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AP - Isaac Hayes apparently died of a stroke, officials with the sheriff's department said Tuesday.
AP - Isaac Hayes apparently died of a stroke, officials with the sheriff's department said Tuesday.
Paris Hilton is in trouble for supposedly not doing enough to make National Lampoon's Pledge This! sound hot.
Not concerning itself with what a daunting task that was, the film's...
A treasure unearthed at the Strand: Karl Lagerfeld at Sacre Coeur with Anouck Aimee's daughter, Manuela Papatakis, in his design for Chloé. From Town & Country's Paris issue, April 1977.
Mischa Barton won't be hitting the books any time soon. "I would want to go to college for the learning," said the 22-year old. "But there's so much else that comes with that that I don't think I need anymore." Like a diploma? Then again, if your acting career is chugging along there's really no need to… Oh, wait.
Matthew McConaughey took his newborn son to a John Mellencamp concert. Apparently, McConaughey Jr. hasn’t learned the word "no" yet.
What will the Riviera be without topless sunbathing and ostentatious Russian billionaires? In a word, classier.
As far as George Clooney is concerned, he and Scarlett Johansson are in the same boat.
"I have never texted or emailed Senator Obama. And I'll offer a million dollars to anyone...
Despite being spotted together after her car accident with Shia LaBeouf, a new report says Adrian Grenier and Isabel Lucas are over.
Yesterday, Adrian's Entourage costar Kevin...
That's right. She's not going anywhere.Photo: Getty Images
Beckham Watch Continues! [Fashion Week Daily]
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What's with movies opening up on Wednesdays? First Pineapple Express and now Tropic Thunder as well.
—Lee
The release date for Tropic Thunder actually was changed...
A who's who of Hollywood turned out last night to remember Bernie Brillstein.
A memorial service was held at UCLA's Royce Hall to pay tribute to the late manager and TV/movie...
For a designer on the rise these days, it's de rigueur to be able to boast of a win in one of the world's high-stakes fashion contests engineered by the industry to nurture young talent. The Swiss Textiles Award stands among the most prestigious prizes with a massive payout of 100,000 euros, offering at least one reason for designers to be happy about the lopsided euro-dollar exchange rate. Co-sponsored by major Swiss women's magazine annabelle, the competition takes place each November in Zurich, where organizers stage a super-sized gala cocktail party followed by a fashion show featuring the six finalists. This year's group includes Rodarte, Richard Nicoll, Cathy Pill, TOGA, Louise Goldin, and Jean-Pierre Braganza. Special guest, "Sex and the City" stylist Patricia Field, will also show a collection designed exclusively with Swiss fabric. If past years of the competition are any indication, expect to be surprised: The diverse panel of judges and eclectic lineup of talent usually yields a too-close-to-call run-up to the announcement of the winner. Nonetheless, we'll be rooting for our home team duo, Rodarte, only the second U.S. designers to ever be nominated.
Isaac Hayes' contribution to soul, rock and South Park may live forever, but in the end, the man himself was a mere mortal.
Hayes died Sunday at the age of 65. And according to...
Um … yeah.Photo: Courtesy of Hotflops
Hotflops [FlopYourVote.com]

