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Portsmouth area religious services
Portsmouth Herald News - 44 minutes ago
THE SALVATION ARMY, a nondenominational church at 15 Middle St., conducts weekly worship services. Join them for fellowship and practical Christian teaching every Sunday at 11 am Sunday school for all ages is held at 10 am 436-2606.
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Movie Review: Drillbit Taylor - eFluxMedia


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Movie Review: Drillbit Taylor
eFluxMedia - 47 minutes ago
By Sarah Vasques Youngsters who were forbidden to watch the last year’s R-rated “Superbad,” have now the opportunity to make amends for their loss with a more cleaner in language movie that focuses on a similar theme, “Drillbit Taylor.
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Source: Google News - Entertainment | 22 Mar 2008 | 2:30 pm

Ryan - I Never Boinked Britney! - TMZ.com


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Ryan - I Never Boinked Britney!
TMZ.com - 1 hour ago
Ryan Phillippe says that he never did it with Britney Spears last year - or any of a slew of starlets he was rumored to have hooked up with after his divorce from Reese Witherspoon.
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Source: Google News - Entertainment | 22 Mar 2008 | 1:29 pm

Britney Spears' TV Wardrobe Up for Sale

It seems almost everybody wants a piece of Britney Spears, and at least six pieces are officially for sale. Spears' wardrobe from her guest-starring stint on CBS' "How I Met Your ...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 22 Mar 2008 | 1:22 pm

And YouTube Video Awards Go To…. - eFluxMedia


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And YouTube Video Awards Go To….
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By Sarah Vasques YouTube.com announced on Friday the winners of the site’s annual awards. YouTube users voted the winners of the following categories: music, sports, comedy, instructional, short film, inspirational, commentary, creative, politics, ...
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Source: Google News - Entertainment | 22 Mar 2008 | 11:54 am

Local Easter egg hunts - Baltimore Sun


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Local Easter egg hunts
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Community Easter Egg Hunt // Activities include story time, crafts and face painting at Harvester Baptist Church, 9605 Old Annapolis Road, Ellicott City.
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Source: Google News - Entertainment | 22 Mar 2008 | 11:52 am

Oprah show sued over 'seat rush' - BBC News


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A woman has sued the company behind Oprah Winfrey's TV chat show, claiming she was injured when audience members rushed to find seats at a recording.
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Source: Google News - Entertainment | 22 Mar 2008 | 10:51 am

Anderson wants to annul marriage - BBC News


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Anderson wants to annul marriage
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Ex-Baywatch star Pamela Anderson and her husband, Rick Salomon, have begun the process of ending their marriage. The Canadian-born actress gave fraud as her reason for declaring their wedding void, according to documents filed with a court in Los ...
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Source: Google News - Entertainment | 22 Mar 2008 | 10:17 am

Baywatch star's husband backs split

Rick Salomon agrees with former Baywatch star Pamela Anderson that their two-month marriage should be voided, according to newly-filed court papers. Salomon is best...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 22 Mar 2008 | 7:41 am

Beatles' lawyer sue over recordings

Lawyers for the Beatles have filed a lawsuit in Miami to prevent the distribution of never-released recordings purportedly made during Ringo Starr's first performance with the...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 22 Mar 2008 | 7:41 am

Contemplating crosses to bear - Los Angeles Times


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Contemplating crosses to bear
Los Angeles Times - 8 hours ago
The Stations of the Cross march in LA serves a dual purpose for Catholics: reflecting on their faith as well as their politics. By Paloma Esquivel, Los Angeles Times Staff Writer The first Station of the Cross was observed in front of a small church on ...
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Source: Google News - Entertainment | 22 Mar 2008 | 7:02 am

Pamela Anderson's Marriage Nears End

Pamela Anderson's new husband _ apparently a specialist in short relationships with celebrities _ agrees that their two-month marriage should be voided, according to court papers filed...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 22 Mar 2008 | 6:44 am

Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns (2008) - New York Times


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Tyler Perry's Meet the Browns (2008)
New York Times - 9 hours ago
Jenifer Lewis, left, and Angela Bassett in Tyler Perry’s new film, which opened on Friday nationwide. By AO SCOTT The Court Street 12-plex in Brooklyn is a perfectly ordinary movie theater, a vertically arranged variation on what is found in suburban ...
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Source: Google News - Entertainment | 22 Mar 2008 | 5:20 am

Jericho Is Gone Again - New York Times


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Jericho Is Gone Again
New York Times - 9 hours ago
By BRIAN STELTER CBS has canceled the postapocalyptic drama “Jericho” for the second time in two years. Tuesday’s season finale will also be the series finale, the network said Friday.
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Source: Google News - Entertainment | 22 Mar 2008 | 5:18 am

Kid Rock Not One for Autographs?

Kid RockDoes the idea of signing autographs leave Kid Rock feeling a little punchy? Less than two weeks after making a charity appearance at a Georgia Waffle House to make amends for a postconcert ruckus...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 22 Mar 2008 | 3:24 am

Bill Clinton's CGI U Weekend: Meet Some Of The Country's Most Committed College Students

Meet some of the country's most committed college students, who attended Bill Clinton's CGI U event in New Orleans.
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 22 Mar 2008 | 2:32 am

Anderson's Marriage Closer to Ending

Pamela Anderson's new husband _ apparently a specialist in short relationships with celebrities _ agrees that their two-month marriage should be voided, according to court papers filed...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 22 Mar 2008 | 1:15 am

Marilyn Manson Tries to Protect Private Parts

Marilyn MansonAfter making a career out of spectacle, shock value and other open displays of eccentricity, Marilyn Manson is now looking to cover up. The heavy-metalist has filed a motion requesting that all...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 22 Mar 2008 | 12:57 am

Early Beatles recordings trigger legal fight

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Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 22 Mar 2008 | 12:56 am

Anderson's husband agrees with annulment request

LOS ANGELES - Pamela Anderson's husband appears ready to move on to his next famous fling. Rick Salomon - who has become something of a specialist in short relationships with...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 22 Mar 2008 | 12:49 am

'Buffy The Vampire Slayer' Cast, Creators Reunite To Debate Angel Vs. Spike, Buffy's Same-Sex Romance

The "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" cast and creators reunited in Hollywood to debate Angel vs. Spike and Buffy's recent same-sex romance.
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 22 Mar 2008 | 12:40 am

Bryan Adams: Straight up, uncomplicated Canadian rock icon

surrounded by an entourage of two. Dressed in a black button-down shirt and crisp jeans, he stood in front of the altar and looked out at the pews, which were crowded with media. He...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 22 Mar 2008 | 12:29 am

There'll be no tomorrow for CBS drama 'Jericho' despite fans' devotion

LOS ANGELES - "Jericho," the post-apocalyptic CBS drama whose devoted fans rallied to save it from cancellation, has met its end. The show failed to increase its audience and will air...
Source: Infocious RSS raw feed - channel BNewsEnter | 22 Mar 2008 | 12:28 am

Britney's Bro Tackles the Trust Factor

Britney Spears, Bryan SpearsBryan Spears wants to know exactly what he's gotten himself into. Britney Spear's 30-year-old brother and Ivan Taback, the attorney sharing cotrustee duties of Britney's SJB account,...
Tax records show that the beauteous couple donated more than $8.5 million to various charities in 2006 via their Jolie...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 21 Mar 2008 | 11:37 pm

