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First, we found out Neil Patrick Harris might be getting his very own Harold and Kumar spinoff movie! (+100) Then we printed, in full, the text of the dirtiest poem ever (+5), and Mikhail Baryshnikov and Merce Cunningham answered our questions (+10). Jack White announced the details of his new album (+5), which turned out to be not that great (-10). Vulture figured out who your mother is (+5) — turns out it's Britney Spears (-100). Also, Anthony Minghella died (respectful silence).
Despite her being wonderful, Judy Greer still is not a star (-5). And if you go to the Met, you'll probably catch the Ebola virus (-3). Dominic Cooper is a total hottie (+5), not that it matters to Snoop Dogg, who has always been a champion for ugly people (+6). Judd Apatow renewed his commitment to wangs (+8), and David Archuleta renewed his commitment to being terrific (+50). We counted down the ten greatest albums made by actors (+10) — all three of them (-10).
At first, we thought Clint Eastwood's new movie would be about something depressing, like paralysis or boxing (-5), but then we found out it's actually Dirty Harry 6! (+32) We mathematically measured the quality of Judd Apatow's upcoming films (+10) and were right on the money about Drillbit Taylor being crappy (-5). Oprah got scared away from Broadway (-10), and Marianne Faithful taught us about "Penis Elbow" (+12). Finally, have you actually watched Anchorman lately? (-100)
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Eliot's Sexual Healing [NYP]
Turns out Rick Salomon wants to put the past behind him, as well.
A month after Pamela Anderson decided enough was really enough, the former Baywatch babe's estranged hubby filed his own annulment..."I accidentally hit him in the face a couple of times," Frost told us last night at the after-party for the Cinema Society screening of Stop Loss at the Gramercy Park Hotel. Heh, we almost said. We get you, buddy. We've wanted to "accidentally" hit Wilson in the face before, too, specifically after we lost two hours of our lives watching You, Me, and Dupree. But then it turned out Frost was only acting. "We were shooting this fight scene for a week straight and kept having to do the same punch over and over again, and I nicked him on the chin a few times. He was a great sport about it." Well, probably because it wasn't his nose. That thing couldn't take much more. —Darrell Hartman

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1. Big Boi feat. André 3000, "Royal Flush"
"If you come up fortunate, the street consider you lame," André 3000 raps — yes, raps! — on this track from Big Boi's upcoming album. It's not officially Outkast, but 99 out of 100 grateful fans won't be able to tell the difference — they'll be too busy doing the hokey pokey. [Nah Right]
2. Three 6 Mafia, "Lollipop (feat. Project Pat)"
Just like Michael Myers in Halloween (whose soundtrack provides a key sample here), the Triple 6 keep coming back, as do southern hip-hop songs named "Lollipop." [Ants in My Trance]
3. My Morning Jacket, "Highly Suspicious"
MMJ debut some songs off the new record at SXSW. While they get comparisons to Neil Young a lot, this stuff sounds more like a parody of Young doing a Prince impersonation. We hope it sounds better on the record. [NPR]
4. Portishead, "Machine Gun (Noise Floor Crew remix)"
Noise Floor Crew adds some more, you know, instruments to this Portishead track to turn it into an actual, you know, song. [Trash Menagerie]
5. Bilkk Fang, "Nupital Eagles Sharpened"
This song sounds like what would happen if Kevin Barnes from Of Montreal and some dude from MGMT teamed up to do a Misfits cover, because that's exactly what this is. Yes, your cerebral cortex is exploding. [Hypeful]
—Ehren Gresehover

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The Raconteurs, Consolers of the Lonely
Official release date: March 25
The Verdict: Truth be told, we were never that crazy about the Raconteurs, probably just as much because that they kept Jack White from making White Stripes albums as for the fact that their last album was kinda boring. 2006's Broken Boy Soldiers was mostly just a plodding, Meg-less slog through a bunch of middling, prog-embellished power pop, little of which had any real hook (admittedly, though, "Steady As She Goes" is totally awesome). After a few listens, we're not sure we like Consolers of the Lonely much more. They've traded the proto-prog for a full-on (sometimes fiddle-enhanced) country sound, which actually suits them pretty well. But problem is, not many of these songs can carry the weight of their slick-ish, too big, full-band arrangements. "Many Shades of Black" might've made a great White Stripes track, though.

