People who have spoken with Mr. Cayne say that he, like everyone at Bear, was stunned by the firm’s precipitous collapse and the rock-bottom price of its sale. In the past weeks, together with his wife, Patricia Cayne, who is a student of Jewish religious traditions, Mr. Cayne has spent considerable time searching for comparable events in religious history to see what lessons can be learned from the collapse of his firm, said a person who has spoken to him recently...

While Mr. Cayne has not publicly said why he sold his shares, people who know him say that it suggests a need to separate himself, emotionally as well as financially, from the firm that for so long had been part of every fiber of his being and that now had become a source of pain and disappointment.

Here's a taste of Wolfe's Croker, from A Man In Full, after his corporate meltdown and religious conversion:

"...You think if only you can acquire enough worldly goods, enough recognition, enough eminence, you will be free, there'll be nothing more to worry about, and instead you become a bigger and bigger slave to how you think others are judging you. 'You have priceless silver and goblets of gold,' said the philosopher, 'but your reason is of common clay.' As of this morning, I am as rich as the richest of you, for I am hereby handing over anything I own, the Croker Global Corporation, every last branch of it..."

"I don't know what you're like," Croker was saying, "but if you're like most uv'us here is Atlanta, you're driving yourself crazy over possessions. Just think about that for a second..."

"I can tell you that the only real possession you'll ever have is your character, that and your 'scheme of life,' you might say. The Manager has given every person a spark from His own divinity, and no one can take that away from you, not even the Manager himself, and from that spark comes your character. Everything else is temporary and worthless in the long run..."

"But you say, 'I'd rather die than sit down beside the road with a Dixie cup, begging.' Do you realize what you're really saying? You're saying, 'It ain't what I'm gonna eat or where I'm gonna stay I'm worrying about, it's saving face, it's what everybody in Buckhead's gon' think about me..."

Times: Down $900 Million or More, the Chairman of Bear Sells





First of all, I just had my gym bag, that's all I had, a little, small, little Louis Vuitton gym bag.

And number two, my boots, they are $2,0000 fucking [unintelligible brand] boots, brah.

And three, as in the words of Lil' Kim, you should get your facts straight or Shut Up, Bitch, because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

Preston later said someone had just handed him my cell phone number and told him I was the tipster, and that I should "ignore the text message," which is probably even better but has yet to arrive.


At least that's how Donald Trump chose to spin the finale showdown Thursday between country singer Trace Atkins and British tabloid...


OK, so Leona Lewis isn't really a saint, but the Londoner's heavenly voice is drawing comparisons to Mariah and Whitney, and she's...
[ABC via Time]
Petty and longtime bandmates Mike Campbell and...



To coincide with the April release of her third studio album, Bittersweet World, the 22-year-old pop star is taking...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 27 Mar 2008 | 11:56 pm

Penn Station to Remain Hideous Indefinitely

Bloombama

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Remember how they were going to make Penn Station nice, finally? They were going to spend $14 billion shuffling Madison Square Garden around and use the big, beautiful post-office to house a new train station and there would be shops and trees and offices and Penn Station would no longer embarrass us by looking like the Community Center for the Mole People? Yeah, well all that's changed. The Sun is reporting that the plan to redevelop Penn Station "appears to be dead," although Madison Square Garden officials will move ahead with their renovation. There weren't many details as to why, but we expect it has something to do with the economy, which makes us really pissed at Wall Street.

New York Penn Station Plan Appears to Be Dead [NYSun]


Mayor Bloomberg's lunch with Barack Obama at a Midtown diner back in November incited much speculation on the state of their affair: Were they in a relationship, or merely flirting? The excitement was heightened when Bloomberg's aide Kevin Sheekey dropped that his boss might be interested in getting on Obama's ticket, if you know what we mean. But since then the two haven't seen much of each other — not until this morning, when Bloomberg showed up to introduce Obama for his speech at the Cooper Union, “and not just because he picked up the check,” Bloomberg bantered flirtatiously.

Obama flirted right back. “The reason I bought breakfast is because I expected payback," he said, batting his lashes. "I’m no dummy. The mayor was a cheap date that morning. There are some good steakhouses in this city."

OMG! The crowd thought (we imagine): They're totally going to do it! But alas, according to the Times City Room blog, no. "Despite a few jokes and a stiff embrace," they noted, "the men seemed nothing like two peas in the same political pod." Devastation! We wanted Bloombama almost as much as we wanted Chace Crawford and JC Chasez to be together, or Teri Hatcher and Ryan Seacrest combined. We guess the pressure just got to be too much.


Obama-Bloomberg Speculation Takes Off After Joint Appearance [CityRoom]


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 27 Mar 2008 | 11:30 pm

Prison Break Reattaches to Sara

Prison Break, Sarah Wayne CalliesIf it looks like Dr. Sara Tancredi's head in a box and people say it's her head in a box, and there's no sign of the pretty little neck it was once attached to, doesn't that mean it's...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 27 Mar 2008 | 11:25 pm

Celebrity Designers Proliferate, But Mrs. Beckham Is a Difficult One

Hayden Panettiere: inevitable designer.Photo: WireImage

Before we can make a joke about how we hope Such-and-Such Celebrity doesn't go and design a clothing line, Such-and-Such Celebrity goes and designs a clothing line. (See: Ashlee Simpson.) WWD has devoted a lot attention to the topic of the explosion of celebrities-cum-designers (which they call "delebrities" — oh, har), which we've boiled down for you, since we know you're all busy people.

The analysis in sum: Teenagers go nuts for these delebrity (God, now we're saying it) lines, but now that there's so many of them, they're losing their appeal. So retailers keep kids interested by keeping the new lines coming, churning through them to keep up with shortened attention spans. Successful lines are designed by "good girls" like Miley Cyrus, while a "difficult person" like Avril Lavigne, who's "easy to hate," might not do so well (she's working on a line for Kohl's). Also: Hayden Panettiere and America Ferrera are likely to have their own lines soon since teen girls really, really love them. Just accept it now so it stings less when it becomes a reality.

And a random gem: Victoria Beckham hasn't gotten much negative publicity lately, but there are little nuggets to be found.

Fraser Ross, owner of the Los Angeles-based Kitson stores, said his number-one issue with celebrity clothing lines is the lack of participation from the celebrities.

"There has to be more support for their retailers. The celebrity has to be 100 percent involved with their own line and they have to be willing to support the retailers who are selling it. Having a clothing line should be treated by them as no different than selling an album or promoting a movie," he said. "I'm fighting right now with Victoria Beckham's people because she lives here in L.A., we sell her line and she won't come in here to do an appearance. We have customers asking if she will come in and what am I supposed to tell them? She lives here, she really should come out and support her fans, the people buying her jeans." (Beckham has, however, made numerous personal appearances in other stores that carry her line, recently doing a multicity tour with Saks Fifth Avenue.)

