16.7-billion annual budget. By Dawn C. Chmielewski, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer NBC Universal is planning to slash spending across the board next year as it ... NBC Universal tightens belt by $500 million NBC Universal preps for major cuts |
![]() Canada.com | McCain Helps Letterman Beat Leno’s Ratings New York Times - By BILL CARTER; Compiled by DAVE ITZKOFF An appearance by Senator John McCain on Thursday night boosted David Letterman to his best ratings in almost three years. David Letterman grills John McCain: 'I screwed up!' Big Ratings for McCain-Letterman Summit |
![]() Washington Post | 'Happy-Go-Lucky': At Last, The Sunny Side of Hollywood Washington Post - By Ann Hornaday That's the question that will inspire audiences fortunate enough to meet this year's most unforgettable and even revolutionary screen protagonist. Sally Hawkins Makes Happy-Go-Lucky Oscar Bid Lucky features spunky, irrepressible heroine |
Reuters - Arguably the most powerful voice in Motown's storied history has been silenced. Four Tops lead singer Levi Stubbs Jr. died Friday at his home in Detroit after a long series of health problems, including cancer and a stroke, that forced him to stop performing in 2000. He was 72.
Fashion Wire Daily - It was a green ending to a packed week of fashion shows at Smashbox Studios in Culver City, as the Mercedes-Benz Los Angeles Fashion Week closed out on Thursday night with the Green Initiative "Humanitarian Fashion Show." A consortium of eco-friendly designers put together by activist Mikey Koffman of The Gallery Los Angeles, the show consisted of five segments, with each designer showing a small collection.
Fashion Wire Daily - It was a green ending to a packed week of fashion shows at Smashbox Studios in Culver City, as the Mercedes-Benz Los Angeles Fashion Week closed out on Thursday night with the Green Initiative "Humanitarian Fashion Show." A consortium of eco-friendly designers put together by activist Mikey Koffman of The Gallery Los Angeles, the show consisted of five segments, with each designer showing a small collection.
In Monday's all-new ep of Gossip Girl, "Chuck in Real Life," Vanessa (Jessica Szohr) wins a round against Blair (Leighton Meester), Dan (Penn Badlley) steals Nate (Chace Crawford)...
So that's how she does it!
Tina Fey explains the intricacies of impersonating Sarah Palin's way-North twang during an appearance tonight on the Late Show With David...New York Times | Fox: The streak that just won't end! Los Angeles Times - One of my first e-mails this morning was from an agent, who succinctly wrote: "Check out the 'Max Payne' reviews. The streak is still alive! 'Max Payne': Rain Man, By Kurt Loder 'Max Payne' film a painful experience |

The candidates for president met on Long Island, near the capital of the global economic meltdown, for a Charlie Rose–style debate last week, but everyone seemed concerned only with how they were playing to the successful plumbers in the hinterlands. The following night, John McCain came under fire on David Letterman, then exchanged a few rounds of jokes with Barack Obama at the Al Smith Dinner. Obama stressed how tight his opponent was with George W. Bush, whose national approval ratings hit new record lows.
City Council Speaker Christine Quinn threw her weight behind Mayor Bloomberg’s three-peat bid; both pols hinted that property- and income-tax hikes were on the way. Hillary Clinton pegged her chances of hitting the White House campaign trail again at “probably close to zero.” Jon Bon Jovi scolded Sarah Palin for insinuating that his anthem “Who Says You Can’t Go Home” referred to Alaska, not Jersey.
An NYSE rally on Columbus Day was erased—and then some—after Fed chairman Ben Bernanke gave a gloomy speech at the Empire State Building. Other indicators of impending economic doom: Construction spending in the city was expected to fall by $7 billion over two years; Wal-Mart opened a temporary store in Times Square; and, most shocking, the number of entrants at MSG’s national cat show dropped by 23 percent.
An heir to the Hermès fortune was arrested on a Paris-JFK flight for allegedly grabbing the pilot’s crotch. Oliver Stone’s W. premiered at the Ziegfeld. Hot-dog-eating champ Joey Chestnut vacuumed up a record 45 slices of Famous Famiglia pizza in ten minutes. A 19-year-old Rangers prospect died on the ice in Russia, of an apparent heart attack. Eli Manning kept throwing despite suffering a painful-sounding bruised chest. The QE2 docked for the final time at its West Side pier. Madonna shocked no one by splitting up with husband Guy Ritchie, just days after attending Yom Kippur services with her just-good-friend A-Rod. And artist Olafur Eliasson turned off the tap on his salt-spraying waterfall installations.
UPDATE: After about two hours behind closed doors, the jury has left for the weekend without reaching a verdict. Deliberations are expected to resume Monday...
We saw F. Murray Abraham last night at the Directors Guild of America Honors, and man, is he pissed! The election cannot come soon enough for the actor, best known for his Oscar-winning portrayal of the obsessed, jealous Salieri in Amadeus. “I just wish those bastards who call themselves politicians would get their fucking act together,” he said about the struggling economy. “I'm talking about both parties. They're all shameless pigs. So I am upset. No one's taking responsibility for this! They're all pointing fingers at each other. Rotten bastards. It's all horseshit!” Get other spirited comments from the event by watching our Party Lines slideshow.

