Dolly Parton Threatens to Sue 'Howard Stern'

Dolly Parton is threatening to sue "The Howard Stern Show" for manipulating recordings from one her audio books last week into seemingly racist and sexually graphic sound bites.
Source: FOXNews.com | 15 May 2008 | 3:09 pm

James Frey Presses Our Buttons

Freymonger

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Fake memoirist and real dickbag James Frey claimed that "writer's block is for chumps" at a reading at the Blender Theater. America's Next Top Model winner Caridee English dropped her boyfriend for Tyson Beckford after her ex stole $10,000 out of her bank account. Eliot Spitzer is planning on refunding the $2.9 million he drummed up from donors for his 2010 campaign. Madison Square Garden security guards threw out stylist Philip Bloch for talking to a bunch of pot-smoking teenagers at the Kanye West show on Tuesday. Arthur Sulzberger Jr. has moved into residential hotel the Philips Club after splitting with wife Gail Gregg.

Barack Obama won a mock election at the premiere of Recount, a movie about the 2000 election-debacle in Florida, which even Republicans seem to think is fair. Michael Moore is getting $20 million up front for his Fahrenheit 9/11 sequel, even though it'll only cost him $7 million to make. The exec producer of NBC's Today is pissed off at the exec producer of NBC's Access Hollywood because Access Hollywood ended up airing confirmation of Angelina Jolie's pregnancy that Today had gotten. Michelle Trachtenberg, a.k.a. Gossip Girl's Georgina Sparks, fainted in the middle of a party she was hosting at the new Sunglass Hut store in Soho. Observer scribe George Gurley celebrated his 40th-birthday party at the Beatrice Inn. NYU president John Sexton mispronounced New York Giant Michael Strahan's name twice while presenting him with an award at graduation. Cindy Adams goes to bat for her friend, potty-mouthed anchor Sue Simmons.


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 15 May 2008 | 3:00 pm

Lagerfeld's Miami Resort Show: One Splashy Affair

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Today Karl Lagerfeld will show his resort collection for Chanel in Miami at the Raleigh Hotel. Naturally, it won't go down without more pomp and circumstance than that at every graduation ceremony across the country combined, and then some. WWD reports that more than 120 people have been flown in for the occasion and the hotel has been shut down to the general public for four days with "tight security protecting the property like a fortress." A Fortress of Fabulous, that is! The show will feature more than 60 looks; reportedly there will be a performance by ten synchronized swimmers from the U.S. Olympics team plus eight more wearing swimsuits designed by the Kaiser himself, each bearing a letter:
The swimmers are expected to jump into the pool and do a ballet performance that will reach its finale when they will line up to spell out Chanel. It's an appropriate nod to the Raleigh, which played host to several Esther Williams films. "As a child, I loved Esther Williams movies," Lagerfeld said. "I am actually staying here in a suite called the Esther Williams Suite."

See, folks — he was a child once! Now we shall return to hating this day, if only because we couldn't squeeze pool time at the Raleigh into our schedules. Damn.

Karl at the Beach: Chanel Cruises Into Miami [WWD]


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 15 May 2008 | 2:45 pm

‘American Idol’: It's Only Davids Now

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Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 15 May 2008 | 2:45 pm

‘Post’ Projecting Own Foibles Onto Sue Simmons?

Post Cartoon

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Today Channel 4 anchor Sue Simmons tells the Post that she was not drunk on the air when she dropped the F-bomb on Monday. The tabloid claimed that the popular New York news mainstay used to head to Gallaghers or Jean Georges between the 5 p.m. and 11 p.m. broadcasts and get tipsy. But today, she denies the story: "I haven't had an alcoholic drink between shows for at least 15 years or more," she says. "Not one word of [the Post story] is true." The original tabloid tale was titled "SILLY SUE A SALTY SWILLER," which is, admittedly, awesome. But today's headline read: "SUE FUMES OVER NEWS OF BOOZE." Not "Sue Denies Booze Story," or something that indicates that it may have been wrong. She's just mad about the fact that the Post figured it out, you see. Luckily, the tabloid's eternally polite cartoonist Sean Delonas doesn't let silly things like denials get in the way of his art. Above we see the insanely insulting evidence of his gusto. Apparently, not only is Sue Simmons a drunk, she's also a smoker, maybe a gambler, and possibly a whore. And she cries when she drinks, which is the worst offense of all. If we were her, we'd pull a Col Allen and go over to the Post and kick some ass. Since when do they have the right to get all judgey over drinking during work hours?

SUE FUMES OVER NEWS OF BOOZE [NYP]


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 15 May 2008 | 2:30 pm

Fur flies at 'Kung Fu Panda' premiere

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Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 15 May 2008 | 2:08 pm

Kristen Is Back!

Kristin

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There are few places in New York more anonymous than the grimy Port Authority bus terminal. Most of us could comfortably loll around the First Stop Last Stop Café for days without seeing a familiar face. But America's best-loved prostitute, Ashley Alexandra Dupré, a.k.a. Kristen, is not so lucky. Kristen's been holed up at her mom's house in Wall, New Jersey, ever since it was revealed that she boned governor Eliot Spitzer for $4,300 and, perhaps more shamefully, once appeared in a Girls Gone Wild video. But yesterday she took a bus into Manhattan — only to run smack into a Post reporter the second she got there. What a coincidence! According to the Post, Kristen "freaked out" when approached by a reporter and photographer, but they did manage to get a few good pictures. Luckily for Kristen, for this bus journey she had chosen not to wear cruddy sneakers and a Juicy Couture sweatsuit but a decidedly camera-ready belle du jour ensemble: a pencil skirt and Jackie O sunglasses accessorized by a massive Fendi belt, so at least she looked good while being violated by the cameras. That Kristen. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time. Or maybe the right place at the right time?

Kristen Shows What She's Got [NYP]


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 15 May 2008 | 2:00 pm

Events and Sales: Tinsley Mortimer at Saks; 75 Percent Off Steven Alan

EVENTS
• Tinsley Mortimer stops by Saks to promote Dior's Ultra-Gloss Reflect in Tinsley Pink. Meet the socialite and learn how to mimic her look. Saks Fifth Avenue, 611 Fifth Ave., at 50th St., main fl. (212-753-4000); noon–6.

SALES
STARTING TODAY
• Gryson, Loomstate, and the house label are up to 75 percent off at Steven Alan. A Demylee cashmere cardigan is now $91. Through 5/17. 103 Franklin St., nr. Church St. (212-219-3305); Thurs. and Fri. (8:30–8); Sat. (noon–7); Sun. (noon–5).

• What Comes Around Goes Around is having its annual spring sale. Vintage boots are now just $30. Through 5/18. 351 W. Broadway, nr. Broome St. (212-343-9303); 5/15 (1–9); 5/16–5/18 (11–8).

• The handbags of Rebecca Minkoff are 50 percent off starting today. Through 5/18. 33 W. 17th St., nr. Sixth Ave. (212-677-7829); Thurs. (noon–8), Fri.–Sun. (10–8).