Infidels

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For another week, almost all politics was both local and sleazy. New governor David Paterson preemptively revealed that both he and his wife, Michelle, had engaged in extramarital affairs — in his case with state employees. (“My conscience is clear,” he added.) Ashley Dupré, Eliot Spitzer’s imperial pal, shocked no one by turning up in an old Girls Gone Wild video. Not to be outdone, former New Jersey governor Jim McGreevey confirmed his straight driver’s claim that they’d joined ex-wife Dina Matos McGreevey for threesomes après nachos at T.G.I. Friday’s. (She denied partaking in any alleged dessert.) President Bush marked the fifth anniversary of the Iraq war by congratulating himself for good judgment — peacenik grannies armed with knitting needles marched through Times Square in rebuttal — while somewhere in deepest Pakistan, cranky Osama bin Laden was still complaining, via audiotape, about those Danish cartoons. Hillary Clinton — who, after Florida and Michigan backed off primary do-overs, is presumably praying for a skeleton to emerge from Barack Obama’s closet — released her White House itineraries, which revealed she’d been home during the Monica-gate episodes. For his part, Obama delivered a lengthy speech about race in America to quell muttering about his most active skeleton, conspiracy theorist–pastor Jeremiah Wright. Mayor Bloomberg, pushing up against congestion pricing’s March 31 deadline, questioned the intelligence of querulous Gracie Mansion aspirant Anthony Weiner. Commissioner Ray Kelly confirmed he’d been told to hire 1,000 fewer police recruits next year. Nixzmary Brown’s stepfather was convicted of first- degree manslaughter, while a frayed nylon strap was the primary suspect in the deadly crane accident on East 51st Street. Cosmetics kingpin Leonard Lauder gave $131 million to the Whitney Museum — almost enough to buy another Klimt. A married securities trader kicked in the cranium during a vigorous lap dance sued for damages. And onetime big swingers at Bear Stearns suffered two major indignities as their company’s holdings plunged 90 percent in less than a week — and they now work for JPMorgan Chase.


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 21 Mar 2008 | 11:30 pm

Video: Inside Shane&Shawn, Nolita's Newest Shoe Store

Mulberry Street has a shiny new shoe boutique: Shane&Shawn, owned by twin brothers Shane and Shawn Ward. This marks the duo's first store for their eponymous line of men's and women's shoes, and they designed the place to resemble a slick bachelor pad that even the ladies would love. If their tricked-out stilettos — which are designed to handle even Manhattan's most dangerous cobblestones — are as comfy as the Ward boys say they are, then maybe we would love hanging out in their "bachelor pad" after all. Watch and decide.

That CBS show so beloved of don't-tread-on-me fans of Ron Paul, Jericho, is dead. Again. Why the web couldn't save Jericho. [Valleywag]


First, we found out Neil Patrick Harris might be getting his very own Harold and Kumar spinoff movie! (+100) Then we printed, in full, the text of the dirtiest poem ever (+5), and Mikhail Baryshnikov and Merce Cunningham answered our questions (+10). Jack White announced the details of his new album (+5), which turned out to be not that great (-10). Vulture figured out who your mother is (+5) — turns out it's Britney Spears (-100). Also, Anthony Minghella died (respectful silence).

Despite her being wonderful, Judy Greer still is not a star (-5). And if you go to the Met, you'll probably catch the Ebola virus (-3). Dominic Cooper is a total hottie (+5), not that it matters to Snoop Dogg, who has always been a champion for ugly people (+6). Judd Apatow renewed his commitment to wangs (+8), and David Archuleta renewed his commitment to being terrific (+50). We counted down the ten greatest albums made by actors (+10) — all three of them (-10).

At first, we thought Clint Eastwood's new movie would be about something depressing, like paralysis or boxing (-5), but then we found out it's actually Dirty Harry 6! (+32) We mathematically measured the quality of Judd Apatow's upcoming films (+10) and were right on the money about Drillbit Taylor being crappy (-5). Oprah got scared away from Broadway (-10), and Marianne Faithful taught us about "Penis Elbow" (+12). Finally, have you actually watched Anchorman lately? (-100)

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Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 10:50 pm

Is Eliot Spitzer Doing the 12-Step Two-Step?

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We were wondering how much longer it would take for Eliot Spitzer to admit he is powerless over his mighty public-image problem and that seeking refuge in the bosom of psychotherapy could maybe (probably not, but hey, worth a try!) restore said image to sanity. That moment is here! Spitzer, the New York Post tells us, has entered into therapy to explore whether he has a sex addiction. Treatment typically involves a 12-step program, we hear, which makes us wonder what happens when the former governor gets to the part where he makes direct amends to all those persons he's harmed. Should Spitzer write out a personal check to former NYSE director Dick Grasso or will a cashier's check be necessary? Is it necessary to hire ex–Merrill Lyncher Henry Blodget and former AIG chair Hank Greenberg to his landscaping team, or can he get someone else to find them jobs? Perhaps we're getting ahead of ourselves, but the possibilities are just endless. We, for instance, would appreciate the $43 in dividends we lost the year Spitzer wailed on the mutual-fund industry. We'll take that cash or COD, Eliot. Thanks and speedy recovery to you! —Maggie Shnayerson

Eliot's Sexual Healing [NYP]


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 21 Mar 2008 | 10:45 pm

Rick Equals Pam's Desire to Split

Pamela Anderson, Rick SalomonTurns out Rick Salomon wants to put the past behind him, as well. A month after Pamela Anderson decided enough was really enough, the former Baywatch babe's estranged hubby filed his own annulment...

"I accidentally hit him in the face a couple of times," Frost told us last night at the after-party for the Cinema Society screening of Stop Loss at the Gramercy Park Hotel. Heh, we almost said. We get you, buddy. We've wanted to "accidentally" hit Wilson in the face before, too, specifically after we lost two hours of our lives watching You, Me, and Dupree. But then it turned out Frost was only acting. "We were shooting this fight scene for a week straight and kept having to do the same punch over and over again, and I nicked him on the chin a few times. He was a great sport about it." Well, probably because it wasn't his nose. That thing couldn't take much more. —Darrell Hartman


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 21 Mar 2008 | 10:15 pm

It's the Return of Outkast Big Boi Feat. André 3000!

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1. Big Boi feat. André 3000, "Royal Flush"
"If you come up fortunate, the street consider you lame," André 3000 raps — yes, raps! — on this track from Big Boi's upcoming album. It's not officially Outkast, but 99 out of 100 grateful fans won't be able to tell the difference — they'll be too busy doing the hokey pokey. [Nah Right]

2. Three 6 Mafia, "Lollipop (feat. Project Pat)"
Just like Michael Myers in Halloween (whose soundtrack provides a key sample here), the Triple 6 keep coming back, as do southern hip-hop songs named "Lollipop." [Ants in My Trance]

3. My Morning Jacket, "Highly Suspicious"
MMJ debut some songs off the new record at SXSW. While they get comparisons to Neil Young a lot, this stuff sounds more like a parody of Young doing a Prince impersonation. We hope it sounds better on the record. [NPR]

4. Portishead, "Machine Gun (Noise Floor Crew remix)"
Noise Floor Crew adds some more, you know, instruments to this Portishead track to turn it into an actual, you know, song. [Trash Menagerie]

5. Bilkk Fang, "Nupital Eagles Sharpened"
This song sounds like what would happen if Kevin Barnes from Of Montreal and some dude from MGMT teamed up to do a Misfits cover, because that's exactly what this is. Yes, your cerebral cortex is exploding. [Hypeful]
—Ehren Gresehover


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 10:00 pm

Leaked: Jack White Fiddles With the Raconteurs

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The Raconteurs, Consolers of the Lonely

Official release date: March 25

The Verdict: Truth be told, we were never that crazy about the Raconteurs, probably just as much because that they kept Jack White from making White Stripes albums as for the fact that their last album was kinda boring. 2006's Broken Boy Soldiers was mostly just a plodding, Meg-less slog through a bunch of middling, prog-embellished power pop, little of which had any real hook (admittedly, though, "Steady As She Goes" is totally awesome). After a few listens, we're not sure we like Consolers of the Lonely much more. They've traded the proto-prog for a full-on (sometimes fiddle-enhanced) country sound, which actually suits them pretty well. But problem is, not many of these songs can carry the weight of their slick-ish, too big, full-band arrangements. "Many Shades of Black" might've made a great White Stripes track, though.


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 9:45 pm

Is an Ed Koch Sex Scandal Next?