Andrew Lahde, the head of Santa Monica–based hedge fund Lahde Capital Management, who quit after posting an 870 percent gain last year, became something of a folk hero today after his awesome, Jerry Maguire–like farewell letter to clients made the rounds.
"I was in this game for the money. The low hanging fruit, i.e. idiots whose parents paid for prep school, Yale, and then the Harvard MBA, was there for the taking. These people who were (often) truly not worthy of the education they received (or supposedly received) rose to the top of companies such as AIG, Bear Stearns and Lehman Brothers and all levels of our government. All of this behavior supporting the Aristocracy, only ended up making it easier for me to find people stupid enough to take the other side of my trades. God bless America."
He went on to slam Congress for not reining in predatory lending practices, suggested George Soros start a new form of government, "that truly represents the
common man’s interest" and which would, he hopes, legalize marijuana.
It gets you high, it makes you laugh, it does not produce a hangover. Unlike alcohol, it does not result in bar fights or wife beating. So, why is this innocuous plant illegal? Is it a gateway drug? No, that would be alcohol, which is so heavily advertised in this country. My only conclusion as to why it is illegal, is that Corporate America, which owns Congress, would rather sell you Paxil, Zoloft, Xanax and other additive drugs, than allow you to grow a plant in your home without some of the profits going into their coffers.
You can read the whole thing here. Then "throw away the Blackberry and enjoy life." Or at least the weekend.

We have a pet peeve, and it's graphic tees. On one hand, 99.9 percent of these cotton suckers come from Annoying Ugly–ville, while .01 percent reside in the ever-admirable Corny But Cute–land. The one you see here is by designer Andrew Randle's Darkhorse line. It's called "Project Darkhorse," and it manages to simultaneously praise and poke fun at fashion gods John Galliano, Alexander McQueen, and Karl Lagerfeld while not looking totally idiotic. It's dropping in March 2009 for $45 on DarkhorseWorld.com. The finger-wagging, eyebrow-flexing, fist-clinching threesome look like they're just short of beating each other down. Doesn't make it you wonder, who would win in a fight? Also, don't you love how Karl has a fan?
Talk about bombshells: Max Payne hottie Mila Kunis spills to me that she's a World of Warcraft geek, and Ludacris explains why he wanted to point a gun at Mark Wahlberg. All that and hip-hop...
Ellen DeGeneres is taking her "no" vote to another level.
The Emmy-winning talk show host has given a reported $100,000 to the No on Prop 8 campaign that will be put toward TV...
Yesterday, much to our horror, we discovered that popular blogger-musician Kanye West cut a few corners recently by lifting an entire timeline from nymag.com to run on his site. But we're over it! In fact, if he's ever running low on material again, we hope he'll feel free to take anything he wants from us. Below are a few things we think would make excellent posts on kanyeuniversecity.com!
• This post about Mark Wahlberg (Andy Samberg was right!).
• Vulture's Oscar predictions. Who doesn't like Oscar predictions?
• An exclusive excerpt from Brian Azzarello's upcoming Joker.
• Perhaps our laudatory post on your interesting-sounding album listening party (which we were not invited to).
• Our first look at The Road.
• This list of the Six Great Underdog Movies John McCain Should Probably Watch — slideshows are great for traffic!
• Speaking of which, how about our photos from this week's twelve-hour Fucked Up show?
• Our Q&A with Clark Duke — he's funny!
Elizabeth Banks on Laura Bush:
Diagnosis: Blind love. Delusion. Need to dominate.
We know Laura Bush is a librarian who once voted for LBJ. So how'd she end up with this guy? Banks's take: She just plain liked him. Bizarre, we know. "We did our best to portray them in a solid, supportive union, which Josh and I believe they're in," she said. "They're very yin and yang. He makes her laugh and she classes him up. She's a very educated woman who married somebody who made her laugh. They're definitely not equals. She wears the pants. As all women do."
James Cromwell on George H.W. Bush:
Diagnosis: Child neglect. Repressed emotions. Thirst for power.
Cromwell says H.W. was an absent father because his father was an absent father. "Prescott also was not around. He was an alcoholic. The family lied about his alcoholism to themselves and the rest of the world. It sort of shut H. Walker Bush down." As a result, says Cromwell, "This is somebody who weeps before the Florida legislature about an election that his son lost the last time and is unable to finish because he doesn't know what to do with emotion. H. Walker Bush weeps in interviews but never communicates with his son. It's always through his mother. He hands him notes rather than talking to him directly because he really had an investment in Jeb, the younger son. Jeb was the one to carry on the dynasty because Jeb was the more rational one. The son, W., has been out of control since he was a boy and it never works between them."
Thandie Newton on Condoleeza Rice
Diagnosis: Depression. Codependency. Daddy issues.
Newton thinks Rice became so entrenched in the administration because of the timing of her appointment. "Her father died just before she became National Security Adviser," says Newton. "So there's a transference from the end of one family to the beginning of another." To cope, says Newton, Rice took on George W. Bush as her "prize student. It was a real sense of her steering him, but just steering him where he wants to go, giving him the information and knowledge about foreign relations and global politics to go where he wants to go." Newton doesn't see Rice as an active player, but rather, she says, "she was like his interpreter in many ways. She was able to interpret what he wanted and how he wanted to operate. And by giving him knowledge, she was really able to facilitate how he wanted to rule as president."
Richard Dreyfuss on Dick Cheney
Diagnosis: Narcissistic Personality Disorder. God complex.
Cheney always looks like he's passing a kidney stone in press conferences. Is he uptight? No, says Dreyfuss. "I think he has no affect. I think he's so confident that he has no doubt. He makes a statement and he doesn't wait around to persuade you." How would Dreyfuss tutor other actors in portraying Cheney? "I'd say, 'Listen to him not persuade you.' He believes what he says. He says it. And if you don't believe it, that's your problem."
Josh Brolin on W.
Diagnosis: Unfettered ambition.
We suspect if we'd gotten more than two seconds with Brolin on the red carpet we could have come up with a better diagnosis, but here goes, "I appreciated his conviction and his steel will a lot. Although I didn't appreciate his inability to reassess it. But I did appreciate his ability to change in his forties."
Oliver Stone on W.
Diagnosis: Daddy issues. Hubris. God complex.
Stone sees W. as so intellectually disinterested he'd never be able to answer the question, "How'd you screw up so bad?" "It's just that he's so intellectually disinterested. You could say to most people, 'What was it like to meet this world leader?' But he personalizes everything so much that it's not that interesting anymore. I've exhausted myself on George Bush."
Oliver Stone on Oliver Stone
Diagnosis: Hubris. Ambition. Daddy issues.
Is this movie about Stone? "That's not fair," he says. "Okay, a little bit. I have a little Bush in me. Of course I do. I think everyone does. It's the hubris and the arrogance, and I think you forget things. I think we all make mistakes, but at least I think I have the ability to admit some of them."
Reuters - Where to begin? The Old Hollywood vibe outside the renovated Palladium, with the spotlights, red carpet and swarms of celeb-gawkers and people-watchers? The long-neglected venue's new sparkle and revelatory sound? DJ AM's aw-shucks return to performing?