• Yeohlee Tang’s line of Yeohlee womenswear is 65 to 80 percent off today only. 225 W. 35th St., nr. Eighth Ave., sixteenth fl. (212-631-8099); 8–6.

• The bridal collection from Paula Varsalona is 75 percent off. No appointment necessary. Through 5/17. 1375 Broadway, at 37th St., fifth fl. (212-221-5600); Thurs. (10–7), Fri. (10–6), Sat. (10–2).

• At the Posh sale, proceeds on new and gently used clothes and accessories from Chanel, Prada, and Jimmy Choo benefit services for the visually impaired. (A one-day pass is $10.) Through 5/17. 110 E. 60th St., nr. Park Ave. (212-821-9300); Wed.–Sat. (11–7).

ENDING TODAY
• The Julie Haus sample sale has cute cocktail dresses for up to 80 percent off. Through 5/15. 545 W. 34th St., nr. Tenth Ave., Ste. 5C (212-239-4100); 10–6.

• Prices on Nancy Cohen's semiprecious baubles are normally $150 to $600 at Bloomingdale's, but at the sale everything is up to 75 percent off. 55 Fifth Ave., nr. 12th St., seventeenth fl. (212-741-5700); 10–2.

• Everything at the Mika Inatome sale (where bridal gowns usually run $2,000 to $3,500) is up to 90 percent off. 93 Reade St., nr. Church St., second fl. (212-966-7777); by appointment only.

• Intermix extended their designer sale until today! Now, the select designer stock at Intermix is 40 percent off. Try the Chloé patent triple-strap zip-back sandals, originally $775, now only $465. Check out all their locations here. And if you purchase online, enter the code DESIGNER at checkout.

• Need a new purse? The Jennifer Alfano sample sale ends today. Prices start at $300. 257 W. 39th St., nr. Eighth Ave., tenth fl. (212-947-8748); 10–4.

STARTING TOMORROW
• A.P.C. is cleaning shop and unloading overstock for 70 percent off. Through 5/18. 35 Grand St., nr. Kent Ave., Williamsburg (347-381-3193); Fri.–Sun. (noon–7).

• Bag your beachwear with the spring sample sale at Salon 9 Showroom. Swimwear from Zimmerman, Brette Sandler, Red Carter, and Birdie Jo are 65 to 80 percent off. Through 5/20. 241 W. 37th St., nr. Seventh Ave. (212-754-1400); Fri., Mon., and Tues. (11–8).

ENDING TOMORROW
Lela Rose’s feminine cocktail dresses, taffeta anoraks, and satin button dresses are 50 to 70 percent off. Through 5/16. 224 W. 30th St., nr. Seventh Ave., thirteenth fl. (212-947-9204); Wed.–Fri. (10–6).

• Men’s and women’s Helmut Lang and Rag & Bone clothes are 60 percent off. Through 5/16. 261 W. 36th St., nr. Eighth Ave., second fl. (212-947-8748); Wed. and Fri. (10–6); Thurs. (10–7).

• James Jeans has all styles boot-cut, straight leg, or cropped for up to 75 percent off. Through 5/16. 500 Greenwich St., nr. Spring St., Ste. 202 (212-221-4603); Wed. and Thurs. (9:30–7:30); Fri. (9:30–2:30).

• In honor of his ten-year anniversary, Yigal Azrouël is throwing a sale — prices are marked 70 percent off retail. Through 5/16. 225 W. 39th St., nr. Seventh Ave., seventh fl. (212-302-1194); Wed.–Thurs. (9–7), Fri. (9–3).

• This season’s Showroom Seven sale won’t be in the cramped sample closet. The old Tunnel building has been rented out to unload its stock of Erickson Beamon, Orla Kiely, and A&G cashmere; an Issa London long silk-jersey dress is now $308. 269 Eleventh Ave., nr. 27th St. (212-643-4810); 10–7.

• The latest dress collection and women’s ready-to-wear from Vivienne Tam is 75 percent off starting today. Through 5/16. 260 W. 39th St., nr. Seventh Ave., eleventh fl. (no phone); Wed. (9–8), Thurs. (10–7), Fri. (10–6).

Catherine Malandrino’s designs are marked down starting today. Skirts that were $245 to $495 are now $105, and dresses that were $395 to $695 are now $225. Through 5/16. The Metropolitan Pavilion, 123 W. 18th St., nr. Sixth Ave., fourth fl. (212-388-0339); Wed.–Thurs. (8–8), Fri. (10–8).

• Preppy sportswear from Gant is 75 percent off retail prices. Shirts, blouses, and polos are under $30, sweaters are under $35, and bottoms are $25 and under. Plus, catch a blazer for $95 or outerwear accessories for under $20. Through 5/16. 20 W. 55th St., nr. Fifth Ave., eleventh fl. (212-230-1949); Wed.–Thurs. (8:30–6:30), Fri. (8:3–-5).

• Find designs from Heidi Weisel at below-wholesale prices. Sweaters start at $20 and gowns are $150. Through 5/16. 264 W. 40th St., at Seventh Ave., penthouse two (212-221-9700); Wed.–Fri. (10–6).

• Prep for beach vacations at the J Rosen Showroom, which offers deals on swimwear, flip-flops, and jewelry from Vix and Lisa Curran; cover-ups were $140 to $250 but are now $30 to $80. Through 5/16. 250 W. 39th St., nr. Seventh Ave., Ste. 510 (212-221-2349); cash only; Mon.–Fri. (9–8).

ONLINE
• Everything is 20 percent off at Cole Haan’s online store when you enter SPRING at checkout. Check out their sandals and bags. They’ve put together a whole section of beach-friendly pieces.


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 15 May 2008 | 2:00 pm

Daniel Day-Lewis Is Ready for His Eleven O'Clock Number

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Nine Finds One More: It looks like the producers of Nine are going down their trusty list of Oscar-winning actors in 2007 who played crazy men. Daniel Day-Lewis is in talks to replace Javier Bardem, who dropped out because his positronic batteries needed recharging. DD-L would portray a famous film director who experiences a psychological crisis while trying to balance all the women in his life. Milkshakes will be drunk. [Variety]

Cruise Makes Amends: Moviehole is reporting that the rumors are coming true, as Tom Cruise is in talks to star as the president in director Phillip Noyce's The 28th Amendment, written by Transformers' Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci. And even though it's 99 percent definite that Cruise will be president, Hillary vows to stay in the race. [Moviehole]

Columbia Gets Goosebumps: Columbia has picked up the rights to R.L. Stine's Goosebumps, the second-best-selling young-adult series behind Harry Potter. According to Scholastic's Deborah Forte, "the first generation of Goosebumps' fans are in their early 20s now," which makes us feel stupid for being so old and having read every single one. The biggest challenge facing the adaptation will be re-creating those irksome chapter-break cliffhangers every five minutes. [Variety]

Reitman Catches Air: Jason Reitman (Thank You for Smoking, Juno) is adapting 2002's Up in the Air, the airport-culture satire novel by Thumbsucker's Walter Kirn. The project is set up at Montecito, Ivan Reitman's company, and no, that's not nepotism, that's a coincidence. [HR]

Clooney's Blues: TNT just announced their development slate, and far and away the most tragilarious project is Delta Blues, exec produced by George Clooney, a series about a Memphis cop who is also an Elvis impersonator. According to Turner, their goal is to have 80 percent original content by 2010, so clearly our goal is to watch 80 percent less TV by 2010. [HR]


Languishing TV network CBS is acquiring languishing internet media mini-conglomerate CNET in a deal worth $1.8bn. Synergy!