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Eliot Spitzer slept with hookers. Jim and Dina McGreevey had threesomes with their driver. Governor David Paterson's list of conquests is starting to look like it could be longer than Wilt Chamberlain's. It's enough to make you wonder: Are there any politicians not harboring scandalous sexual secrets? Well, what about Ed Koch, you might say. Look at that doughy face, those kind, twinkly eyes. There's no way he secretly has, say, a Slovakian love child. Or does he???

Today, Intel received the following e-mail.

From: [REDACTED] Sent: Friday, March 21, 2008 1:31:24 PM To: intel Subject: edward koch Auto forwarded by a Rule

DEAR SIR CAN OU PLEASE HELP US WE ARE TRYING TO FIND IF THERE IS A FAMILY CONECTION BETWEEN MY SELF ERICH KOCH BORN IN SLOVKIA NOW LIVING IN MALLORCA . AND THE X MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY EDWARD KOCH. AS I BELIVE I HAVE MEET HIS BROTHER FROM POPRAD CITY NAME WAS GUSTAV KUCHARIK THIS NAME WAS CHANGED DURING THE SECOND WORLD WAR FROM KOCH. TO KUCHARIK. IF YOU CAN PLEASE FALLARD THIS INFO ON TO MR EDWARD KOCH OR A FAMILY MEMBER I BE VERY GRATEFUL. REGARDS ERICH KOCH

Was this written by the self-same scammers who want to transfer us large sums of money from Nigeria or INVEST IN OUR COUNTRY? Sure. But in the current climate, ladies and gentlemen, you never know.

This week, Jim Behrle's kartoon kats remind us of the joy of Good Friday, among other things. Happy Holidays! [There seemed to be, last week, some issues with the embedded video. If you're having trouble, klick here.]


"'...and we're gonna mark it 'urgent'... then 'Priority Mail'... then 'Express Mail'... YEEEEEEEEEEAH!!!'

"'To the left' in Italian is "sono arrapata", if I remember correctly."

"Rebecca, back when you and I first married -- this wasn't long after I'd simultaneously divorced Barry Diller and Joni Evans -- you came to me with tears in your eyes asking that we find a "small, quiet place" in Croton-on-Hudson or Sheepshead Bay. A small, quiet place where we could settle down and you could really concentrate on doing that biography of Cosima Wagner you'd always wanted to write.

At that time, you said you wanted to distance yourself from the 'glib wit of Manhattan sophisticates.' You wanted to make your own soap and wear a lot of Laura Ashley.

Whatever happened to that Rebecca? (And, no. Please don't blame Barry for coming between us. I started seeing Barry again only after you'd barricaded yourself in your cabin at Yaddo for eight months, refusing to come out even after Dave Eggers spent hours on your doorstep, trying to reason with you.)

But you changed after Yaddo. Something had hardened within you. Some sort of grim resolve had stiffened. And now Cosima and Sheepshead Bay are forgotten and you are a star on one of the internet's most glamorous webspaces, trading quips and witticisms with all and sundry.

It's a trade-off you willingly and knowingly made. The best you can do is honor it with some grace."

Happy Easter, happy non-Easter, happy SPRING!


  • The economy is collapsing. The markets surged on the news that Eliot Spitzer contributed rather too much to the black market economy, but then things miserably continued on their unmerry way. Bear Stearns just collapsed, pathetically, and now the feds are bailing out the banks. Not usually a good sign! Plus the housing market thing, and the plummeting dollar, and all sorts of other stuff we can't for the life of us understand.
  • The politics! Man, the politics. Have you seen these politics? They're a mess! A crazy and angry old man toured Iraq, where he wants us to remain for 100 years, and he's mixing up Sunnis and Shiites, still, on the week of the fifth anniversary of our massive fuck-up there. And everyone is too exhausted to be outraged about it anymore! Barack Obama talked about the war this week, but it didn't receive anywhere near as much attention as when he talked about how the blacks and whites still can't get along. The speech was a total inspiring downer, basically. The response to it was pure downer. Even though most people liked it! But his poll numbers are suddenly not looking so hot against the confused old man. He was tortured, so you gotta like him!
  • "An elderly man has killed himself by programming a robot to shoot him in the head after building the machine from plans downloaded from the internet."
  • Oh, and media. Media's always bad news, right? If we're hearing media news, it's layoffs and revenue shortfalls. Not even awesome old man Sam Zell can reverse Tribune's downward spiral. Also, the internet! If the internet ad boom busts (which it will, Nick Denton keeps insisting), we're fucked. PageSix.com folded this week. After three months! Rupert Murdoch didn't give it a chance—he's not too excited about this internet thing, apparently. He should know! He bought MySpace!
  • Stuff White People Like!
  • That shit in China? Ugh.
  • denton: first time I've really contemplated the horrors of recession denton: last autumn it seemed, intellectually, a possibility denton: now I'm starting to hear stuff from friends denton: paintings taking longer to sell denton: (from a dealer friend of mine) denton: buyers disappear denton: pagesix.com going under denton: layoffs where a friend's wife works
  • Choire Sicha is terribly lonely.
  • It's Easter, the holiday where we celebrate the brutal murder of an innocent man by a tyrannical government. They humiliated him first, see, and also when all the Gawker sites were down the other day (yesterday, right?) we made the mistake of reading the amazing Errol Morris/Philip Gourevitch piece in the New Yorker about the woman who took the photos at Abu Ghraib. It involves a mummified kitten head! We wish we didn't like Errol Morris, then we would have an excuse to skip his Important Movie on the subject.
  • A fucking baby moved in across the hall. This is Bed-Stuy! Not Park Slope! The baby is apparently as miserable about the state of the world as the rest of us, and considerably more vocal.

The comments section of our Judd Apatow math-o-matic post has been buzzing with readers — including some Benedict Mathis-Arnolds on our very own staff — politely calling us idiots for calling Anchorman just an okay movie. In the comments, the Will Ferrell comedy gets called "classic," "classique," and "fucking incredible," and the thread has become something of an Anchorman quote-o-rama.

And it's true that Anchorman has some great lines. Hell, we can contribute a few that you guys haven't even mentioned yet: "Milk was a bad choice!" "Go fuck yourself, San Diego!" "Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!" We don't deny that many of those individual moments are awfully funny. It's those funny lines that got Anchorman its ranking as "okay," rather than "stupid." It sure wasn't the plot!

We think that Anchorman is one of those movies for which one feels more affection the further away one gets. The 30 funny minutes stick in one's memory, sure, even as one forgets the long, saggy hour that holds those funny bits up. If you've seen the movie recently — as we did, on a late-night showing on HBOZ — you tend to be a lot less sentimental about it, as you find yourself waiting impatiently for the good stuff, then once it comes, waiting impatiently for more.

Sure, we derive a great deal of pleasure from comedies that sacrifice realistic plot for the sake of laughs, but they aren't the kinds of movies that reward repeat viewing without the aid of controlled substances. And so while we love watching Steve Carell kill a guy with a trident, we don't love being forced to watch the tiresome decline and fall of Ron Burgundy, or the foolish Baxter the dog subplot, or the ridiculous romance, or that lame-ass final sequence with the grizzly bears. We'd rather watch a movie that employs hilarious bits in the service of a story we care about and characters we recognize. We're old-fashioned, we guess.

Anyways, people, math doesn't lie.

Earlier: Will This Judd Apatow Movie Be Any Good? Vulture Does the Math


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 9:15 pm

Lawsuit Claims Oprah Audience Got Rough

A woman wants $50,000 for being pushed down a staircase by crazed Oprah fans.
Source: ABC News: Entertainment | 21 Mar 2008 | 9:09 pm

‘Lost’: Not Yet!

