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AP - NEW YORK (AP) Steven Tyler sought the "safe environment" of rehab last month to recover from more than just surgery the Aerosmith frontman now says was fighting a dependency on pain and sleep medication.
AP - NEW YORK (AP) Steven Tyler sought the "safe environment" of rehab last month to recover from more than just surgery the Aerosmith frontman now says was fighting a dependency on pain and sleep medication.
AP - NEW YORK (AP) Steven Tyler sought the "safe environment" of rehab last month to recover from more than just surgery the Aerosmith frontman now says was fighting a dependency on pain and sleep medication.
![]() Sydney Morning Herald | Judge orders TMZ to remove sex tape of actor Verne Troyer Los Angeles Times - Actor Verne Troyer arrives at the premiere of Paramount's "The Love Guru" held at Grauman's Chinese Theatre on June 11, 2008 in Hollywood, California. Judge halts release of Verne Troyer sex tape Actor Verne Troyer sues TMZ.com over sex tape |
![]() Vancouver Sun | Uma and groom-a Chicago Tribune - By RedEye The actress and her boyfriend, Swiss businessman Arpad "Arki" Busson, are engaged, Thurman's rep confirmed to the New York Daily News. Report: Uma Thurman engaged to financier Uma Thurman to wed again |
Vanity Fair photo 'embarrassed' Cyrus Chicago Tribune - As Miley Cyrus gets ready to release her "grown-up" album on July 22, she said the photo of her bare shoulder in Vanity Fair "makes me even more relatable" because even she makes bad decisions. Miley Cyrus: It 'Still Hurts' to Think About Vanity Fair Shoot Miley Cyrus: Photo Controversy 'Still Hurts' |
AP - Another chapter has been added to the Lohan family saga and this time, it may be another Lohan.
AP - Another chapter has been added to the Lohan family saga and this time, it may be another Lohan.
AP - Another chapter has been added to the Lohan family saga and this time, it may be another Lohan.
![]() Wall Street Journal | Cinematographers guild blasts SAG Variety - By DAVE MCNARY With the Screen Actors Guild's contract talks showing negligible progress, the Intl. Cinematographers Guild has blasted SAG's leadership -- and SAG has hit back hard. George Clooney pens letter over SAG talks Burbank is bracing for a possible strike |
![]() Vancouver Sun | Timur Bekmambetov on 'Wanted' Variety - By JEFF SNEIDER At the beginning of "Wanted," one of the world's deadliest assassins dents a steel elevator with his heel as he propels himself outside the shaft at supersonic speed before leaping off the skyscraper to another rooftop. Movie review: 'Wanted' is a thrilling, ridiculous summer ride Jolie hits the mark in 'Wanted' |
![]() Wall Street Journal | Movie Review: Wall-E Entertainment Weekly - By Owen Gleiberman There's a way to measure how well an animated film takes over your imagination. Do you forget, during the movie, that you're even watching animation? “Wall-E” Greeted With Rave Reviews A Droid Piece of Filmmaking |
![]() E! Online | Joker glows in 'Dark Knight' Variety - By MARC GRASER, DAVID S. COHEN The Joker's been a real wild card for Warner Bros. and "The Dark Knight." But as the film's bow nears, the studio is betting big that the dark villain of "Dark Knight" is a big draw. Giving Heath Ledger Credit Ledger's final role might be his best |
![]() Sun-Sentinel.com | Laughter From the Assembly Line New York Times - Spike TV’s first original comedy, “Factory,” stars, from left, Jay Leggett, Michael Coleman, David Pasquesi and Mitch Rouse. Crude dudes work OK in Spike's 'Factory' 'Factory' for laughs opens on Spike TV |
![]() Vancouver Sun | A Girl’s Life New York Times - By AO SCOTT Doll and owner, in matching outfits, at the New York premiere of “Kit Kittredge: An American Girl.” More Photos » You grow up being told that you can do anything - run for president, win a Nascar race, fly into space or become a four-star ... Bleak Past Catches Up To a Troubled Present Little American girl |
![]() New York Daily News | Fear and Loathing on a Documentary Screen New York Times - By DAVID CARR HUNTER S. THOMPSON, who has been lionized in two feature films, served as the model for a running character in “Doonesbury” and is the subject of enough doctoral dissertations to build a bonfire, now has a documentary devoted to him, ... 'Gonzo': A look at Hunter S. Thompson Tears & loving at Hunter S. Thompson tribute |
AP - A trio of newcomers breathed new life into Paris menswear on Friday, with displays that ran the gamut from sober minimalism to Gothic excess.
AP - A trio of newcomers breathed new life into Paris menswear on Friday, with displays that ran the gamut from sober minimalism to Gothic excess.
AP - LOS ANGELES (AP) Uma Thurman, star of the "Kill Bill" thrillers and "My Super Ex-Girlfriend," will marry financier Arpad "Arki" Busson, according to a report Friday in the New York Daily News.
AP - LOS ANGELES (AP) Verne Troyer successfully shut down the distribution of a sex tape featuring the "Austin Powers" actor and a former girlfriend for now.
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Rose McGowan has been the go-go dancer with the machine-gun leg, and now she's going to be the She-Devil With a Sword.
The titian-haired former Charmed star has signed on to play the...
LOL (in a good way).Photo: Rogan Gregory and Michael Stipe
To round out Stipe's bronze items, and the window boxes, Gregory contributed paintings to the exhibit. "I think Michael has an amazing sense of humor. I mean, some of this is really funny — it's ridiculous. I mean it's like, fucking, supersized-alarm-clock cardboard," he said. "I think we have a good visual dialogue. And we're kind of collaborative." So, if there's so much bromance going on, why the antagonistic moniker? "That's where the 'versus' thing is really funny — because he and I are so in line with each other aesthetically that there really isn't any tension. We're like, 'Fuck it, we need to create some tension here, dude,'" he explained. The precariously placed boxes are meant to add to that, but aren't they afraid they might get hijacked, since they're sitting on the sidewalk? "Yeah, they're going to be gone tomorrow," Gregory shrugged. (If they need replacing he's got leftovers in the basement.)
Gregory said he wants to show new exhibits in the store every six weeks or so. He has one on tap for six weeks from now that "involves kimonos," but wouldn't reveal the artist. "He's one of the more clever, creative people that I've met," he said of the mystery person. "We kind of have these — I don't know how to put it. Whenever we talk it's like we get into this banter back and forth about ideas that are kind of absurd. It's like a different language. It's weird. I used to know these Icelandic people and get really fucked-up, and we'd speak in this separate dialect. I can't even tell you." Whatever that means, it sounds like a fabulous bonding method! Is alcohol necessary to partake? "It's a catalyst, but it's not necessary." We'll just pretend he said "Yes." — Alisa Gould-Simon
I just read about yet another celeb checking into rehab for something other than drugs or alcohol. Come on, really! Foot injuries? Depression? Are we supposed to believe all...
There's one less unnecessary thing on the Internet these days.
A federal judge has granted a temporary restraining order preventing distributors from haggling over the new Verne...
Graham Bunn, still a Bachelor.Photo: Courtesy of ABC
Speaking of the stock-car race, it was during that episode that one particular bachelor, Graham Bunn, caught our attention. “Are you nervous?” DeAnna asked. “I don’t even own a car!” he said. “I live in Manhattan so I just take the subway every day.” Aw! One of our own! Plus, he comes off as moody, prone to jealousy, commitment-phobic, and emotionally stunted, just like every guy we’ve dated in this town. How could you not root for him?
Then lo and behold, Graham — who we might mention is ridiculously hot — emerged as a front-runner. (We like to think it's because DeAnna wanted to move here.) He was the only guy who made DeAnna schoolgirl giddy. But they argued a ton and she sent him home on the latest episode for an inability to talk about his feelings. It was a heartbreaker of a good-bye, with DeAnna crying and saying that she was sending home the one person she thought she was falling in love with, and Graham giving her a note "for you and you alone, not for any show, not for any person but you." On Tuesday, they'll have their first meeting since the show on "The Men Tell All" reunion special. Jada Yuan caught up with Graham to find out what happened the night he was dismissed, and whether he's free now to date the rest of us.
Did you watch the episode where you got dismissed?
Yes, I have seen that one. Heh-heh. I watched it with a few friends and, um, it went as well as can be expected, you know. That was a difficult episode to choose to watch.
How’d you feel about your depiction?
Well, obviously I am depicted as a very closed-off person, which I don’t think is entirely true. But in that situation, yes, I thought it was very fair that they depicted me in that manner, because with DeAnna I was very closed off to her.
What did you think when she said she was falling in love with you?
Um, it was a little painful. I felt like I had hurt her, and that's something that you never want to do with anyone, let alone someone who you spent the past few weeks with.
Were you falling for her?
I was not falling in love with her, no. But I did have strong feelings for her.
Then she started bawling in front of you. What went through your head then?
I knew that it hurt at the moment, but that everything was going to be for the best. She and I both knew it. It was more mutual than you will ever see.
Why did you go on the show in the first place?
You know, because it was an opportunity to meet a girl that had the backing of an entire network. And when you go out to meet people you go on referrals of friends and families. And if you know an entire network is going to base an entire multi-million-dollar show on someone, you would imagine that that person would just be an unbelievable person to have in your life. I was excited to meet her.
Had you seen The Bachelor?
I’d actually never seen an episode of The Bachelor or The Bachelorette before I went on the show.
Were you prepared to propose in two weeks?
Yeah, definitely. But, see, you go into the show prepared for the concept of marriage, but the variable in that is you don’t know the person when you go into it. And there were quite a few concerns that I had with her, and I’m sure she had just as many with me.
I find it totally weird that she never talks about what she does for a living.
She never does. She was just pretty content to talk about her feelings — 120 percent of the time.
Did you ever talk about her life and her job?
You know, she and I talked about … mostly how I felt about her. [Laughs] I’m sure we talked about music sometimes. But, no, the time that you are given it’s pretty much revolving around the concept of the show and the relationship and where you are in the process and how you’re dealing with that. We didn’t talk day-to-day details too much, which is obviously kind of disturbing if you’re going to marry someone in that short period of time.
Overall are you happy with how it came out?
I’m content with how it came out. I think a lot of my personality doesn’t shine through. And I am a little bit disappointed that the show cut all of that out and turned it into, “She was just unbelievably physically attracted to me.” I just think that’s a little demeaning.
What do you think of dating in the city?
It’s interesting. There’s quite a bit of turnover. There’s a lot of people here, and I work nights, so it’s difficult sometimes to maintain a social life when you’re working four or five nights a week. But I’ve been very blessed. I’ve dated quite a few very nice girls and we’re still friends to this day. You know, it was difficult, knowing that if you were dating someone on that show and it didn’t work out that you more than likely would not be friends because she’d probably be marrying a person that you hung out with.
You can’t be friends with someone who marries a guy that you know?
No. Out of respect for the guy that I know, I would imagine that would probably make him a little bit uneasy. If anyone watches the show, DeAnna and I obviously have a connection that doesn’t translate to “just friends.”
Now on the show it says you’re a pro basketball player, but that’s not true anymore, right?
Right. Not anymore. I actually played professionally in Germany for a while but ended up breaking my hand pretty bad, which put an end to that. And now I’m in the city and I’m a partial owner of two bars in midtown and I model on the side and am just trying to find my way and find my niche and find a little direction in my life.
What bars do you own?
Calico Jack’s and McFadden’s, on 42nd and Second. There are several investors and owners, and I own a small percentage, but it’s still pretty cool to have your name attached to it.
Do you meet girls in your bar?
No, no. Obviously you meet girls in your bar, but I try never to date anyone that I meet at the bar.
So what’s on the dating horizon for you now?
Well, there’s someone that I have in mind here that I would not mind asking to dinner in the next few weeks.
Where would you take a girl on a date in New York?
Freemans is my favorite restaurant in the city. For a first date it’s great. The food’s good, and the setting’s nice. And I’m a big fan of the house band at Café Wha?, the cover band they have on Friday nights. That’s a lot of fun for someone I’d been dating for a while. Maybe not a first date.
Do you think the show can work?
Yeah. I definitely think the show can work. It didn’t work for me. But that doesn’t mean it doesn’t work. I hope that she finds love, and I hope that it works for her in the end. But DeAnna and I in that process just weren’t made for long term.
Neal McDonough is the future on Wisteria Lane.
The former Boomtown star will be joining the cast of Desperate Housewives this fall as a new addition to the neighborhood who could become...
From left: Thierry Mugler, Jean Paul Gaultier, and Dries Van Noten.Photo: imaxtree
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Michael Lohan's been logging some quality father-daughter time with Lindsay this week, hanging on the set of her new flick, Labor Pains.
Little did he know he'd end the week...
Kate Moss at Glastonbury today.Photo: WireImage
• Speaking of Moss, her hairdresser, James Brown, created mini hair-care products to meet airport carry-on restrictions. [British Vogue]
• Ken Pavés, celebrity hairstylist to Jessica Simpson, will release his third hair-care line, called Healthy Hair, on HSN on July 9. Wow, Jessica really catapulted him to... HSN. [WWD]
• Tweezerman now makes Splintertweeze, bright-yellow, ultrasharp tweezers designed specifically for ripping out ingrown hairs. Looking at them is rather terrifying. [Kiss and Makeup]
• Bumble and bumble will relaunch its Curl Conscious line this September. [WWD]
MAKEUP
• There's a shake-up going on in the French corporate offices of Clarins. Recent stock-market activity indicates they're either going private for more control of the company or they're ready to announce an acquisition. Aren't you just on the edge of your seat waiting to find out? [Cosmetic News]
• A research company found that 59 percent of women are cutting spending on cosmetics. In other news, you heard about the stock market today, right? [WWD]
FRAGRANCE
• Ralph Lauren will release a women's scent this fall called Notorious, inspired by film-noir movies. In case you were wondering what that smells like, it's a " 'sparkling spiced oriental' fragrance composed of top notes of black currant, spicy pink peppercorn and Italian bergamot; middle notes of chocolate cosmos, white frost peonies and carnation, and bottom notes of patchouli musk, vanilla and orris." Duh.[WWD]