  • This gold bust of Oprah features two dogs above her head, begins showing next week at a gallery and is intended to highlight "the overlooked threat of accidental pet fatality by common household products." [Oh No They Didn't] (Photo from Caplakesting.com via OhNoTheyDidn't)


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 15 May 2008 | 11:45 am

Capturing the stars

All the major film festivals are conducted at a frenetic pace.

Michael Roach and Christie McNally

  • Buddhist teachers: +2
  • Live in Arizona: -3
  • Live in a yurt with no running water or electricity or DVR or even Bravo: -5
  • Remain within 15 feet of each other at all times because they vowed to "never part:" -15
  • (-3 of that is because he gets inspired in the middle of the night and she has to then wake up and follow him 100 yards down the road to his office so he can "work".)
  • (-4 of that is because they actually inhale and exhale in sync with one another.)
  • (-2 of that is for eating from the same plate and often reading the same book.)
  • (-6 of that is because "When she uses an airport restroom, he stands outside the door.")
  • The wife uses the honorific "Lama," usually only given to a male teachers under Tibetan Buddhist tradition: +3
  • Many other couples — like, from around the world — flock to them for relationship advice: +3
  • They managed to piss off the Dalai Lama: +1
  • His monk friends tried to get him to choose between her and them and he chose her. Then they asked him to give up his robes, citing "two milleniums of Tibetan Buddhist tradition" and he refused: +3
  • He kept her secret during a three-year silent retreat in the desert and started talking about her only after he figured out they could be caught on Google Earth: -3
  • He went to Princeton: +2
  • She went to NYU: +1
  • He once amassed a personal fortune by turning an upstart jewelry company into a $100 million per year business: +3
  • They met when she was a student in the seminar he was teaching in New York: -2
  • After they met, "they began to see each other as angels:" -3/barf
  • They go to movies, probably in their robes and everything. She is into the Matrix, he into the Truman Show: +2
  • No sex or carnal touching, ever: -69

Total points: -80
Consolation prize: Nirvana

[Times]

(Photo: David Sanders, New York Times)







Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 15 May 2008 | 8:53 am

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Source: Google News - Entertainment | 15 May 2008 | 8:20 am

More than an Upfront - NBC Universal Hires Jack Morton to Create 'Experience'

NEW YORK, May 15 /PRNewswire/ -- For years, "upfronts" -- annual events where media companies present their fall line-ups to advertisers -- have come under...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 15 May 2008 | 7:00 am

CRAZY, an Award-Winning Feature Inspired by the Life of Guitar Legend Hank Garland, Opens the 2008 Jacksonville Film Festival on May 15 at 7:30PM - Members of the Garland Family Will Attend

LOS ANGELES, May 15 /PRNewswire/ -- CRAZY, an award-winning independent feature film inspired by the tragic life and groundbreaking music of legendary 1950s-era guitarist
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 15 May 2008 | 7:00 am

Regional Aviation Partners Disputes CBS Article 'Taxpayers Shell Out For Near-Empty Flights'

PHOENIX, May 15 /PRNewswire/ -- For more than 7 years, CBS and other media outlets have used the same story line to attack the Essential Air Service (EAS) program. In...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 15 May 2008 | 7:00 am

Julianne Hough's May 20 Album Debut Garners Major Attention

NASHVILLE, Tenn., May 15 /PRNewswire/ -- Mercury Nashville's May 20 release of Julianne Hough's self-titled debut album is garnering major attention. The...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 15 May 2008 | 6:00 am

Additional 2 Worlds 2 Voices Dates Announced

NASHVILLE, Tenn., May 15 /PRNewswire/ -- Entertainment superstars Reba McEntire and Kelly Clarkson announced today they will play additional 2 Worlds 2 Voices tour dates...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 15 May 2008 | 6:00 am

Idol Clears the Way for Dueling Davids

Syesha Mercado, American Idol: Season 7We're going to have a real humdinger next week. With 56 million votes giving Simon Cowell the pairing he hoped for, Syesha Mercado was eliminated Wednesday, meaning David...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 15 May 2008 | 5:40 am

Rob Corddry to headline first movie

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Rob Corddry, currently in theaters with "Harold & Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay" and "What Happens in Vegas," has landed his first starring ...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 15 May 2008 | 5:19 am

One Model Picked to Be on Top

Whitney Thompson, America's Next Top ModelOne of these girls is not like the other. And that's because she's America's Next Top Model. Find out who walked the walk, straight into the judges' hearts... Here's a positive...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 15 May 2008 | 4:33 am

Anne Heche Doesn't Have to Pay for July

Breaking News: DivorceMen in Trees has gone the way of the dodo. Unfortunately, Anne Heche's cash supply seems to be nearing extinction, as well. After Heche claimed she'll be more than $6,000 in the hole...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 15 May 2008 | 4:15 am

Get Smart: Stars Go Back to School

20 years later, Gretchen Wilson gets GED, Vanessa Williams completes college.
Source: ABC News: Entertainment | 15 May 2008 | 3:35 am

Daniel Day-Lewis Dressed to the Nine?

Breaking News: MoviesDaniel Day-Lewis tends to bide his time between projects, sometimes waiting as long as five years between Oscar nominations, er, film roles. But Nine could be the magic number this time around....

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 15 May 2008 | 2:07 am

Sightings: Lauren, Milo and Brooke

Lauren ConradPANTY PARTY:  Lauren Bosworth, Lauren Conrad and Stephanie Pratt, picking up some Spreegirl underwear at the Wango Tango concert gift lounge in Los Angeles. IRON STOMACH:  Milo...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 15 May 2008 | 12:45 am

A-List Secrets: Can That Quickie Hitchin' Last?

Nick Cannon, Mariah CareyHow long do you think Nick and Mariah will stay married? —L.H. Are you insinuating a less-than-robust future between a 27-year-old rapper and diva who walks her dogs in...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 14 May 2008 | 11:49 pm

Black confirms: Twins for Jolie, Pitt

Read full story for latest details.