What's one more stop, Posh? Kitson is, like, the Polo Lounge of celeb-shopping pit stops. Who doesn't swing by that place for a photo op? Wear some Christian Siriano and they'll really go nuts.

Fashion Scouts New Talent [WWD]


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 11:20 pm

Will Paul Giamatti Play Karl Rove in Oliver Stone's Bush Movie?

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Oliver Stone’s sort-of anticipated film W., about George W. Bush, announced two new cast members today: James Cromwell as George H.W. Bush and Ellen Burstyn as Barbara Bush. (We were hoping for Dame Edna, alas.) They join Josh Brolin as W. and Elizabeth Banks as Laura Bush. But we’ll throw one more legitimate candidate into the mix: Paul Giamatti is in talks with Oliver Stone about a role in the film.

How do we know this? Because we saw them literally in talks the other week, at the Edison Café near Times Square. Stone hopes to cast Giamatti as…well, someone. Sadly, the din of theatergoers enjoying pastrami and Matzo ball soup (delicious!) drowned out any hints as to what exact part they were discussing. Giamatti’s a noted chameleon — seriously, who else could play John Adams, Harvey Pekar, and Santa Claus? — so we can definitely picture him as Dick Cheney (we were hoping for Burgess Meredith, alas), though perhaps the likeliest role is puppetmaster Karl Rove. After all, Giamatti claimed he based his villain in unjustly ignored masterpiece Shoot ‘Em Up on Bush’s longtime advisor. We do know one thing — he’s not up for Rumsfeld, since we did hear him ask Stone, "Do you have a Rumsfeld?" — which is now our own personal catchphrase. —Adam Sternbergh


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 11:15 pm

Wonky Tanning Ads Appear in the ‘Times’; British Kids Make Cool Nail Polish

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SKIN
• The Indoor Tanning Association launched an ad campaign this week trying to convince people that tanning beds are safe. Its ads in the New York Times call medical studies that assert the harmful effects of UV rays “junk science.” Doctors are furious, orange people cheer. [Ad Freak via ABC News]

• L’Occitane Ultra Comforting Set is on sale for $76 and includes mini-versions of the popular hydrating mask, cleanser, serum, and shea butter. [Beauty Snob]

NAILS
• British high schoolers developed a polish that’s red in sunlight but turns clear indoors. This enables them to comply with the dress code in class and doll up for recess. Commenters note these Brits didn't have the idea first — Del Sol did the same polish-morphing thing a decade ago. [BellaSugar]

MAKEUP
• Besame discontinues a few beauty products like the Cashmere Powder Compact. Scoop up the last of 'em at its online sale going on now. [Blogdorf Goodman]

• Transparent Finish To Go by Alison Raffaele is a white, transparent powder that changes tone to match your skin. Chameleon powder? Trippy. [Teen Vogue]


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 11:00 pm

Remy Ma

A New York court on Thursday found Grammy-nominated rapper Remy Ma, pictured inFebruary 2008, guilty on assault, weapons possession and attempted coercion charges that could land the musician in jail for...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 27 Mar 2008 | 10:55 pm

And Now It's Time for John McCain's Timothy Ziemer's Plagiarism Scandal

McCain

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If you thought it was bad when Barack Obama plagiarized Massachuetts Deval Patrick, or when Hillary Clinton started running around going all, "Change! Change!" in a deep baritone, then the latest plagiarism scandal of the Endless Campaign of 2008 will get your knickers in a knot. Here's what happened:

John McCain gave a speech yesterday on the Iraq war. "I detest war," he said. "It is wretched beyond all description. When nations seek to resolve their differences by force of arms, a million tragedies ensue…Not the valor with which it is fought nor the nobility of the cause it serves, can glorify war," he continued.

It was quite moving actually. It was also back in 1996, when Admiral Timothy Ziemer said the same thing to a bunch of Navy Seals at a reunion, a viewer who wrote into Think Progress and busted the old man. Why have politicians not learned the lesson that every schoolchild has learned in the past ten years? If you plagiarize something off the Internet, the teachers will catch you.

EXCLUSIVE: McCain’s Foreign Affairs Speech Plagiarizes 1996 Address By Adm. Timothy Ziemer» [Think Progress]
UPDATE!: So it turns out this was all a bag of lies. ThinkProgress has updated their EXCLUSIVE with a correction: "It appears that Ziemer’s speech may have been plagiarized from McCain. According to the McCain campaign, the senator used these lines before Ziemer—in 1995. We regret the error." Oh we bet you do. We bet Ziemer does too, now that's been widely reported that he plagarized McCain. Boy his his face red. But there is still some scandal to be salvaged! That the speech was from 1995, which means McCain was not speaking from his heart about the Iraq war and was still lying to the American people. In a sense.


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 27 Mar 2008 | 10:30 pm

Vulture Presents ‘Randy Jackson Presents America's Best Dance Crew’

Courtesy of MTV

Long ago we were watching American Idol and thought to ourselves: Why isn't there a reality show with all the drama and competition of Idol, but with contestants doing something I actually want to watch, rather than warbling their way through bad impressions of Mariah Carey doing karaoke? And then, God bless MTV, for along came Randy Jackson Presents America's Best Dance Crew, the finale of which airs live tonight at 10 p.m. If you somehow haven't been watching, the premise is simple: Real-life dance crews from across the country compete against each other. Yes, it's that simple — and that awesome.

It's like You Got Served or Step Up 2 the Streets, except without all the interludes of terrible acting. Or Dancing with the Stars, except without Emmitt Smith doing the waltz in a tuxedo. Instead, you get moments like this one, when the mask-wearing crew Jabbawockeez faced elimination and responded with a high-energy street-dancing master class that ended with a 25-second head spin that had us slack-jawed and rewinding our DVR three times.

The show still has some wrinkles to work out: For starters, it's been obvious from the beginning which two or three crews were the best, and unlike solo singers, crews aren't going to improve dramatically in a few weeks. Plus, judge JC Chasez needs to step up and fill the nasty, tell-it-like-it-is Simon role, as adorable fellow judge Shane Sparks has already claimed the Randy Jackson say-the-same-thing-every-time role ("Y'all killed it") and rapper Lil' Mama is perfectly cast in the what-in-the-world-is-she-talking-about Paula role. If you missed this season, catch the two best crews square off tonight (our money's on the Jabbawockeez, after rival crew Status Quo choked out this ill-considered circus performance), and take heart: The show's been successful enough — the number-one Thursday night cable draw among ages 12-to-34, for what that's worth — that MTV's already ordered a second season, to premiere this summer. —Adam Sternbergh


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 10:30 pm

Moby and a Neuroscientist Debate: What Is the Groove?