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Today, Intel received the following e-mail.
From: [REDACTED] Sent: Friday, March 21, 2008 1:31:24 PM To: intel Subject: edward koch Auto forwarded by a RuleDEAR SIR CAN OU PLEASE HELP US WE ARE TRYING TO FIND IF THERE IS A FAMILY CONECTION BETWEEN MY SELF ERICH KOCH BORN IN SLOVKIA NOW LIVING IN MALLORCA . AND THE X MAYOR OF NEW YORK CITY EDWARD KOCH. AS I BELIVE I HAVE MEET HIS BROTHER FROM POPRAD CITY NAME WAS GUSTAV KUCHARIK THIS NAME WAS CHANGED DURING THE SECOND WORLD WAR FROM KOCH. TO KUCHARIK. IF YOU CAN PLEASE FALLARD THIS INFO ON TO MR EDWARD KOCH OR A FAMILY MEMBER I BE VERY GRATEFUL. REGARDS ERICH KOCH
Was this written by the self-same scammers who want to transfer us large sums of money from Nigeria or INVEST IN OUR COUNTRY? Sure. But in the current climate, ladies and gentlemen, you never know.
At that time, you said you wanted to distance yourself from the 'glib wit of Manhattan sophisticates.' You wanted to make your own soap and wear a lot of Laura Ashley.
Whatever happened to that Rebecca? (And, no. Please don't blame Barry for coming between us. I started seeing Barry again only after you'd barricaded yourself in your cabin at Yaddo for eight months, refusing to come out even after Dave Eggers spent hours on your doorstep, trying to reason with you.)
But you changed after Yaddo. Something had hardened within you. Some sort of grim resolve had stiffened. And now Cosima and Sheepshead Bay are forgotten and you are a star on one of the internet's most glamorous webspaces, trading quips and witticisms with all and sundry.
It's a trade-off you willingly and knowingly made. The best you can do is honor it with some grace."
Happy Easter, happy non-Easter, happy SPRING!
And it's true that Anchorman has some great lines. Hell, we can contribute a few that you guys haven't even mentioned yet: "Milk was a bad choice!" "Go fuck yourself, San Diego!" "Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!" We don't deny that many of those individual moments are awfully funny. It's those funny lines that got Anchorman its ranking as "okay," rather than "stupid." It sure wasn't the plot!
We think that Anchorman is one of those movies for which one feels more affection the further away one gets. The 30 funny minutes stick in one's memory, sure, even as one forgets the long, saggy hour that holds those funny bits up. If you've seen the movie recently — as we did, on a late-night showing on HBOZ — you tend to be a lot less sentimental about it, as you find yourself waiting impatiently for the good stuff, then once it comes, waiting impatiently for more.
Sure, we derive a great deal of pleasure from comedies that sacrifice realistic plot for the sake of laughs, but they aren't the kinds of movies that reward repeat viewing without the aid of controlled substances. And so while we love watching Steve Carell kill a guy with a trident, we don't love being forced to watch the tiresome decline and fall of Ron Burgundy, or the foolish Baxter the dog subplot, or the ridiculous romance, or that lame-ass final sequence with the grizzly bears. We'd rather watch a movie that employs hilarious bits in the service of a story we care about and characters we recognize. We're old-fashioned, we guess.
Anyways, people, math doesn't lie.
Earlier: Will This Judd Apatow Movie Be Any Good? Vulture Does the Math