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So the movie is pretty over-the-top. How did you and Ben Stiller decide when to draw the line between funny and…
Heeeere we go. I know what's coming. [Laughing] I can see ten minutes into the future!
Well … I was going to say, between the funny and the totally ridiculous.
Neither he nor I are fans of cruel humor. Like the kind of humor that just makes people feel shitty. We're very careful when we tee up our subject, which was Hollywood and actors here. So obviously Lazarus (Robert Downey Jr.), as sort of the most risqué character, was the one we were most careful with. There's nothing funny about African-American jokes, but there's something very funny about actors playing African-Americans when they're white. We wanted to do a send-up of those Method actors who become anorexic and dysmorphic when they get parts, you know, live the role, pluck bald spots out of their hair.
Have you met lots of crazy Method actors?
Yeah, and weirdly, without naming names, the most have been in television, which is the most ironic thing ever. Television actors are always striving to be a little more on point, so there would be times when I'd be doing, like, your average show, and there'd be people in character at lunch, and you'd be like, "Knock it off! Cut the comedy! It's really just a cop show. It's not going to change the world if you break character at the craft-service table."
Where did the idea for Downey's character come from?
Believe it or not, all the characters came first from watching war movies. That was the blueprint. In war movies, especially lesser war movies, there's these horrible stereotypes of, like, the fat guy who's too slow and gets everyone killed, and the southern guy named Dixie, and the 19-year-old black kid from Detroit, and they all have terrible names like Fats or Motown, or the Jewish kid's named … Brooklyn! There's this perfect cross section of our fightin' boys! So that was a first step — who would be the funniest group to exploit? And then we also felt like, well, what's the worst cast we could possibly come up with to fill those roles? We knew any craven studio head would want an Oscar winner, an action star with major box-office clout, the comedy gross-out guy, the rapper.
Nick Nolte is really the perfect guy for his role — did you always have him in mind for it?
Oh, totally, it was like, "Wouldn't it be great if we could get Nolte for this?" And same thing with the cinematographer actually, John Toll, who did fuckin' Thin Red Line. We were having a meeting about shooting the thing and were like, "Why don't we get John Toll, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha." And then we did get John Toll!
Of the fake movies in Tropic Thunder, do you think a Hollywood studio would actually make any of them?
I think honestly they'd make all of them. That was the joke — it's going to be really funny when they make all these movies for real. If it was given a good writer and director, all these movies could be made. What's so funny is that they're really not all that far from the truth.
Okay — I now have to ask about Simple Jack …
God bless him. Well, that came out of the same place the others movies came from — what length actors will go to to get critical acclaim or comedic credibility or whatever. So we thought about having a set piece built around an actor who's failing in his career and thought if he did a movie about a mentally impaired guy he'd win an Oscar and breathe new life into his career. And he does it clumsily and terribly — not unlike reality, I might add. There are MANY films we're lampooning there, and TV movies included, just a bunch of movies we found completely outrageous.
The actors in the movie are all pretty much idiots. How stupid are actors in real life?
In real life? I mean, for the most part, actors, especially the ones I like — my friiiends — are great, but there are actors who actually start to believe they're as intelligent as the scripts they're mimicking. And sometimes that's true. But there are also actors who should never go off book. There are plenty of actors who are brilliant people, and plenty who should not be allowed on talk shows.
You're writing Iron Man 2, right? Given the success of The Dark Knight, are you tempted to make it darker than the original?
There's no temptation whatsoever. You know, I tremulously went and watched The Dark Knight myself, but it's a totally different movie, like, you know that Tom Cruise movie where he played the race-car driver? What was that movie called … anyway. It's like comparing that movie to Talladega Nights — it's two totally different animals. We have a leading man who can sort of relish being a cad, and that's a fun character to write for. We feel like we're in the clear. —Rebecca Milzoff
E! Online - Paris Hilton is in trouble for supposedly not doing enough to make National Lampoon's Pledge This! sound hot.
Whether you're a lady-who-lunches type or a hip young thing, the It accessory in Copenhagen right now is this festive handmade scarf from designer Rikke Mai. The Thai-sourced fabrics (they're traditional tribal attire), paired with bright yarn tassels are a fine example of the new bohemian look that is at the heart of many Danish labels. After seeing the scarf paired simply with a blouse-and-trousers combination, then five minutes later with a tank top, Hammer pants, and beaded vest, I knew I had to get one for myself. For more information, go to www.rikkemai.com.
When it comes to the current real estate market, David Hasselhoff has the law on his side.
A Los Angeles judge, apparently falling on the side of expedience, has listed the actor's...It's actually sort of awesome. We didn't want to admit it, but really it is. Just listen to "Shelf," the track above. Not bad, right? In fact, we're quite ready to preemptively declare it 2008's best power-pop song about a home-storage implement. If Rivers Cuomo had written a single this great (assuming he could still do such a thing), would it not have improved the overall quality of any of the three most recent Weezer albums by at least 900 percent? When was the last time Fountains of Wayne wrote anything this catchy? Surely the Jonas Brothers had co-writers, and, admittedly, not all tracks on Longer are this well constructed … but doesn't this sound way better than anything you'd assumed they were capable of? And can anything prevent their now-imminent world domination? We doubt it!
Earlier: Know Your Jonas Brothers Overlords

