Hey there sexy boys and girls ;) Current mood: confident Hi Everyone, As you all know I've been traveling all month and am currently in London with Benji having an amazing time. I love London, it is definately one of my favorite cities in the world. We went shopping at Harrod's yesterday and had a blast, that store has everything! So much fun! In the meantime, I'm sooo looking forward to my new show which begins shooting next month. Loving the casting videos! Some of you have been so sweet and so creative. It's going to be hard for me to decide which potential BFFs I should chose for my show! Luckily I have a great casting team helping me while I'm traveling. Doron Ofir's Casting team have been traveling the country and so far they have auditioned over a thousand girls and guys – but just so you all know – its all been by appointment only so make sure you log onto www.ParisBFF.com to apply for the show. And just to clear up any misinformation you may have heard, there are NO open calls for the show! Everyone they invite has applied thru the site and they've picked out the best contenders to interview. With so many applications to go thru they are trying their utmost best to read and contact everyone from the official casting application. Every event is exclusive and hand picked by invitation only. I didn't want my potential BFFs to have to wait in a long open call lines. So whoever made up that there wasn't a big turn out has no idea what they are talking and just another lie on the internet as usual. But who cares, I don't pay attention to the haters! I only pay attention to you, my true friends and supporters, love you guys!! I am so excited! I just know that I'm going to have an unbelievable group of potential BFFs for the show and I want to thank everyone who is applying and can't wait to see all your tapes as well as all the casting departments selections when I return.
Love you all,
Paris :) xoxo

"The large and in-charge diva's agent, Ruth Bowen, told her pal Page Morton Black that Franklin has rented a home in Westhampton for two weeks in July. Bowen and Black—the chairman of the Parkinson's Disease Foundation—seemed almost as excited by the news as they were about the Parkinson's annual fund-raiser May 14 at The Pierre hotel." Is this evidence that over-exposure to celebrity gossip can occasionally screw your shit all up? Or is this some passive-aggressive mindfuck between Franklin and her agent? I simply do not know. [P6]

[A] well-worn filmy formula: Wealthy, urban boy serendipitously meets poor, rural girl while passing through the countryside against his parents' will. Though the wealthy boy is soon to be engaged to the daughter of his father's wealthy business partner, he cannot help but fall in love with the dough-eyed, provincial beauty who cares for her ageing parents and sings borgeets while folding laundry amongst the hibiscus plants in the garden. Despite the forbidding of his parents, the wealthy boy pursues the village beauty until they marry, he beats up her jealous, overbearing, uncivilized suitors and she becomes a welcome addition to the wealthy family. For the most part, all Flims have the same story line as Coming to America.

Only one product is completely indigenous to India. The fighter of flatulence and director of digestion, Hajmola is a tasty and functional treat. Hajmola tastes good to almost all Indians. And why wouldn't it? Scientifically, its ingredients include: Kalimirch, Zeera, Saunth, Nimbu saar (Pippali, Samudra Lavan, Sarkara, Krishnalavana, Navsadar - make the up rest). Indian children take one tablet a day, while adults and the elderly are advised to take two.

Most Indian males come across Acqua Di Gio as a 17th birthday present from a girlfriend named Priyanka, Loni, Teena or Snekdha Ghandivadhi. Once they catch a whiff of Acqua Di Gio's citrus infused odor, images of couture Italian style cloud the portions of their brain normally dedicated to good taste and the inhibition of unbuttoning your shirt if you sprout unruly body hair. Most formative in the mind of the young Indian male, however, is the implicit association with Acqua Di Gio and Indian girls.

StuffIndiansLike

• Old Eyepatchy: "Talk all you want but it ends with the first bang." Huh? What ends?
• President Lady MacCancer totally screwed blonde tomboy space girl! But the temple! The arrow! She trusted you! You're going the wrong way!
• Wha? Quantum Leap is on this shit? And he's a Cyclon boss? How long has this been going on?
• Haha! Blonde tomboy space girl just called Miami Vice the president's wet nurse!
• Damn! Miami Vice just punched blonde tomboy space girl in the mouth! You suck!
• Now Boring Face is the president!?!?
• Ooo... The Departed is on HBO! Bostons talking stupid and killing each other. I'm outta here!

Ars Technica is "A perennially top-rated blog that bills itself as covering 'the art of technology.' Verdict: too much technology. Hardly any art. And lose the fruity name." Ooo... Edgy!

They even take a swipe at The New York Times, via windbag Nicholas Kristof's On the Ground: "Globe-trotting NY Times columnist regularly ventures into the eye of the storm only to find the 'I' of the storm. Self references abound, it's all Kristof all the time even as wars rage and children starve around him."

But then the jerks attack poor li'l innocent icanhascheezburger.com. "By most estimates, this is the 10th most popular blog on the planet: a site that lets users upload pictures of cats and affix funny captions to them written in a made-up language. Further evidence of the decline of Western civilization." Made-up language?! Obviously, these clowns have never even met an adorable kitty. [Time via Digg]