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And speaking of having compassion for life's losers, is anyone finding Sayid kind of self-righteous? We're taking some sick pleasure in knowing that he's going to wind up as Ben's puppet assassin. Is that wrong?
The Present: Exposition and Bad Advice
Locke gathers his team of moody Scorpios to announce "no more secrets." With Miles in tow, he announces that if the freighter gnomes capture Ben, they'll kill everyone on the island. Therefore, they should protect Ben. This conclusion leaves Team Locke itchy and paranoid — and as they shake it off, Ben advises his quasi-family of Alex (looking very Amy Winehouse, but in a good way), Rousseau, and Karl to flee to the Other hideaway, where they will be safe.
Meanwhile, on the Freighter of Hot Jerks, Sayid confronts Michael, who narrates a flashback of pain. Hot Jerk Sayid turns him in to the captain.
The Past: Sad, Sad Michael
Somewhere in Manhattan, a tormented Michael scribbles a note to Walt — then crashes his car into a wall, and because we're a little slow and blinded by tears, it takes us a while to recognize that this is post-island murderer Mike, not first-season sad dad Mike. Walt won't speak to him. Dead Libby haunts him with blankets. Even his own mom won't cut him slack. He's got a gun to his own head, but the island won't let him kill himself — apparently it's a fan of Groundhog Day. So Michael's ripe for recruitment by Evil, which arrives in the jolly form of Tom, who is gay.
Tom suggests Michael do Ben a solid and prevent Widmore from killing everyone on the island. By killing everyone on the freighter. Luckily for the Others, Michael is screwed up enough to believe this is a redemption arc.
Onboard the freighter, Michael activates a bomb, only to get not an enormous explosion but a joke flag: "Not yet!" He's also informed that Walt has called, but when he rushes to the phone so damned hopeful that it just kills us, it's only Ben, who deputizes him to infiltrate, sabotage, get a list, etc. — basically, to behave like a first-season Other. Which he does, but not so much in order to redeem himself, we realize, as just to die, if only the island will let him. This is very sad. And strangely, gives us Buffy season-five ambiguous-sacrifice flashbacks, making us wonder if it's Michael who ends up in that miserable little coffin.
The Present: Surprise Bastards Threaten Our Favorite Character!
Off in the jungle, Alex and Karl exchange doomed banter. A shot rings out and Karl goes down. Rousseau bravely tries to save her daughter but gets shot for her efforts. NO! Don't die before you get a flashback episode, you crazy brunette! A terrified Alex surrenders, shouting, "I'm Ben's daughter!" Which she's not, is she? But if name-dropping might help, go for it.
What We Know Now:
• Ben says Widmore planted the fake wreckage. Widmore says Ben planted it. Of the two, only Ben has receipts.
• Everyone is a "good guy." We all have "work to do."
• Walt is still 10 years old. With no signs of excessive tallness.
The Wha? Factor:
• Who shot Rousseau and Karl? Was it a setup by Ben? Or (more likely, we think) the freighter folk, ferried to the island by Frank?
• What in God's name causes every one of Ben's enemies — Locke, Rousseau, Juliet, Michael, the future Sayid — to do his bidding? And how can we learn his ways?
• We just received a text message: "Chambers street stop outside michaels apartment would've been 1/2/3/9 in 2004, not 1/2/3. Continuity error … OR IS IT???" Disturbingly, the text came from someone named Ben. —Emily Nussbaum
Bay Terrace: A guy in this Queens burg claims that cops have singled him out for ticketing. Hey, his Chevy Tahoe's not the only SUV that sticks out over the sidewalk because area driveways weren't built for megavehicles! [Queens Chronicle]
Chelsea: Apparently 24th Street between Sixth and Seventh avenues was closed down today because window glass was falling from the new, 40-story Stratus, the hood's tallest building. What a pane! [Curbed]
Dumbo: The walk to venerable Gleason's Gym may not feel edgy anymore — "but inside you still get that unsafe feeling. And it feels good. Men are beating each other...The room seethes with aggression." Hey, we're there! [Vanishing NY]
East Village:: Two muggers tried to shoot a guy in the face and steal his $8,000 Jesus bling but failed on both counts. Was it an Easter miracle? [NYP]
Kingsbridge: It's official: Über-developer Related will revamp the armory in this Bronx hood, with plans to put in a big-box store, cinema, gym, and bank branch, but not what locals wanted most: two new schools. [NYDN]
Prospect Heights: Amid the economic downturn, Bruce Ratner's controversial Atlantic Yards project, conceived as a sixteen-tower, $4 billion megaproject, has been stalled, with only the arena and two residential buildings looking certain, while the much-talked-about Miss Brooklyn skyscraper lacks an anchor tenant and won't be built without one. [Brooklyn Paper via NYT]
Village: Residents of Washington Square Village, the super-blocks just south of the park of the same name, "freaked out" at a meeting where WSV owner NYU brought up possible, far-off changes to the area. [Villager]