Fancy pants, Jessica Simpson.Photo: Jessica Simpson Fancy/Parlux
• Donna Karan is creating an eight-piece fragrance collection made up of scents past and present, to be sold exclusively at Bergdorf Goodman. In November, four Donna Karan candles will also be available exclusively Bergdorf for $60 each. [WWD]
PLASTIC SURGERY
• New York surgeons report a rise in shoulder liposuction because women want toned shoulders and blades that jut out like Keira Knightley's or Madonna's. Nothing says "vivacious" and "come hither" like bones jutting out of your back. [Daily Mail]
MAKEUP
• DueBa is a company in Korea that manufactures extra-wide versions of contact lenses so that when worn, eyes mimic the anime look. It cost $50 a pair to look like a cartoon, so Halloween, here we come! [BellaSugar]
HAIR
• Peaches Geldof claimed she passed out from hair-dye fumes last week. Tabloids claim the passing out was actually drug-related, and a doctor says it's fairly uncommon for people to collapse from ammonia fumes from hair dye. So … what now, Peaches? [Daily Beauty Reporter/Allure]
White House D.J. Battle [Blender]
This fall’s star-studded production of Anton Chekhov’s The Seagull is sure to be the most talked-about play of the season. If you only read the Cliff Notes back in high school, the BBC’s Anton Chekhov Collection is a perfect crash course in the icon's masterpieces, including The Seagull, The Three Sisters, The Cherry Orchard, and Uncle Vanya. Sure, it’s a big time commitment, but you’ll be rewarded with terrific turns by actors like Anthony Hopkins, Judi Dench, Ian Holm, and Ralph Fiennes.
Maybe there really is something in the water.
Where the Beijing Games are concerned, NBC's ratings are piling up about as high as swimming records are falling.
Today, the...
AP - On the very edge of the pier at Manhattan's busy South Street Seaport, overlooking the choppy waters of the East River, a circular tent beckons to theatergoers with antique signs, ornately stained windows and brash lights. Step right up and see the show.

Benicio Del Toro in CheCourtesy of Cannes
The New York Film Festival just announced its lineup, and there it is, just as we hoped: Hidden within a quirky program that features as its centerpiece Clint Eastwood's Changeling and closes with Darren Aranofsky's The Wrestler — Mickey Rourke comes to the NYFF! — is Steven Soderbergh's Che, arriving in its full four-hour glory for its American premiere (we assume). Other movies on the list we're excited about: Kelly Reichardt's Wendy and Lucy, Wong Kar-Wai's Ashes of Time Redux, Mike Leigh's Happy-Go-Lucky, and Steve McQueen's Camera d'Or winner, Hunger.
46th New York Film Festival [Official site]
Earlier: Is Steven Soderbergh’s ‘Che’ Headlining the New York Film Festival?
UPDATE: Carl Blonsky is back in New York after his attorney successfully lobbied a Turks and Caicos appellate court to return his travel documents and approve his departure from the island after...
Baccarat is launching Insomnight, a new jewelry collection that's hitting stores this fall. With the Superhero trend in mind, we've already picked out our favorite piece: The 18K gold cuff bracelet with the brown mordore crystal. Baccarat 18K bracelet, $11,000, available at Baccarat, NYC, (212) 826-4100, www.baccarat.com.

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So cool, in fact, she became muse to counts of the avant-garde Viktor & Rolf when she met them in 1999. She even walked their runway with an army of Tilda models in 2003 (if that doesn't make you jealous, you are just not human). In addition to embracing the fine lines around her eyes, she also embraced her body after giving birth. W magazine notes that Swinton appeared nude in The War Zone in 1999 four weeks after having twins.
“I was not in a state to make a film of any nature at that time,” says Swinton, “so I thought the one thing I could contribute was the real body of someone who had just given birth.”
Juergen Teller shot Swinton for the September issue of W. At left you see her casually wandering about the park with a big tail-less cat, wearing Rodarte hose and a Giorgio Armani coat and skirt. And there's more where that came from after the jump.

From left, Swinton wears a Yohji Yamamoto jacket and skirt; she wears a Fendi mink and Jean Paul Gaultier calfskin skirt.Photo: Courtesy of W

Here Swinton wears an Escada blouse, a Dior suit, and a Louis Vuitton hat. We mean, what do you walk the dog in?Photo: Courtesy of W
Social Studies [W]

And she looks like she'd have such normal friends!Photo: Patrick McMullan
Robert Philip McGovern: McGovern is a "spiritual healer" who is a friend and former associate of Rielle Hunter, the Times reported. He arranged the fateful meeting between Edwards and Hunter in the Beverly Hills Hilton last month, where the former presidential candidate was trapped by National Enquirer photographers. To lure him there, he told Edwards that Hunter was "having some trouble." Edwards agreed to see her if McGovern would also be present. The Times questioned whether McGovern was deliberately setting Edwards up to be caught by tabloid reporters. According to a New Age Website, McGovern "uses philosophy, psychology, and the intuitive to find resolutions that move people back into alignment with the universe and into a place of peace, harmony, and joy.” He also lives in Santa Barbara, according to neighbors, where he is active in community and political affairs. Um, yeah he is.



From today's Post.

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And that's not all! As we've discussed, she dated writer Jay McInerney (and made quite a name for herself), her former father-in-law was the district attorney in the JonBenet Ramsey case, and Fox News even reports that she knows the Dalai Lama! With friends like that, this woman was clearly destined for greatness.
Earlier: Turns Out John Edwards Isn’t the Only Person With a Crazy Rielle Hunter Story
Jay-Z brought the house down when he popped up at Kanye West’s MSG show last week to perform a snippet of “Jockin’ Jay-Z,” a track off his upcoming Blueprint 3. Now we’ve got the whole track, and man, is it a banger. Jay stomps his way through a skeletal vocal sample and beat, proving the greats don’t need much to shine: “That bloke from Oasis said I couldn’t play guitar / somebody should have told him I’m a fucking Roc star.”