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 14 May 2008 | 11:48 pm

Indiana Jones: The Fiscally Responsible Hero

Harrison Ford, Indiana Jones: Temple of Doom You never forget your first melting face. That's just one of the thrills of Indiana Jones: The Adventure Collection, a three-disc set that collects the first three Indy films...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 14 May 2008 | 11:45 pm

From the Mind of Oprah Springs...Spaniels

Oprah Puppies' Memorial Sculpture The Britney-giving-birth-on-a-bearskin-rug guy has done it again. Sculptor Daniel Edwards, also responsible for Paris Hilton Autopsy, has fashioned a new conversation piece, this time a...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 14 May 2008 | 11:43 pm

Actor testifies about newborn twins' overdose

Actor Dennis Quaid told lawmakers Wednesday of how his newborn twins came close to death after receiving an overdose of blood-thinning medication -- the fault of a drug company that did not recall easily confused bottles despite previous problems, he said.


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 14 May 2008 | 11:39 pm

Chloë Sevigny Doesn't Want to Call Herself an Eco-Nazi, But...

Glasses!Photo: WireImage

After missing her Nylon party in April, we were worried Chloë Sevigny might not show to Radar Entertainment and Women's Health magazine's "Down to Earth" party last night. But this time, she showed! The green-themed evening was ripe with canvas-bag-toting, eco-talking partygoers so we felt obliged to ask our hostess about keeping it green since, well, we didn't bring a Feed Bag and wanted to show we care. "I'm really green, yeah. I annoy everybody, all my friends. Well, I have some friends that are really green, but most of them — I don't want to use the term Nazi, but I'm very extreme," Sevigny said. "I don't ever use plastic bags. Um, I always bring my own to the grocery store. Even when I go to my local bodega, they're like, 'No bag, right?' They always make jokes about me." Wow, way to keep it real, girlfriend. But wait, there's more! "I try to take smaller baths, I try to eat less meat, I try to only buy organic, and I don't dry my clothes in the dryer — I hand-dry them." She "hand-dries" all of her clothes?! "Sometimes I'll put them in the dryer for five minutes just to soften it up," she confessed. But what if she wants to wear something last minute? "I don't," she said. "Ever."

We took a break from the interview to process that kind of lifestyle. But before the party ended we cornered Sevigny again to chat about her Opening Ceremony line. "I wrapped the last season of Big Love, and I said, 'I just want to stay in New York for awhile,' and that's when we decided to do the line together. I thought it'll keep me in New York, and I can be creative and do something, not just this idle time," she explained. "You know, I really have to be in New York for at least four or five months straight to do a line so whenever that happens again we'll do it." If you insist, Chloë, but we're not sure we'd advise it considering its less-than-stellar reviews. Sevigny's also well versed in polygamist culture and fashions, compliments of her show Big Love, so we had to know what she thought of the fashions goin' on in Texas. "The women in Texas, they all wear the same dress on that compound just in a different color, so it's more like a uniform there," she said. "There are so many different compounds, and I think they all have their own kind of fashion or whatever." —Jana Winter


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 14 May 2008 | 11:15 pm

Weird Science! NYU Student Invents Virtual Girlfriend

Inbed

Photo: Courtesy of Drew Burrows

You work late. Like, every night. You probably screwed up your last steady relationship, and, well, maybe there's no one to curl up next to in bed when you stumble in the door at night. Drew Burrows knows the feeling. "I'm in this grad program right now, and it's totally consuming," he said. "I come home every night to an empty bed." So Burrows, 28, engineered (literally) a solution, which he unveiled to the public last night at NYU's Interactive Telecommunications Program Spring Show at Tisch School of the Arts.

It's simple to behold — a single mattress, tucked into a dark, curtained back room of the showcase space. On it: a lithe brunette. She's perfectly quiet, but once you sit or lie down, she responds to your every move. Lie on your back, she snuggles up right next to you in a log position. Curl up in the fetal position, she spoons. The only hitch: She's 2-D. "Yeah, you can't feel the girl. That's the thing," Burrows explained as he demonstrated his invention, an "infrared sensitive" light projection (meaning it reacts, and the projected woman moves, based on an infrared sensor) called INBED. "Still, it's so nice if you're tired and worn out to have someone to curl up with."

As for satisfying those not-so-innocent late-night desires, this lady adheres to her role as steady girlfriend. Give her kiss on the check and she rolls over and buries her face in the pillow. And yes, she stays fully clothed at all times. Nonetheless, Burrows suggests his new alternative to a full-body pillow or (ugh) blow-up doll could provide late-night comfort for traders, lawyers, or any other single guy in Manhattan who simply works too hard to keep a girlfriend. Speaking of, how long has Burrows been single?

"Long enough to come up with this idea," he sighed. —Christine Lagorio


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 14 May 2008 | 11:15 pm

Breaking: John Edwards to Endorse Obama

John Edwards

Photo: Getty Images

Barack Obama is scheduled to make an appearance in Grand Rapids in a few minutes, where he is expected to pull out a surprise guest: John Edwards, who, The Wall Street Journal and other news outlets are reporting, is expected to formally endorse the Illinois senator. Whether this will sway many voters is debatable, but one thing is certain: Obama has just pocketed the Sarandon-Robbins vote.

Ex-presidential candidate John Edwards endorsing Barack Obama as Democratic nominee [Grand Rapids Press]


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 14 May 2008 | 11:10 pm

Axelrod: ‘I Can Sleep in November’

We hadn't previously known that David Axelrod founded the epilepsy nonprofit CURE ten years ago, after his daughter, Lauren, was diagnosed with the disease. Last night, the organization honored the Axelrods at the Yale Club, in front of a crowd that included Katie Couric and Bob Woodruff. The event was moderated (somewhat ironically) by George Stephanopoulos. We caught up with Obama's right-hand man to ask about how he manages to stay awake (or, even, alive) with all of the madness he's been going through over the past year. "You know, I figure I can sleep in November," he said. "When you are motivated, you will be surprised by how much you can do. Obviously, the work of this foundation is deeply personal to my life, and I will always work to see that it continues, and I also feel very strongly about Senator Obama." The question on everybody's mind, of course, was when Hillary Clinton will drop out. Axelrod said that the New York senator is "very committed to change," and he's not worried that she won't work with them to fight for a Democratic win in the general election. We didn't know they were officially sharing the "change" mantra now. How generous! Would they also share a ticket? "There's no ticket talk yet; it's a little premature for that, I think," Axelrod said. "But I definitely anticipate that we will work closely together." We knew that answer was coming. —Tre Borden


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 14 May 2008 | 11:00 pm

Mario Lopez Likes to Get Naked

Mario LopezMario Lopez has nothing to be ashamed about when it comes to his body. But even he has his limits. The former Dancing With the Stars contestant told me Playgirl has come calling....

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 14 May 2008 | 11:00 pm

‘Vicky Christina Barcelona’ Trailer: Woody Allen’s Publicist Strikes Back

Tagline: [Sounds of tongue kissing.]

Translation: Despite what Woody Allen would have you believe, this movie might actually be hot.