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I wish I could say the same for the young women who were just on the runways at the New York fall collections. Overall, they were pale and thin, and entirely lacking in the joyfulness and charm that once defined the supermodel. This, of course, is not their fault: Designers now near-uniformly favor a non-vivacious, homogenous ideal.
Wow. We're kind of speechless. The most powerful force in the fashion industry — and the head of a magazine chock-full of super-thin models — has finally spoken out about the Skinny Minnie thing. But it wasn't because she was worried about the girls' health (she is) but because she thinks the industry is out of touch:
It's a strange time in the fashion industry. Our top talents, usually so adept at anticipating their public's preoccupations and desires appear to me to be utterly disconnected from the cultural stream. Surely, given the upcoming summer Olympics in Beijing and the significant attention lavished on pro sports heroes, it would be the right moment to celebrate healthy toned physiques....I would urge designers to consider athleticism and vitality as assets in the wearing of great fashion.
So to recap: People have been saying models are too skinny for years. There's been a wee bit of change in Europe. La Wintour has written an earth-shattering editor's letter that could shake things up. Could this be the beginning of a paradigm shift? Or was it just a moment of outspoken girl power in honor of the shape issue? We wish it were up to Anna to decide.

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So this is a pretty untraditional role…
Very much so! [Laughs.]
Were you apprehensive about taking it on?
No, I knew it wasn’t a dirty movie. Maggie starts out as this very beaten-down woman with nothing in her life except her grandson who she really loves, and by the end of the movie she’s changed; she’s found a strange kind of self-esteem. It’s a peculiar and interesting film. Just to recount the plot doesn’t give it a chance at all. I’m not stupid — I know it’s a bit of a fairy story. But there’s a lot of depth to it as well. To me it was like walking a razor’s edge: On one side was vulgarity and on the other was sentimentality, and I had to avoid both sides. I think it’s also very funny.
Agreed. The first time she goes into the hand-job booth…
Oh, it’s hysterical! She thinks that being a "hostess" is clearing up and making coffee!
And once she takes the job she’s so prolific that she has to be treated for “penis arm”…
Penis elbow, actually. It’s like tennis elbow. You know. It was an awful drag to do those scenes because I had to go around with the bloody sling on my arm the whole time.
Is that a real ailment?
I don’t know! I don’t know much about that world. I’ve never been to a sex club. I’ve never seen a dirty movie. I know a little bit about this thing with the holes, and that it’s a crossover from the gay world to the straight world.
Your right arm must have gotten a workout, even though you were only simulating.
We used dildos, and that was quite disgusting enough. God. It’s just a terrible, terrible job.
What’s the worst job you’ve ever had?
Gosh. Well, I really didn’t enjoy some of the movies I did when I was young. I felt kind of used. Although I have great admiration for Jack Cardiff, when I did The Girl on the Motorcycle — known in America as Naked Under Leather — I felt kind of exploited. Maybe I had to get older. Maybe I was just too pretty, and I would be all used up by now if I had kept going on that path. I don’t know. I think you have to really, really want to be a film star. And although when I was 14 I actually did want that, when I had that experience with Girl on a Motorbike, Ididn’t like it all. It was a perfectly okay shoot — it wasn’t a nightmare or anything — but I didn’t like the position I was in, being the starlet. I’m not really like that, I suppose. I’m too snooty. –Sara Cardace
Blogger John Carney points out the many YouTubers who've followed these instructions and made the most bafflingly dull fad since all those people who watched each other watching each other.
SKIN
• A new study has found many organic personal-care products contain the carcinogenic ingredient 1,4-Dioxane. Products by Kiss My Face, Jason, Giovanni, and the Whole Foods line all contained the toxic byproduct. Maybe natural isn’t so natural after all. [WWD]
• The Oxygen Peel package from Philosophy is a customer favorite: After two creams and three minutes, you'll have brighter, softer skin — not the weird blotchy look you'd expect from a chemical peel. [Beauty Blogging Junkie]
• Serums are short-term moisturizing and firming fixes, while creams hydrate for the long haul, according a recent study by the International Journal of Cosmetic Science. (Yes, they needed a study for that.) [Cosmetics and Toiletries]
• Antiperspirant has been linked to breast cancer. It blocks the sweat-gland pores to stop sweat from starting, which can get in your bloodstream and become carcinogenic. If this makes you wary, try natural deodorants instead. [BellaSugar]
MAKEUP
• Yesterday’s New York Times article listed a few celebrity makeup artists, but a few notables didn't make the paper. [All About the Pretty]