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Damon Lindelof, you're killing us with these sad episodes! And apparently, you're also intent on killing Michael, one of Lost's most intriguing characters, weak as he is and okay, sure, yes, a double-murderer — but also a guy who is helplessly in love with his son and paralyzed in the face of real guilt. Admirable traits, really, when seen in a certain light! In contrast to iconic survivors like Jack and Sayid, Michael will never compete for the role of "leader" or "hero" or even "bad boy." He's more a wretchedly emotional Everyman, doomed to eternally unfurl a tiny flag saying "Not Yet." And dammit, we love him for that. There's something great about a show that lets someone fail big and it looks like that's right where Michael is headed.

And speaking of having compassion for life's losers, is anyone finding Sayid kind of self-righteous? We're taking some sick pleasure in knowing that he's going to wind up as Ben's puppet assassin. Is that wrong?

The Present: Exposition and Bad Advice
Locke gathers his team of moody Scorpios to announce "no more secrets." With Miles in tow, he announces that if the freighter gnomes capture Ben, they'll kill everyone on the island. Therefore, they should protect Ben. This conclusion leaves Team Locke itchy and paranoid — and as they shake it off, Ben advises his quasi-family of Alex (looking very Amy Winehouse, but in a good way), Rousseau, and Karl to flee to the Other hideaway, where they will be safe.

Meanwhile, on the Freighter of Hot Jerks, Sayid confronts Michael, who narrates a flashback of pain. Hot Jerk Sayid turns him in to the captain.

The Past: Sad, Sad Michael
Somewhere in Manhattan, a tormented Michael scribbles a note to Walt — then crashes his car into a wall, and because we're a little slow and blinded by tears, it takes us a while to recognize that this is post-island murderer Mike, not first-season sad dad Mike. Walt won't speak to him. Dead Libby haunts him with blankets. Even his own mom won't cut him slack. He's got a gun to his own head, but the island won't let him kill himself — apparently it's a fan of Groundhog Day. So Michael's ripe for recruitment by Evil, which arrives in the jolly form of Tom, who is gay.

Tom suggests Michael do Ben a solid and prevent Widmore from killing everyone on the island. By killing everyone on the freighter. Luckily for the Others, Michael is screwed up enough to believe this is a redemption arc.

Onboard the freighter, Michael activates a bomb, only to get not an enormous explosion but a joke flag: "Not yet!" He's also informed that Walt has called, but when he rushes to the phone so damned hopeful that it just kills us, it's only Ben, who deputizes him to infiltrate, sabotage, get a list, etc. — basically, to behave like a first-season Other. Which he does, but not so much in order to redeem himself, we realize, as just to die, if only the island will let him. This is very sad. And strangely, gives us Buffy season-five ambiguous-sacrifice flashbacks, making us wonder if it's Michael who ends up in that miserable little coffin.

The Present: Surprise Bastards Threaten Our Favorite Character!
Off in the jungle, Alex and Karl exchange doomed banter. A shot rings out and Karl goes down. Rousseau bravely tries to save her daughter but gets shot for her efforts. NO! Don't die before you get a flashback episode, you crazy brunette! A terrified Alex surrenders, shouting, "I'm Ben's daughter!" Which she's not, is she? But if name-dropping might help, go for it.

What We Know Now:
• Ben says Widmore planted the fake wreckage. Widmore says Ben planted it. Of the two, only Ben has receipts.
• Everyone is a "good guy." We all have "work to do."
• Walt is still 10 years old. With no signs of excessive tallness.

The Wha? Factor:
• Who shot Rousseau and Karl? Was it a setup by Ben? Or (more likely, we think) the freighter folk, ferried to the island by Frank?
• What in God's name causes every one of Ben's enemies — Locke, Rousseau, Juliet, Michael, the future Sayid — to do his bidding? And how can we learn his ways?
• We just received a text message: "Chambers street stop outside michaels apartment would've been 1/2/3/9 in 2004, not 1/2/3. Continuity error … OR IS IT???" Disturbingly, the text came from someone named Ben. —Emily Nussbaum


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 9:00 pm

You Can Still Get That Good Unsafe Feeling in Dumbo

Bay Terrace: A guy in this Queens burg claims that cops have singled him out for ticketing. Hey, his Chevy Tahoe's not the only SUV that sticks out over the sidewalk because area driveways weren't built for megavehicles! [Queens Chronicle]
Chelsea: Apparently 24th Street between Sixth and Seventh avenues was closed down today because window glass was falling from the new, 40-story Stratus, the hood's tallest building. What a pane! [Curbed]
Dumbo: The walk to venerable Gleason's Gym may not feel edgy anymore — "but inside you still get that unsafe feeling. And it feels good. Men are beating each other...The room seethes with aggression." Hey, we're there! [Vanishing NY]

East Village:: Two muggers tried to shoot a guy in the face and steal his $8,000 Jesus bling but failed on both counts. Was it an Easter miracle? [NYP]
Kingsbridge: It's official: Über-developer Related will revamp the armory in this Bronx hood, with plans to put in a big-box store, cinema, gym, and bank branch, but not what locals wanted most: two new schools. [NYDN]
Prospect Heights: Amid the economic downturn, Bruce Ratner's controversial Atlantic Yards project, conceived as a sixteen-tower, $4 billion megaproject, has been stalled, with only the arena and two residential buildings looking certain, while the much-talked-about Miss Brooklyn skyscraper lacks an anchor tenant and won't be built without one. [Brooklyn Paper via NYT]
Village: Residents of Washington Square Village, the super-blocks just south of the park of the same name, "freaked out" at a meeting where WSV owner NYU brought up possible, far-off changes to the area. [Villager]


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 21 Mar 2008 | 8:51 pm

Anna Wintour Is Sick of Skinny Models, Too

Now we know what she's thinking about behind those shades.Photo: Getty Images

Is the age of the pale, nondescript waif model almost over? According to Anna Wintour's letter in the April shape issue of Vogue, it ought to be. She explains she chose Gisele Bündchen for the cover because she's remained "athletic and curvaceous (by the standards of the modeling business)." Wintour continues:
I wish I could say the same for the young women who were just on the runways at the New York fall collections. Overall, they were pale and thin, and entirely lacking in the joyfulness and charm that once defined the supermodel. This, of course, is not their fault: Designers now near-uniformly favor a non-vivacious, homogenous ideal.

Wow. We're kind of speechless. The most powerful force in the fashion industry — and the head of a magazine chock-full of super-thin models — has finally spoken out about the Skinny Minnie thing. But it wasn't because she was worried about the girls' health (she is) but because she thinks the industry is out of touch:

It's a strange time in the fashion industry. Our top talents, usually so adept at anticipating their public's preoccupations and desires appear to me to be utterly disconnected from the cultural stream. Surely, given the upcoming summer Olympics in Beijing and the significant attention lavished on pro sports heroes, it would be the right moment to celebrate healthy toned physiques....I would urge designers to consider athleticism and vitality as assets in the wearing of great fashion.

So to recap: People have been saying models are too skinny for years. There's been a wee bit of change in Europe. La Wintour has written an earth-shattering editor's letter that could shake things up. Could this be the beginning of a paradigm shift? Or was it just a moment of outspoken girl power in honor of the shape issue? We wish it were up to Anna to decide.


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 8:42 pm

Marianne Faithfull on ‘Irina Palm’ and Her Five Lovely Daughters

Courtesy of Strand Releasing

British rock vet Marianne Faithfull is back on the big screen with a plum new role. In Sam Garbarski’s tragicomedy Irina Palm, which opens tonight, she stars as a desperate grandmother who takes a gig doling out anonymous hand jobs (through a hole in the wall of a sex club) in an effort to raise funds to save her dying grandson. It could have all been terribly depressing, but the movie’s sweet, subtle charm landed it critical raves overseas — most notably at the Berlin Film Festival, where it was nominated for the prestigious Golden Bear. Faithfull took time during a recent European tour to talk about the role, her own worst job experiences, and that most dreaded of sex-worker afflictions, “Penis Elbow.”

So this is a pretty untraditional role…
Very much so! [Laughs.]