The Verdict: The war between prudish, threesome-nixing director Woody Allen and his well-intentioned, threesome-publicizing publicist rages on! As you'll recall, in February, the Post reported that, in Allen's upcoming Vicky Christina Barcelona, “Penélope [Cruz] and Scarlett [Johansson] go at it in a red-tinted photography dark room, and it will leave the audience gasping.” Then, much to the chagrin of whoever paid for this movie, Woody chimed in: ''People who come and expect those exaggerations are going to be disappointed.'' But, if whoever cut this trailer is to be believed, the plot can be synopsized thusly: Penélope Cruz, Scarlett Johansson, and Javier Bardem making out with each other for 90 minutes. We anxiously await Allen's next interview, in which he'll likely announce that he's cut all these scenes from the film.

Earlier: Woody Allen Nixes Threesome, Drives Publicist Crazy


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 14 May 2008 | 10:45 pm

Video: Vulture Explores Superhero Fashions at the Met's Costume Institute

The Metropolitan Museum of Art's Costume Institute is presenting its "Superheroes" exhibit, which explores how fashion has appropriated and deformed the comic-book costume for its own nefarious ends. Vulture's Dan Kois headed over to the Met to talk about the exhibit with curator Andrew Bolton. Check out our exclusive video interview with Bolton about the Iron Man body, Spider-Man as femme fatale, and what hides behind a mild-mannered curator's glasses. Plus: lightning fight!


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 14 May 2008 | 10:30 pm

Pop Cheeseball Jason Mraz Is Aging Very Well

Jason Mraz is a great big cheeseball who happens to be aging well. But he’s not Justin Timberlake, that onetime pop nerd turned smooth operator, either. On his new album, the little white guy still sounds giddy to be playing funk and soul, and the man-in-a-musical thing works better than ever: Silly lyrics and the occasional burst of scatting aside, these are irresistible songs, four-eyed soul to compete with the likes of Hall & Oates.

We Sing, We Dance, We Steal Things

Jason Mraz
Atlantic
$18.98

Buy


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 14 May 2008 | 10:15 pm

To Become the Torturer, Michelle Trachtenberg Had to Be the Tortured

Tranch

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Newest Gossip Girl cast member Michelle Trachtenberg really knows what she's doing as evil, conniving underminer Georgina Sparks. As it turns out, the 22-year-old is drawing on her own painful teen experience: The Harriet the Spy star was, she told us last night at the launch party for Gen Art's Styles International Design Competition, "tortured" by her classmates at her L.A. private school. "Everyone knew who I was, and a lot of people resented that, so I actually had quite a difficult school experience," she said. "I cannot say that I have any childhood school friends." Really? We can't imagine why not. They were obviously just jealous, we said. So, how was she tortured?

"Calling the principal on me, saying this and that," she said. "The poor principal was like, 'I know it's not true.' I'm like, 'I know!'" Oh, well at least the principal was on her side. That always endears kids to classmates. "I remember my freshman year in high school walking through the halls and someone was like [meathead voice] 'HARRIET!'" she went on. "I'm like, 'Dude, that means you watched it. Like, you saw it. So actually, who's, like, the loser calling out Harriet?'" Anyway, she's totally over it now. "Now I'm like, um, yeah, I look hot in a little black dress, so … whatchoo got?" Ha! Fame and hotness are the best revenge, right? But then Michelle grew thoughtful. "I wouldn't necessarily say revenge," she mused. "I think it's appreciation of where I am and knowing that they — sort of rising above. I know that's really weird, but it's sort of like a phoenix thing if everyone tries to burn you down, you're still going to rise above it." —Darrell Hartman

Related: Michelle Trachtenberg Is Totally A Method Actor


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 14 May 2008 | 10:15 pm

Christian Dior Resort Images Are Up! Naomi Campbell to Walk for Lagerfeld?

The Dior resort show. The runway was supposed to be a pool. Neat, huh?Photo: imaxtree

• Images from the Christian Dior resort show are up! Skip that afternoon cookie and take a gander. Trust us — they're just as satisfying. [Christian Dior Resort/NYM]

Naomi Campbell might walk in Karl Lagerfeld's resort collection show for Chanel in Miami tomorrow. If she's flying we really hope she makes it. (You knew that was coming.) [Fashion Week Daily]

• Here's a peek at Christian Siriano's collection for Bluefly. By peek we mean there's a photo of his sketches and another one of him sitting next to some fabric swatches. [Flypaper]

• Tori Spelling is the new face of Skechers. It's all part of their plan to target the family market. Admit it, somewhere deep down Tori gives you the warm fuzzies. [Sassybella]

• Cate Blanchett will wear only Armani during the Cannes Film Festival. [Fashionologie]

• The leggings in Lindsay Lohan's new line have built-in knee pads. Also, it appears she used a blonde model in her promotional event in L.A. Will she go against her casting call and use her in the ad campaign? Suspense! [Hollywood Crap]


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 14 May 2008 | 10:10 pm

The Cure's Triumphant-ish Return!

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1. The Cure, "The Only One"
The good news is, on this new song, the Cure sound just like they did during their commercial peak. That's also the bad news. [Burros y Perros]

2. The Rapture, "No Sex for Ben"
This new Timbaland-produced track from the GTA IV soundtrack is awesome, even if your name happens to be Ben. [Hyperbole]

3. Bun B feat. Lupe Fiasco, "Swang on 'em"
Bun B and Lupe rap about fast, tricked-out cars on this song from Bun's upcoming record. The production makes it sound like they're riding around in a Ford Model A with Elliot Ness in hot pursuit. [Attorney St.]

4. El-P, "Mike Douglas"
El-P drops 9/11 references over a sample of The Wall. Yes, this song is terrifying and should probably come with a prescription for Celexa. [ Passion of the Weiss]

5. Truckasauras, "Porkwich"
With a band name like that, you'd think of bluegrass or bar rock. Actually, they make synth-y dance music with a Game Boy and some keyboards. Shows what you know. [ Get Weird Turn Pro]


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 14 May 2008 | 10:00 pm

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo Still in Play

Jessica Simpson, Tony RomoThe breakup buzz keeps getting louder for Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. But her camp is shooting down the split rumors. "Not true, not true," Simpson's rep tells me. "I...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 14 May 2008 | 10:00 pm

Lil Wayne and Amanda Bynes Should Hang Out

lil wayne and amanda bynes

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"I'll never fuck with no more coke. It's not about the bad high; it's just about the acne: Cocaine makes your face break out." Lil Wayne, in Vulture's Quote Machine

"Has said that she does not enjoy clubbing or drinking very often, citing the latter's effects on one's skin." —Vulture's "The New Goody-Goodies" slideshow, on Amanda Bynes


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 14 May 2008 | 9:45 pm

‘Prince Caspian’ Director Andrew Adamson on Narnia's Lack of Dry Cleaners

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New Zealand director Andrew Adamson made his Stateside debut with the billion-grossing Shrek. Then, he followed up its sequel with Disney's blockbuster adaptation of C.S. Lewis's The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe (so he's doing fine on money, thanks). The next, darker film in the Narnia series, Prince Caspian, hits theaters this Friday. Adamson spoke to Vulture about the making of the film, what he learned from animation, and why he could really use a vacation.