Clockwise from top left, Aneidy, Paris, Jamyrah, and Derrick.Photo: Tim Murphy
The meet-up was held by the Reciprocity Foundation, which shepherds such youths into creative-sector jobs. A few of the young networkers talked about where they'd been, where they hoped to go, and the likely difficulty of being an actor with a side job as an M.D.
Aneidy "Love" Merono, Green Chimneys resident
So you just went into the independent-living part of Green Chimneys?
You have your own keys and come in and out as you please, but you have to have a job and go to school. I study hospitality at Globe Institute of Technology.
Describe living at Green Chimneys.
Annoying. Hectic. But structured. I felt safe.
And you were living house to house for five years before that.
Three, four months. Once eight months with a lady from church who said, "Stay in my house and tell them I'm your godmother."
How did you end up going from home to home?
My mom does drugs. I started having anger problems, being violent all the time. Then I opened up to a friend who said, "Stay with me," but there were always mad dudes there. And my room wouldn't be locked. It was stressful.
How are you doing now?
I'm more open and stable than I was before. I have a social worker, and we meet once a week. But sometimes I think, If I were living with my mom, this would never have happened.
Describe your life in five years.
I'll have my associate's degree and my own apartment. I see myself in the arts. I want to act.
Paris Kiria, 16, Green Chimneys resident, high schooler, intern at Hetrick-Martin Institute
How'd you come to Green Chimneys?
I don't really know. I have very good parents.
Did they kick you out?
No. They're very wealthy.
Did you want to leave?
No. I was born in Greece. We moved three years ago to America. They sent me to my grandparents in North Carolina, and I didn't want to be with them.
You lived in Greece up until three years ago?
Crete. I was born there. My dad's Greek.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
If I don't become an actor or model, I want to become an M.D.
Couldn't you do all three?
I'd love to. But it'd be weird for an actor to go to a side job at a hospital somewhere.
Jamyrah Brown, 19, Green Chimneys resident, in a GED program
Were you homeless before Green Chimneys?
No, but I was moving from place to place. I refused to stay home because me and my stepfather didn't get along.
What do you want New Yorkers to know about you?
It's not easy being transgendered.
Has it gotten better for transgender people in New York City in recent years?
In my experience, yes.
Where do you want to be in five years?
Have my own place in Manhattan. Be a hip-hop-reggae dancer.
Did Janet Jackson inspire your bangs?
No. I like the hippie look.
Derrick Cobb, 21, works at Brooklyn Industries store
How did you get to Green Chimneys?
My stepdad was very abusive. When I got older, I started to fight back. But my mother wasn't too fond of that, so she kicked me out. I was homeless for a few months.
Where would you stay?
At my friends' house all day. At night, my cousin would sneak me into her bedroom, feed me, and do my laundry. She wants me to move in with her after this. We're really close, but we still give each other that personal space.
Where do you hope to be in five years?
Hopefully I'll have a song on the airwaves, or I'll be in Milan modeling at Fashion Week, or I'll be at the Tribeca Film Festival with some of the hottest actors and entertainers. I love to dance and perform. I'm not the best singer. But who needs to sing with all the technology?
Speaking of that, do you think Madonna's too old to be getting all sexy with Justin Timberlake?
You're as young as you feel. I'm 21, and I feel like I'm 12.
—Tim Murphy
First he'll have to dispose of a bunch of TiVos, filled with not-yet-watched episodes of Mad Men, followed by an assortment of Muxtapes containing Vulture's celebrity-curated summer playlists. Next, he'll have to sweep up pieces of all the pottery we broke while playing the Star Wars Wii light-saber game. Unsold passes for Will Smith's Hancock will probably be littered throughout our national parks and forests (along with very few ticket stubs for the movie, since we don't think it's possible it'll be a hit).
Wall-E will have to find a place to put David Simon's Emmy for Best Drama series, along with J.J. Abrams's stack of discarded treatments for Cloverfield 2. Surely there will be landfills piled high with copies of various mandatory-sex memoirs and Beatles-themed video games. Plus, he'll need to get rid of all the second-place ribbons awarded to the losing mutts on CBS' Greatest American Dog and previous sonically inferior reissues of Liz Phair's Exile in Guyville. Also, presumably, there will be mountains of thrown-out iPods loaded exclusively with MP3s of Shaq's 2008 megahit, "Tell Me How My Ass Taste (Remix)."
ALSO: Yes we have seen this and we're not sure we want to believe that it's from the show. They're going to get back together just like that? And why would Dan be in the Hamptons? What is he working as a caddy for Jill Zarin or something? Oh god that's it isn't it.
Chace Crawford and Ed Westwick Gay Rumors Are Absolutely Untrue [Us]
Earlier: Nate and JC Chasez Are Not Gay With Each Other
Related: The Genius of Gossip Girl [NYM]
Paramount Pictures is hoping Booty Sweat leaves a good taste in America's mouth. (We know, it felt disgusting just writing that.)
The studio has announced plans to market a real...Mad Men really is that good. When you flick open the Zippo-shaped metal case containing season one and light up your TV, we assure you you'll be dazzled by the sixties-style skirt-chasing, publicity-spinning, and Scotch-swilling. The trappings — outrageous dressing gowns, perfect tumbler glasses — are beautiful (like the cast), but the script is the real marvel, as sharp as anything we’ve seen on TV. Realism fetishists might complain that these admen are too sharp, too quick — but wit is their job.
Nelson Mandela's not just a moral authority, he's a miracle worker.
Tens of thousands of punters and a slew of A-list stars and musical acts gathered in London's Hyde Park...2. John Legend feat. André 3000, "Green Light"
Though this is John Legend's song (available only as a snippet until a few days ago), it's André 3000 who's in the driver's seat, as per usual. [Just a Moment]
3. A-Trak feat. Lupe Fiasco, "Me and My Sneakers"
This is the track that should've been A-Trak's song for Nike, except Lupe was switched out for Kid Cudi because he couldn't get cleared by his record company. We guess Nike doesn't like selling shoes. [Nah Right]
4. Andy Yorke, "Rise and Fall"
We know a guy who studied with Thom's brother Andy at Oxford. This new song from his upcoming solo album is nice enough, but we think that maybe he should've stuck to academics. [Hypeful]
5. Nas, "Sly Fox"
How does Nas feel about Bill O'Reilly and Fox News? To find out, you're just going to have to download this new song. [Nah Right] —Ehren Gresehover