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At the very beginning of the novel Herb and Pippa are having a housewarming party, and among the guests are a fiction writer, a poet, and a screenwriter. Does that scene reflect your own upbringing?
Definitely, to a degree. I think when you are around a certain kind of milieu, you learn about rhythm of speech. You almost absorb it. So I am sort of able to re-create that rhythm of speech and way of being in a very easy way. But it’s kind of a different vibe. My upbringing was much more bohemian and different from what Herb and Pippa are living.
Do you tend to draw on your own life in your work?
Like most fiction writers, I’m more interested in hiding; otherwise I’d be writing memoirs. And I always give myself to the most unlikely candidates, like 80-year-old men. You’re more likely to find me in male characters than you are female characters.
Where did the idea for the character Pippa come from?
I met up with someone I hadn’t seen in a long, long time, like twenty years or something, and she had really transformed herself as a person, going from being a pretty wild person to being remarkably stolid and a kind of calm, gracious woman. And I was like, What happened to this person? And I started to think about outer transformations, and to what degree our inner life is changed as well. And funnily enough, I got lost in an old people’s home.
That really happened?
That really happened. My brother-in-law made the joke that if we stayed long enough, we’d have to actually retire there. And I thought, Well, that would be funny. Writing the younger part was kind of hard, because in order to get that voice, I really, really had to hear it in my head as if I was thinking that way. As if I was sort of Pippa.
Is that why you switched to first person midway through for young Pippa to tell her story?
I think I shifted because I liked the idea of judging a person up to a certain point, and almost feeling like, Okay, I know who this person is, I sort of know her a certain way. And then to drop into someone’s real “I” — in other words, their true thoughts — would probably be a shocker because we have separate selves. I was just interested in dropping the bottom out of the book.
And when did you decide this would work for a movie?
I suppose it was when I was reading the very last draft of the novel. I began to have that double vision that I start to have when I start seeing it as a film at the same time.
Ever consider casting your husband?
No. He’s not really old enough for Herb, and he’s not young enough for Chris. It would be my greatest wish to work with him again. But it would have to be the right thing.
—Lori Fradkin

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Coney Island: Did you hear that two Russian-émigré ex-Marines who did time in Iraq got the shit kicked out of them by a (nonwhite, we infer) mob when they tried to rescue a girl who was being attacked? Maybe God thinks you need news like this to offset the euphoria of headlines like the 88th birthday of the Wonder Wheel. [NYP via Queens Crap]
Inwood: Maybe you can get whole-wheat pizza up here, but good luck finding a bike rack. Ah, that awkward semi-gentrified stage...every hood goes through it. [Streetsblog]
Forest Hills: If you're "American like me" in this diverse neighborhood, here's a primer of what's going on in China, Russia, and Central America to make conversations with people from those countries, "when your kids play with their kids on the slide." It's easy! "Just set them up and let them speak." [Forest Hills 72]
North Bronx: If the city blasts into Jerome Park Reservoir as planned, gazillions of rats will be unleashed into the area, says an enviro honcho. But Bloomberg says no worries: He'll dress up as the Pied Piper and lead them to Yonkers. Okay, we're kidding again. Damn it. We love that image so much. [NYDN]
He doesn't mean to be age inappropriate. Young Danny Pacheco (his MySpace profile says he's 17, but he admits in one video that he's just turned 11) is just giving it his all in his series of YouTube videos, in which he sings sexy oeuvres by Britney, Janet, and Danity Kane. One unintentionally hilarious rendition of Mariah Carey's "Touch My Body" threw up too many red flags and was (sadly) pulled down.

Knapp outside her studio.Photo: Melissa Hom
What’s behind the name Mischen?
It’s pronounced just like the English word mission. It means to mix in German. I liked how it sounded a bit androgynous and interesting, and it's the perfect philosophy behind what we do. Lots of layering, like our fabric work for spring. It’s definitely a mix.
This is your first presentation during Fashion Week. How’s it going?
It’s terrifying! We haven’t done castings. I think we have everything in place. We have a lot of really great people onboard. Friends are helping us. And we just had to do it this time around because look books are great, but we’ve been under the radar long enough.
What's the first designer thing you ever bought?
It was probably from a thrift or consignment store in Winnipeg. An eighties Chanel sweater.