Some women like bags, some women like shoes. We're guessing architect Zaha Hadid is a shoe woman. Though she designed the Chanel Mobile Art exhibit — the Greatest Handbag Pavilion Known to Man opening in New York next week — she also collaborated with Aussie label Melissa on a pair of rubber shoes. Her most recent fashion collaboration is with Lacoste, also on shoes. Lacoste previewed the spring 2009 footwear at the Frieze Art Fair in London. Since we obviously didn't make it to that, we asked Lacoste to send over images, and behold! Above you see a mockup of the shoe. (Images of the actual shoes haven't been made available yet.) Hadid started by digitizing the Lacoste crocodile logo and then used this "as a basis to explore a series of surfaces with repeated patterns," according to the press release. Hadid says in the release, "The design expression behind the collaboration with Lacoste footwear allows the evolution of dynamic fluid grids. When wrapped around the shape of a foot, these expand and contract to negotiate and adapt to the body ergonomically. In doing so a landscape emerges, undulating and radiating as it merges seamlessly with the body." Is it just us or do these shoes sound really comfortable? Click through for more images.

Photo: Courtesy of Lacoste

1. Coldplay feat. Jay-Z, "Lost (Remix)"
Chris Martin says he's "waiting till the firing's stopped," then Jay drops two verses to remind us of the dangers of being assassinated. This is a weird remix. [Nah Right]
2. Jamie Lidell feat. Zion I, "Out of My System (Amplive Remix)"
Amplive (whose Radiohead remixes made him music-blog famous) decides to give us a little something of his own on this track, getting his group, Zion I, in on the action. [Rollo & Grady]
3. Roots Manuva, "Let the Spirit (Hot Chip Remix)"
Hot Chip makes it a lot easier for the spirit to move you, making this newish Roots Manuva track "even more bouncy-bouncy-bouncy" than the original. [Ohh! Crapp]
4. Reefer, "Hit and Run (Dntel Remix)"
A frosty remix of a song by the guy from the Unicorns, done by the guy from the Postal Service. [Polaroid]
5. …And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, "The Bells of Creation (Machete Mix)"
We don't really think this is the "song of the ages," as they claim in the lyrics, but this epic new track by Trail of Dead (even an acronym of their name is too long), from their forthcoming EP, Festival Thyme, is still good enough for right now. [Pitchfork]
Quelle scandale!
While hometown Wildcats fans are waiting until next Friday to see High School Musical 3: Senior Year, audiences in France—France!—get the movie on...
The hunt is on! (But the casting hunt is over.)
Sources tell me exclusively that Zeljko Ivanek, who just won an Emmy for Damages, will be joining Heroes later this season. He'll...
Who juxtaposed these two huge headlines — HOOKERS WORK LOCAL STREETS and SHE'S A HAPPY PUPPY! — with this photo of a sweet-looking Bay Ridge woman (with sick highlights!) getting licked by a dog? It makes you think she's one of the hookers and she's getting plenty of work, making mad bank and sharing the good times with her pet. Or, um, something grosser than that. When really she's like a volunteer for a doggie-adoption group. CONCERN GROWS indeed. [Bay Ridge Rover]

OF COURSE NOT. Even so, Paramount will be pushing Downey in the Best Supporting Actor category now that the studio's moved his The Soloist from a planned release on November 21 to March 29 of next year. The delay isn't because there's anything wrong with Soloist — in which Downey stars as an L.A. Times columnist who befriends a homeless, schizophrenic violinist played by Jamie Foxx — but because the studio wants to cut its publicity costs for 2008 (they're also bumping Daniel Craig's Defiance back to December 31, for a total savings of $60 million to $70 million). But forget for a minute that Thunder is a comedy, which already pretty much disqualifies it from awards consideration — isn't Downey's blackface role as Kirk Lazarus (in which he's totally excellent) meant to mock obvious Oscar-baiting parts that the Academy always nominates (like his other role in The Soloist, presumably)? When was the last time somebody got a nod doing that?
Paramount Delaying 2 Oscar-Buzzed Pics [Deadline Hollywood Daily]