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Since the glorious age of the beatniks, the term "the groove" has been used to describe a felicitous state of mind in which a musician can do no wrong. But what does it mean to actually be "in the groove"? Last night, this goatee-scratcher of a question was the subject of "The Groove Factor," a meandering discussion between UC Davis neuroscientist Dr. Petr Janata and Moby, held in the Rubin Museum of Art's basement theater. There were colorful slides of brain scans, flow charts of activity in the ventral medial prefrontal cortex, and much awkward back-and-forth between the two men, who had met each other 20 minutes before going on stage and clearly had little idea what to do with one another. "Again, I'm not a neuroscientist, I'm a drunk who dropped out of college freshman year," Moby told the audience more than once.

After the talk we pulled aside Dr. Janata, a rumpled professorial type with Gene Wilder hair who has studied how the brain processes music for 18 years. How does the groove differ from, say, the zone? "Well, I think they're either one and the same or very closely related," he said. "Personally I think that in terms of the neural circuitry of what's happening, the two phenomena are very much the same. Although it needs to be said for the record that we haven't cleanly isolated either one, so we don't have a neuroimaging corollary where we can say this is the brain in the groove, and in the zone."

"Ninety percent of what he said in his presentation, I had no idea what he was talking about," Moby confessed in a car heading downtown. He guessed that he was invited to participate because of fundraising work he does for the Institute for Music and Neurologic Function in the Bronx. "You know, sometimes you go on a date and everything goes perfectly and everything flows, and sometimes you go on a date and everything is stilted and awkward. So as a musician it's the same thing." So this evening had not been an example of the groove, it seemed. He mulled it over. "Every time someone asks that, I think of the Madonna song, you know, 'Get into the Groove'?" Moby said. "Um, groove is not a word I use too often." —Andrew Goldstein


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 10:05 pm

Sneak Peek: PPQ's Line for Ben Sherman

60s Mod.Photo: Courtesy of Ben Sherman

London-based label PPQ designed five dresses for Ben Sherman, which will hit stores in two weeks. The dresses will retail for $300 and the only place you'll find them in this city is at the Ben Sherman Store at 96 Spring Street. Each dress was inspired by the music of a different era: sixties mod, seventies rock, eighties ska, nineties Britpop, and this decade's indie.

Quickie primer on PPQ: It's kind of like the British version of Heatherette. Whereas the latter has had Paris Hilton model in their shows, PPQ puts British party girl Peaches Geldoff on the catwalk. That sort of thing. After the jump, the full collection gets its big reveal.





70s rock (left) and 80s skaPhoto: Courtesy of Ben Sherman

90s Britpop (left) and 00s IndiePhoto: Courtesy of Ben Sherman


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 9:52 pm

How to Translate the Tabloids

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Photo: Everett Bogue

Earlier this week, yet another crew of authorities on the gossip age congregated for yet another panel discussion on what it all means for humanity. This time, The Atlantic gathered the experts at the NYU Graduate School of Journalism, where they had the usual things to say — the pap-celeb relationship is one of fond symbiosis, publicists are so 1999, etc. It's all about the love, darlings, blah, blah, blah. Somewhat more interesting, though, was Richard Johnson's celebrity-euphemism list (calling Li.Lo "drunk" is a no-no, no matter how many times she falls on you), which we've expanded upon.




Cheat Sheet for Gossip Euphemisms

  • Drunk: tired and emotional, high-spirited, overly demonstrative

  • Complete cokehead: allergy-ridden

  • Public shagging: Discussing Ugandan Affairs (a phrase born years ago in the pages of Private Eye magazine upon the disappearance of a diplomat and a young lady into a London broom closet)

  • Mistress/whore: gal pal, co-ed, bimbo, sexpot, stunner

  • Mistreated youth: TRAGIC TOT

  • Distress: woes, AGONY, FURY, RAGE, OUTRAGE (if you want to ramp it up)

  • Slight qualms: TERROR, HORROR

  • Embarrassment: SHAME, DISGRACE, HORROR

  • The end: TKO, lights-out, curtains for, splitsville (in the case of a romantic entanglement)

  • Wedding: 'nups

  • A gathering of more than two: MOBS, onlookers, THUGS, ANGRY CROWDS

  • Sexual deviate: perv, fiend, fruitcake, scum

  • Deviate with anger issues: psycho, crazy, madman, butcher, thug, heavy

  • Your average criminal: perp

  • Your average nut job: weirdo, oddball, madman, twisted

  • (N.B.: "Beast" may be substituted in any of the above circumstances.)


Useful Verbs For:

  • Getting fired: axed, dissed, kicked to curb

  • Making out: romp, canoodle, lovefest

  • Killing someone: hack, slay, butcher

  • Telling on the killer: snitch, rat, SING, spill

  • Getting caught: nailed, NABBED, BUSTED

  • Getting off easy: WALK, skate

  • Being cheated: scammed, hoaxed, duped


Maggie Shnayerson


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 27 Mar 2008 | 9:50 pm

At the Art Fairs, Advice for Dealers in a Bear Market: Be Nicer!

Work at this year's Armory Show.Photo: Patrick McMullan

A cash bar in the VIP lounge?

That was the first sign of Armageddon at The Armory Show last night. The veteran art fair this year is under new management – Chicago’s Merchandise Mart – and also under a cloud of concern about recession. (More signs of cost-cutting: Entry fee was $30, up from $20 last year.)

The Armory Show is just one of nine contemporary art and design fairs (Scope, Pulse, Volta, Red Dot, Diva, Pool, Bridge, and Design Miami/New York) opening this week at a time when there’s more talk of Bear Stearns than bare walls. At Armory rival Scope, fair president Alexis Hubshmam says his fair is countering the downbeat mood with low prices and a bigger concentration of European dealers – “the dollar is so low now that European money and Chinese money are buying” – not to mention encouraging a change in dealer attitude. Hubshman says he told two dealers worried that the recession would dent sales to simply be friendlier to customers: “Being aloof, and the coldness of 10 years ago, won’t work now.”

At the Armory, artists in residence included Ashley Bickerton and Polly Apfelbaum. The most popular booth was Paul Kasmin’s, which was giving out apple pie as part of a witty Annette Lemieux installation that had something to do with Walker Evans, farms, and gingham. Several Whitney Biennial artists (Phoebe Washburn, William E. Jones) were on display, and all the art was by living artists.

One happy one was Chicago’s Tony Fitzpatrick, who had a well-received show at P.S. 1 last fall. Pioneer Williamsburg gallery Pierogi sold two of his pieces, for $14,000 and $17,000. “Guys in my price range don’t get hurt in a recession,” he said, smiling. — Alexandra Peers


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 9:35 pm

Why Heatherette Missed Fashion Week

Goooo sequins!Photo: WireImage

Not showing at February Fashion Week worked out pretty well for Heatherette designers Traver Rains and Richie Rich. Instead of a clothing collection, they created a makeup line for M.A.C inspired by bubble tape and glitter. Rains also had time to work on a record that drops July 1. "It's totally fun, eclectic," he said Tuesday night at the launch party for the M.A.C line. "I sing on it, there's also, like, Fergie on it, the Scissor Sisters, Mika, a bunch of other people."