Alexa Chung and Gok Wan.Photo: Courtesy of C4
In the first episode Chung pays a visit to Roberto Cavalli in his Florence home, where she meets his pet dog, parrot, and monkey. Oh what we would have given to see Roberto padding around in his slippers! Sadly we can't watch the full episode on Channel 4's Website, since we're not in the U.K. or the Republic of Ireland. Bollocks! The site promises we can get our fix by watching clips from last night until we "come ashore," but those aren't working either. Double bollocks! Fortunately good ol' YouTube has a clip from the show. It's the segment where Gok goes through Geri Halliwell's "dirty laundry" — in other words, some of the tackiest clothes she's worn. Click through to watch the clip.
Cavalli Bright [British Vogue]
Last night on television: Gok's Fashion Fix [Telegraph]
So is it? We don't know, as we won't see the future Best Picture winner until this weekend. Based on what we do know, though, we do think some of the concerns of the F-Word (and Fatshionista, which ran a similar post earlier this month) are a little off base. Fat people don't cause the destruction of Earth in Wall-E, and aren't the villains of the movie; hundreds of years of life spent in zero-gravity space has caused the human race to be fat. But as the F-Word asks, will that make a difference to the average moviegoer, or will they just laugh at the fatties?
We'd like to think that Pixar will treat this as deftly as it's treated previous sensitive issues in its movies, such as tragic toy-to-toy surgical grafting and anti-rodent discrimination in the kitchen. Surely we won't find ourselves in the theater tomorrow night, feeling vaguely guilty as the audience screams with laughter during the moment when (as a Fatshionista commenter reveals) a totally fat guy falls off his chair and rolls around like a turtle on his back, right?
Wall-Mart Nation Finds 'WALL-E' No Laughing Matter As Very Nervous Mouse House Hides Fat Characters [NYP Movies blog via Defamer]
Pixar joins in on fat-bashing [The F-Word]
Fat! Lazy! Humans! Destroy the Earth: Wall-E does not compute [Fatshionista]