So you people are nothing if not exhaustive in your examination of Gossip Girl. So much so, that once again it took us a week to get through your comments and assemble them to total up our reality index from Tuesday morning. This time around, many of you pointed out things that we wrote that weren't real. (Ingrates.) We'll re-award points for Nate's Yale connection, because yes, his mom is a Vanderbilt. More are noted below.
And no, Intel Editor Chris was not in Skull and Bones. You happy, Jessica? Now all the mystery between us is gone.
So our totals were:
Realistic: 72
Fake-seeming: 64
With your points added, the end result was:
Realistic: 91
Fake-seeming: 86
Okay, we should have taken off more points for all of the college admissions–related errors, clearly! Anyway, here are your points:
More Real Than Colleges Accepting Resumes (Okay, okay, we're old):
• Pseudonymous sex!! Plus 3. Get it?? Because Nate was pretending to be someone else...I personally thought it was a brilliant moment in GG writing. —MyHowNice and others.
• Chuck totally kept his cool when the secret society guys threw a bag over his head and dragged him away, while Dan screamed like the world was coming to an end when they did it to him. Plus 3, because he totally would. —ZRoddy
• "Let's face it, we're both going to Hunter." Plus 3 —Angela Chase
• Plus 3 for Serena watching The Tudors for Henry Cavill, bc isnt that why we ALL watch it? —Legally Bored
• Plus 4 for the Lauren Conrad reference by Blair. Because honestly, that is who Serena would want to have dinner (or at least go shopping) with. —Emandem (Echoed by BecauseItsNellyYuki)
• Plus 3 for Dan over enunciating "via" during his interview. I immediately remembered why I hate him so much. —Queen B
Faker Than an All-White Male Skull & Bones:
• The violins at the dean's reception playing "Time is Running Out" by Muse. Really? Did the dean let the freegan compose that for them? Minus 5 because this is almost as bad as last season when Jenny's choir group sang Fergie's "Glamorous". —ChuckYou (Echoed by…Aderkin, BunnyDW, ButterflyVV, ComfortablySmug, STM SML, Boston Beth, LivelyWaldorf, and Magadelic.)
• There was a shocking lack of a cappella. Minus 2. —All_I_Want_Is_Everything. (Echoed by Kyrielle08)
• The only Ivy League school this ragtag crew of friends and enemies would be accepted to, en masse, is Penn, not Yale. Minus 2. —JAVUUG
• Minus a million [Okay, Minus 5] because Serena and Blair are friends again, after all the drama and buildup!?!?!? What happened to Serena, revenge of the teenage bitch??? It can't be over after 2 episodes, I mean even real teenage girls hate each other longer!!! [Ed: SO TRUE] —TinyT
• Ok so Skull and Bones knows everything about Chuck and has in fact followed him and kidnapped him, but doesnt have the ability to do the same for Nate? Seriously, i think the most prestiguous secret society would at least have been able to google a picture of Nate. Minus 3. —LisaNicole (Echoed by Mandra20)
• Minus 2 because the first name on Nate Archibald's vacant mind would have been either Chuck Bass or something Dan would come up with, like: Tate Barchiwald. —ILoveChuckBass
• Please! Those pictures wont be future blackmail for the S&B members - if they ever run into Chuck in their future business careers they'll probably be proud of the good ole college days and ask for a frame for their offices. Unless, of course, they were shot by Mapplethorpe, in which case they must be destroyed. [We're not subtracting points for this, because, as another commenter pointed out, many of them would probably want to be politicians. But the Mapplethorpe reference was genius.] —TheWorldAway
• Minus 3 for the dean asking his questions alphabetically by PULLING THEM OUT OF A BOWL?? —Lo in Sojo
Earlier: Gossip Girl Gains the Freshman Fifteen
• Badgley Mischka celebrates its twentieth anniversary next year with a fragrance called Badgley Mischka Couture. It will launch in February and include notes of purple plum, blackberry, pear nectar, jasmine, gardenia, violet, white patchouli, black vetiver, and musk. You know, to keep it real. [Now Smell This]
MAKEUP
• Smashbox Cosmetics is sponsoring Los Angeles Fashion Week, and they're actually showing some interesting beauty looks for the runways. The bold pops of color for a yellow eye and heavy mascara at the Tulle & Cloth Logic show are certainly, well, eye-catching. [Beauty & the Blog/Sephora]
SKIN
• Clinique teamed up with Allergan to create a new skin-care line called Clinique Medical, which will only be available through physicians' offices. The line is for treating skin before and after cosmetic procedures like laser treatments, chemical peels, and microdermabrasion. [Cosmetic News]
• It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month, and beauty companies are capitalizing on the pink color and opportunities to give back. Here's a roundup of beauty products from hair dryers to moisturizing lotion that will donate money to breast-cancer research with every purchase. [Teen Vogue]
It's kinda hard to tell if this adaptation of John Grogan's best-selling memoir Marley & Me will be all bark and no bite—at least based on this new trailer, which shows Jennifer...