It was 90 degrees when this was taken. Notice the scarf.Photo: Melissa Hom
What are some of your favorite vintage stores?
I used to love the Chelsea flea market. I got so many costume-jewelry pieces and thirties and forties slips, tap shorts, and jackets. It’s not so good anymore. Edith & Daha is cute. And eBay. That’s where most of the stuff I have is from.
Are there any trends you wish would go away?
Leggings. I think that’s sort of going away already. I saw a thing about leather leggings and no … And the love of jersey. I don’t know if that’s ever going to go away. When I start a collection, I never, ever think of jersey.
What designers do you love?
Balenciaga, love Marni, love Miu Miu. There are some really great men’s designers. I love Robbie Geller, love Thom Browne. I mean, I get really inspired by menswear too.
What’s one thing you really want to buy right now?
Besides an apartment? I really feel like I should treat myself to a couple pair of shoes. Or a vacation to Barbados.

Alexis Bledel wore this dress to a premiere. Fancy.Photo: Courtesy of Mischen
Decadent and crazy?
Prints. I think people should have more prints in their wardrobe. I think people shop for other people; they don’t shop for themselves like they should.
Do you think you dress for yourself?
Hells yeah! It’s way more fun that way. —Amina Akhtar
But we're not 100 percent convinced that the dude awkwardly pacing the stage and being chased off by shouts of "Bullshit!" in the video above isn't Doom. True, the fellow at Rock the Bells seems slightly slimmer than the guy in other live Doom videos. But who's to say our man hasn't been hitting the treadmill? Is it possible that the MC's unhinged reputation has preceded him? Doom, if you read Vulture — in between bouts of spackling, we assume — let us know! —Amos Barshad
Fake MF Doom Performs at Rock The Bells [Exclaim.ca]

You can't fool us, Van Der Woodsen.Photo: Getty Images
Everyone's Talking About Blake Lively [Cosmopolitan]
Related: Daily Intel's Prodigious Coverage of Soon-to-Return Show Gossip Girl
Joseph Mitchell’s fascinating and delightful mid-century reporting — for the long-defunct Morning World, Herald Tribune, and World-Telegram newspapers, and, finally, for The New Yorker — has us yearning for his saltier, scrappier New York. Mitchell’s forte was in shadowing marginal characters (“…the would-bes and the never-wills and the God-knows-whats,” in the words of one profile subject Joe Gould) and expanding on their obsessions (whiskey, clam digging) at length, a format captured in these Random House reissues of three of his greatest works.

Anya Gallaccio's Like We've Never Met (2003).Courtesy of Lehmann Maupin NY

We dare you to count the number of breasts in this picture. Photo: Wonderbra.com
Hundreds of boobs, one big Wonderbra ad [Adfreak]

Now imagine this with the national anthem playing in the
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AP - "Fresh Kills" (G.P. Putnam's Sons, 326 pages, $24.95), by Bill Loehfelm: Junior Sanders, the narrator and main character of Bill Loehfelm's first published novel, is a bitter, angry man and with good reason.

We know you're looking at us, Diddy. Photo: Getty Images
Diddy agreed to a one-on-one sit-down in his sixth-floor boardroom, away from the party on the third floor to chat with us about the line. Ahem. He already wants to see us alone? We're on the fast track to success! This was the perfect opportunity to convince him our biceps are big enough to carry the twenty-pound bags filled with BlackBerry chargers, an Apple laptop, hand lotion, Mott's applesauce cartons, and three iPods that he makes his assistants lug around 24/7. And when he arrived, he opened up the doors of the boardroom into his private office, a peachy-white carpeted haven with a wooden desk and white chairs. We could get comfy here, we thought. Diddy sat down in his gray pants and white crewneck tee, mere inches away from our face. We saw his white boxer-brief underwear, too. But really, who hasn't?
We got all the other questions, like how's the line, what's your inspiration, congrats on the new I Am King fragrance, blah blah blah, out of the way just in time to ask the almighty mother lode: After knowing us for eleven minutes and participating in somewhat of a staring contest without breaking eye contact for the entire duration, would he hire us? "I would let you be my assistant. I can feel your energy," Diddy told us, staring into our eyes, sans sunglasses, his signature cover-up to hide emotions. The eye lock lasted a little too long, though, and for a hot minute we forgot we wanted to be his assistant, not his twentysomething arm candy. But he wasn't playing us, he actually added more: "You've been looking at me in my eyes this whole time so you're not afraid of me. You don't seem like you let people push you over, and I need my assistants to be like that."
Read between those lines, suckers. It takes eye contact and energy for this man. And, in more or less words, he offered us the job. Peace out, New York Mag! We have Aubrey O'Day's schedule to manage. —Sharon Clott
Related: Wherefore Art Thou This Fashion Week, P. Diddy?
Nelly's New Underwear Ads for Sean John Revealed

