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Maybe you know turkeys can't fly. But Mr. Carlson...Well, he didn't.
WKRP in Cincinnati's "Turkeys Away," maybe the funniest and, in terms of sheer bird casualties,...![]() Dog Flu Diet and Diseases | Mass. school official questions reports of pregnancy 'pact' USA Today - Officials are questioning reports that a large number of female high school students made a pact to get pregnant and raise their children together in Gloucester, Mass. Video: Did 17 Girls Make Pact to Get Pregnant? Why Pregnancy Pacts Exist |
AP - LOS ANGELES (AP) Ellen DeGeneres has no plans to stop with her fourth consecutive Daytime Emmy for talk show host.
AP - LOS ANGELES (AP) Ellen DeGeneres has no plans to stop with her fourth consecutive Daytime Emmy for talk show host.
AP - LOS ANGELES (AP) Ellen DeGeneres has no plans to stop with her fourth consecutive Daytime Emmy for talk show host.
![]() Washington Post | Ellen scoops Daytime Emmy honour BBC News - Ellen DeGeneres has won her fourth Daytime Emmy in a row for best talk show host at a Hollywood ceremony. The comic and presenter beat US TV veteran Regis Philbin to the prize, as well as Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg for their series The View. UPDATE 1-Ellen DeGenres, Rachael Ray share Emmy spotlight Ellen DeGeneres, Tyra Banks Win Daytime Emmys |
![]() Bodog Beat | Tim “Tmay420” West Makes Final Table of WSOP Event 34 PocketFives.com - By Dan One of the most feared players in all of poker reached the final table of the $1500 Pot-Limit Omaha with Rebuys event (#34) of the 2008 World Series of Poker on Friday night. 2008 WSOP FINAL RESULTS For Event 34 Pro players turn tables on amateurs |
![]() Monsters and Critics.com | Christie Brinkley's divorce to stay public New York Daily News - BY LEO STANDORA Christie Brinkley won a court battle to keep her divorce from Peter Cook (below) open to the press. Supermodel Christie Brinkley Friday won her bid to keep her ugly divorce trial open to the world despite warnings her kids might be hurt ... Christie Brinkley's Divorce to Have Its Close-Up An open court for Christie Brinkley divorce trial |
Pasadena Weekly | ‘Hulk’ not incredible, but close The Eureka Reporter - By Zack Newkirk “The Incredible Hulk” owes a great deal to Ang Lee’s oft-maligned 2003 Hulk origin film, which bore the unenviable weight of having to explain the character’s beginnings - a tedious mountain to climb for lesser franchises than ... 'Incredible Hulk' Not Very Credible ‘The Incredible Hulk’ smashes a lot but lacks heart |
Reuters - The Federal Communications
Commission voted on Friday to bar Verizon Communications Inc
from marketing to customers to talk them out of a decision to
switch their phone service to cable, a source at the agency
said on Friday.
![]() KCBS | Oakland fire ruins buildings - 8 left homeless San Francisco Chronicle - (06-20) 19:00 PDT OAKLAND -- A six-alarm fire raged through a block of East Oakland on Friday afternoon, heavily damaging four buildings and driving eight residents from their homes before firefighters brought it under control. Fire Destroys Several Buildings in Oakland East Oakland fire consumes half a block of buildings |
![]() Half Life Source | Rapper 50 Cent accuses ex-girlfriend of defamation Newsday - BY LUIS PEREZ | luis.perez@newsday.com The legal war between rapper 50 Cent and the mother of his son now stretches across Long Island Sound. 50 Cent Restrained, Sues Ex for $20 Million Judge orders 50 Cent to forfeit guns |
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AP - LOS ANGELES (AP) Britney Spears is back in Los Angeles, and it didn't take long for trouble to find her.
AP - LOS ANGELES (AP) Britney Spears is back in Los Angeles, and it didn't take long for trouble to find her.
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AP - Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi have set a wedding date, and to hear the talk show host tell it, the ceremony is going to be a doozy.
It's going to take an army—or at least a stronger contingent than they've got over at The View—to take down Ellen DeGeneres.
The master of witty self-deprecation won...
This guy knows his name but doesn't wish Woody Harrelson any good cheer.
Photographer Josh Levine sued the Oscar-nominated actor for $2.5 million Friday, claiming Harrelson injured...
We don't exactly think of the Jonas Brothers as butt-kicking brutes, and obviously, neither do they.
In the trio's just-released video for their new song, "Burning Up,"...
AP - Citibank is suing Ed McMahon, seeking to recoup nearly $200,000 lent to the financially strapped Hollywood icon, court records show. Citibank filed the lawsuit against McMahon in Los Angeles Superior Court on June 9, according to the documents. The bank's suit seeks at least $179,687 in damages as well as attorney's fees on debt incurred within the past four years.