Were you apprehensive about taking it on?
No, I knew it wasn’t a dirty movie. Maggie starts out as this very beaten-down woman with nothing in her life except her grandson who she really loves, and by the end of the movie she’s changed; she’s found a strange kind of self-esteem. It’s a peculiar and interesting film. Just to recount the plot doesn’t give it a chance at all. I’m not stupid — I know it’s a bit of a fairy story. But there’s a lot of depth to it as well. To me it was like walking a razor’s edge: On one side was vulgarity and on the other was sentimentality, and I had to avoid both sides. I think it’s also very funny.

Agreed. The first time she goes into the hand-job booth…
Oh, it’s hysterical! She thinks that being a "hostess" is clearing up and making coffee!

And once she takes the job she’s so prolific that she has to be treated for “penis arm”…
Penis elbow, actually. It’s like tennis elbow. You know. It was an awful drag to do those scenes because I had to go around with the bloody sling on my arm the whole time.

Is that a real ailment?
I don’t know! I don’t know much about that world. I’ve never been to a sex club. I’ve never seen a dirty movie. I know a little bit about this thing with the holes, and that it’s a crossover from the gay world to the straight world.

Your right arm must have gotten a workout, even though you were only simulating.
We used dildos, and that was quite disgusting enough. God. It’s just a terrible, terrible job.

What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
Gosh. Well, I really didn’t enjoy some of the movies I did when I was young. I felt kind of used. Although I have great admiration for Jack Cardiff, when I did The Girl on the Motorcycle — known in America as Naked Under Leather — I felt kind of exploited. Maybe I had to get older. Maybe I was just too pretty, and I would be all used up by now if I had kept going on that path. I don’t know. I think you have to really, really want to be a film star. And although when I was 14 I actually did want that, when I had that experience with Girl on a Motorbike, Ididn’t like it all. It was a perfectly okay shoot — it wasn’t a nightmare or anything — but I didn’t like the position I was in, being the starlet. I’m not really like that, I suppose. I’m too snooty. –Sara Cardace

Blogger John Carney points out the many YouTubers who've followed these instructions and made the most bafflingly dull fad since all those people who watched each other watching each other.




• Kate Hudson partners with L.A. celeb hairstylist David Babaii to create David Babaii for WildAid, a hair-care line that donates 10 percent of proceeds to the animal-protection organization. She shot the ads for it in South Africa last year with Peter Lindbergh and, yes, real animals. Look for it this summer. [WWD]

SKIN
• A new study has found many organic personal-care products contain the carcinogenic ingredient 1,4-Dioxane. Products by Kiss My Face, Jason, Giovanni, and the Whole Foods line all contained the toxic byproduct. Maybe natural isn’t so natural after all. [WWD]

• The Oxygen Peel package from Philosophy is a customer favorite: After two creams and three minutes, you'll have brighter, softer skin — not the weird blotchy look you'd expect from a chemical peel. [Beauty Blogging Junkie]

• Serums are short-term moisturizing and firming fixes, while creams hydrate for the long haul, according a recent study by the International Journal of Cosmetic Science. (Yes, they needed a study for that.) [Cosmetics and Toiletries]

• Antiperspirant has been linked to breast cancer. It blocks the sweat-gland pores to stop sweat from starting, which can get in your bloodstream and become carcinogenic. If this makes you wary, try natural deodorants instead. [BellaSugar]

MAKEUP
• Yesterday’s New York Times article listed a few celebrity makeup artists, but a few notables didn't make the paper. [All About the Pretty]


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 8:07 pm

Old Lady Nearly Killed by Hotel Shower Is Angry in $100 Million Kinds of Ways

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Photo Illustration: iStockphoto

This poor, poor lady. First 79-year-old Ethel Tropez endured the floods of Hurricane Katrina in her hometown of Live Oak, Texas (no, we are not making these names up), and then she comes to New York City, all refugee style, and is promptly scalded to within an inch of her life by her shower at the swanky Chandler Hotel in midtown. She and H20 are not friends! Tropez has slapped the hotel with a $100 million negligence lawsuit, which is sort of an understandable instinct considering she was trapped in the stall (you know, with the scalding water?) for um, half an hour. The water "was close to boiling," her lawyer told the AP. "It was hot enough to burn her skin off. She suffered third-degree burns. It was awful." God, it sounds awful. Also sort of awful? The central photograph on the "Rooms" page of the Chandler Hotel's Website. People, switch in a shot of the minibar for goodness sake.


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 21 Mar 2008 | 8:00 pm

Artist Matthew Sleeth Visits an Umbrella Cemetery

Matthew Sleeth's Abandoned Umbrellas #20 [Tokyo] (2004)Image courtesy of Matthew Sleeth

Apparently umbrellas are crappy the world over: Here lies a pile of them discarded on a drizzly Tokyo street (and notice the girl toting a freshly wrapped one in the background hasn’t learned her lesson — they’re not worth your yen!). Matthew Sleeth is showing his wily urban images, taken mostly in Japan and China, at Aperture Gallery through May 17. —Emma Pearse


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 8:00 pm

Slimane Shoots Sasha for French ‘Vogue’

Ahh, the Slimane magic.Source: The Fashion Spot

French Vogue’s upcoming April issue includes some pretty major fashion heavyweights. Kate Moss snagged the cover in a cropped black jacket. Daria Werbowy leaps around in long, colorful dresses inside. But the most amazing thing in the mag? The photos of Sasha Pivovarova. It's not just that they're totally gorgeous pictures. It's that they were shot by Hedi Slimane. Yes, our man-crush is back! We were going through massive Slimane withdrawal. So we don't get to actually see him, but Sasha, who was styled by Emmanuel Alt, looks superb with her messy hair and ornate cocktail dresses. —Kendall Herbst

The Fashion Spot


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 7:46 pm

Introduce Them to This Nineties Detective-Cartoon Gem

Purists were upset when Steve Purcell's darkly antic underground comic strip was turned into a short-lived kids' TV show a decade ago. We, on the other hand, are grateful that the NYC-based private-detective series is getting a three-DVD issuing, giving kids a chance to soak up Purcell's wordy impudence, along with his crazy imagination. Yes, the heroes — a noirish canine and his bunny sidekick — sometimes use extraordinary firepower. Look past it to the genius girl called the Geek, who provides tech support.

Sam & Max Freelance Police: the Complete Animated Series

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Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 7:45 pm

Kate Nash Denied Adult Beverage at Cribs Show

Photo: Getty Images

Last night, London’s current indie-rock power couple canoodled at the Music Hall of Williamsburg. The Cribs front man Ryan Jarman cuddled chart-topping (in England) girlfriend Kate Nash, sipping pre-gig drinks. Cue culture clash: Nash is 20 and accustomed to U.K. booze laws. MHoW bouncers mistook her for an underage groupie, confiscating her drink and scoffing at her repeated cries of “But I’m with the band!” till she ran for cover backstage.

Her boyfriend and his bandmates, brothers Gary and Ross, fared better. They’re unselfconsciously hook-heavy and throw in more ooh-ooh-oohs than the Ronettes; their torrential set had the crowd physically reacting to every thrumming bass line, as Ryan lay on his side and spun like a pinwheel and later dove into the audience (taking his hapless sound tech with him). To close, they mellowed with the first-ever live performance of the haunting "Be Safe," with Sonic Youth's Lee Ranaldo on spoken-word vocals (a friend said he came because "he lives around the corner"). —Sarah Maslin Nir


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 7:30 pm

‘Superclass’ Author David Rothkopf Submits to Our Questions

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David Rothkopf chronicles and lives among the
superclass. Photo: Getty Images

Globalization has challenged the notion of the Establishment, that sixties concept of a small inner circle of politicians and businessmen who supposedly ran America. In Superclass, David Rothkopf tells us who these 6,000 or so new international oligarchs are, what they're after, and how any real change has to come from them.