So what exactly happened with Fashion Week? "I feel like we're young and still growing and like, we just didn't like the elements being pushed into the wrong time slots on the calendar. You know what — Heatherette didn't start by going to fashion school," Rains explained. "We were kind of just switching backers. I saw Marc Jacobs and he's like, 'I went through 20 backers.' We just didn't want to be pushed into something we didn't really want to do." The duo confirmed they will definitely show at the next fashion week, however. Exhale; that's enough with the business stuff. "I love your sequins," cooed Rains. OMG — Heatherette loved our sequins! We can die now.

Related: Heatherette Launches M.A.C Line, Turns Into Unicorn


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 9:30 pm

Lindsay Lines Up for Manson Girls

Lindsay Lohan, Charles MansonLindsay Lohan is following up her crazy year by joining a cult—in a new movie role, that is. E! News has learned exclusively that Lindsay Lohan has signed on to star as Nancy Pitman, once...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 27 Mar 2008 | 9:19 pm

Ben Gibbard Wishes He Could Unplug His Heart

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1. Death Cab for Cutie, "Cath"
Ben Gibbard is still really sad, but fortunately his band has no problem keeping together; this is an acoustic version of a song off Narrow Stairs, their new record coming out in May. [To Die by Your Side]

2. Donnie Klang, "Take You There (feat. Diddy)"
Donnie Klang (whose last name quite appropriately sounds like a basketball banging off the front of the rim) puts out his first Bad Boy single after winning Making the Band 4. Instead of making a band, all Diddy did was make a mess. [Mixtape Maestro]

3. Riskay, "Smell that Chick"
Riskay provides the tender ears of modern R&B radio with a clean version of her hilariously awesome single of sniffing out wrongdoing, "Smell Yo' Dick." But like NASCAR, it's not nearly as much fun without the car wrecks. [It's the Money Shot]

4. Joan of Arc, "A Tell-Tale Penis"
On this new track from Tim Kinsella's ever-changing band, he finally answers the musical question, "is that a throbbing severed penis in that box under the floorboard, or are you just happy to see me?" [My Old Kentucky Home]

5. Annuals, "Sore"
Releigh, NC's Annuals have decided to split an EP with themselves, just so the lead guitarist can get a chance to run the band his way. It's nice to see indie rockers learn the value of sharing. [Pitchfork]


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 9:15 pm

Jim Sturgess Stood in Cow Crap With Natalie Portman

Jim

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Jim Sturgess is a lucky dude, having worked with Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson in The Other Boleyn Girl and, now, with Kate Bosworth in the new nerd-gambling movie 21. Does it make him nervous to work amongst such, well, babes? "Yeah, certainly beforehand," he said at last night's 21 premiere. "And then you meet them, and they’re always just very normal, down to earth people. Before you meet them, you say, Oh my god, it’s going to be insane, and then, within an hour, they’re just the normal people that they are." Plus, the circumstances aren't always so sexy. First of all, Kate Bosworth had to get wasted for her sex scene with him: "We were both so drunk," she told People. "It was brilliant for about half and an hour," said Sturgess. "As we continued to drink…it just became sloppy and messy." And then there was the time he was introduced to Natalie Portman. “I met Natalie Portman in the middle of a field covered in cow shit,” the affable Brit told us. "We were stuck out in rural England; we were both learning how to ride a horse. It was the most unglamorous setting [in which] I could have met a celebrity like that," he said. We bet she still looked hot, though. —Bennett Marcus


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 27 Mar 2008 | 9:05 pm

In Your Face, Edison: New Oldest Recording Found

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Long considered the inventor of the first sound-recording machine after he unveiled his phonograph in 1877, Thomas Edison has now been usurped by Édouard-Léon Scott de Martinville, whose “phonautograph” appears to predate Edison’s earliest recordings by about 28 years. De Martinville’s day of international glory has been delayed, sadly, by the fact that his phonautograph was designed to record sounds but not to play them back, making it both the world’s first and most useless recording device.

Scientists at the Lawrence Berkeley National Laboratory in Berkeley recently figured out a way to “play” the surviving “phonautogram,” which is basically a piece of paper with squiggles on it, and — voila! A new oldest recording ever! The ten-second clip is of a woman singing “Au Claire de la Lune,” though it sounds more like a ghost trying to scare you out of a haunted house:



We are now working to find a way to make this our new ringtone, which would make it roughly the third most annoying ringtone of anyone who works in our office. (Crying-baby ringtone, we’re talking to you.) —Adam Sternbergh

Researchers Play Tune Recorded Before Edison [NYT]


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 9:00 pm

Take That, Wentz! Ashlee Simpson Has a Clothing Line

Just, ugh...Photo: WireImage

Perhaps Ashlee Simpson turned a bit green when her boyfriend, Pete Wentz, signed on to design a clothing line for Nordstrom, because now she's inked a deal for a line of her own (don't slap your hand over your face just yet) for Wet Seal (now slap your hand over your face). The line will launch the same day her new album Bittersweet World launches, according to Business Wire:
The collection features designs inspired by Ashlee Simpson’s personality, sense of style and album artwork. Each piece displays Ashlee’s signature touch and will be priced in line with Wet Seal merchandise...“I was inspired by so many fun, wonderful things as I was recording BITTERSWEET WORLD and it’s been great to carry through those inspirations into these new shirt designs,” said Ashlee. “I hope my fans love this album and rock out in these shirts!”

We are so glad we're not 12 years old anymore.

Ashlee Simpson Designs for Wet Seal to Premiere April 22nd
[Business Wire via Fashionista]
Related: Pete Wentz Designs and Wears Women's Clothes


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 8:41 pm

Remy Ma Guilty of Gunplay

Remy MaIn the end, Remy Ma couldn't beat the rap. The Grammy-nominated rapper (real name: Remy Smith) was convicted Thursday of shooting a woman outside a Manhattan nightclub in July 2007. She...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 27 Mar 2008 | 8:30 pm

Global Warming, Bad Weather Scuttle Fall Out Boy's Quest for Antarctic Glory

Photo illustration: Everett Bogue; Photos: Getty Images

It's a sad day for fans of emo and/or quixotic quests, as Fall Out Boy's epic journey in search of a multi-continental world record was canceled today due to bad weather. "It's an utter fucking disappointment," bassist AND primary lyricist AND backing vocalist Pete Wentz told MTV.

Fall Out Boy was already contending with yet another foe on their journey, this one even worse than Hoth's ferocious Wampa monster: the menace of global warming. Thanks to increasing temperatures, the Wilkins ice shelf on Antarctica's western peninsula — the location of the island on which FOB intended to land — is cracking into pieces and collapsing into the ocean.