Manning's Men's Vogue piece includes a scene from his apartment in Hoboken (yep, still Hoboken), in which he points out a wooden wardrobe he bought while antiquing with his mom. Later, his wife — whom he refers to, without irony, as "the missus" — mentions that they can use their high-powered telescope to spy into Manhattan buildings across the river, a statement that completely embarrasses poor Eli. The keywords here: Hoboken, antiquing, and missus.
Then there's the Esquire profile of Brady, where the writer wonders, from the back of the limo they're riding in, whom Brady might be leaving behind at his (presumably huge) L.A. home. He speculates that it might be his girlfriend, supermodel Gisele Bündchen, but he doesn't ask Brady. Why? Because he's been told the following by Brady's agent about including mentions of his girlfriend or son in the article: "They will not appear in the story. If you ask about his son, they'll stop the car and drop you on the fucking 405." The keywords here? Limo, supermodel, and the fucking 405.
And there's plenty more like that: Manning is described as "a joker — not a one-liner comedian but more of a prankster." Brady, meanwhile, is "the master and commander, the alpha and the omega, the cock and scrotum, the very living tissue of everything Patriot, the sine qua non of the National Football League." Well then. Eli may have his Super Bowl ring, but no number of magazine covers will make him the rock star that Brady is. Which is exactly why we love him. Manning, that is. —Joe DeLessio
How Eli Manning Took Over an American Football Dynasty [Men's Vogue]
Tom Brady Interview [Esquire]
Related: Eli Manning Wins One for the Geeks
FINANCE
• Sharp-tongued analysts Meredith Whitney and Mike Mayo are ganging up on Goldman Sachs now, after their stock dropped 4 percent this morning: "In short, Goldman is no longer as much in the right place at the right time, at least compared to the past year," Mayo wrote. [Reuters]
• UBS gave into shareholder pressure and agreed to separate its investment bank from its wealth-management arm — but it insists it's not going to sell off parts of the business. [Reuters]
• Meanwhile, Lehman Brothers could bank between $6.5 billion and $13 billion if it spins off its Neuberger Berman asset-management unit, a cash infusion that could boost the firm's balance sheet as it dumps mortgage-backed securities at a discount. The only problem? If Lehman sells off the entire unit, "then they'd run out of bullets," one analyst says. "How do you know you won't need more cash four to five months from now?" [Bloomberg]
• Oh, also? Pretty much everyone has lost faith in our banks: 60 percent of institutional investors think there'll be another major financial-firm failure within six months; 15 percent more think the failure will be within six to twelve months. And, as you know, if enough people believe it, it starts to come true. [FT]
MEDIA
• Wrap-dress designer Diane Von Furstenberg is set to pen a column for Departures magazine. [WWD]
• Speaking of! Is her husband, Barry Diller's nemesis and Liberty Media Group chairman, John Malone, interested in purchasing AOL? [Reuters]
• Here's a new revenue model for bloggers: tipping. Salon's "Open Salon" allows members to tip one another with real money. [CNET]
REAL ESTATE
• The New York Police Department plans to make the new World Trade Center site super-secure. [Curbed]
• The Spider-Man who climbed the New York Times' building last month says it was "the biggest mistake" of his life. He says he didn't think his climb would cause a big stir, even though he hung an Al Qaeda banner from the building. [NYDN]
• TriBeach, a 37-story hotel and apartment project on Eight Avenue that was originally fast-tracked, has been put on the back burner. [NYP]
LAW
• JPMorgan, Morgan Stanley, and Wachovia are now in Andrew Cuomo's line of fire. The attorney general plans to begin "immediate" settlement talks with the banks regarding the never-ending auction-rate-securities mess. [NYP]
• Countrywide gets called out by the Justice Department. [NYT]
• George Clooney might be returning to the big screen as a lawyer: His production company, Smokehouse, bought the rights to the book about the Salim Hamdan trial, and Clooney is believed to be interested in playing the role of Hamdan's attorney, Lieutenant Commander Charles Swift. [WSJ]
Come August, summer's early sensuality turns into a Cole Porter chorus of "I ain't up to my baby tonight, 'cause it's too darn hot." Happily, L.A.'s Jancar Gallery offers an antidote to humidity-induced apathy with "Narratives of the Perverse: No One Under 18." The show's ten participating artists offer up erotic paintings and drawings, including scenes from Ignacio Noe's graphic novels, Sherie' Franssen's Cecily Brown-inspired abstractions laced with saucy sex scenes, and Amanda Church's pornographic paintings, brilliantly disguised as benign colorful shapes. Roger Herman even sexes up his charmingly wonky ceramic bowls and mugs with images of limber young ladies in unladylike poses. And Katina Huston's doodle line drawing looks dirty, too, though you can't quite say why. But maybe that's just the heat getting to your head.
mk's cool, weathers hot [Lola London]