Oscar de la Renta Resort collection. VoguePhoto: Courtesy of Vogue

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Mayor Bloomberg and Governor Paterson pooh-poohed reports that the governor had called the mayor a nasty, self-destructive liar. (A new poll showed that Bloomberg, whatever his temperament, is as popular as ever.) The city rolled out plans to close a seven-mile-long East Side corridor on three August Saturdays for the use of bikers and walkers. The Port Authority quietly explored unloading the Freedom Tower. The late Leona Helmsley’s beloved Pekingese, Trouble, saw her inheritance downgraded from $12 million to a mere $2 million. Two former Bear Stearns hedge-fund managers were arrested and charged with securities fraud. South Pacific, In the Heights, and August: Osage County racked up Tony awards. The curtain finally dropped on Mets manager Willie Randolph, whose firing was announced via a 3 a.m. e-mail. Yankees ace Chien-Ming Wang’s torn Lisfranc ligament threatened to sideline him for the season.
Robert De Niro tried to explain to preservationists how the hypertrophied penthouse on his Greenwich Hotel ended up larger than the approved design. A judge tossed out Jared Paul Stern’s lawsuit against surveillance buff Ron Burkle. The romance between Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong blossomed all over downtown. Same-sex couples flocked to California for June weddings. And not-so-gay divorcée Heather Mills announced her impending arrival in Manhattan by dropping $5 million of her settlement from Sir Paul McCartney on a Richard Meier apartment at 173 Perry Street. —Mark Adams

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Posh also refuses to do sportswear because she only likes to do things that are "true" to herself, that she would wear herself. "Sports and me don't really go hand-in-hand — other than with my husband," she added. Oh rub it in, Posh. Rub it in.
Beckhams Trade Up With New Prestige Scents [WWD]
Related: Victoria Beckham Launches Frock Line

•In the Heights, August: Osage County, and South Pacific stormed the Tonys. Vulture stormed the backstage area. Richard Griffiths lamented his winkle.
•We geeked out on Dash Snow's graphic novel, Bottomless Belly Button, along with three stories from the new Meethaus anthology.
•"Weird Al" was at last recognized for his many contributions to freedom and liberty.
•The marketers for Woody Allen's Vicky Cristina Barcelona made it explicitly clear that the movie will feature nothing but threesomes.
•We rapped with Judah Friedlander, World's Greatest Athlete.
•People magazine dramatically lowered its standards.
•Lil Wayne managed to save the music business, even if Coldplay couldn't.
•Television got worse.
•Everyone hated on The Love Guru.
•Everyone said nice things about Steve Carell.
•David Archuleta realized that high school isn't necessary when you're David Archuleta.
•Chinese Democracy leaked, sort of.
Diganta Pobitzer: 28, from Innsbruck, Austria.
Why do you participate in this race? I did it twice and I want to do it again. After the first time, I thought, that was it; it was a once in a lifetime experience, I don’t need to do it again. But after the last time, I knew I’d do it again. It’s such a special thing.
How do you train? I train on the weekends — between 50 and 70 miles on a Sunday. You’re kind of breaking your own limits. One time I had problems in the beginning of the race — but in the last one or two weeks I was increasing my miles. On the last full day I did 70 miles. It was the most beautiful day of the race.
Do you have any goals? I’m going to learn Italian.
Suprabha Beckjord: 52, from Washington, DC.
Why do you participate in the race? I get a lot of inspiration from doing the ultra-distances. This is the twelfth 3,100-Mile Race and my own twelfth also. I did the 2,700-Mile Race thirteen years ago, and when we were finished, Sri Chinmoy called us over and said next year it would be a 3,100-mile race – he added 400 miles. I guess he thought we could do it.
What’s your best time? 49 days, fourteen hours, 30 minutes, and 54 seconds.
What are your strategies to combat pain? When something starts to hurt, I don’t focus on it. It becomes clear after some time if it really needs medical attention — otherwise things come and go.
How many sneakers do you go through? Between thirteen to sixteen pairs, but there’s always ways to get discount sneakers; mail order companies offer specials — buy five you get one free. I have eight pairs, so I’ll probably have to get more.
Grahak Cunningham: 31, from Perth, Australia.
Why do you participate in the race? To inspire other people to attempt things they didn’t think were possible.
What’s the most challenging part of it? Transcending the pain and exhaustion.
What’s the best part? Going home each night. And making progress.
What's your typical day? Start at 6, run 'til 1:30, have a fifteen-minute break; run to 7:30, and have a ten-minute break. Then run until 10:30.
What does your family think? My mom worries — like most parents. She didn’t want me to do it. I hadn’t told her yet. I sent my mom an email saying "I’m running the 3,100 again." She was nice. She said "Well, I won’t tell Dad just yet."
Asprihanal Aalto: 37, from Helsinki, Finland (last year's winner).
Why do you participate in this race? I hiked the Appalachian Trail. Then I ran some races; I realized I could do it.
How do you get past the pain and boredom? With my MP3 player, talking with friends, going to the heart, and quieting the mind. Or …. I like to listen to music. It’s good to have books or music for the mind. My MP3 player broke down three weeks ago — I’d like to listen to books, like the Da Vinci Code, or the Harry Potter books. You can read the Harry Potter books three times.
When does it get hard? When the mind-problems come.
Does it get easy again? When you get happy.
Stutisheel Lebedyev: 38, from Kiev, Ukraine.
Why do you participate in this race?
For me, it’s the real life. Usually in our everyday life there’s so many artificial things: insincerity, jealousy, competition. When you’re running, all this slowly falls down and you’re slowly touching the real you.
What do you like about it?
All the runners are one family.
Do you have a strategy? Slow and steady completes the race.
Had any interesting encounters? I have several friends I’ve made. Especially the dogs. I love dogs. The last four years I’ve been watching them and seeing how they’re growing.