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Matthew Sleeth's Abandoned Umbrellas #20 [Tokyo] (2004)Image courtesy of Matthew Sleeth

Ahh, the Slimane magic.Source: The Fashion Spot
Purists were upset when Steve Purcell's darkly antic underground comic strip was turned into a short-lived kids' TV show a decade ago. We, on the other hand, are grateful that the NYC-based private-detective series is getting a three-DVD issuing, giving kids a chance to soak up Purcell's wordy impudence, along with his crazy imagination. Yes, the heroes a noirish canine and his bunny sidekick sometimes use extraordinary firepower. Look past it to the genius girl called the Geek, who provides tech support.

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Her boyfriend and his bandmates, brothers Gary and Ross, fared better. They’re unselfconsciously hook-heavy and throw in more ooh-ooh-oohs than the Ronettes; their torrential set had the crowd physically reacting to every thrumming bass line, as Ryan lay on his side and spun like a pinwheel and later dove into the audience (taking his hapless sound tech with him). To close, they mellowed with the first-ever live performance of the haunting "Be Safe," with Sonic Youth's Lee Ranaldo on spoken-word vocals (a friend said he came because "he lives around the corner"). —Sarah Maslin Nir

David Rothkopf chronicles and lives among the
superclass. Photo: Getty Images
You called your previous book, about the White House's foreign-policy makers, Running the World. Doesn't this book contradict it?
Irony in a title is risky business. Clearly these guys are trying to influence the world, but they're far from running it. Something is happening that is increasing inequality in the world, and if you want to fix that, you've got to look outside the U.S. system.
But many Americans seem impatient with NAFTA and other global institutions.
They think the game is rigged. And the reality is, the game is rigged.
But global governance requires global institutions, and that requires that people cede authority to the international level. All the proto-nationalists who want to help the little guy end up hurting the little guy. Listen to presidential candidates. It's more like, "Can we opt out from the world? Can we build a wall? Can we disconnect from the WTO?" And the answer is, only if you have a real strong impulse to self-destruct.
Do you blame the international superclass for our current financial mess?
These markets that are volatile at the moment —securities [mostly] — are unregulated. In many cases they are unregulatable. They're truly global. This was really the playing field of the financial superclass for the last decade and became the stock-in-trade of companies like Bear Stearns. The same people who said "Let us self-regulate these markets" all of a sudden said, "Oh my God, we need national officials to step in and help us." The Fed did something unprecedented since the Depression. They stepped in to help the kind of institution they don't even regulate. So it's inevitable that critics are saying, "Hey, wait a minute, how come they're getting this bailout help to create liquidity for people whose avarice has led them into making bets they shouldn't be making?"
Hillary or Obama?
I guess I'm a Hillary person, more or less. It's no time for on-the-job training, and I think Hillary Clinton has a more sophisticated worldview. There are many things to recommend Barack Obama, but his campaign isn't what it says it is. It¹s not radically different. Here¹s a Harvard Law Review editor, married to his Harvard Law classmate, and their Harvard Law friends all go into senior positions at Citibank and other institutions.
In other words, superclass members. Why are there so many of them in New
York?
Proximity to other elites is comforting. You can live in New York and live inside the bubble. These people do have more in common with each other than with the places they come from. Where do you learn to be more like one another? New York is where they learn.
—Boris Kachka
Steve-O says he has his parents to thank for making him a Jackass.
The embattled celeb, who earlier this month was forcibly hospitalized in the psych ward at Los Angeles' Cedar-Sinai Medical...
Aw, (pea)nuts.
Despite getting a fan- (and legume-) powered reprieve, CBS has given the heave-ho to Jericho.
The latest—and presumably final—cancellation of the apocalyptic...
May Andersen waits for her dream man.Photo: Getty Images
Speaking of Europe, Andersen said she misses the continent's freedom to go topless at pools and beaches. Once she took off her top to tan at a hotel in L.A. and was told to put it back on because it was illegal. "I was like, 'What? I hate tan lines, come on!'" she said. Her solution? "I change like every half-hour so I don't get a tan line. Which is a pain in the ass." Funny, the laws she chooses to obey… — Darrell Hartman
Related: Why We're Afraid of May Andersen's Clothing Line