Comme des Garçons line for H&M.Photo: Courtesy of W
…[A] range of tailored jackets, many deconstructed, along with cropped pants, baggy shorts and a variety of skirts in stretch wool. On the perkier side are polkadot knits in jersey or merino wool, colorful shirts—some with dots—and a “showpiece” coatdress decorated here and there with dense Victorian ruffles.
We dare say we are amenable to all of that. However H&M wasn't quite so into Comme des Garçons designer Rei Kawakubo's initial advertising campaign ideas, since she didn't want to show any clothes in the images. Her usual pictures of robotic dogs by underground artists might draw in the well-heeled folk who shell out upwards of your rent for her Comme des Garçons duds just to get their edge on, but broke folks need a touch more incentive. Learning curves, Rei. Learning curves.
Comme and Go [W via Shophound]

Photo: Nysun
Would you like to gently throttle them yet?
"I thought it was a great idea," Mr. Blaichman said in an e-mail message written in all caps. "Instead of working for someone else as summer interns they would get real life experience building, organizing, and running their own gallery."
Patrons of the gallery are "a combination of our parents' mailing list and our mailing list," Genevieve, the daughter of the painter Judith Hudson and the writer Richard Price, told the Sun, although making money is of course, "not a goal." The gallery is altruistic, in a way, and though the artists are mostly their friends, they also include a 52-year-old Romanian "outsider" artist, Ionel Talpazan, who claims he was abducted by aliens and whose paintings reflect that experience. "He doesn't have a phone or a computer, so we got his address and just showed up at this door in Harlem," Caroline Copley (grandfather: William) told the paper.
Anyway, it is mostly for fun.
When a reporter visited the gallery on a recent afternoon, the atmosphere was low-key and familial. Ms. Hudson-Price and Ms. Copley were wearing outfits more suited to, say, riding bikes down to the beach in Amagansett than manning the front desk at Gagosian. Ms. Hudson-Price was wearing a ripped tie-dyed T-shirt, shorts, and artfully mismatched earrings; Ms. Copley was wearing a strapless sundress.One of the artists in the current show, Sebastian Bear-McClard, dropped in. "Nice tan, Caroline," he said to Ms. Copley.
Wow, so they've gotten tans and and work experience that one could consider extremely valuable, as long as they never have to work with anyone else, ever.
Three Friends Start a Gallery (With a Little Help) [NYS]

Plum Sykes.Photo: Getty Images
Also, Sykes has never been shy about putting real people into her fiction before, so let the guessing games (and cameos) begin. Who, for instance, inspired "Eva, the beautiful and brilliant leader of a cosmetics empire"? Olivia Chanticaille? Aerin Lauder? See — it's already fun. The only thing the Variety story doesn't tell us is whether the show will be set in Manhattan. Somehow, though, this doesn't really strike us as a Seattle-type sitcom. —Lori Fradkin
NBC developing 'Mogulettes' [Variety]
Reuters - Madonna has chosen French Haute
Couture house Givenchy to design clothing for her new "Sticky
and Sweet" world tour which starts in Britain this month, the
fashion firm said on Tuesday.

Agyness Deyn, Gwyneth Paltrow, and Sarah Jessica ParkerPhoto: Getty Images
4. Carla "Could Not Be Anymore Fabulous" Bruni
5. Daisy "Pink Tutu" Lowe
6. Maggie "Stylish Style Schizo" Gyllenhaal
7. Elle "Champion of the Flat Shoe" Macpherson
7. Uma "We're Back to Paying Attention to Her Clothes" Thurman (yes, No. 7 is a tie!)
8. Natalie "Champion of the Vegan Shoe" Portman
9. Kate "Forever Wispy" Hudson
10. Dasha "Roman Abramovich's Girlfriend" Zhukova (okay, that one's not very clever — but would you have known who she was otherwise?)
Moss dropped from best-dressed list [ITN]
Ask any old fashion assistant, those lowly magazine trolls who work 12-hour days for twenty-something thousand dollars a year, about the ethics associated with accidentally forgetting to return a sample and accidentally taking it home with them, and most will tell you it's mere income augmentation (the publicists in charge of tracking those samples might have a different perspective, however.) At a recent cocktail party in New York, we stumbled upon a new phrase for this practice, something much kinder than "thieving." "Stall To Steal" is an expression many use to describe the editorial song and dance between editors and their press contacts wherein a variety of excuses"that dress is stuck in customs," "those shoes were assigned to another shoot," "a celebrity wanted to wear that diamond ring out one evening" are some frequently used examplesare used to distract publicists from the obvious fact that the garment or accessory in question is clearly in an unmarked bag under their desk. Now you know.