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So is he saving room for women's wear in the Milan location? "Not yet," said Ford. "Logistically, I don't think I could take that on right now. I have to find a niche to give women what they don't already have. Once I figure that out and get the men's distribution exactly where I want it, I will return to it. That's probably at least two or three years from now."
And there you have it. Start swooning with us now.
Ford Expanding Fragrance, Retail [WWD]

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2. R.E.M. feat. Eddie Vedder and Johnny Marr, "Begin the Begin"
On Tuesday in Philadelphia, Vedder joined Athens' finest and Johnny Marr to sing this old chestnut from Life's Rich Pageant. Not bad! [Fuel Friends]
3. Cyssero, "A Millie Freestyle"
Philly-based Cyssero is the latest to take a crack at Weezy's "A Millie," and at times seems to do a good job imitating his flow. Maybe not worth a millie, but definitely a few thou. [Fifty-One Fifty-One]
4. Mary Shelley Overdrive, "Who Do You Love" (Bo Diddly cover)
Who else but a band called Mary Shelley Overdrive could resurrect this classic from the recently passed Bo Diddly as muscle-bound goth dirge? [Licorice Pizza]
5. Alias feat. Why?, "Well Water Black"
Anticon's Alias gets a little extra spooky help on this track from his forthcoming album. We're not sure we'd drink the water out of the titular well, but we've definitely drunk the Kool-Aid on this track. [Missing Thumbs] —Ehren Gresehover