Trishelle, a.k.a. "Trashelle," from The Real World:
Las Vegas.Photo: Courtesy of MTV
Lower Manhattan: A big meeting Monday to go over progress on the redo of ground zero will conspicuously not come with a timeline for the famously feud-y, dragging project. But at least you can see a few subterranean floors of the Freedom Tower popping up! [NYS]
Red Hook: The first Sunday Ikea was open here, 810 cars went down Bay Street, which connects the store to the BQE, compared to 235 the week before. The Brooklyn Paper knows, because they stood there and counted! [Brooklyn Paper]
Ridgewood: Environmental concerns are only partly responsible for City Comptroller Bill Thompson's rejecting a $3.3 million city contract to turn a part of Ridgewood Reservoir into sports fields. [Queens Crap]
Upper West Side: It's a sad, gentrified day when you read about a guy apparently trying to smoke the coke off a dollar bill in the subway and your wish that he get the help he clearly needs is undercut by a quietly happy murmur of Bush I–era nostalgia in your tummy. [East Village Idiot]
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Volunteers will be strapped to a wooden board and have water poured over their face to simulate drowning.
Participants should look on it, Power's assistant says, "as an old-fashioned Coney Island–style ride" that "will hopefully settle the question of what waterboarding is like … whether it is torture or fun/crazy/scary." Hmmm. We suspect if you're a prisoner who is most definitely not having this done voluntarily, there's no way you'd see it as fun. But for everyone else? Well, it's pretty hot out. You do what you need to do to cool down. Full press release after the jump.
LAWYERS WANTED FOR NYC WATERBOARDING EVENT +++ Step Up And Ride the Waterboard of Terror +++ An Experimental Art Event Presented by Steve Powers and Creative TimeWANTED—Fifty courageous lawyers willing to be waterboarded for five
seconds. Volunteers will be strapped to a wooden board and have water
poured over their face to simulate drowning. You will be required to
sign a release and attend one short training session prior to the
event.IS IT SAFE? Yes. The waterboarding will be carefully supervised and
last for a maximum of five seconds. Trained medical personnel will be
on hand. Volunteers will be able to stop the waterboarding at any time
by ringing a bell.WHEN? July 2008, exact details TBA
WHERE? New York City, exact details TBA
WHY? We're interested in whether waterboarding is torture. Now that
this question has been handed over to the courts, who better to answer
it than trained legal professionals?INTERESTED? QUESTIONS? Send your name and contact info to Steve Powers
at ridethewaterboard@gmail.com.
Related: Three Young Men Try Waterboarding And Tell the Tale [WSJ]