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• Chuck Todd and friends say the memos "paint a picture of Mark Penn as someone who just doesn't seem human...[and] show Hillary Clinton as shockingly paralyzed." It's clear that Clinton's management problems would have been an issue whether or not John Edwards had run, despite Howard Wolfson's revisionist claims. [First Read/MSNBC]
• Josh Marshall concludes that despite the "clucking about whether the campaign's message just accidentally stumbled on to charged words and association," it's clear now "that the people in charge of the message weren't sloppy and unlucky but rather what you would expect, professionals following a detailed plan." [Talking Points Memo]
• Marc Ambinder doesn't get the sense from the Obama campaign that they are "particularly troubled by the revelation" that Mark Penn wanted to portray Obama as "foreign." [Atlantic]
• Allahpundit thinks the "real surprise" of the piece is that there's "no evidence of any malfeasance by the Clintons. Incompetence aplenty, to be sure, but all the dicier stuff comes from Penn." [Hot Air]
• Ben Smith finds this Penn line — "He may be the JFK in the race, but you are the Bobby" — "a bit ironic in light of the late-in-the-day RFK flap." [Politico]
• Greg Sargent thinks it's interesting "just how far off Hillaryland's radar that guy from Illinois was." John Kerry, Edwards, and Al Gore all got their own entries in one of Penn's early overviews of the race, while Obama was bunched in with Chris Dodd, Tom Vilsack, and Joe Biden. [Talking Points Memo Election Central]
• James Fallows takes note of how "the perfection of the technology for spreading and sharing written material has made writing weirdly less useful for conveying private thought," as anything you e-mail "could turn up somewhere unexpected months or years or decades later." [Atlantic]
• Nate Silver is surprised that in Penn's discussion of important demographic variables in the race, he "gives short shrift to the most important demographic variable of all, which was race." The 100-point swing in support she suffered among black voters "translates to a 20-point swing among all voters. And that, essentially, was how the primary was lost." From the memos, it's clear "that the Clinton campaign had very little idea this was coming." [Five Thirty Eight]
• Taylor Marsh wonders if, in light of the Edwards affair and now these memos, "the stars" are "converging to sabotage the Democrats," or if Democrats are doing it to themselves. [Taylor Marsh]
• Mike Allen thinks the "juiciest" memo is Penn's New Hampshire–strategy memo testing which negative messages about Obama were most effective at making voters less likely to vote for him. Allen calls this "McCain's Blueprint." [ Politico] —Dan Amira
For a complete and regularly updated guide to presidential candidates Barack Obama and John McCain — from First Love to Most Embarrassing Gaffe — read the 2008 Electopedia.
If the family that prays together stays together, it stands to reason that the menswear brand that works collectively on everything from developing prints and patterns to making lookbooks will eventually, in like spirit, launch womenswear together, too. Such is the state of affairs at Modern Amusement, a fashion house so committed to its kibbutznik principles that creative director Mossimo Giannulli would prefer never to be mentioned by name, much less speak on behalf of his team. "Our girl has been stealing her boyfriend's Modern Amusement for a few years now," he explained, bowing to necessity, when asked why the label had decided to branch out into womenswear. "Adding women's pieces really rounds out the brand." Beyond that, the clothes must speak for themselves: Inspired, notionally, by a squadron of muses including Lou Doillon, Annie Hall, and Françoise Hardy, the debut collection riffs less on its references' particular styles than on the insouciant chic they all share. Ruffled minidresses, pleated party skirts, and vintage-inspired blouses are all femme; standout items stolen from the boyfriend closet and duly tweaked by the Modern Amusement team include slouchy wool trousers, cropped blazers, and V-neck cardigans. The couples that dress together do, apparently, look best together.
Dana Davis, a West Coast philanthropist and teacher, knows what it means to have sore feet. For years, she was unable to find shoe options that got the green light from her foot and ankle specialist, Dr. Bob Baravarian. Undaunted, she decided to launch her own footwear line, engineered by Baravarian and handcrafted in Italy. Her 14-piece, comfort-oriented Spring '09 collection doesn't include any towering stiletto heels, but we're not talking Earth Shoes, either. Instead, think mid-level heels in slick styles and colors, including orange, jade, and silver. For more information, see www.danadavis.com.
AP - The upscale French fashion house Givenchy will help dress Madonna for her upcoming "Sticky & Sweet" world tour, a spokeswoman for the label said Tuesday.
Sadly, those friendship bracelets you made at summer camp all those years ago aren't really appropriate for the office. But Sunday's Best has come up with an alternative that you can wear anywhere: gold vermeil and oxidized silver versions that are cast from the real thing. Minus the fraying edges and loose threads, of course.
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