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• Prada will launch Infusion d’Homme next week at the men’s ready-to-wear show in Milan. It hits counters this September with an ad campaign shot by Steven Meisel with model Rogier Bosschaart. [WWD]
• Frida Giannini handcrafted a men’s scent slated to launch this September called Gucci Pour Homme. Sales are expected to reach $180 to $200 million. [WWD]
MAKEUP
• Lauren Conrad is the spokeswoman for Avon and is backing their new Girls m.powerment Campaign, a program designed to prevent dating abuse and partner violence. It's about time she promoted a cause with these products. [WWD]
HAIR
• Tela Beauty Organics and Aveda founder Horst Rechelbacher are both claiming to have made the first beauty products to bear the USDA organic seal. [WWD]
• Rimmel London, of which Kate Moss is still the face, is releasing two new products: Lasting Finish Intense Wear Lipstick in twenty shades and Lasting Finish 16-hour Foundation in ten shades. [Makeup Minute]
NAILS
• Talika’s Regenerator Serum claims to make nails stronger and enhance growth. This blogger says it actually does those things. [Beauty Snob]
SKIN
• Bliss is having an online sale, marking up to 80 percent off items. But we just learned it ends today, so get your shop on now. [Beauty Blogging Junkie]
50 Cent has no problem telling Taco Bell where to stick its chalupa.
The feud-sparking rapper, whose legal team is already engaged in a mother of a battle with his conspiracy-theorist...Well. Check out Sister Spurs strutting her stuff out there in Times Square. We know this must give the Naked Cowboy, who recently sued Hershey for $6 million for trademark infringement after they dressed up an M&M in a ten-gallon hat and boots, some agita, but to him we just have to say: Don't fight it. You're not getting any younger, Desperado, and you might as well let somebody love you before it's too late.
Naked Cowgirl Granny in Times Square [Open All Night]
Earlier: Naked Cowboy Wins First Battle
Smith's first rude shock over the film came when the MPAA asked him to pull the Internet-only "teaser trailer," which it turns out is still available anyway. Apparently all trailers are supposed to be submitted for a rating, and this one wasn't. So now, instead of being merely the raciest teaser-trailer of all time, it's also the most notorious teaser-trailer of all time. Kevin Smith is so lucky!
So, now he'll enter into one of those "cut this thrust," "cut that moan" exchanges with the MPAA. He will complain about it a lot on his blog, he will tell the story during the press junket, he will get an R rating, he will release the movie, he will release the DVD, he will release the extra-dirty unrated DVD, and everybody will be happy. Except, of course, for the donkey, who still feels dirty. —Linda Holmes
Seth Rogen Says Kevin Smith's 'Porno' Is Having Trouble Getting An R Rating Instead Of NC-17 [Movies Blog / MTV]
House of Stuart? Yes. House for Stewart? Not a chance.
Connecticut blue blood Martha Stewart has been refused entry to Britiain, with the U.K. Border Agency reportedly denying her a visa...
Naomi at court today.Photo: Getty Images
We had only heard sketchy speculation of what exactly took place on that flight, but witnesses divulged the story in full, arresting (zing!) detail in the courtroom today. Campbell initially freaked out, you see, because the bag she learned was missing contained an Yves Saint Laurent dress she was contracted to wear on a talk show in the U.S. This occurred, of course, at Heathrow's Terminal Five during its "teething problems," as the London Times delicately puts it, when they lost basically everyone's bags.
The captain bravely left the safety of his cockpit to tell Campbell personally her bag hadn't made it onto the plane. According to witness Melanie Parrish, Campbell just started yelling over the captain as he explained her options. She continued her diva fit on her BlackBerry. "They have lost my f****** bags, get me another flight, get the press, get me my lawyer," she wailed into her weapon of choice. She demanded the captain fetch her bags from the runway himself. That obviously wasn't going to happen, so when he'd had enough of her, and left, she yelled, "You are a racist, you wouldn’t be doing this if I was white."
Eventually the police had to be called, and when it came time to forcibly remove her, Parrish said, "She went berserk, thrashing her arms around uncontrollably and striking [police officer] Eastick on the arm with her phone." Oh, the good ol' phone whack! How could he not see it coming? Adding insult to injury, she then spit on that same police officer. And kicked him in the thigh and a few other places, etc., etc. Point is, she was thrashing and her limbs are long and, we imagine, unwieldy.
So in the end she got off pretty easy, as usual. And you know, it's funny — a model doing community service is only interesting the first time around but a model hitting people with BlackBerrys never gets old.
Naomi Campbell Sentenced to Community Service (Update1) [Bloomberg]
Naomi Campbell escapes jail over PC assault and tirade on BA jet [Times U.K.]
Forget what you may have read: Brody Jenner is still a "do" at Les Deux.
In Touch Weekly claimed Brody had been banned from the Hollywood nightclub, where The Hills often filmed,...Your book has an angry, fulminating tone. I don't understand why you are so hostile toward the Clintons. Bill Clinton made your career.
We helped each other's career. I think I was instrumental in his political career, and he was instrumental in my consultant career. We both gave as good as we got. When I worked for him, money wasn't very important. When I worked for Hillary, she was a campaign manager and a damn good one. I began to see a variance between the people I knew and the people I saw in public, either because they've changed, as in the case of Bill, or they're putting on a façade, as in the case of Hillary. She began her public career with essentially a lie. I don't think she was a New Yorker; I don't think she should have been elected senator from New York.
I think Bill's post-presidency has been as revolting as Carter's was edifying. Go to the relationship with Dubai. There is no postpresidential activity nearly as fascinating as becoming the chief financial adviser, in effect, for a guy [Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Al Maktoum, ruler of Dubai and Prime Minister of the U.A.E.] who's the object of a recently dropped class-action suit because of State Department pressure against kidnapping young boys to become camel jockeys .
George H. W. Bush did essentially the same thing.
That may be true. That may be accurate. I paid more attention to Bill's post-presidency than Bush's because I know him so well.
Is this different from the Bill and Hillary you know?
The Bill that I last met, or at least last spoke with in the very early months of '98, was quite different. Yeah he had his affairs and all of that stuff, but he had no greed, he had no focus on money. Hillary was not phony in any sense. And then you see this complete change in them and you just wonder where it came from.
That's politics, no?
I think everybody wears makeup; I think only she wears a mask.
Looks like Brad Pitt needed some time with the bros.
He left his sprawling estate in Correns in the south of France and took a private jet into Milan, Italy, early Wednesday evening to...The opening also merged street and multimedia art with screenings and interactive installations from Simultan, Romania's largest video and media-arts festival. It's still a relatively small festival, but Cristian Neagoe, the young new communications director largely responsible for bringing these artists here, says it's easier to get an authentic experience that way. "Here it's a bit more controlled," he says. "An artist becomes trendy and the media latch on. In Romania they're starting from scratch, nobody watches or gives a damn, and that way, they have the freedom to innovate." —Catrinel Bartolomeu