Why is this film so much darker than its predecessor?
It was kind of inherent to the material. Sometimes fans ask about the first movie, "Did Disney make you make the film so bright?" And I'm like, "No. It's a movie about spring. You know, you're coming out of winter into spring so it's this rebirth…" To me, the interest was having a battle take place on a beautiful day. I'd actually gone to the battlefield and had them plant flowers with the intention that, as the battle rages, they'd be kicking up petals. Turns out the flowers died before we got there. [Laughs.]

The attention to detail on this one is impressive.
I tend to be quite anal. But we also all learned from making the first film. For instance, halfway through, I thought, Well, did the kids stop at the dry cleaners? They've just been tramping through the snow and the costumes aren't dirty. So this time we were very conscientious that every day a little more dirt would go on the costumes, a few more tears, a bit of twig in the hair. It all adds up to a believability and a texture.

Why aren't you doing the next film in the series?
I'm tired. Largely, I've been overlapping films since the first Shrek. I've been telling my wife I've been going to take a year off since then. But largely, I want to get back to that feeling of the day I first left high school and realized I didn't have any homework, and I just had a clear head. See what comes forth.

Did you learn anything making Shrek that you used in this movie?
In animation, you get nothing for free, so you tend to think about the background a lot more. In this film, one of my favorite bits of animation is what happens with the mouse behind Reepicheep (Eddie Izzard) in the scene where he's talking about losing his tail. The mice are talking about chopping their tails off (in solidarity). And there's one mouse who's reluctant. He give a fearful look as if to say, "Do I really have to do this?"

There was a gorgeous, primordial lake with waterfalls in one scene. Was that real or CGI?
That's real. It's near the town of Haast in New Zealand. We’d been checking out another spot that we didn’t think would work, when our bus driver, who was a fly fisherman, told us there was a place just twenty minutes upstream that you could only get to by boat. That's where we ended up shooting. The water's about 40 feet deep, and you can see the trout swimming in the water. And it's that blue color. It's not enhanced. That was my favorite day of shooting. We had to fly in by helicopter or go in by jet boat. I was operating one of the motors in our raft with my right hand and the radio control with the kids' boat to help them steer. And I was directing. It was like I was a student again, student filmmaking with just twenty of us making a film. —Harold Goldberg


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 14 May 2008 | 9:30 pm

Howard Socol's Job at Barneys Is Very Special

Howard Socol with Donatella Versace and Anna Wintour.Photo: Getty Images

Yesterday Howard Socol resigned from his job as CEO of Barneys. Now the retailer has the enormous task of replacing him, which they'll do with the help of a search firm. His successor has veritably clown-size shoes to fill: Socol brought the company from bankruptcy to profitability and opened 21 stores in his roughly seven-year tenure. Also, running a luxury company like Barneys is a toughie not made easier by These Economic Times. Though everyone speculates Socol is departing because he disagrees with Barneys' new owner Istithmar's plans for global expansion, he told WWD that really, he just wants a little "me" time. Though it sounds like he will miss this very special job:
"This is a full-time, seven-day-a-week job. There are a lot of things I love to do. I plan to enjoy life, travel a lot, and expand my mental and physical capacities. There is a lot on my "'I want' list." Taking another job in retailing, said the 62-year-old Socol, is not on the list. "I have no inclination to do that."

…"This is a very special job," Socol continued. "It's all about creativity, energy, fashion. It's not about price. It's not about promotion. It's about the things that get a lot of retailers' juices going." Barneys is not so big so you can still be a merchant, Socol noted. "On this job, you can be a merchant, and a businessman. You can touch and feel the merchandise. You can touch and feel the people," he said.

No wonder everyone loves shopping there so much.

Finding the Right Fit: Barneys' Socol Quits, No Clear Successor [WWD]
Related: Breaking: Howard Socol Resigns From Barneys


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 14 May 2008 | 9:30 pm

Video: The Premiere of HBO's ‘Recount’

Last night New York's Jada Yuan went to the premiere of the HBO movie Recount, starring Laura Dern, Kevin Spacey, Bob Balaban, and Ed Begley Jr. The film relives what happened during the highly intense battle that took place between the day of the 2000 contested presidential election and the final decision by the Supreme Court that declared George Bush president. In the above video, see what Dern thought of being cast as Florida Secretary of State Katherine Harris, how one Daily Show writer would have rewritten the ending, and just how difficult a butterfly ballot can be.

Party Lines: 'Recount' Premiere [NYM Video]


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 14 May 2008 | 9:30 pm

Ludmila Alexeyeva (L) and Yury Samodurov (R)

Leading Russian human-rights activist Ludmila Alexeyeva (L) of the Helsinki Group speaks at a press conference with the head of the Sakharov Museum, Yury Samodurov (R), in Moscow. Russian rights groups...
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Yury Samodurov

Head of the Sakharov Museum Yury Samodurov attends a press conference in Moscow. Russian rights groups Wednesday accused the authorities of political motives in charging a museum director with religious...
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Josh Hartnett Mugs for Armani's Diamonds for Men

We're guessing he'll get a shave and a haircut before
the shoot.Photo: WireImage

FRAGRANCE
• Josh Hartnett is the new face of Armani's Diamonds for Men scent. (You may recall Beyoncé fronted Diamonds for Women last year.) The company promises “a memorable print and TV campaign.” Golly, we hope that means a naked Josh with strategically placed paste-on diamonds. [WWD]

• The first-ever Perfume Expo America closes today in New York. Oh, you didn’t hear about it? Sounds about right. Vendors are complaining about the low turnout. [Cosmetic News]

MAKEUP
Christian Dior will launch the Dior Beauty Institute with the Hotel Plaza Athénée in Paris this September. It’s going to be the only one of its kind — featuring skin-care and beauty treatments. Can we go? [Cosmetic News]

• Beauty rules from Bobbi Brown: Don't keep mascara more than six months; don’t use a pencil for brows because it never looks natural — opt for a shadow instead; finally, test your lipsticks without any other makeup on — that’s how you find a keeper. [Makeup Divas]

• The eye shadows in M.A.C's new Electroflash line look like potted planets. Love. [Temptalia]


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 14 May 2008 | 9:00 pm

‘The Sopranos’: The Academic Symposium

tony soprano graduates

Photo illustration: Getty Images, iStockphoto

Ever wonder what that bear in Tony’s backyard really meant on The Sopranos? Or whether Tony died in the finale? Or who the hell Kevin Finnerty was? Well, over Memorial Day weekend, a symposium at Fordham University will try to clear those things up, along with plenty of other things you didn’t even know confused you about David Chase’s complex show. Presentations include “Comfortably Numb? The Sopranos, New Brutalism and the Last Temptation of Chris,” “‘When It Comes to Daughters, All Bets Are Off’: Meadow Soprano and the Question of Familial Determinism in The Sopranos,” and “‘Blabbermouth Cunts’: The Sopranos and the Feminist Dilemma.” (We can guarantee you that last one wasn’t in the course catalog when we were a student at Fordham.) Most of the speakers are college professors — surely the cool ones from their respective schools who showed movies in class instead of assigning actual academic reading. We're considering checking the symposium out — it's free and open to the public. Sadly, though, we’ve read the list of talks twice (which took forever, by the way), and none of these academics dare answer the one thing we really want to know: Seriously, what happened with the Russian? —Joe DeLessio