Rachel Selekman's Yellow Velvet Spray (2008).Courtesy of Metaphor Contemporary Art

Sarah Jessica Parker in a dress from her Bitten line.Photo: WireImage
Steve & Barrys has retained the services of Conway, Del Genio, Gries & Co., a restructuring firm specializing in turnarounds while Goldman Sachs Group scrambles to scrape together $30 million in emergency financing to cover a string of unpaid bills that are just coming to light.Despite growing their volume to nearly $1 billion, their profit margins are still so narrow that the chain was unable to properly finance its rapid expansion plans leaving local contractors, advertising bills and even some longtime vendors unpaid. There are rumors that the retailer may have to file bankruptcy as early as next week.
The reason they're low on cash? Their clothes are ridiculously cheap! Though the brand garnered much attention with celebrity-designed lines like Sarah Jessica Parker's Bitten, it can't have been that profitable, since every piece costs under $20.
We tried calling Steve & Barry's this morning, but they don't disclose the number of their corporate office and only have a toll-free number. So then we tried to call a random store in Massachusetts to see if they could put us through to corporate. When we finally got kind, real people on the line, they were obviously in another country (bad phone connections and all). It seems if you want to call a Steve & Barry's store in America, you (logically) have to be patched through from the other side of the world. Maybe the outsourcing is a cost-cutter? we thought. Or just a total waste of money.
Business Update: Steve & Barry's On The Ropes [Shophound]
Tagline: "One unlikely team is on a mission to get back home…"
Translation: And by "unlikely," we mean a dog and a cat — not a robot and a cockroach, lest there be any confusion.
The Verdict: While Pixar plays box-office chicken with protagonists who get less adorable every year (cars, rat, waste-management robot … deer tick? Cancer cell?), Disney's other animation studio seems to be going the more traditional route with this Cute Overload–style on-the-road movie starring a dog, a cat, and a wisecracking hamster. So, when families with small children are inevitably disappointed by Wall-E's wordless, postapocalyptic, environmentalist, anti-consumerist tone poem this weekend, at least they'll have Bolt to look forward to in November (let's hope by then the kids have stopped crying). Plus, this thing should probably sell a few landfills' worth of stuffed animals.