Photo: Catrinel Bartolomeu
Christie Brinkley was never one to turn down a cover story.
A New York judge ruled Friday that the former supermodel's divorce proceedings will remain open to the media, despite her...
She really is too cool for school.Photo: Getty Images
Westwood insists she was far from impressed with stylist Patricia Field's work on the big screen adaptation of the hit TV series.She says, "I thought Sex And The City was supposed to be about cutting-edge fashion and there was nothing remotely memorable or interesting about what I saw.
"I went to the premiere and left after ten minutes."
OUCH. Those words even hurt us. Yes, Viv, the clothes were kind of ridiculous at times, but we still loved looking at them. Though we will admit all the pink graphics in the opening when they were doing the recaps of the characters' stories were rather gag-inducing. Maybe you can buy the DVD and skip over that part.
Westwood: 'Sex Movie Is Dull' [IMDb via Fashionista]

Its luxury is imposing.Photo: Getty Images
Forest Hills: Will someone please help the crazy Caribbean lady shouting obscenities on the eastbound platform of the LIRR before she hurts herself or someone else? [Forest Hills 72]
St. Albans: Folks here are trying to block a meat market that would slaughter goats, lambs, ducks, and chicken on site. So much for locavorism. [NYDN via Queens Crap]
Westerleigh: Joe McBratney, an actor from this part of Staten Island, recently won $200,000 on the TV show Don't Forget the Lyrics. He marveled: "I didn't know I knew the words to 'Karma Chameleon.'" C'mon, Joe. Lovin' would be easy if your colors were like our dreams. [SI Live]
Williamsburg: Following in the footsteps of Mayor Bloomberg's Summer Streets program, Williamsburg's proposal to "make Bedford from North 3rd to North 9th pedestrian only starting on 19 July and for the three Saturdays following" looks like it may go through. [

Ann Pachner’s Chanting (2004).Courtesy the artist and A.I.R Gallery

I eat your microphone. I eat it up!Photo: Jonny Leather
We’d have to second that notion: Brock then ripped out a banjo for a rendition of “Satin in a Coffin” that sounded like hillbilly death metal, thrashing around the stage with such abandon we started feeling sorry for the anxious guitar guy who kept following him around, making sure nothing came unplugged. At times Brock would pause to survey the crowd. He made fun of some gear-laden photographer, saying he looked like “bionic man.” (“I own both those items, but I've never used them together,” Brock said. “I'm not trying to pick on you, buddy. I'm just baffled.”) Best was the long nonsensical story he started telling about growing up in Montana (“The only reason for anyone to live there was because the settlers just gave up”). He found his point, lost it, circled it a few times, and somehow landed on “rednecks and dogs.” “I'm not just a drunk dude prattling onstage,” he said. Then someone handed him a beer. “Oh God. That's going to make the story longer!”
Finally the band just started playing “Wild Pack of Family Dogs” (apparently Brock’s rant was meant to introduce the song), and quickly segued into the best moment of the night, where Brock made his trademark lunge for the guitar with his teeth, then jumped into the crowd to mosh for a bit.
As we were exiting, around 4 a.m., we overheard this fine summary of the night:
Dude: “Best non-drug-fueled show of my life!”
Chick: “How do you know they weren't on drugs?”
Dude: “No, me. Me. I wasn't on drugs.”
Chick: “Wow, that's a good show. You're always on drugs.” —Jada Yuan