When reports of the environmental crisis threatening the world record — technically, threatening the world's very future — reached FOB, the band made sure to disavow any responsibility. Wentz explained to MTV News, "Someone sent (the story) to me and they're like ‘Oh now you guys are going and this ice shelf fell that wasn't supposed to fall for another 15 years.’ And I'm like, ‘We didn't even land there so that wasn't even our fault.’"

But now, the quest, sadly, is no more. It's unclear what Fall Out Boy will do now, besides return to the States and lick their wounds. Perhaps one day, Pete Wentz's simple goals — to rock the icy wilderness and slap some flipper — will be fulfilled. —Tammy Oler

Fall Out Boy Cancel Antarctic Trip Due To Bad Weather: 'It's An Utter Disappointment,' Pete Wentz Says [MTV]
Fall Out Boy In Antarctica: Antarctic Shelf Collapses. Fortunately, We Have A Reporter In The Area. [MTV]

Earlier: Can Fall Out Boy Make It to Antarctica? An Anxious Nation Waits


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 8:30 pm

Rapper T.I. pleads guilty to weapons charges

Read full story for latest details.


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 27 Mar 2008 | 8:25 pm

Madonna Talks Britney, Guy, Candy

MadonnaForget the dance floor, these days Madonna's doing all her confessing on the radio. In an exclusive interview with the Yo on E! satellite radio show, the newly minted Rock and Roll Hall...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 27 Mar 2008 | 8:24 pm

People gather to watch a movie at the Amahoro stadium in Kigali

People gather to watch a movie at the Amahoro stadium in Kigali. Rwanda's first-ever cinema festival opened Thursday, with organisers saying they want to promote young local artists and films focused on...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 27 Mar 2008 | 8:07 pm

Gentrified Trash in Bed-Stuy; Chelsea Loses Storefronts

Bedford-Stuyvesant: Neighborhood garbage indicates an influx of stroller moms! [New York Shitty]
Brooklyn Heights: Hicks and Joralemon is a good location, but do you want to live in a sub-par house in the Heights? [Brownstoner]
Chelsea: Eight businesses on a one-block stretch of Ninth Avenue are being replaced with stores that are cooler, pricier, and less useful. [Jeremiah’s Vanishing New York via BlogChelsea]
Gowanus: See the future! Toll Brothers are stopping by to present their plan for housing on the canal. [Gowanus Lounge]
Harlem: Happy 350th birthday, Harlem! [Columbia Spectator via Uptown Flavor]
Park Slope: Your kid didn’t necessarily get rejected from the middle school of his, her, and your choice. They’re just in limbo, thanks to a Department of Education glitch. [OTBKB]


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 27 Mar 2008 | 8:05 pm

Ida Entertain Lisa Loeb, Others at Park Slope Show

The view from the floor.Photo: Annie Lin

Short hair in spiky disarray, Daniel Littleton — husband and band mate (four and seven albums on, respectively) to Elizabeth Mitchell — looked like he'd just rolled out of bed when he mounted the stage at Ida's Union Hall show, a return to their old Brooklyn neighborhood, last night. Mitchell soon brought up the previous night's gig at Cakeshop. “We never do consecutive shows,” she said, almost in a sigh. “I get up so early, and ugh, I just can't...Is it okay to start a show this way?” For Ida, a group devoted to the articulation of committed love as it manifests itself in spooning and quiet acrimony (not so much fucking), it was a perfect opening gambit, and those in attendance — many of whom sat cross-legged on the floor, and apologized earnestly if they accidentally elbowed someone in the calf — greeted it with as much ardor as their sense of reverent decorum allowed. The couple was joined by a woman, on violin and back-up vocal duty, who went unintroduced; it was Daniel and Elizabeth's show — and a very fine one. Suffice it to say songs old and new (the set's first few off the spooky and spookily good Lovers Prayers) were delivered mostly with eyes squinting shut, and the audience (which included the band's old friend Lisa Loeb) fully awake to their bittersweet charms. —Nick Catucci


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 8:00 pm

T.I. Cops to Gun Rap, Faces Prison

T.I., TI, Clifford Harris The self-proclaimed King of the South is at the mercy of the court. Hit-making rapper T.I. pleaded guilty Thursday to federal weapons charges in return for a light prison sentence. Exactly...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 27 Mar 2008 | 7:38 pm

‘Vogue’ Shape Issue Is Anything But

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Every year, as a nod to the abnormality of its bony universe, Vogue publishes a shape issue purporting to spotlight non-model bodies for a change. It often feels as perfunctory as it sounds — like alpha-twigs know anything about cellulite? — but this year we dove in with extra curiosity thanks to Anna Wintour’s recent criticism of runway models’ diminishing frames. Would that sentiment bloom into an issue that actually honored real clothing sizes and three-dimensional shapes?

Not so much, apparently. Despite presumably good intentions, the shape issue feels more like Vogue trying to bum a ride on a politically correct bandwagon, and our girl A-Dubs is a particularly lousy hitchhiker. Her editor’s letter boldly blames designers for using scrawny models to present “a non-vivacious, homogenous ideal,” then steps all over that, in its attempt to homogenize zaftig designers Kate and Laura Mulleavy of Rodarte by offering them a free four-month diet and exercise plan — or, as Vogue puts it, “what some might consider a dream proposition.” Sure, some might; others might consider it rude. Vogue claims it wants them to gain “peace of mind and the energy to prosper;” the Mulleavys bluntly say Vogue thought they should lose weight. And though the designers participated — who can say no to Anna? — the fact that Vogue approached them unbidden leaves a bad taste in our mouths.

It further unravels with a piece called “Figuring It Out,” featuring five women grappling with different body types. But rather than include even one who is moderately chubby — or even mildly bloated from last night’s pizza binge — they are instead: thin; tall and thin; short and thin; pregnant but still thin; and “curvy,” which in People-speak would mean Queen Latifah, but in Vogue translates as “thin with boobs.” And though a story on plus-sized singer/actress Jill Scott looks heartening at first, it’s actually a very ordinary shopping piece that could fit in any other Vogue if the editors felt like it; its placement in this issue makes it an oblique commentary on her waistline, as if they’re pretending not to notice while silently screaming, “SEE? We LOVE big people.”

Yet, short of featuring a bacon-cheeseburger on the cover, this is sadly probably the best we can expect from Vogue. It just isn’t in the habit of realism. Because it peddles fashion and fantasy better than anyone, these clumsy attempts to soften up just feel as patronizing and ham-handed as a Very Special Episode of Blossom, but without the hats. So while we’d love to see women of various sizes in the magazine — wearing bizarre $20,000 goat coats like any other model — if it keeps feeling like an act of bored, forced obligation, we’d rather Vogue climbed back on its pedestal and left us to get our feel-good fix from Glamour. And a pizza. —The Fug Girls

Related: Anna Wintour Is Sick of Skinny Models Too
For more of the Fug Girls, check out their complete archive.