Jason Kidd, not allowed to use his hands.Photo: WireImage
Walk they did — about 500 people lined the field, scaled the fence surrounding the field, and climbed trees overlooking the field to watch the game, which featured San Antonio Spurs Dallas Mavericks star Jason Kidd, Phoenix’s Leandro Barbosa and Raja Bell, and Golden State Warriors point guard Baron Davis in his first-ever career soccer game. (Despite a yellow card and several missed headers, he earned an A for enthusiasm. “BD was the MVP,” said Nash after the game.) Jozy Altidore, Salomon Kalou, and World Cup winner Thierry Henry represented the soccer world. The turnout was larger than expected, and both Nash and Reyna hope to make the game an annual event. But what are the odds of having Nash & Co. go up against the soccer pros in a game of hoops?
“That’s an idea we’ve thrown around, but I like playing soccer too much,” said Nash. “I play enough basketball.” —Kate Dailey

There was a brief panic when Levine pulled out
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Tom Ford opened his first European store in Milan this week. Lucky duck Suzy Menkes got a private tour of the new Ford palace with Tommy Boy himself. It's five floors, 12,000 square feet and drenched in Fordian impeccability. Ford explains he wants the store to feel like a house. He adds a "layer of specialty" with the exclusive sale of fragrance "Italian Cyprus" in the perfumery. The store also offers every kind of leather good imaginable, cuff links, jewelry, riding boots, luggage, canes, walking sticks, and fur hats. Why bestow such Fordian fabulousness on Milan? Unlike Giorgio Armani, Ford thinks Italy is one of those places where men dress really well. Do watch and enjoy Ford's soothing voice and affected accent.
Tom Ford tours his new store in Milan [IHT]

Chaunce Hayden, tipster of doom.Photo: Patrick McMullan
Earlier: Chaunce Hayden Could End Up Costing the ‘Post’ $10 Million


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So how did you first get interested in tea?
I met David Hoffman at the annual Himalaya Fair, which is just a couple of blocks from my house in Berkeley. He was there in his tent, giving out teas, and we got talking. I was also looking for a project I could also use to learn digital filmmaking. And I was ready for some adventure; my life had gotten too boring. So pretty soon I got a plane ticket, a video camera, a manual for the camera, and I was off.
You actually had to bring the manual with you?
Yes. I had previously shot a wedding, and a memorial service using video, and I brought a high-quality microphone, but when I plugged the microphone into the camera, it shut off the sound. So what I wound up filming had no sound.
Were they frustrated that they got the great Les Blank to film their event, only to have him screw up the sound?
Yes. But I was the most frustrated.
Watching this film, I kept thinking, Boy, I’d love to have some of that tea, but I bet it’s ridiculously expensive.
We had a scene in the film that I liked very much, but which we ended up not using: David takes a box of regular teabag tea, like Lipton, and he opens one of the teabags and all this dust flies out. He explains that you can measure the dust that comes out of a teabag and then price according to how much you pay for it, and it’s on a level with the very finest tea. And it really is dust — it’s the stuff they sweep off the floor when they’re making the good tea. Also, you can take the fine quality tea and then re-steep it over and over again, so you get your money’s worth.
I really enjoyed that the film doesn’t feel like a polemic, like so many other documentaries today.
My approach is to see what’s there and to tell the stories I find. It’s a problem for me, in fact, because I don’t approach things the way Morgan Spurlock or Michael Moore do. I suppose if I was doing it to make money, then I’d do it the way Michael Moore does it, but I like to think I’m creating a lasting work of art that people will still come to years later. I’ve been able to keep my head above water.
A lot of your films are about other artists. Do you find yourself butting heads with them when you’re shooting?
I try to give the artist a lot of room, but sometimes I might step out of line. During Burden of Dreams, I got a bit exasperated with Herzog [who was filming Fitzcarraldo, in the Amazonian jungle], and said, “Why don’t you just shoot the ship going up the hill and then turn the damn thing around and just bring it back down and no one will ever know you didn’t go across the top?” He was furious. I knew I’d gone too far.
You’ve made movies about a lot of extreme personalities over the years. What’s the craziest thing you ever shot?
I came close to doing something else that was crazy on Burden of Dreams. The neighboring Indians attacked the first day we were there. They tried to kill some of Herzog’s Indians, and the Indians we were with decided to form a war party to go and avenge them. Herzog said, “If you were a documentarian worth your salt, you’d take your camera and go with the raiding party.” The thought horrified me, so I told Werner that I would do it only if he would do it, thinking that there was no way he would. And he said, “Sure, we’ll meet at daybreak.” I couldn’t sleep a wink that night. He came into my tent in the morning and said that he’d thought about it and didn’t think it would look good for the director of a film to go on a war party. So we didn’t go, and he never got to find out how terrified I was. —Bilge Ebiri
Earlier: Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe in ‘Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe’

Left, the crowd outside BBC. Right, the limited-edition NYC hat.Photo: Courtesy of BBC
AP - "Modern China: The Fall and Rise of a Great Power, 1850 to the Present" (Ecco. 763 pages. $34.95), by Jonathan Fenby: In 1776, the 13 American colonies began their two-century march to making the United States the world's only remaining superpower.