From left, Talley at the fund-raiser, Professor Chatwal, and Talley at the CFDA awards.Photo: FilmMagic, Patrick McMullan, Getty Images
But this isn't just something silly he's trying, the way you might wear an Ace of Base T-shirt to a concert. Talley has been carefully researching the art of wrapping turbans. According to Fashion Week Daily, he's been receiving lessons from the turban cowboy himself, hotelier Vikram Chatwal. Since Talley's adoring public can't register along with him for Turban Wrapping 101 with Chatwal, he'll write about his learnings in an upcoming "Life With André" column in Vogue. And it sure looks like Talley has been doing his homework. His turban at the fund-raiser is wrapped much differently from the turban from the CFDAs, and almost perfectly mimics Chatwal's. Maybe sticking Fred Leighton diamonds on such head pieces is considered amateur.
Life With André's Turbans [Fashion Week Daily]
Related: Hotelier Vikram Chatwal Discovers He Likes It Raw

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Please don’t be mad at me. I don’t mean to show disrespect for your time, or for you. You are a doll. I have to admit to second thoughts, none of which are connected to you. What I have been thinking each day is this: I really want the column to speak for me. Because it’s better at speaking for me than I am. The thing about writing is that, as you of course know, it requires — and allows — reflection and consideration and figuring out what you really think, what you really want to say. And each week I try to get to that, sometimes getting there and sometimes not. But when I talk I find myself more inclined to pop off, or go for a joke, or attempt to entertain, or fill silence lest silence be misunderstood….In the weeks after we spoke I sort of winced at things I’d said. (That would be just about everything.)
I feel I was babbly, nervous, and in general…wanting. And I felt, Oh, don’t be a noisy person, be quiet and write. (I was hoping you found me sufficiently boring not to go forward.) This is not in any way your fault as I’m sure you know or have a sense of, but mine. Could you allow this to just pass, and not do the piece? I would be so grateful.
We're pretty sure Noonan would have preferred not to have this e-mail reprinted in its entirety. But out of the whole piece about her brilliant career, this is the part that made us like her the most.
How Peggy Noonan Won the Democratic Primary [WWD]

Rob Conger's Tim Russert (2007).Courtesy of the artist
Conger said he was a regular viewer of Meet the Press, and yesterday he wrote a post on the gallery's blog titled "Remembering Russert — And the apparent Conger Curse," in which he discusses the various people who died not long after he created a rug in their honor (Mr. Rogers, World's Strongest Man Johnny Perry). "I watched [Russert] religiously," he wrote. "I was looking to him as the 'mainstream needle' that gauged zero on the political spectrum … I thought that my show at Mixed Greens was going to foreshadow the elections as more and more people switched off American Idol (as well as Fox News, and Keith Olbermann) and turned to Meet the Press to see what 'normal' meant." For now, the rug, as well as a smaller version featuring Russert behind the Press desk, remains in the gallery unsold. —Lori Fradkin
Remembering Russert — And the apparent Conger Curse [Pit/Mixed Greens]

Photo: Courtesy of Marc Jacobs via Models.com
Related: Cole in a Dress [Models.com]

The Spitzer family in 2006.Photo:AFP

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"I'm a teleporter … I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere. Boom, boom, boom!" —Black Eyed Peas rapper Will.I.Am on his character in the upcoming film X:Men Origins: Wolverine [MTV]
"I think I'm more comfortable with it. I know what my strengths are, and you just can't compete with Steve's ass." —Anne Hathaway on being competitive with Steve Carell [Reuters via Yahoo]
"I always bare my breasts." —Keira Knightley [People]
"Country music is the most underrated music in the world." — Is Snoop Dogg still trying to get into LeAnn Rimes's pants? [People]

It is ON.Photo: WireImage, Getty Images
Oh. Really? Can't she do better than that? How about "His indignation is as believable as his snap-on hair," or "His whining reminds me of a constipated fox terrier." Or some such. Creative insults for both parties may be left in the comments. Let the real war of words begin!