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 7:30 pm

Dr. Pepper Would Like to Buy the World a New Guns N' Roses Album

Photo composite: Wireimage; Courtesy of Cadbury Schweppes

We're not the sole proprietors of a local beverage-distribution concern, but we're going to guess that there's a simpler way to get your hands on a can of Dr. Pepper than to have a superstar metal band spend about twenty years and $15 million on a long-rumored album that likely will never appear. However, if the looooong-awaited Chinese Democracy by Guns N' Roses finally does show up anytime in 2008, Cadbury Schweppes cannily promised this week to give a free can of Dr. Pepper to every citizen of America. Axl Rose, the band's creatively dreadlocked and creatively deadlocked frontman, issued this response yesterday: "We are surprised and very happy to have the support of Dr. Pepper with our album 'Chinese Democracy,' as for us, this came totally out of the blue. If there is any involvement with this promotion by our record company or others, we are unaware of such at this time." (Other things Axl Rose is unaware of at this time: When this damn album will be finished; the current president of the United States; the time.)

Thirsty would-be-Peppers might be heartened by Rose's assurance to MTV that the album "will come out this year," except for the fact that fans previously have been promised the record would come out in 1999, 2001, 2002, 2006, and on March 6, 2007. So if you're hankering for a Dr. Pepper, you're better off visiting your local vending machine. —Adam Sternbergh

Dr. Pepper issues challenge to Guns N' Roses [Billboard]


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 7:30 pm

The Last of the Coney Island Carousels Leaves New York

Coney Island

Photo: Getty Images

Two years ago, the city purchased the 76-year-old Bishoff & Brienstein Coney Island Carousell (sic), the last of what was once a 25-carousel fleet at Surf Avenue and 10th Street, for $1.8 million and enlisted master carousel restorer Todd W. Goings to refurbish the ride. Two years ago, Goings and his men carefully Bubble Wrapped the 50 steeds and shipped them back to Marion, Ohio. Tuesday, they came back for the rest of the old grande dame, and it will take two more years for the revamped carousel to come back to its new home, in Steeplechase Plaza, the “new iconic civic and entertainment destination” in Coney Island being spearheaded by Mayor Bloomberg. “That’s how city things work,” drawled Goings. “Stage-by-stage.”

The work is stage-by-stage, too. Once in Marion, Goings's team of merry-go-round men will spend "hundreds of hours" removing the original paint and painstakingly applying coat after coat of varnish in the original color, selected using vintage photos from newsreels that he has asked the public to submit as a guide. Our steeds are “very restorable,” Goings said. “They don’t have missing legs and have all their eyes and tails and ears.”

But it will still likely cost a bundle: Goings wouldn’t tell us what he's billing the city, but he did charge Philadelphia's Please Touch Museum around $1 million for a comparable job. So, how does one get into this line of work, anyway? Goings, whose business, Carousels & Carvings, plays doctor to up to fifteen rides a year (including carousels in Prospect Park and on the Santa Monica Pier), was once a furniture-maker, until he was asked to restore a park ride in his hometown. It was then he found his true passion. After all, he said, “Tables don’t have eyes, ears, and noses.” —Sarah Maslin Nir


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 27 Mar 2008 | 7:20 pm

Geert Wilders

Dutch politician Geert Wilders, seen here on March 18, 2008, has posted his anti-Islamic film, which has sparked wide condemnation and fears of a backlash, on the Internet on Thursday at the website www...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 27 Mar 2008 | 7:19 pm

State of Ullman's 'Union'? Hilarious

Comic Tracey Ullman plays 15 characters in the first episode of her new TV show.
Source: ABC News: Entertainment | 27 Mar 2008 | 7:17 pm

Full-Court Press for Leo's Hoop Suit?

Leonardo DiCaprioAs Leonardo DiCaprio is in danger of finding out, there's no advantage to a home court. A Los Angeles judge has tentatively given the green light for a negligence and trespass lawsuit filed...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 27 Mar 2008 | 7:06 pm

Freja Topples Posh in the U.K.

All Freja, all the time.Source: The Fashion Spot

Posh Spice may steal the cover glory in April's British Vogue, but the real star of the issue is Freja Beha. The Danish model has two spreads in the magazine which play up her androgynous look and short locks. Photographed by Paolo Roversi in “A Stroke of Genius,” Beha goes glam artiste, painting in Levi's, leather boots, and a denim cap. In “About a Boy,” shot by Nick Knight, she dons menswear-inspired Dior suits, argyle socks, and slim-cut trousers. Not enough Freja for ya? There's also a behind-the-scenes video of this shoot, so you can see her teetering around in sky-high Christian Louboutin sandals. Click here to watch the video. —Kendall Herbst

The Fashion Spot: About a Boy
The Fashion Spot: A Stroke of Genius


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 7:00 pm

Meet the Tudors!

The new season of Showtime's The Tudors premieres this weekend, and if you haven't watched, all you need to know is that it's an awesomely overheated soap opera of 16th-century English history starring young, beautiful cast members portraying historical figures who were...shall we say...less beautiful. How less beautiful? Let's take a look!

Courtesy of Showtime

Henry VIII was an accomplished athlete and horseman who became, late in life, "grossly overweight (with a waist measurement of 54 inches/137 cm), and had to be moved about with the help of mechanical inventions. He was covered with suppurating boils and possibly suffered from gout." Jonathan Rhys Meyers is somewhat more beautiful than young Henry VIII; in twenty years, unless he really screws himself up, he will be one thousand times as beautiful as old Henry VIII.





Anne Boleyn, according to contemporary sources, was "not one of the handsomest women in the world. She is of middling stature, swarthy complexion, long neck, wide mouth, bosom not much raised." Natalie Dormer, on the other hand, is totally gorgeous, and her bosom is much raised. (High-five!)





As this picture suggests, Catherine was cute in her youth, but did not age well; in later years she was described as "rather ugly than otherwise; of low stature and rather stout." Maria Doyle Kennedy, on the other hand, looks like a television star!





Historians assure us that Thomas More looked exactly like handsome Jeremy Northam. And they're pretty sure these guys are dead ringers too:





Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 6:45 pm

Hey, Upper East Siders, Leave Your ‘Lashon Hara’ at Home, Mmmkay?