Sopranos Symposium at Fordham University, Final Program [Paul Levinson's Infinite Regress]


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 14 May 2008 | 9:00 pm

Obama Gets Whitewashed (and Not How You Think)

East Village: Obama's spray-painted puss is in the middle of a smackdown on Houston and Bowery between graffiti artists Shepard Fairey and MARTY. [Gothamist]
Gowanus: Nasty, toxic Gowanus Canal is where this artist dunks canvases, pulls them out months later, then displays them. See his stuff at a Park Slope gallery starting May 18. [NYP]
Greenpoint: Leave it to infrastructure watchdog Miss Heather to video the, uh, "shit juice" that bubbles out of the floor when you flush the toilet at LaGuardia Park. [Newyorkshitty]

Midtown: The Landmarks Commission has signed off on Jean Nouvel's MoMA tower (opposed by many locals), but it's still got a ways to go through the approval process. [Curbed]
Park Slope: Fifth Avenue was decked out as Paris in the fifties for the shoot of the Julia Child movie starring Meryl Streep, who was spotted in her Julia outfit. [Velvet Sea]
South Bronx: Locals will strategize tonight to keep their Key Food, the only big grocery in the area, now facing a five-fold rent hike after Vornado bought its property. [NYDN]
Tribeca: Two whole façades on Warren Street "have yet to be gentrified." Wow! Go visit them before it's too late to feel that delicious, ye-olde-Tribeca frisson! [Weblicist]


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 14 May 2008 | 8:45 pm

Warren Christopher Angry at ‘Buffy’ Nerd Over ‘Recount’

warren christopher and danny strong

Getty Images (Christopher); courtesy of UPN

The Times today goes through some of the complaints that Democrats have with Recount, the HBO film dramatizing the 2000 presidential-election battle. Many feel that the portrait Recount paints of Warren Christopher is unfair, and that he was more assertive in the fight than he is portrayed as being. Even James Baker, Christopher's opposite on the Bush side, says that Christopher was "not as wimpish as it makes him appear."

That's all well and good, but we feel it is crucial to remind you of one important fact. All those quotes from the screenwriter, in which he defends his movie, talks about refusing to send the screenplay to Christopher, and calls Christopher a "noble statesman"? That's Danny Strong! That's Jonathan from Buffy! Warren Christopher is in a fight with Jonathan from Buffy!

We like to imagine Jonathan sitting in his big chair from "Superstar" and taking a break from his vampire-slaying, secret commando work, and nightclub crooning to write the screenplay, probably in like an hour.

HBO Film About 2000 Recount Draws Protests From Democrats [NYT]

Earlier: Which ‘Buffy’ Nerd Is Writing HBO's 2000 Election Movie?


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 14 May 2008 | 8:30 pm

Hank Steinbrenner: More ‘Onion’-Like Every Day

Hank Steinbrenner

Photo: Corbis

The Yankees lost last night to the first-place Tampa Bay Rays when Mariano Rivera surrendered a walk-off hit to right-fielder Gabe Gross. Read that sentence again, and it’s almost understandable that Hank Steinbrenner is upset. But his trademark bat-shit insane quotes are starting to stray from mere off-the-cuff remarks to borderline self-parody. Here’s an exercise: See if you can pick out the real Hank quote below from among parodies published in The Onion. We’ll even include the headlines, since they’re all equally hard to believe.

From an article titled “Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium for Good Luck”: "Not that this organization believes in curses. We're the Yankees. We believe the success of our team is based purely on our players and their on-field performance. And we act accordingly."

From an article titled “Yankees To Build Stadiums In Every MLB City For Away Games”: "The New York Yankees are a proud, venerable franchise that should never have to be subjected to artificial turf, domes, other teams' logos, or anything unfamiliar or unfavorable."

From an article titled “Report: Hank wants Yanks to play more like Rays”: "This is going to get turned around. If it's not turned around this year, then it will be turned around next year, by force if we have to."

Joe DeLessio

Yankees Bury Bernie Williams Under New Stadium for Good Luck [Source]
Yankees To Build Stadiums In Every MLB City For Away Games [Source]
Report: Hank wants Yanks to play more like Rays [Source]

Okay, it's kind of obvious. But admit it, you had to scroll over the links to be sure.

Earlier: Hank Steinbrenners Greatest Hits


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 14 May 2008 | 8:00 pm

Why We're Embarrassed for ‘Elle,’ Anne Slowey, and ‘Stylista’

Last night we went to the CW upfront party, which was super fun and exciting, not only because we saw the Gossip Girl cast, but also because we got a sneak preview of the sure-to-be awesomely-bad new iteration of 90210. It's going to be a great year for the network in '08–'09. But one thing that didn't look so hot was their much-hyped new show Stylista, a clip from which we've shared above. As you may know, the show follows a group of desperate young fashionistas as they vie for the coveted position of assistant to Anne Slowey, fashion news director of Elle magazine. The concept isn't a great one for the cast members, and it just might be even worse for Slowey herself.

In the few clips we saw (you can watch more here and here), it became immediately apparent that Stylista will be carefully constructed to mimic The Devil Wears Prada. Slowey's office vaguely looks like Meryl Streep's from the film, and when Slowey enters it, she carelessly flops her coats onto one of two assistant desks outside, just like in the movie. Her icy demeanor is blatantly imitative of Streep's in the film, and even the cruel intonation and (less entertaining) phrasing is similar. Which makes sense for producers who may want to cash in on the excitement people had for the movie. But the problem is, Meryl's character was based on Anna Wintour, the most powerful woman at the most powerful magazine in fashion. And Anne Slowey, for all her talents, is not the most powerful woman at a magazine that is not the most powerful one in fashion. For her to imitate Meryl-imitating-Anna feels embarrassing. It highlights in a painfully obvious way how desperately Elle wants to be Vogue. And it's uncomfortable.

The thing is, Elle is better when it doesn't try to be Vogue! It's more fun, more honest, and more accessible. It's much better represented by Nina Garcia on Project Runway, who is funny, a little awkward, and real. You feel like you would want to know Nina and have her tell you how to dress up. That's exactly the kind of feeling a fashion magazine that isn't Vogue should try to instill in readers. Not this haughty, holier-than-thou thing that Slowey is doing on Stylista. The last thing this world needs is more people trying to be like Anna Wintour. One is enough, thank you.

Of course, we'll probably relish every painful second of this series anyway. —Chris Rovzar


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 14 May 2008 | 8:00 pm

Pregnancy: Box Office Boom, Boon for Stars

Lindsay Lohan's the latest actress to jump on the baby movie bandwagon.
Source: ABC News: Entertainment | 14 May 2008 | 7:47 pm

'Indiana Jones' clashes with smaller flicks

Read full story for latest details.