You called your previous book, about the White House's foreign-policy makers, Running the World. Doesn't this book contradict it?
Irony in a title is risky business. Clearly these guys are trying to influence the world, but they're far from running it. Something is happening that is increasing inequality in the world, and if you want to fix that, you've got to look outside the U.S. system.

But many Americans seem impatient with NAFTA and other global institutions.
They think the game is rigged. And the reality is, the game is rigged.

But global governance requires global institutions, and that requires that people cede authority to the international level. All the proto-nationalists who want to help the little guy end up hurting the little guy. Listen to presidential candidates. It's more like, "Can we opt out from the world? Can we build a wall? Can we disconnect from the WTO?" And the answer is, only if you have a real strong impulse to self-destruct.

Do you blame the international superclass for our current financial mess?
These markets that are volatile at the moment —securities [mostly] — are unregulated. In many cases they are unregulatable. They're truly global. This was really the playing field of the financial superclass for the last decade and became the stock-in-trade of companies like Bear Stearns. The same people who said "Let us self-regulate these markets" all of a sudden said, "Oh my God, we need national officials to step in and help us." The Fed did something unprecedented since the Depression. They stepped in to help the kind of institution they don't even regulate. So it's inevitable that critics are saying, "Hey, wait a minute, how come they're getting this bailout help to create liquidity for people whose avarice has led them into making bets they shouldn't be making?"

Hillary or Obama?
I guess I'm a Hillary person, more or less. It's no time for on-the-job training, and I think Hillary Clinton has a more sophisticated worldview. There are many things to recommend Barack Obama, but his campaign isn't what it says it is. It¹s not radically different. Here¹s a Harvard Law Review editor, married to his Harvard Law classmate, and their Harvard Law friends all go into senior positions at Citibank and other institutions.

In other words, superclass members. Why are there so many of them in New
York?

Proximity to other elites is comforting. You can live in New York and live inside the bubble. These people do have more in common with each other than with the places they come from. Where do you learn to be more like one another? New York is where they learn.
Boris Kachka


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 21 Mar 2008 | 7:30 pm

Don't expect a 'Buffy' reunion movie

Read full story for latest details.


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 21 Mar 2008 | 7:21 pm

Minghella: Truly, madly, deeply missed

With Hollywood still reeling from the untimely death of actor Heath Ledger, the news of director Anthony Minghella's passing after surgery, has sent the film industry into a tailspin.


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 21 Mar 2008 | 7:18 pm

Steve-O Blogs Drug, Alcohol Abuse

Steve-O Steve-O says he has his parents to thank for making him a Jackass. The embattled celeb, who earlier this month was forcibly hospitalized in the psych ward at Los Angeles' Cedar-Sinai Medical...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 21 Mar 2008 | 7:15 pm

Jericho Nuked by CBS

Jericho: Skeet UlrichAw, (pea)nuts. Despite getting a fan- (and legume-) powered reprieve, CBS has given the heave-ho to Jericho. The latest—and presumably  final—cancellation of the apocalyptic...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 21 Mar 2008 | 7:02 pm

Dating Advice from May Andersen

May Andersen waits for her dream man.Photo: Getty Images

Do you miss Sex and the City? Enter May Andersen. We caught up with the model and her unruly past at the after-party for the Cinema Society screening of Stop Loss at the Gramercy Park Hotel last night, where she pontificated about dating in New York. She was so docile and chatty that we almost forgot her rap sheet includes battery, resisting arrest, and disorderly intoxication charges. Last night, she was all Carrie Bradshaw. "[New York]'s a good place to meet people. You just have to really know where you meet them. You can judge from where you meet them, like what's going to happen in a relationship. Know what I mean?" she said. "If I was gonna give someone advice [about where to meet people], I would say like an art show, somewhere like that." Andersen, who has lived in New York for ten years, recommends keeping the boyfriend-hunting out of strip clubs and dirty dive bars (news flash!) and notes Europeans usually make good dates. They come with accents, after all.

Speaking of Europe, Andersen said she misses the continent's freedom to go topless at pools and beaches. Once she took off her top to tan at a hotel in L.A. and was told to put it back on because it was illegal. "I was like, 'What? I hate tan lines, come on!'" she said. Her solution? "I change like every half-hour so I don't get a tan line. Which is a pain in the ass." Funny, the laws she chooses to obey… — Darrell Hartman

Related: Why We're Afraid of May Andersen's Clothing Line


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 6:50 pm

Rush Release of New Raconteurs Album Expedited by iTunes, Pirates

Courtesy of iTunes, we guess.

Early this month, as the story goes, Jack White walked into the offices of his record label with the finished masters of the new Raconteurs album and demanded that they release it ASAP. Never ones to back down from a challenge, Warner Bros. arranged to have it in stores on March 25, as was announced on Tuesday. This morning, though, Apple managed put it out even sooner when they accidentally made it for sale on iTunes. At least a few people purchased it before it was taken down, and copies are floating around on file-sharing services right now. Jack White is going to be SO EXCITED!

Earlier: Jack White Shocks the Recording Industry — by Actually Paying Them a Cut!


Source: Vulture -- Entertainment, Music, Culture, Theater, Movies, Art -- New York Magazine Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 6:45 pm

Brooklyn Judges Mockable, Stalkable

Man, people who believe in the environment are hilarious, huh? The picture above is of members of the group Transportation Alternatives, who are mocking a group of Brooklyn judges planning to sue the city because they're losing their cozy parking spaces. The parking spaces, which are directly adjacent to Borough Hall, will be reabsorbed into Columbus Park, reports the Brooklyn Paper. The judges will have to walk two additional blocks to an underground garage in the future, which causes them to worry about their safety. "This is a legitimate security question," argued Canarsie councilman Lew Fidler. "This is not about perks." Fidler and the judges argue that deranged people, perhaps ones convicted by the judges, might be able to harass the men and women of the court on their way to the lots. Transportation Alternatives spokesman Wiley Norville (yes, that's a real name) called the judges' protests "a total farce — it's insulting but it's also comical." Which is funny, because we would say that description more aptly describes the above protest than anything else.

Judges Fight For Free Parking [Brooklyn Paper]


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 21 Mar 2008 | 6:45 pm

Fergie Dishes on Crystal Meth Paranoia

As the pop star tells Marie Claire, drugs can sometimes trigger a psychosis.
Source: ABC News: Entertainment | 21 Mar 2008 | 6:41 pm

Famed musician, 90, doesn't have time to be old

Read full story for latest details.


Source: CNN.com - Entertainment | 21 Mar 2008 | 6:30 pm

Clinton's and McCain's Passport Files Just As Seductive As Obama's to Bored Cubiclers

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Photo Illustration: Getty Images, iStockphoto

Oh ho! Last night we learned that the kids at the State Department simply couldn't bear their curiosity about Barack Obama's passport file — it was just sitting there, after all, behind a password-protected encrypted firewall; you can hardly blame them. It turns out Obama wasn't the only presidential candidate whose travels proved an insatiable temptation to three government contractors with too much time and access on their hands; one of them also read passport files belonging to Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Sneaky! In a press conference just now, State Department spokesman Sean McCormack said the files were accessed during a training session in which it was suggested contractors look up a relative to familiarize themselves with the computer program. Seriously, we get that this is a breach of national security or whatever, but if you were sitting in front of a State Department computer under instruction to try out security software on someone, would you really pick your Aunt Marjorie who's never left the state of Wisconsin? Come on now. —Maggie Shnayerson


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 21 Mar 2008 | 6:15 pm

Oprah Gets Big in Court

Oprah Winfrey, Oprah's Big GiveEverybody gets a lawsuit! Everybody gets a lawsuit! Everybody with a bone to pick with Oprah Winfrey, that is. Attorneys for the queen of daytime are fending off two separate lawsuits this week,...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 21 Mar 2008 | 6:13 pm

Man Admits to Owning Pot Found in Dawn Wells' Car

The actress who played Mary Ann on 'Gilligan's Island' told 'FOX and Friends' Friday morning that it was not her marijuana that was found in her car last fall and that another man admitted it was his.
Source: FOXNews.com | 21 Mar 2008 | 5:52 pm