Courtesy of iTunes, we guess.
Earlier: Jack White Shocks the Recording Industry — by Actually Paying Them a Cut!

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Judges Fight For Free Parking [Brooklyn Paper]

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Oh ho! Last night we learned that the kids at the State Department simply couldn't bear their curiosity about Barack Obama's passport file — it was just sitting there, after all, behind a password-protected encrypted firewall; you can hardly blame them. It turns out Obama wasn't the only presidential candidate whose travels proved an insatiable temptation to three government contractors with too much time and access on their hands; one of them also read passport files belonging to Hillary Clinton and John McCain. Sneaky! In a press conference just now, State Department spokesman Sean McCormack said the files were accessed during a training session in which it was suggested contractors look up a relative to familiarize themselves with the computer program. Seriously, we get that this is a breach of national security or whatever, but if you were sitting in front of a State Department computer under instruction to try out security software on someone, would you really pick your Aunt Marjorie who's never left the state of Wisconsin? Come on now. —Maggie Shnayerson
Everybody gets a lawsuit! Everybody gets a lawsuit! Everybody with a bone to pick with Oprah Winfrey, that is.
Attorneys for the queen of daytime are fending off two separate lawsuits this week,...
Conrad: "How do you spell 'beret'?"Photo: WireImage
1. The firm that makes her clothes specializes in making crap.
To help her get her current clothing line, MTV approached Steve Friedman, the owner of Tangerine Promotions in suburban Chicago. The firm specializes in "tchotchkes, trinkets and trash" with company logos, he says, and MTV is one of his biggest clients. Although Tangerine has no experience in contemporary women's apparel, Mr. Friedman agreed to team up with MTV.
2. Among the tchotchke-makers, Lauren has creative control.
Ms. Conrad received no advance payment from Tangerine, but it did grant her creative control.
3. Her vision is limited to nights at Les Deux.
Ms. Conrad says she's trying to create a line of clothes that she and her friends would wear. Her latest collection, for fall, is made up primarily of strapless dresses and halter tops in white, black and deep purple. She has insisted that her pieces be made from high-end cotton jersey and manufactured in the U.S. Prices range from $44 for a tank top to $220 for a dress.
4. She equates "fall" with "accessories":
Shortly before Ms. Conrad's first runway show last Tuesday, she met with several advisers and assistants to prepare. Accessories were a focal point. "We need to fall it up," Ms. Conrad said, as she gave a pair of leather gloves to a model in a strapless dress. Ms. Conrad explained that her trip as a Teen Vogue intern to Paris influenced her designs. As she recorded which accessories the models would wear, she called out, "How do you spell 'beret'?"
5. She just doesn't listen to her advisers, who are actual professionals.
While Ms. Conrad selected high-heeled shoes for most of the models, Mr. Relf told her some of the models needed to wear knee-high boots for dramatic effect. When one model tried on the boots, Ms. Conrad said, "If a girl walked down the street in this, I wouldn't think it was cute.""We are talking about the runway, not real life," Mr. Relf said.
Later that afternoon, Mr. Relf explained that experienced designers usually defer to his advice, and that Ms. Conrad had finally agreed that a few models would wear boots. "Lauren's open and that's not how a lot of celebrities are," he said.
During the show, however, the models did not wear boots. "It didn't look good," Ms. Conrad says.
We're going to read that last quote as a reaction — a realization, a reflection! — rather than just an explanation as to why she nixed the boots. Because we want to like Lauren, we do.
Selling Lauren Conrad [WSJ]
Related: Inside the Sad, Bizarre World That Was the Lauren Conrad Show