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 14 May 2008 | 7:44 pm

Marc Jacobs: Powerful Person in New York Real Estate?

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Marc Jacobs is many things. Adored designer, aspiring reality-TV star, muscle man, limelight lover, SpongeBob aficionado. But what might not have come to mind is "real-estate powerhouse." According to the New York Observer, however, that's exactly what he is. Well, smack us upside the head and call us Karl Lagerfeld! On the paper's list of the 100 most powerful people in New York real estate, he's number 63:
#63 Marc Jacobs Co-founder and Designer at Marc Jacobs International Marc Jacobs didn’t invent the West Village, but his five stores there have made it into a precious, pricey, overpopulated, well-corduroyed, bubble-skirted dreamland. There’s a store for men, one for women, two for accessories and one for noun-named children.

Okay, we love Marc, and though his West Village stores have probably influenced the neighborhood, he just seems a little out of place on this list. We appreciate that the Observer folk wanted to be creative with the list and give him a shout-out, but the dude is no Barbara Corcoran. We mean, he's sandwiched between hotelier André Balazs (number 62) and Richard LeFrak (number 64), who owns 5,000 apartments in the city. No harm in asking "Which of these is not like the other?" from time to time.

The 100 Most Powerful People in New York Real Estate [NYO]


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 14 May 2008 | 7:30 pm

Moore plans 'Fahrenheit 9/11' sequel

Read full story for latest details.


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 14 May 2008 | 7:17 pm

Cannes jury plays down competitive aspect of festival

The President of the Cannes Film Festival jury, actor, director and screenwriter Sean Penn, played down the competitive nature of the event, saying the aim was to celebrate movies and promote them to a...
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(L-R)Sean Penn, Alexandra Maria Lara and Jeanne Balibar arrive to the Cannes Film Festival opening ceremony

US actor and director and Cannes Film Festival Jury President Sean Penn(L) arrives with jury members Romanian born actress Alexandra Maria Lara and French actress Jeanne Balibar(R) at the festival's opening...
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Jack Black hits Cannes with a host of giant pandas

The Cannes Film Festival 2008 kicked off with a surprise appearance by A-list celebrity Jack Black who hit the beach by boat to be met by some 20 giant pandas. The stunt was to promote his new film Kung...
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The Jacksons: Bellbottoms to Rock Bottom

Music's most famous family is far from where they were at the height of fame.
Source: ABC News: Entertainment | 14 May 2008 | 6:46 pm

Fug Girls Handicap the Winner of ‘America's Next Top Model’

We're down to the wheat, if that's what you want to call it.Photo: Courtesy of CW

As tonight’s finale of America's Next Top Model looms — at stake for the "lucky" winner: a year of being relegated to terrible TV spots, traveling to CoverGirl factories, and getting almost no other work — we find ourselves struggling to decide which of the three remaining model wannabes is most likely to bring it home. There's Whitney, the first plus-size girl to make it this far; Fatima, an occasionally bitchy Somalian beauty with a heartbreaking backstory; and Anya, who gamely allowed the ANTM crew to wash her hair with peroxide, talks like a Russian surfer chick with an adenoid problem, and somehow manages to win a lot of challenges.

It's a tight contest — even resident horndog Nigel Barker doesn't seem to be batting his bedroom eyes at anyone in particular — but that won't stop us from making predictions about the contestants' chances.

Photo: Courtesy of CW

ANYA
Pros: She takes the best pictures (despite that cracked-out makeover), has the best walk, and hardly ever shows up to the panel dressed like a rejected Hot Topic mannequin. As a bonus, happy-go-lucky Anya offers encouragement to her competitors that — gasp! — actually seems sincere.
Cons: Her marble-mouthed accent could be incomprehensible in the finale's commercial challenge — and might make for a very, very long cycle of "My Life As a CoverGirl" spots in which we see Anya putting on WetSlicks for her speech-therapy classes.
Odds: 2-1. Unless she totally bones the ad, Anya’s hard to deny. After all, there’s a long history of Top Model winners being scolded for their inability to speak clearly yet winning anyway (Jaslene and Danielle, anyone?).

Photo: Courtesy of CW

FATIMA
Pros: The most physically stunning of the three, Fatima's genuinely tragic story of genital mutilation should strike a chord with a lot of people — and not just as the subject of Tyra's talk show, although we're pretty sure that's how it would start. It’s about time Top Model used its success to bring attention to issues other than the heartbreak of being forced to model in Paris when you're 17, and Banks & Co. are too smart not to know that.
Cons: Fatima’s walk is … not good. She jukes at the end of the runway like she's trying to dodge a tackler.
Odds: 5-1. We’ve heard complaints that she looks too much like Iman, although as far as we’re concerned, it is impossible to look too much like Iman.

Photo: Courtesy of CW

WHITNEY
Pros: She's sexy, and she's got kind of a sassy mouth on her, which we enjoy. Whitney’s face feels tailor-made for mainstream ads and Seventeen's cover, and if she were to win, crowning a trailblazing plus-size model would get Tyra a nice round of body-positive publicity.
Cons: The judges tell Whitney to own her curves, get cranky when she then attempts to work her booty, and then scold her for not sticking it out far enough. Those sorts of helpful mixed messages have caused stronger front-runners to self-destruct — hell, they almost have us turning to the bottle.
Odds: 7-1. Whitney’s photos have been hit-and-miss, thanks in part to the judges' contradictory advice (bless their lunatic souls). Still, you know Tyra has been itching to anoint a girl with curves, and frankly, we're similarly rooting for Whitney to pull the upset — if for no other reason than to imagine the outrage from beanpole advocates like ex-judge Janice Dickinson. After all, if the show can’t produce an actual top model, the least it can do is stir up a little tabloid drama. —The Fug Girls


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 14 May 2008 | 6:45 pm

Lindsay Lohan Lands an Ad Campaign

"Irreverent sampling."Photo illustration: Getty Images, Courtesy of Fornari

Yes, Miss Lohan has at last landed a new ad campaign after being dumped by Jill Stuart. She'll mug for Italian lifestyle brand Fornarina, which plans to open a flagship store in New York later this year. Sadly we'll have to wait until the spring of next year for Lohan's ads to debut. A brand rep told WWD, "[Lindsay] is that very self-confident, dynamic woman, she's got a lot of attitude. That's what we're hoping our customer will aspire to." She does seem to have all her ducks in a row right now, with a new movie role starting soon and her leggings line launching.

We checked out the Fornari corporate Website (which owns Fornarina) to determine if this is indeed a good match. Here's how the brand describes itself:

Magenta-tinted vitality. Irreverent sampling. Mischievous style surfing. Fornarina is all about experimentation, with an unmistakable twist: a merry blend of femininity and irony. The Fornarina world is never gray or dead serious. Au contraire: vivacious and smart, always.

A match made in a brightly hued heaven or what?

Fornarina Forms Tie With Lohan [WWD]


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