Why Lauren Conrad's Fashion Line Was Doomed

Conrad: "How do you spell 'beret'?"Photo: WireImage

The Wall Street Journal has an awesomely long profile of Hills star Lauren Conrad today. Aiming capitalize on her MTV fame and take the Olsen route to riches, the L.C. is looking to create a Lauren Conrad brand empire. Hm. We don't see how this can possibly be compelling without Justin Bobby action figures, but that's just us. But we digress: The article explains in awesome detail the Tao of Conrad: her odd relationship with Brody Jenner, how she gets publicity by deliberately hanging out where paparazzi can watch her eat, and how her parents and publicist make sure she drinks responsibly (Dad keeps tabs on her by checking gossip blogs). But what's really revealing in the Journal piece is the insight it gives into Conrad's fashion line and the action backstage before her L.A. Fashion Week debut (which, you may recall, didn't go quite so well). Thanks to the observant eye of the reporter, we were easily able to cull a list of reasons why L.C.'s clothing line was so darn disastrous:

1. The firm that makes her clothes specializes in making crap.

To help her get her current clothing line, MTV approached Steve Friedman, the owner of Tangerine Promotions in suburban Chicago. The firm specializes in "tchotchkes, trinkets and trash" with company logos, he says, and MTV is one of his biggest clients. Although Tangerine has no experience in contemporary women's apparel, Mr. Friedman agreed to team up with MTV.

2. Among the tchotchke-makers, Lauren has creative control.

Ms. Conrad received no advance payment from Tangerine, but it did grant her creative control.

3. Her vision is limited to nights at Les Deux.

Ms. Conrad says she's trying to create a line of clothes that she and her friends would wear. Her latest collection, for fall, is made up primarily of strapless dresses and halter tops in white, black and deep purple. She has insisted that her pieces be made from high-end cotton jersey and manufactured in the U.S. Prices range from $44 for a tank top to $220 for a dress.

4. She equates "fall" with "accessories":

Shortly before Ms. Conrad's first runway show last Tuesday, she met with several advisers and assistants to prepare. Accessories were a focal point. "We need to fall it up," Ms. Conrad said, as she gave a pair of leather gloves to a model in a strapless dress. Ms. Conrad explained that her trip as a Teen Vogue intern to Paris influenced her designs. As she recorded which accessories the models would wear, she called out, "How do you spell 'beret'?"

5. She just doesn't listen to her advisers, who are actual professionals.

While Ms. Conrad selected high-heeled shoes for most of the models, Mr. Relf told her some of the models needed to wear knee-high boots for dramatic effect. When one model tried on the boots, Ms. Conrad said, "If a girl walked down the street in this, I wouldn't think it was cute."

"We are talking about the runway, not real life," Mr. Relf said.

Later that afternoon, Mr. Relf explained that experienced designers usually defer to his advice, and that Ms. Conrad had finally agreed that a few models would wear boots. "Lauren's open and that's not how a lot of celebrities are," he said.

During the show, however, the models did not wear boots. "It didn't look good," Ms. Conrad says.

We're going to read that last quote as a reaction — a realization, a reflection! — rather than just an explanation as to why she nixed the boots. Because we want to like Lauren, we do.

Selling Lauren Conrad [WSJ]
Related: Inside the Sad, Bizarre World That Was the Lauren Conrad Show


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 5:50 pm

Arianna Huffington's Traffic Win Over Matt Drudge Means Mostly Nothing

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Photo: Getty Images

Everyone is terribly, terribly excited at the possibility that Arianna Huffington's political blog site, the Huffington Post, may have raked in slightly more traffic last month than the Drudge Report. The left has triumphed over the right! The epic battle of the Greek socialites vs. the Miami fedora-wearing former psych patients has a winner! Rah! Or not.

Depending on whom you believe (and in Web metering, your dog might be considered a decent authority), HuffPo had between 300,000 and 700,000 more unique visitors in February than Drudge did. In the grand scheme of the Webosphere, that's really not a whole lot to write home about, especially when you consider what that victory probably cost HuffPo.

The site doesn't pay its many, many contributors, but it does pay a staff to manage them as well as produce other original content; it also foots the bill for a center of operations. And when was the last time you went to a special event sponsored by Matt Drudge? As if. Drudge is free of all these expenses with his staff and format, both of which are skeletal. You'll visit the site 40 times a day just to, basically, read over Matt Drudge's shoulder while he surfs the Web for stuff he finds interesting. Now that's a business plan! As Portfolio's Jeff Bercovici notes, HuffPo's dizzying array of comment-friendly blogs allow it to "pad out its numbers" — in the end, no matter how good it may feel to watch Arianna smack Matt around a little, there's no question who's more powerful. —Maggie Shnayerson


Source: Daily Intelligencer - New York Magazine | 21 Mar 2008 | 5:45 pm

Report: Male Model Dishes on Alleged Romances With Models

A former male model dishes on his alleged romances with Elle Macpherson, Andie MacDowell and Paulina Porizkova in his new book “Sex, Love and Fashion: A Memoir of a Male Model."
Source: FOXNews.com | 21 Mar 2008 | 5:38 pm

Celebrities Who Have It All ... and Steal

Winona Ryder reportedly took makeup; Bai Ling lifted $16 worth of magazines.
Source: ABC News: Entertainment | 21 Mar 2008 | 5:36 pm

Report: Mickey Rourke Sounds Off on Vespa DUI Arrest

Actor Mickey Rourke is speaking out about his latest brush with the law during which he was charged with driving under the influence on his pastel-colored Vespa scooter, according to a report in the Palm Beach Post.
Source: FOXNews.com | 21 Mar 2008 | 5:12 pm

Controversy Foreseen for Yohji Yamamoto's China Show

Yohji goes where ANTM has trodden.Photo: Courtesy of CW

Yohji Yamamoto could inadvertently stir up a whole batch of drama in China when he stages a fashion show in Beijing's Forbidden City next month. True, he might upstage Karl Lagerfeld's Fendi show on the Great Wall of China, but that's not the issue. Not everyone loves it when the government rents out historic monuments like this, but Yamamoto is risking frowny faces for a good cause, people! WWD reports:
China-Japan relations have been rocky for decades. But in an effort to defuse potential China-Japan tension over the event, Yamamoto is organizing the show in collaboration with the Chinese government and will use the occasion as a personal apology to the Chinese people for Japan's atrocities during its World War II invasion, according to a spokesman. The event also will include the unveiling of a fellowship from the Yohji Yamamoto Fund for Peace to sponsor a Chinese designer to study in Japan or Europe for two years.

Pretty heavy stuff for a fashion show. Yamamoto is not the first to bring the catwalk to the Forbidden City. America's Next Top Model was the last, er, organization to stage a runway show in the gardens there for its ninth cycle.

But back to our second favorite topic after fashion — foreign politics: This whole smoothing over 60 years of controversy with a fashion show sounds like an impossible feat, but if it even slightly eases Chinese-Japanese tensions, that'd be great. And if the America's Next Top Model crew managed to come out unscathed, Yamamoto and his entourage ought to be just fine. One tip: Maybe don’t invite the Dalai Lama to sit front row. That bit of peace sadly ain't gonna happen for a while.