Americans know Eugene Hütz as the electric, mustached lead singer of gypsy-punk band Gogol Bordello, and as the English-butchering tour guide who stole the show from Elijah Wood in Everything Is Illuminated. Now, the Ukrainian-born Hütz stars in his second big flick, Filth and Wisdom, a little film directed by indie upstart Madonna. Acting alongside Vicky McClure (a dead ringer for a young Material Girl), Hütz plays a struggling musician who moonlights as a cross-dressing dominatrix. Vulture sat down with Hütz to discuss working with Madge, inspiring Gucci, and the politics of his handlebar mustache.
So what was the rapport like with Madonna as your director? Is she as scary as she seems?
[Laughs] She’s only scary to people who read too many tabloids.
Burn.
[Laughs] Sorry. But we were able to start on a fresh page and keep it fun. We became friends during the filmmaking and then performed at Live Earth together afterwards. She was very scrupulous with some of the actors, but I got off easy. A lot of other people experienced more actual directing. I was welcomed into the project on some special footing, so that gave me a lot of leeway.
So did you subscribe to and develop the film’s philosophy that one needs to wallow in filth to gain wisdom?
That’s really kind of a pop version of a lot of different philosophies. It’s a bit simplified. I subscribe more to the dedication and immortal passions that lead to wisdom. But cluelessness leads to experience, and experience leads to wisdom, so without cluelessness there can be no wisdom. It’s as simple as that.
You sort of fell into acting. You met with Liev Schreiber to discuss the soundtrack for Everything Is Illuminated, and he immediately cast you as the Ukrainian tour guide.
Ever since I was young, people have tried to push me into acting. They were always hustling me, but I went with my actual passion, music, and hustled all of that. All my friends and family predicted that I would be an actor, but that bores me. Performance can’t move the walls. You never see people going bananas in a movie theater, bouncing off the walls. They need music to help them get there, and that’s why I’ll always be a musician first.
You have some intense scenes playing a dominatrix, but you make riding a man on a harness look so easy.
It’s funny, because the scene where I’m whipping and riding that old guy was literally the first scene we started shooting. There was no lead time into that. So the first day, it’s like six in the morning, I just had my first cup of coffee, and I had to whip someone into a frenzy. That’s some real movie magic right there.
You’ve been hailed as one of the only men who can make a handlebar mustache sexy. Any tips?
Well, first, I think that’s an untruth. It’s a matter of cultural perspective. Look at the accordion. In the United States, the accordion is seen as the least sexy instrument ever. But if you go to Russia or Brazil, all sexual jokes are about an accordion player. The guy comes into the village playing the accordion, and things start happening. The guy who rocks the chicks is the guy with an accordion. So I don’t think I should take credit for making the handlebar mustache sexy, because it’s sexy in a lot of places — just not always in America.
What do you think of the line of Gucci menswear that you’ve apparently inspired?
I don’t know, man. If it’s inspiring, then good, but I obviously wasn’t dressing to inspire Gucci. I don’t know if they got the whole style of how I dress.
So they missed your point?
Pretty much. But I’ll keep it polite.
E! Online - Earlier this morning, Travis Barker told fans he was "healing up quickly" and would be out of the hospital "b4 you know it."
Earlier this morning, Travis Barker told fans he was "healing up quickly" and would be out of the hospital "b4 you know it."
He wasn't kidding.
On Friday,...
Well, it looks like our annual Office Party Patrol is just going to be a little less fun this week. Turns out the belt-tightening at Hearst hasn't stopped with the closing of CosmoGirl. Now comes word that plans for the company-wide holiday party are shelved. For years, Hearst treated staffers to a lavish catered affair at Tavern on the Green. But with the magazine business on the skids, Hearst cut costs last season by celebrating in the atrium of its new Norman Foster–designed tower (one staffer griped about food running out). Now even an in-house party seems excessive during the economic meltdown. A spokesperson says she hopes "employees will understand our recent decision to forgo a company-wide holiday party this year." Nobody else do this! As un-fun as most company events are, they're still necessary. How else would you know that Bruce in security does such a mean Tina Turner on karaoke?
• Given his juvie record, is Mark Wahlberg threatening to pound Andy Samberg's "big f--king nose" over some silly SNL skit really that funny?
• Heidi's got...
Bill Cosby–esque sweaters have made a resurgence in menswear stores across the city. We're talking bright, bold, bulky things that would make you visible from five miles away in an Arctic blizzard. (Insert your own joke about Sarah Palin's house and Russia here.) We noticed these frightening overthings last fall in Williamsburgian log-cabin-like restaurants and drinking establishments, but this fall they've infiltrated Manhattan. Now stores from the Lower East Side to Soho are channeling Cosby in ways we thought had been long buried in 5:30 a.m. time slots on network television. But unlike the knits of the eighties, these fashion statements don't come cheap. Click ahead to check out one of fall's gaudiest hipster trends.