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Photo: iStockPhoto

The emergence of Facebook, JuicyCampus.com, and MySpace as venues for teen gossip and cruelty has gotten a lot of attention of late, as well it should, what with kids offing themselves because of the god-awful things said by their classmates on the social-networking sites. The hue and cry over cyber-bullying has grown louder and louder, with parents lamenting the days when they just beat the hell out of one another on the playground after school. Today, the Times has the story of a Jewish school on Long Island with a unique way of handling our rumor-spreading instincts, which, they remind us, aren't exactly new. Did you know there's actually a name for gossip in the Bible? Lashon hara means "evil speech," and, boy, does that sound a lot better than "total and complete bitchery," which is our own personal translation. How is the Stella K. Abraham School for Girls, along with Jewish schools nationwide, handling their queen bees? We wish we could tell you it involved nail-pulling, but, alas, civil rights and all that.
But at 11:15 each morning at the Stella K. Abraham High School for Girls on Long Island, the voice of Emi Renov, a 17-year-old junior, buzzes over the intercom, gently reminding her fellow students to refrain from gossiping for the next 60 minutes.
Apparently, these kids actually listen to the girl and make an effort to be human (or silent) for an hour, which is sort of sweet and adorable! No word yet as to whether poor Emi Renov has any actual friends — that's one job we would have made every effort to pass over way back when.

Weaning Teenagers Off Gossip, for One Hour at a Time [NYT]


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 27 Mar 2008 | 6:45 pm

The Rod Serling show you never saw

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Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 27 Mar 2008 | 6:38 pm

A woman looks at US veteran rocker Patti Smith's photographs

A woman looks at US veteran rocker Patti Smith's photographs during a visit of the exhibition called "Patti Smith, Land 250" at the Fondation Cartier in Paris. The contemporary art foundation displays...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 27 Mar 2008 | 6:23 pm

Patti Smith

US veteran rocker Patti Smith speaks at the Fondation Cartier in Paris, during a visit of the exhibition called "Patti Smith, land 250". The contemporary art foundation displays photographs and drawings,...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 27 Mar 2008 | 6:23 pm

Patti Smith plays guitar next to her son Jackson (R)

US veteran rocker Patti Smith plays guitar next to her son Jackson (R) during a visit of the exhibition called "Patti Smith, Land 250" at the Fondation Cartier in Paris. The contemporary art foundation...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNImagesEnter | 27 Mar 2008 | 6:23 pm

Mick Rock: Kate Moss Won't Wed

Mick Rock, inexplicably eating his scarf.Photo: Patrick McMullan

Rock photographer Mick Rock doubts pal Kate Moss will really marry Jamie Hince. "I saw her the week before last, but she didn’t mention anything about getting married," Rock said at the Cinema Society and Calvin Klein screening of 21 last night. Moss supposedly drunkenly announced to fans in Amsterdam last weekend that she was getting hitched soon. "Kate might decide it for a minute," Rock continued. "But she said she’s getting married lots of times, and she’s never done it. Never married the father of her baby; she certainly wasn’t daft enough to marry Pete Doherty. What does she need to marry someone for? Then she’s got to go through prenuptials, because she’d be the one with all the money to lose." We suppose we must admit tipsy blather plus Amsterdam are unlikely to equal wedding bells. A fellow Brit, Rock resides on Staten Island, where Moss has never visited, but he sees her at parties or when he shoots her from time to time. "She’s a lot sharper than people realize," Rock said. "I said to her a couple of weeks ago, ‘The thing is, people underestimate you, darling.’ And she said, ‘Oh yeah.’ She knows it. She’s a nice lady.” — Bennett Marcus

See Mary-Kate Olsen, Clive Owen, and others at our complete coverage of last night's screening of 21.

Related: Is Kate Moss Engaged?!


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 6:15 pm

Dog Sculptor Jeff Koons Is in the Doghouse

LAW
• Artist Jeff Koons is being sued by his ex-wife, former porn star and Italian-parliament member Ciccolina, who says that Koons hasn't paid child support for their son, Ludwig, in nine years. Bloomberg]
• Clear Channel is suing the Wall Street banks that wanted to back out of a proposed buyout deal. [Law Blog/WSJ]
• And the wrongful-death lawsuit the family of Carol Gotbaum filed against the city of Phoenix yesterday has already been rejected. [NYT]

FINANCE
• Protesters chanting "Main Street, not Wall Street" in the lobby of the Bear Stearns building yesterday only lasted one hour before the police escorted them out. [NYP]
• One bear that's doing just fine is prudent Bear manager David Tice, whose $1.2 billion mutual fund is up more than 15 percent. [WSJ]
• The U.S. treasury secretary says Wall Street should be regulated if banks want to be able to run to the Fed in times of crisis. [NYP]

MEDIA
• The Atlantic hires Jay Lauf away from Wired in hopes that he will stop the 150-year-old title from hemorrhaging money. [NYT]
• The mean girls at Vogue are under fire for a) Being maybe racist and b) making cute Rodarte designers Kate and Laura Mulleavy go on a diet. [WWD; NYT]
• It doesn't look like the Condé Nast headquarters will be moving to the West Side rail yards anytime soon. [NYO]


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 27 Mar 2008 | 6:00 pm

David Paterson to Appoint Jim Yates Chief Counsel

Paterson

Photo: Getty Images

The search is up! Governor Paterson has found his chief counsel: James Yates, a New York State Supreme Court Judge. An announcement is expected as early as today. Yates replaces Spitzer's chief counsel, David Nocenti, and is the newest addition to Paterson's inner circle, which can also be referred to sometimes as his outer circle, or the so-called Gang of Four: his father, Basil; Charlie Rangel; Percy Sutton; and David Dinkins.

Yates has a strong reputation as an able jurist, and one law-enforcement source involved in the replacement process said he edged out two other contenders for the job: Eric Schneiderman, a state senator; and Dan Castleman, director of investigations for Manhattan district attorney Bob Morgenthau. —Geoffrey Gray


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 27 Mar 2008 | 5:23 pm

Karl Lagerfeld's New York Security Is Fierce

Left: Lagerfeld shoots Raquel Zimmermann; Right: Lagerfeld and Calvin Klein at the Waverly Inn.Photo: Courtesy of Fashionista.com, Splash

By now you've heard Karl Lagerfeld is in town. He didn't just come to flaunt his new bow ties over dinner at the Waverly Inn with Calvin Klein and visit Harlem. Au contraire, dahlings — he came to work. Earlier this week he shot Claudia Schiffer in Central Park and yesterday he shot the next Fendi campaign in Madison Square Park. We knew the air downtown was just that much more exquisite! Apparently it wasn't quite so amazing for one paparazzo, according to the Post:
Yesterday, spies near Broadway and 25th Street saw Jay-Z and Lagerfeld at a photo shoot for the new Fendi campaign (which features the hip-hop mogul). "A paparazzo lurked from out of the shadows and started snapping away at them," said our witness, "and out of nowhere, one of Lagerfeld's guys just threw him to the ground."

We coulda told him fashion wasn't a walk in the park. Lagerfeld also shot Raquel Zimmerman for Fendi yesterday. We have video of that after the jump.