Fashion Scoops: Not So Forbidden [WWD]


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 4:45 pm

Lawsuit Settled Over Beach Boys Name

Two former members of the Beach Boys settled a five-year legal dispute over use of the band's name, a lawyer said.
Source: FOXNews.com | 21 Mar 2008 | 4:08 pm

Pop Tarts: Renee Zellweger Says 'Pass' to 'Booby Shots'

With a resume that boasts three Academy Award nominations (and one win), one would think Renee Zellweger could pretty much choose whatever roles she desires. She says this is not the case — but she can pick which roles she doesn't want.
Source: FOXNews.com | 21 Mar 2008 | 4:03 pm

Meet the New Girl: Gantz Gilles

From Russia with love.Photo: Imaxtree

If you’ve been drooling over Louis Vuitton's, Chanel's, or Givenchy's latest collections, then you’ve already been introduced to the Model Manual’s newest gal, Gantz Gilles. Just 16 years old, this Russian beauty usually has her head buried in a book backstage. (See! Models are smart!) After all, she’s still in high school and waiting to hit the catwalk is primo homework time. Gilles, who recently signed with 1 Model Management, has now returned home to Moscow for school. So savor these images — she's stuck in front of a blackboard, not a camera, for the near future. —Kendall Herbst


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 3:58 pm

rteney Cox and Friends Raise Funds for Charity

Courteney Cox and David Arquette have a challenge for their famous friends: help raise $1 million in two weeks for Epidermolysis Bullosa, a rare skin condition that primarily affects children.
Source: FOXNews.com | 21 Mar 2008 | 3:58 pm

FOX411: Brangelina's Charity: Bravo

It’s all good news for fans of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. They gave away a lot of money in 2006, it’s all documented, and none of it went to any cult religions or crazy organizations.
Source: FOXNews.com | 21 Mar 2008 | 3:53 pm

Mickey Rourke Scoots to Plea Deal

Mickey Rourke, mugshotMickey Rourke may not be showing any signs of cleaning up his act, but he has cleaned up his rap sheet. The hard-living actor has pleaded guilty to one count of reckless driving, stemming from...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 21 Mar 2008 | 3:39 pm

Cox and Friends Stump for Skin Disease

Jennifer Aniston, David Arquette, Courteney CoxCourteney Cox is looking to her friends for help with her latest cause. The Dirt star and her husband, David Arquette, have recruited a roster of famous folks, including Jennifer Aniston, to help...

Source: E! Online - Top Stories | 21 Mar 2008 | 3:31 pm

Ferré Eyeballs 6267 Designers; Banana Republic's Rocky U.K. Start

The boys of 6267.Photo: Getty Images

• A day after being cuddled by Cathy Horyn, the designers behind Italian label 6267 Tommaso Aquilano and Roberto Rimondi may be on tap to take over Ferré, which could use some help since the sudden departure of Lars Nilsson last month. [WWD]

• Banana Republic is not off to a stellar start in the U.K. The retailer opened its first store in London this week but is now dealing with allegations by a London paper that Banana Republic factories in India have terrible working conditions. [WWD]

Heatherette's line for M.A.C hit counters yesterday, and the design duo is already talking about their next beauty venture. They plan to start working on a fragrance with Estée Lauder after next season. We've always wondered what assless chaps smelled like. [WWD]

Diane Von Furstenberg will show her resort collection on the runway in Florence this summer at a "spectacular private home" with a fourteen-acre garden. She also just launched a line of watches with H. Stern; the timepieces are engraved with meditation aphorisms. How Zen. [WWD]

• Hooray to the end of shipping charges! Victoria's Secret swimwear will be available in stores for the first time ever this season. [FabSugar]

Oscar de la Renta's right-hand man Boaz Mazor was handcuffed in a traffic-related kerfuffle with cops when he was on the way to the opera. He complained the handcuffs "hurt," received a summons, and says was treated unfairly. [NYP]

• Former male model Bruce Hulse wrote a memoir about his days in the fashion spotlight, detailing liaisons with female models like Naomi Campbell and Elle Macpherson. [NYDN]

• The Hills girls are on the covers of celebrity weekly magazines every week, always with headlines like "I Was Betrayed" or "I Design Questionable Clothes." And now they've got Audrina's nude photos to talk about. [NYDN]


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 2:55 pm

Angela Bassett Receives Hollywood Walk of Fame Star

Angela Bassett has had good days — becoming a mother to twins, winning a Golden Globe, being nominated for an Academy Award. Then there was Thursday.
Source: FOXNews.com | 21 Mar 2008 | 2:49 pm

Hospital Fined for Overdosing Quaid's Twins

Hospital must pay $25,000 for giving Dennis Quaid's twins 2,000X too much drugs.
Source: ABC News: Entertainment | 21 Mar 2008 | 2:27 pm

Report: Paul McCartney Wants to Stay Friends With Mills

Paul McCartney has vowed to stay friends with Heather Mills after their bitter divorce battle, the U.K.'s Daily Mirror reports.
Source: FOXNews.com | 21 Mar 2008 | 2:09 pm

Cost of Creativity: Bipolar Disorder & Stars

Bipolar disorder can bestow the highest highs and the lowest lows.
Source: ABC News: Entertainment | 21 Mar 2008 | 1:48 pm

Sales: Patricia Field's Merch Starts at $5; Last Chance at Swimwear

STARTING TODAY
Patricia Field is overflowing with spring goodies so it's having a sidewalk sale to get rid of winter merchandise. Only today and tomorrow, find racks and buckets full of stuff for just $5, $10, and $20. On Saturday, they’ll serve spiked lemonade. 302 Bowery, nr. Bleecker St. (212-966-4066); Fri. and Sat. (4–8).

ENDING TODAY
• Prep for beach vacations at the J Rosen Showroom which offers deals on swimwear, flip-flops, and jewelry from Vix, Lisa Curran, and Debbie Katz; cover-ups were $140 to $250 but are now $30 to $80. 250 W. 39th St., nr. Seventh Ave., Ste. 510 (212-221-2349); cash only; through 3/21 (9–8).

STARTING TOMORROW
• Freemans Sporting Club has suits, button-downs, and jackets on sale starting at 40 percent off. 8 Rivington St., nr. Bowery (212-673-3209); Mon.–Fri. (noon–8); Sat. (11–8); Sun. (noon–6).

ENDING TOMORROW
• The once-a-year Hermès of Paris sample sale ends tomorrow. Both men’s and women’s collections will be marked down. Through 3/22. Metropolitan Pavilion, 123 W. 18th St., nr. Sixth Ave., fourth fl.; Wed. (10–6), Thurs. (10–8), Fri. and Sat. (10–6).

• Stock up on jeans at the Elizabeth Charles sale, where you can find up to 40 percent off all 18th Amendment and Karen Walker denim. Through 3/22. 639 ½ Hudson St.; (212-243-3201). Tues.–Sat. (noon–7:30); Sun. (noon–6:30); closed Mon.

• The Project No. 8 sale offers clothes by Loeffler Randall, Maison Martin Margiela, and Tucker for 50 to 80 percent off. Through 3/22. 215 Centre St., nr. Grand St. (212-219-1693); 4–8.

STARTING SUNDAY
• Bloomingdale's Soho invites shoppers to get a La Mer mini–eye treatment. So hurry to schedule an appointment. Bloomingdale's Soho, 504 Broadway, nr. Broome St. (212-729-5127); 11–7.

ENDING SUNDAY
• All men’s and women’s clothes and accessories from Ro, Mayle, and John Richmond that go for $140 to $250 are whittled down to $29.99 at the Misorena sale. 260 Fifth Ave., nr. 28th St. (212-725-5400); Mon.–Fri. (10–7); Sat. and Sun. (11–6).

• The green trend hits the sales department, as (eco)mpassion's “carbon-neutral designer sample sale” starts. Find up to 90 percent off Joe’s Jeans, People’s Liberation, Citizens of Humanity, and more. Five percent of sales are donated to Trees for the Future. Through 3/23. 2 Great Jones St., nr. Broadway; 12–8.

• Denim and select designer apparel is 35 to 80 percent off at the Art of Shop spring Soho sample sale. Find Seven for All Mankind and Monarchy in the denim section; a selection of spring items by Versace, Costume National, and Just Cavalli are expected, too. Through 3/23. 76 Greene St., nr. Spring St.; Thurs. (2–7), Fri.–Sun. (11–7).

For more deals, check out our Sales & Bargains calendar.


Source: The Cut - New York Magazine's Fashion Blog | 21 Mar 2008 | 1:40 pm