In a transparent bid to give coastal elites earaches before Election Day, McCain supporter Lorne Michaels has booked shoddily hairpieced American Idol winner David Cook as the musical guest for the November 1 episode of Saturday Night Live. Cook will perform songs from his upcoming, cleverly titled album David Cook, and is widely expected to hit more wrong notes than the average 12:50 sketch.
'American Idol': David Cook heading to 'SNL' [Star Tracker/LAT]

Betsy Perry, the Bloomberg "Commissioner for Women's Issues," and belle lettrist whose searing prose paints perhaps the most vivid and honest picture of Manhattan on the cusp of the Greatest Depression we've seen so far, has a new column on the Huffington Post today: "I don't know what dinner at Sette Mezzo costs because my friend George obviously gets a bill sent home monthly. I never see cash nor do they take credit cards and mostly they recite the menu fortunately leaving off the price du jour for the turbot and truffles (this isn't Red Lobster)....My feeling about New York dining is it's about the buzz and if a restaurant doesn't have it, I'd rather eat at home watching CNN. One would never know from this restaurant that we've fallen on hard times or is it possible they're eating out of nervousness?" [HuffPo]

Part teen sex comedy, part anarchic road trip, Sex Drive has a punchy energy that makes it one of the funniest high-school movies since the original American Pie. A big part of its success is thanks to up-and-comer Clark Duke, who plays the wryest corner of a love triangle opposite Josh Zuckerman and Amanda Crew. Duke may still be best known for the hilarious Web series Clark and Michael (Cera, that is), but he seems poised to drink Jonah Hill's milkshake, with upcoming roles opposite Eddie Murphy and Nicolas Cage. As part of a weekend built around his very first press junket, Duke sat down with Vulture to talk about pal Michael Cera, the state of comedy and film, and his new-found respect for Hyundai Sonatas.
Have you prepared for this by incrementally talking more and more about yourself over the last several days?
I've been trying to get more vain over the last couple weeks to get ready!
What was it like shooting Sex Drive on location in Hollywood, Florida? Were you surrounded by slow-driving retirees?
Oh, I just destroyed my rental car. I drove this thing so hard that, by the time I turned it in, it kind of smelled like transmission fluid, all the tires were bald, and the hand-break wouldn't work. I'd never owned a car with a hand break — one that you can physically, Steve McQueen–style pull. Dude, I would be on four-lane roads, and since there's not that much traffic there, for the most part, I would see a place where you're supposed to make a left-hand turn, like a “lazy S,” and I got so good at it, I could just cut it, pull the hand break, and slide around through it. This shoot was like a driving academy for me. It was a Hyundai Sonata with a hand break, and I cannot recommend that car more highly for young race-car drivers.
It sounds like you're all set for the next installment of The Fast and the Furious.
I hope so. If they would let me do my own driving, I might do one of those pieces of shit. [Laughs]
When did you first meet Michael Cera, and what was the genesis of Clark and Michael?
When I was in college, I moved out of the dorms and into this apartment complex, and Mike lived next door to me. We met randomly in the hallway and hit it off, probably because we were the only two people there under 50. We bonded over playing guitar and listening to Weezer. And the genesis of Clark and Michael, I guess, was like that episode of Seinfeld where George is like, “This is the show!” We'd been talking about writing something, so I said, “Well, we have no other frame of reference or life experience to write about, but we can write about two guys trying to write a script and eating at diners and stuff.”
What do you make of Judd Apatow's cottage industry? There's been a lot of critical ink spilled over his films representing a big-screen return of the schlubby guy, the beta male.
Judd's most awesome contribution is relying a bit more on the actor with the writing and the improv, because a lot of the guys that act in Judd's movies are writers. That whole spirit is not about big, broad set pieces. It's all character stuff and awesome dialogue in settings and scenarios that people can relate to. Judd's changed the whole game, for the better.
I assume, perhaps unfairly, just because you've made an impression in comedy thus far, that that's where your main interests lie. Is that true?
The movies that I most enjoy going to watch are comedies. I don't really have that thing where as a comedic actor I feel like I still have something to prove, like, “I'm still an actor!” That kind of seems to be a trap that people fall into that I never understood.
You won't be going “full retard,” then.
Oh, I'll go double retard! [Laughs] I'm not hung up finding up some part to prove my mettle to people. I don't care that much if anybody thinks I'm a great dramatic actor. Because comedy's harder. It's much harder. If you have good timing, it's worth a lot more than being able to cry.
What do you have lined up next?
I shot this movie with Eddie Murphy called A Thousand Words that will be out in April or May, and then I'm leaving Tuesday to start this other movie called Kick-Ass, a superhero thing by the guy who wrote the comic for Wanted.
And are you imbued with superpowers?
No, only my good looks and easy charm. [Pause] That's going to read so well! It's going to read as dead serious.
Earlier: Internet-TV Star Clark Duke to Form Band With Kristen Bell

Matthew Settle, a.k.a. Rufus Humphrey from the Greatest Show of Our Time, can play a wide range of characters — the slightly disapproving cool dad, the sternly disapproving cool dad, and even the weakly angry cool dad! But Indiana Jones? That's a new one on us. At Wednesday night’s Condé Nast Traveler party, Settle told us about his adventures in the ancient world (he’s been to 48 countries!). "[One time] I was doing a show for the History Channel called Decisive Battles of the Ancient World. We were covering Alexander and some of his conquests in Egypt, so we went to Luxor," Settle told us. "I was down in this tomb looking at the sarcophagus and all the faded walls — we had a private tour — and I had my digital camera and I saw a hole in the wall next to the chamber, a wall with a mural." This is where the fun begins. From Settle's own account:
"So I stuck my camera up and took a picture. And there’s this guard carrying a machine gun that looks over at me and starts yelling at me in Arabic. We had a tour guy with us, and he quickly gave the guy some money. I thought he was going to shoot me! He gave him five Egyptian pounds — that’s about a dollar-fifty. A dollar. Five minutes after that he comes over and he’s carrying a bucket. A five-gallon bucket and he’s got a torch in his hand, and he says, 'Step up' in Arabic."
Well I step up, and I look down at the room I took a picture of, and there’s a stack of bones and all sorts of paraphernalia. It was in disarray, like bodies had been stacked on top of each other. Then there was one body facing forward, feet forward. It was a remarkable photo because the room had been previously undiscovered — there were definitely treasures in it, treasures in the room that were still in there. The guy was buried alive. The weirdest thing — which my girlfriend at the time pointed out to me — he wasn’t mummified, he was buried alive. All the other guys on the back wall were soldiers and they killed them — so they didn’t die alive, since their bodies were stacked on the back wall. And then the priest was buried alive — they sealed him into the room. And the weirdest thing is that he died holding himself, as a matter of comfort. And I didn’t even notice it. He died, and he’s got his hand on his bacon. I mean, it’s the weirdest thing.
Skeletons, treasure, and caught-in-the-act gestures? If only the next episode of Gossip Girl can live up to that! Eh, it probably can.

Fashion Week basically ended yesterday, but designers aren't languishing in Grecian hot springs with hot models feeding them grapes. They're back at the drawing board creating next year's pre-fall and fall collections. In fact, they're probably whipping up fabulous things right now as we type. We caught up with Phillip Lim this week at the Crystallized Swarovski Elements launch party for Unbridaled, a book of photographs of wedding decorations and gowns inspired by Swarovski crystals (Lim designed a gown for the book). What can we expect for his February show, which is so far away, yet so necessary to know about right this second? "Fun. Glamorous. Edgy. Jewel-toned colors. More luxe and rich in a way that it's not about more expensive — it's just the depth, the texture, the color, the feel," he explained. "It's the girl growing up. Grown-up girls that don't forget to have fun. It's going to be more emotional than ever." He added his approach to the upcoming collections will be the same as always despite the fact that everyone's so broke nowadays. "I mean, our business is pretty, wearable clothes. What would I change it to? All I could do is put even more of my heart and soul into it and make it even more personal." Aw.