Listen carefully to the chit chat at the beginning. Not only do they mention security, they mention "tomorrow," which would be today. So if anyone sees the Kaiser playing photographer, please, for the love of Coco, take a picture on your iPhone and send it to us.

DEFENDING KARL [NYP]
Karl 2 - Karl Lagerfeld Fendi campaign shoot video [Models.com]
Claudia Schiffer takes a tumble for Karl Lagerfeld [Telegraph]
Spotted: Karl Shooting Racquel and Brad for Fendi [Fashionista]


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 5:15 pm

'I don't want to be the pretty girl'

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Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 27 Mar 2008 | 4:48 pm

Carla Bruni Tries Not to Emasculate Sarko in Front of the Queen

French Pres Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni: A Queen Apart.Photo: WireImage

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy landed in London yesterday with her husband, French President Nicolas Sarkozy. It's a very big deal, you see, because it's Bruni's first official trip as France's first lady. Of course, her being a former model, we expected her to wear fashionable clothes. And they were, to a degree. Designed by Christian Dior and impeccably tailored, they still managed to look a little...dull. This is Carla Bruni after all! She of the naked Christie's photo! Sticking to gray and navy with a plain black Dior handbag, it seemed like Bruni wanted to present the perfect picture of first-wifeiness. That or fade into the background and avoid stealing the spotlight. Commendable, no? She even wore flats, presumably to avoid towering above her new hubby. (Or to make a quick dash to the pub with pal Kate Moss when things got too dull.) Really, she did look kinda bored and awkward for most of the visit, which is natural when the official gift exchange includes framed stamps and a bronze dog statuekldkfjatoahe...Oops! We almost dozed off typing that. See what we mean after the jump.

Left: Bruni deplanes in a gray belted Dior and Jackie O-esque pillbox hat with a Dior "Babe" handbag. Note the fine tailoring on the coat. Right: Bruni changed into a gray dress and pulled her hair back when Sarko addressed Parliament. She looks…distracted; he looks really proud of his hot wife. Photo: Getty Images

Wait — was Sarko addressing Parliament or the hotness of his wife?Photo: Getty Images

The couple attended a white-tie dinner at Windsor Castle hosted by the Queen. Sarko looked delightful in Prada, while Bruni donned navy blue Dior again. Perhaps she's covering up so much to deflect attention from the Christie's auction? Still, we'd kill for the dress. Photo: Getty Images

Queen Carla [WWD]
Carla Bruni-Sarkozy's state visit look: Part Jackie O, part district nurse [Times]
The demure Bruni: two parts Jackie O, one part lycée girl [Guardian]


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 27 Mar 2008 | 4:15 pm

Pop Tarts: Anna Kournikova Sticks to Veggies, Coffee, Fruit

Former tennis sensation Anna Kournikova hit up one of Miami's hottest dining digs for Sunday lunch this past weekend, leaving a large group of family and friends waiting for her fashionably late arrival.
Source: FOXNews.com | 27 Mar 2008 | 3:25 pm

Hollywood Assassination: Secret Screenplay 'Exposes' Indies

Secret movie designed to blow up Sundance, Redford, heavyweights.
Source: FOXNews.com | 27 Mar 2008 | 2:37 pm

'X-Files' creator spills some details about film

Read full story for latest details.


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 27 Mar 2008 | 2:33 pm

Ryan Phillippe: 'It's Bizarre' Seeing Reese and Jake

Ryan Phillippe says it's strange to see ex-wife Reese Witherspoon with her new boyfriend, Jake Gyllenhaal.
Source: FOXNews.com | 27 Mar 2008 | 2:28 pm

Aide denied bail in 'Realtor to stars' slaying

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Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 27 Mar 2008 | 2:27 pm

Woman Charged in Linda Stein's Death Denied Bail

The personal assistant charged in the beating death of real estate agent and punk rock pioneer Linda Stein was denied bail Wednesday even though the defense argued new DNA evidence justified it.
Source: FOXNews.com | 27 Mar 2008 | 2:07 pm

Oscar-Winning Writer Abby Mann Dead at 80

Abby Mann, writer of socially conscious scripts for movies and television whose screenplay for 1961's "Judgment at Nuremberg" won the Academy Award, has died at age 80.
Source: FOXNews.com | 27 Mar 2008 | 2:02 pm

Kimora Lee Simmons Files for Divorce from Russell Simmons

Kimora Lee Simmons has already moved on, but she took steps to make it official by filing for divorce from her husband of seven years, entertainment mogul Russell Simmons.
Source: FOXNews.com | 27 Mar 2008 | 2:00 pm

'Hills' Comeback Hits Record Highs for MTV

Monday's episode of "The Hills" scored MTV its biggest audience ever.
Source: ABC News: Entertainment | 27 Mar 2008 | 1:57 pm

Report: Carrie Underwood, Chace Crawford No Longer Dating

Carrie Underwood and Chace Crawford have split, sources told Usmagazine.com.
Source: FOXNews.com | 27 Mar 2008 | 1:55 pm

K-Fed Claims He's on 24/7 Daddy Duty

Britney's ex-husband is shunning other projects to take care of their kids.
Source: ABC News: Entertainment | 27 Mar 2008 | 1:50 pm

'American Idol' Says Ciao to Chikezie

The soulful one-name artist was axed from "American Idol" Wednesday night.
Source: ABC News: Entertainment | 27 Mar 2008 | 1:45 pm

Rock legend still 'just another punk'

Ray Davies is a celebrated songwriter, responsible for hits such as "You Really Got Me" and "Lola." His band, the Kinks, is in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. But ask him if he's now an elder statesman, and he just laughs.


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 27 Mar 2008 | 1:16 pm

Anchor Quits Al-Jazeera English, Cites Anti-American Tone

Former "Nightline" reporter Dave Marash said there was a "reflexive adversarial editorial stance" against Americans at Al-Jazeera English.
Source: FOXNews.com | 27 Mar 2008 | 1:09 pm

Emilio's brother: 'I felt stuff falling over me'

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Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 27 Mar 2008 | 1:00 pm

Report: Lindsay Lohan to Star in Charles Manson Movie

Lindsay Lohan will star as a once loyal member of the Manson Family, in the movie "Manson Girls," E! News reported.
Source: FOXNews.com | 27 Mar 2008 | 12:50 pm

Web Site Obtains Copy of Heath Ledger's Will

The will, according to the Web site leaves 50 percent of his assests -- listed as $145,000 -- to his sisters and the rest to his parents.
Source: FOXNews.com | 27 Mar 2008 | 12:36 pm

L.A. Times apologizes for Diddy-Tupac story

Read full story for latest details.


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 27 Mar 2008 | 12:18 pm

'Idol' cuts another; show down to nine

Read full story for latest details.


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 27 Mar 2008 | 12:11 pm