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"That's an actor's dream to have your actual face up there. I thought, 'Maybe I'll be the last one to ever be live in a Pixar movie and then I'll be kind of a trivia question." —Fred Willard on his role in WALL-E [Parade]
"He's the most insincere car salesman I could think of." —WALL-E director Andrew Stanton on casting Fred Willard [Cinema Blend]
"I ain't back down. I ain't scared of dude or nothing like that. I just told him how I felt when he spoke on me. This ain't no beef or drama. I'm 17 years old and he's I-don't-know-how-old." —Soulja Boy on Ice-T [MTV]
"Recently I was sitting at a restaurant here in Hollywood and a couple of girls who I didn't know were talking with us, and one of them leaned over to my buddy and asked, 'Is your friend a porn star?'" —Swingtown's Grant Show on his mustache [TV Guide]

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REAL ESTATE
• Spider-Man and urban climbers alike might soon face harsh penalties for scaling buildings if the city passes new legislation making crawling up skyscrapers illegal. "We don't want our city to become Disneyland for base jumpers or climbers," says the chairman of the City Council's Committee on Public Safety. [NYT]
• Is FiDi the new Tribeca? (It will never be as cool as SHNOT.) [Curbed]
• A Brooklyn real-estate firm that asked a black client if she was Jewish is being sued for racial discrimination. [Metro]
LAW
• Attorney General Andrew Cuomo has been shaking up Wall Street, trying to fight industry practices that his office believes have hurt investors, borrowers, and homeowners, but has avoided the big public brawls that defined Eliot Spitzer's crusading tenure. [NYT]
• Summer associates are keeping a low profile this summer, much to the dismay of legal-gossip bloggers. [Above the Law]
• Attorneys from the elite law firm Cleary Gottlieb Steen & Hamilton filed into court to watch as Cleary's lawyer, Roy Reardon of Simpson Thacher & Bartlett, tried to defend the firm against a sanctions order. Reardon argued that the decision by a New York judge who said the firm had shown "a willingness to operate in the murky area between zealous advocacy and improper conduct" was "stark and harsh." [Law.com]
FINANCE
• A report suggests that banks might have to reduce their staffing levels by 20 percent to maintain profitability, which means that the bloodletting on Wall Street might have only just begun: Staffing levels at Goldman have fallen only one percent, and at Merrill Lynch, 2 percent. And Morgan Stanley and Lehman Brothers levels have dropped just 2 and 9 percent, respectively. [DealBook/NYT]
• The 9.4 percent slide on the Dow Jones this month makes it the worst June since the Great Depression. That's something to be, well, depressed about. [NYP]
• JPMorgan changed the cafeteria prices at the Bear Stearns building. [DealBreaker]
“Hangin' Around” might become this year's grade-school summer hit. Debbie Cavalier's "friends" are faculty members at the Berklee College of Music joined by Jamaican rapper DJ Logix, and they know how to make a ska beat bop as well as any skatalite. Backing them up in this video: an addictively rhythmic animated wallpaper of the animal groups the song's about — an army of ants, a clutch of ducks, a crash of rhinoceros, and other totally chantable names.

Photo: Courtesy of Burberry
Speaking of this ad's mood, it's quite different from that of the last Burberry one, which starred Deyn and had a rock-and-roll feel. Though it had been suggested Deyn was axed from the fall ads because she's too famous, we now understand why she wasn't cast. She just doesn't epitomize the type of girl who would wear a ruched knee-length skirt for a walk through a foggy forest.
But Bailey couldn't let Deyn go entirely. She'll still appear in ads for Burberry fragrance The Beat. "Agyness is a huge part of the Burberry family and a personal friend," Bailey said. Aw.
Memo Pad: BURBERRY'S NEW COUPLE [WWD]
The Newest It-Couple [British Vogue]

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"I can tell you it was two months of negotiations, and I know they were warming up other possible ladies. Like, as a backup plan, they'd already done casting and audition tapes. I heard maybe architect Campion Platt's wife, Tatiana, and Jana Bullock, who's a social type, in case [chef] Bethenny Frankel, Countess LuAnn de Lesseps, [jewelry designer] Ramona Singer, all of whom I brought in, and that other one didn't come to terms."
"That other one"? Splendid. She's referring to Alex McCord, whom she apparently loathes.
"I do not speak to those two. First of all, he drinks too much. And is very insulting. And they are not invited to my July Fourth party in the Hamptons, which is very big and which is my fifth annual and which everybody wants to come to. She and I will keep doing the show, of course, but I will have nothing to do with her otherwise."
This next season cannot start soon enough.
THE REAL CATFIGHTS OF NYC [NYP]

Fergie loses the Members Only jacket for this special occasion.Photo: GettyImages
Interestingly, when sitting in the auditorium as attendees, the actual awards felt beside the point. We'd assumed we were in for an enhanced version of the at-home experience: performances requiring us to stab forks into our hands just to keep ourselves awake, and that thrilling split-second between the opening of the envelope and the reading of the winner's name, during which we'd gnaw our fingernails to the cuticle. Instead, it was the opposite. Granted, the Academy Awards might be different, because 90 percent of Oscar-nominated songs are gag-worthy — plus, Amy Adams got no backdrop, whereas T-Pain got a whole circus set on Tuesday — but the ten or so BET musical acts seriously ruled. The 13-year-olds inside us are still squealing at seeing En Vogue perform with Alicia Keys, and you can’t beat hearing 5,000 people sing "Let's Stay Together" in chorus with Al Green.
So it's understandable that the crowd's energy petered out when it came time to present a statuette, because really, that was just a good opportunity to rest your feet between songs. The guy in front of us completely ignored anything without music in favor of reading WWE sites on his BlackBerry, and the security guards spent Quincy Jones's acceptance speech discussing how hot Queen Latifah looked (they had a point). Little wonder that, of the sixteen categories our programs promised, only seven actually happened during the show. Even the nominees seemed to care less about winning — or listening to host D.L. Hughley's tired banter — than about the concert aspect, with Rihanna's most-enthusiastic ovation going to T-Pain's performance with Big Boi and Ludacris.
Given how chill these things come across on television, we were surprised that during the live show's commercial breaks, mayhem reigned. People ran around gossiping until the last possible second, forcing the mob of security guards to frantically hustle them back to their seats with five seconds to spare. A loudspeaker beseeched seat-fillers to get up so that, say, Nelly, wouldn't have to cop a squat on the floor. At one point we saw security deny seats to a guy in a giant mascot head — complete with faux-blinged grill — and two pals, only to spy one of them onstage ten minutes later standing behind Lil Wayne. "What the hell is he doing up there?" the guard muttered, paging his comrades backstage. "And WHY is he wearing a jacket when it's 100 degrees?" Two good questions that tragically went unanswered.
But it was at the beginning of the festivities that we learned the most important lesson of all: Gabrielle Union is way smarter than we are. While quaffing Preshow Beer #2, we spied the actress grabbing some liquid courage with her girlfriends — a strapless bra peeking out of the top of her flowing, probably panty-unfriendly white dress — and overheard her confessing that she'd also brought snacks. She had the right idea. The run time was a par-for-the-course three hours, but we underestimated how loudly our Bud-lined stomachs would be growling at the 90-minute mark. No wonder celebrities always go to In-N-Out Burger after the Oscars: If you’ve been living on twigs to fit into your dress, by the time the whole shebang is over you’re probably ready to eat your date’s arm. That postshow Big Mac was the best thing we've ever tasted, but as God is our witness, we’ll never watch an awards show without munchies again. Score at least one for watching from home. —The Fug Girls
For more of the Fugs' celebrity wisdom, check out their complete archive.