For the past two weeks, Mark Wahlberg has publicly trashed Andy Samberg's expertly ridiculous portrayal of him on October 4's episode of Saturday Night Live, in a skit titled "Mark Wahlberg Talks to Animals." First he slammed the show, claiming it hasn't been funny in years. Then, last night, he told Jimmy Kimmel that the next time he sees Samberg, "I'm going to crack that big fucking nose of his. Then I'm going to tell him, 'Say hi to your mother for me.'" But according to his brother Jim — whom we met at Wednesday's GQ fund-raiser for the Gentlemen's Fund, for which Wahlberg is an ambassador — the sketch may have been more accurate than we realized. Jim hadn't actually seen the video, but when we explained it, his eyes widened with shock. "Oh my God. Mark DOES speak to animals. All the time. That's so weird! How did they know that?"
Still, though, Mark Wahlberg is determined to have the last laugh. He says he's been bombarded with questions about the skit and therefore shouldn't be held accountable for his not-always-hilarious answers: "Everywhere I go, someone asks me about it and I say something different every time. It depends on whether I want to be serious or sarcastic," he told us. Was he happy with the sketch? "I wasn't unhappy with it," he said. "It's just that after seeing the Tina Fey–Sarah Palin thing you were kind of hoping for something on that level. That's legendary. But they actually called and asked me if I would do something on the show this weekend, but I can’t stay until Saturday, so maybe we’ll film something in L.A. Lorne Michaels called [my agent] Ari [Emmanuel] and asked him. So, you know, maybe. We’ll have to do something funny this time around." Will he be talking to farm animals? "No, we’ll have to think of something funny to do," he repeated. "But [the sketch] was certainly … flattering."

Wal-Mart can't avoid sneaker copyright lawsuits these days. Last month the chain settled a trademark-infringement lawsuit with Adidas after Adidas accused them of knocking off their triple-stripe logo on sneakers. But now Nike's slapped Wal-Mart with another copyright-infringement lawsuit. The athletic brand says Wal-Mart's Shox footwear are too close for comfort to Nike Shox (the running shoes with the coil heels). Wal-Mart's version cost only $10 or so — a tenth of what the Nike kicks retail for at Foot Locker. [DNR]

The surprise guest at last night's Antony and the Johnsons full-orchestra concert at the Apollo? Not a Wainwright, Björk, Lou Reed, or a homeless performance artist. It was Beyoncé! Or maybe Sasha Fierce. Antony channeled Destiny's Favored Child in a rousing symphonic cover of “Crazy in Love.” The avant-garde singer pulled the same stunt at a BAM concert, but it was thrillingly new to us: His operatic but bluesy falsetto brought baroque desperation to lines like “kinda hoping you'll page me right now.” Indeed, the night's overall performance was something like a séance, with the ghostly lighting scheme shrouding the musicians in wispy shadows, and Antony, a tranny, Edward Gorey sort of character, singing (and wailing, and moaning) about tragic, supernatural creatures who transcend death, gender, and bad breakups.
The Doveman-ish “Crazy in Love” cover allowed some laughter and breathing room on a night that sometimes resembled an overly precious recital. (In actual pop-star sightings, cutie-savant Nico Mulhy, who helped with several of the arrangements, did a wave and bow at show's end.) Shuffling around in a white, floor-length gown festooned with crêpe blossoms and tubes, his overgrown black shag sometimes obscuring his face, downtown darling Antony has the softly mannish figure of Bea Arthur. As he sang mostly new material from the EP Another World and a full album due next year, we marveled at Antony's arch, awkward poses: a heaven-facing crucifix posture here, crazy-cat-lady head shake there, spastic hand twitches everywhere. The crowd, while they ate up his creepy cutesiness, were antsy for chestnuts from I Am a Bird Now, Antony's stunning 2005 album. “Sing ‘Spiraling’!” one fan screamed during an encore. (That's our favorite, too.) “You sing ‘Spiraling,’” Antony retorted in his quiet but startling baritone speaking voice. Beyoncé couldn't have put it more sassily herself.

Tyra Banks ought to be working on the twelfth cycle of America's Next Top Model now. A snitch who works at a restaurant she frequents leaked some top-secret ANTM info to a blogger. The eyewitness says Tyra sometimes comes in twice a week, always with the same man who works in finance she sometimes kisses on the lips. (It's probably her alleged boyfriend, investment banker John Utendahl.) But who cares about PDA when Tyra was overheard on the phone talking about ANTM?!
"On to Top Model news: she was on the phone most of her dinner with I’m assuming a producer from the show. She was mentioning the girls arriving in San Paolo. Getting Samba dancers and batacuda drummers to meet them on their arrival. A photo shoot with masks was mentioned (is this new crop so ugly she wants to hid their faces??).”
Ooooooh! Spoilers! We see a risqué swimsuit shoot in those contestants' futures. We hope there's a token religious girl who cries and bitches about it and gets sent home. That said, we also hope this totally random eyewitness account is accurate.
The Eating Habits of Tyra Banks (and other juicy deets) [NotSoGlamorous]