K-I-S-S-I-N-G (on the cheek at least).Photo: WireImage
All signs pointed to yes as the night wore on. First the two unabashedly engaged in public displays of affection on the red carpet — an embrace here, a kiss on the cheek there. Once inside, we snagged a minute with the apparently happy couple, Hammond's arm never relinquishing Deyn's waist as the two sipped on cups of coffee. We asked Deyn, outfitted in a tight-fitting black cocktail dress, how her music career was going. "I just collaborated with a friend's band, just for fun. I think that's out in a few weeks in the U.K.," she answered. "Is it not out yet?" Albert asked her. "No, it's out June 26," she replied. "Really. So you kind of did promo before? She just came back from doing promo. It's amazing. I wasn't there, but." So he's keeping tabs like her No. 1 fan. Innnnnteresting.
Then when we innocently inquired how the two met, they cast telling gazes into each other's eyes. "That's a bit personal, sorry," Deyn replied. Back to music then! Will she tour this summer? "I really don't know my schedule," she said. And, just like that, the lights went dim, Desmond Child and Rouge took the stage, and we were ushered back to our seat left pondering a possible Agyness appearance in the next Strokes video and/or tour and what their first duet might be called. —Alisa Gould-Simon

From left; Curtis Gwinn, Ken GemberlingCourtesy of Adult Swim
What’s the secret to appealing to an audience that's 90 percent stoned people?
Gemberling: Let’s just wait and see if we do appeal to them.
To borrow a joke from the series, had you guys been “J.R.R. toking” yourselves when you conceived the show?
Gemberling: Are you asking if we were under the influence of drugs? No. That’s the funny thing about doing crazy comedy and stoner stuff. After the shows people come up and are like, “Aw, man, how high were you when you wrote that? You guys must have been wasted!”
Gwinn: The times I’ve tried to write or perform when I’ve been high have been the moments of the most dread I’ve ever experienced.
Gemberling: We actually sat down years ago when we were trying to come up with a live skit and said, “Let’s get high and write a comedy song.” It wasn’t that funny and it never got finished. It was an agonizing experience.
The antagonist Chains (played by Gwinn) is a bit of a stoner, but the main character Ken (played by Gemberling) is more of a booze-hound.
Gemberling: He’s more of a beer and food guy.
I guess there are not a lot of substances to be had in cyberspace.
Gwinn: We had written an entire episode where Chains is desperately trying to find weed and calling up old contacts, but that doesn’t make any sense because none of his contacts are in the Internet.
John, are you under a contractual obligation to maintain a certain weight, lest the name of the series no longer be accurate?
Gemberling: We were wondering that at the beginning. We thought it would be funny if I hit the gym and lost a bunch of weight. But that didn’t pan out for me. [Gwinn laughs.] The literal answer is no. I don’t think the network would particularly care one way or another, but I don’t there’s any fear that I’m in danger of getting super skinny.
How did you guys decide that pouring a beer on a keyboard is how one gets sucked into the Internet?
Gemberling: The show was originally a Web series, and actually the first idea was that I spilled an entire, like, big McDonald’s meal or something on the keyboard. The character we were originally conceiving of was more of a stoner-y, hapless loser, and then we kind of changed him into a cantankerous boozer.
Gwinn: Some people have criticized the show as a Tron ripoff, because Tron portrays a computer-programmer hotshot jerk who gets sucked into his computer. Well, yeah! But it’s not a ripoff, it’s a parody! Tron was trying to cash in on the popularity of the video games, so it had this programmer who was a fun, awesome guy. In 1982 there were no cool, freewheeling computer programmers. They were all pretty dorky. So we love the idea that this computer programmer is a badass.
You portray cyberspace as a dark and evil place. Does this reflect your actual views?
Gemberling: Oh, absolutely, but I don’t think the Internet is portrayed as an evil place, just sort of a land in decline. There’s no factual or intellectual compass. For every Website that says one thing, there will be twice as many that refute that.
Gwinn: We happen to think the Internet is a pretty stupid place. It’s the most incredible thing to come along in modern human history as far as communications are concerned. But it’s pretty stupid.
Gemberling: It’s the first instance in world history where literally everybody gets to put in their two cents, but most people don’t have two thoughts to rub together. And that’s not just my opinion. That’s fact. —Ben Westhoff

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