Manderson's guilt-inducing gaze.Photo: Getty Images
JPRESS: Okay, so can we talk about this entry on Anderson Cooper's blog about how he wants to tell Robert Mugabe "Enough is enough"?
CHRISTAL: What about it?
JPRESS: Let's start with the line: "We sit and we watch, that’s all it seems we’re able to do."
JPRESS: I think that I am over his sanctimoniousness.
CHRISTAL: Wait, wait, wait.
JPRESS: It was cute when he was new, when he was, like, earnest and furrowy because he CARED. But…
CHRISTAL: Are you turning against MANDERSON?
CHRISTAL: Our blimp-bicepted hero?
JPRESS: I think I may be out of love with him.
CHRISTAL: He who carries the fleshy white melons of the world on his shoulders?
JPRESS: First of all, remember, I am a girl, and he is…
JPRESS: You know
CHRISTAL: Short?
JPRESS: Anyway, I used to like the way he furrowed his brow in concern, the time he cried…
JPRESS: (times)
CHRISTAL: There was a time when you lost your heart in the milky embrace of that cleft!
JPRESS: Well, that's what I'm talking about, the cleft. It used to be a hollow I wanted to lovingly stuff with raisins. But lately it seems to have gotten deeper, more sinister. Like an abyss from which pours anger. This really petulant, childish anger.
CHRISTAL: I see what you're getting at. Saying "enough is enough" to Robert Mugabe is like asking Denise Richards, "When will you learn?"
JPRESS: Exactly! It's like saying, "Amy Winehouse should really go to rehab." Or, "Those Janjaweed who attack the villages are just terrible."
CHRISTAL: But here's the thing: Nobody else on CNN is doing that, you know, having genuine and totally obvious reactions of indignation. Whereas EVERYONE on Fox News is doing that.
JPRESS: So because Fox is doing it it's okay? This is very old-fashioned of me, but I want CNN to give me news. I don't want them to emote. I don't need them to tell me how to feel.
CHRISTAL: Yeah, but the point of his show is that it's looking at things from different points of view. Anderson is just doing what Bill O'Reilly does, but with reasonable feelings instead of subtle, ingrained xenophobia, homophobia, and fear of change.
JPRESS: Okay, but even so, Anderson doesn't really have a particularly interesting point of view. He's just like [furrow] "Why do people hurt people?"
JPRESS: His point of view is like: "Bad people are bad."
CHRISTAL: Yes! That's his opinion. Bad people are bad.
CHRISTAL: Suffering sucks.
CHRISTAL: And Kathy Griffin is HILARIOUS.
JPRESS: See, but you don't need to say she's hilarious, because she just is. Like you don't need to show with your cleft that Sudanese refugees are sad, because they just are.
CHRISTAL: I think his overblown caring cushions the blow in a way. It's like he's sharing some of the feeling with you, so you don't have to bear the full burden of all this bad news. It's a complete package, pain included.
JPRESS: But that's just it! He's not sharing your pain. He is not unburdening you! He is burdening you by actively inflicting guilt! "We sit and we watch, that’s all it seems we’re able to do??" You're like, "I suck, man. I'm just sitting here watching and eating a Pizza Pocket," and Anderson is Out in the World. Squinting at the needy!
CHRISTAL: Does this all go back to your being angry about being a blogger and not being a real journalist?
JPRESS: THEY ARE CLASS ISSUES!
JPRESS: Maybe.
CHRISTAL: Can't we just talk about his arms?
JPRESS: Sigh.
Fashion Wire Daily - There's a fine line between understated and dull, a narrow gap twixt quiet elegance and predictable formulism, and one cleverly negotiated  happily on the right side - at Louis Vuitton on Thursday in Paris when it presented its latest men's collection.
Fashion Wire Daily - Making clothes that manage to look rather proper yet also seriously hip is a delicate balancing act, but one managed with aplomb and panache by Dries Van Noten on Thursday in Paris, the opening day of the spring 2009 men's shows.
AP - VATICAN CITY (AP) The devil may wear Prada but the pope does not. According to the Vatican newspaper L'Osservatore Romano, the bright red loafers that Pope Benedict XVI wears are not designed by the Milanese fashion house, as has long been rumored.
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