"That ain't my lane, dude. I don't beef. I don't do that. That ain't my thing. I don't do dis records. I don't do beef. I don't do any of that blogs talking about cats. I don't do that. That ain't my thing. I'm a grown man. I got money to make." — Ne-Yo doesn't believe in negative campaigning [MTV]
"I'm straight-up Daniel Day Lewis the way I approached the role. I spent time in Pennsylvania. I interned at Dutch Wonderland. I learned how to make soap and rope." —Seth Green on how he prepared to play an Amish character in Sex Drive [Movies Blog/MTV]
"I guess it's pretty gratifying to know that your music has been responsible for the birth of a lot of kids. In the English cable, the first thing they said was, 'Al, do you know how many kids have been born since you've been singing this music?' I said, 'Oh, God, here we go. Well, I'm gonna have to wade in the water, 'cause I really don't know. But I can imagine that quite a few.'" —Al Green [Spinner]
"There were days when I would look around the set, with all these tattooed faces and pointy ears, bizarre weaponry and Romulan linguists, with dialogue about 'Neutral Zones' and 'Starfleet' — and I would start sweating." —J.J. Abrams on being a non-Trekkie and making a Trek movie [EW]
"No Country [for Old Men] — now if you go and test that, you know, you can end up with all kinds of crazy reactions. 'Well, I don't know … The bad guy drives away. Why did he drive away? Did he ever get arrested? Why didn't he get arrested? How come this didn't happen? I didn't understand that.' You know what I mean? You have all kinds of reactions, cause they don't know exactly where the hell this thing — they don't know. They haven't even had a chance to digest the movie." —Barry Levinson on test-screening [A.V. Club]
"First time somebody threw me up, I was in the fucking doctor's office and couldn't move my fucking back, my vertebrae fucking got all fucking exploded. Then it was the knee; then it was the neck. It gave me a new kind of respect for a sport I had no respect for." —Mickey Rourke earns all kind of respect from critics who have no respect for him in The Wrestler [Chicago Tribune via PopMatters]

Spotted: Katie Holmes in a shirt from Comme des Garçons' H&M line. The goods don't hit the racks until November 13. We are bitter about this. First, we understand the celebrity-fashion publicity machine, but aren't we all excited enough about this line to want to buy it whether or not someone like Holmes does? Second, she can afford real Comme des Garçons — she doesn't need to wear pieces from the diffusion line she got for free. Unless she's broke too now. But still, this is injustice!
See more from the Comme des Garçons for H&M look book here.

Every week between now and February 2, when the nominations are announced, movies and stars will help themselves — or, sometimes, hurt themselves — in the Oscar race. Vulture's Oscar Futures will listen to insider gossip, comb the Oscar blogs, and out-and-out guess when necessary to track who's up, who's down, and who's currently leading the race for a coveted nomination.
| Best Picture | UP: Wall-E. Have you seen a better movie yet this year? Neither have we! And with so many of the fall's odds-on Oscar contenders turning to stinkers before our very eyes, Pixar's best-ever film may actually have a shot. |
DOWN: Frost/Nixon. Remember last week when this seemed like a lock? A chilly reception yesterday at the London Film Festival seems to have killed its chances. |
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| CURRENT PREDIX: The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, |
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| Best Director | UP: Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino. The details of the plot were finally revealed. Sure sounds like something they'd nominate him for, right? |
DOWN: Ron Howard, Frost/Nixon. Again, stinky reviews make this seem unlikely. |
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| CURRENT PREDIX: Danny Boyle, Slumdog Millionaire; Clint Eastwood, Gran Torino; David Fincher, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button; |
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| Best Actor | UP: Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon. Reviews for the movie aren't great, but, according to critics who've seen it, he's great in the role that already won him a Tony. |
DOWN: Viggo Mortensen, The Road. Maybe next year! |
| CURRENT PREDIX: Leonardo DiCaprio, Revolutionary Road; Frank Langella, Frost/Nixon; Sean Penn, Milk; Brad Pitt, The Curious Case of Benjamin Button; Mickey Rourke, The Wrestler | ||
| Best Actress | UP: Sally Hawkins, Happy-Go-Lucky. Everybody's flipping over the movie. Also, she's adorable. |
DOWN: Melissa Leo, Frozen River. Sure, she's excellent — but where did the buzz go? |
| CURRENT PREDIX: Anne Hathaway, Rachel Getting Married; Angelina Jolie, Changeling; Kristen Scott Thomas, I've Loved You So Long; Meryl Streep, Doubt; Kate Winslet, Revolutionary Road | ||
| Best Supporting Actor | UP: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Doubt. Nobody's seen his movie yet, but with supporting-actor showcases The Soloist and The Road on ice till 2009, his nomination feels like a sure thing. |
DOWN: Jamie Foxx, The Soloist. He seemed like a safe bet — until Paramount pushed back his movie until next March. |
| CURRENT PREDIX: Josh Brolin, Milk; |
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| Best Supporting Actress | UP: Kate Winslet, The Reader. Even if the movie is released half-edited and without a soundtrack, how can the Academy resist nominating her? They can't. |
DOWN: Debra Winger, Rachel Getting Married. If anyone from Rachel scores a nod in this category, we bet it's Rosemarie DeWitt. |
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The Wills Lifestyle India Fashion Week kicked off in New Delhi on Wednesday. The dour economic climate has had a negative effect on the Indian fashion industry, with international buyers placing fewer orders. But designer Ranna Gill has a coping mechanism. "I think you should use more bling when the situation is grim to cheer you up," he says. Yes! What the world needs now is bling. Sweet, sweet bling. [Reuters]
Fashion Wire Daily - Zac Efron, Vanessa Hudgins, Ashley Tisdale and the rest of their "High School Musical" cohorts graduated to college on Thursday night, descending on USC's Galen Center to celebrate the premiere of the third movie installment of that popular series.
Reuters - Steve McNicholas and Luke Cresswell, the composers-choreographers-directors who created the hit British stage show "Stomp" and shared an Oscar nomination for their short "Broom," have turned another shared passion into a hugely -- as in Imax huge -- entertaining documentary.
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