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Depending on whom you believe (and in Web metering, your dog might be considered a decent authority), HuffPo had between 300,000 and 700,000 more unique visitors in February than Drudge did. In the grand scheme of the Webosphere, that's really not a whole lot to write home about, especially when you consider what that victory probably cost HuffPo.
The site doesn't pay its many, many contributors, but it does pay a staff to manage them as well as produce other original content; it also foots the bill for a center of operations. And when was the last time you went to a special event sponsored by Matt Drudge? As if. Drudge is free of all these expenses with his staff and format, both of which are skeletal. You'll visit the site 40 times a day just to, basically, read over Matt Drudge's shoulder while he surfs the Web for stuff he finds interesting. Now that's a business plan! As Portfolio's Jeff Bercovici notes, HuffPo's dizzying array of comment-friendly blogs allow it to "pad out its numbers" — in the end, no matter how good it may feel to watch Arianna smack Matt around a little, there's no question who's more powerful. —Maggie Shnayerson

Yohji goes where ANTM has trodden.Photo: Courtesy of CW
China-Japan relations have been rocky for decades. But in an effort to defuse potential China-Japan tension over the event, Yamamoto is organizing the show in collaboration with the Chinese government and will use the occasion as a personal apology to the Chinese people for Japan's atrocities during its World War II invasion, according to a spokesman. The event also will include the unveiling of a fellowship from the Yohji Yamamoto Fund for Peace to sponsor a Chinese designer to study in Japan or Europe for two years.
Pretty heavy stuff for a fashion show. Yamamoto is not the first to bring the catwalk to the Forbidden City. America's Next Top Model was the last, er, organization to stage a runway show in the gardens there for its ninth cycle.
But back to our second favorite topic after fashion — foreign politics: This whole smoothing over 60 years of controversy with a fashion show sounds like an impossible feat, but if it even slightly eases Chinese-Japanese tensions, that'd be great. And if the America's Next Top Model crew managed to come out unscathed, Yamamoto and his entourage ought to be just fine. One tip: Maybe don’t invite the Dalai Lama to sit front row. That bit of peace sadly ain't gonna happen for a while.
Fashion Scoops: Not So Forbidden [WWD]

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• Banana Republic is not off to a stellar start in the U.K. The retailer opened its first store in London this week but is now dealing with allegations by a London paper that Banana Republic factories in India have terrible working conditions. [WWD]
• Heatherette's line for M.A.C hit counters yesterday, and the design duo is already talking about their next beauty venture. They plan to start working on a fragrance with Estée Lauder after next season. We've always wondered what assless chaps smelled like. [WWD]
• Diane Von Furstenberg will show her resort collection on the runway in Florence this summer at a "spectacular private home" with a fourteen-acre garden. She also just launched a line of watches with H. Stern; the timepieces are engraved with meditation aphorisms. How Zen. [WWD]
• Hooray to the end of shipping charges! Victoria's Secret swimwear will be available in stores for the first time ever this season. [FabSugar]
• Oscar de la Renta's right-hand man Boaz Mazor was handcuffed in a traffic-related kerfuffle with cops when he was on the way to the opera. He complained the handcuffs "hurt," received a summons, and says was treated unfairly. [NYP]
• Former male model Bruce Hulse wrote a memoir about his days in the fashion spotlight, detailing liaisons with female models like Naomi Campbell and Elle Macpherson. [NYDN]
• The Hills girls are on the covers of celebrity weekly magazines every week, always with headlines like "I Was Betrayed" or "I Design Questionable Clothes." And now they've got Audrina's nude photos to talk about. [NYDN]
STARTING TODAY
• Patricia Field is overflowing with spring goodies so it's having a sidewalk sale to get rid of winter merchandise. Only today and tomorrow, find racks and buckets full of stuff for just $5, $10, and $20. On Saturday, they’ll serve spiked lemonade. 302 Bowery, nr. Bleecker St. (212-966-4066); Fri. and Sat. (4–8).
ENDING TODAY
• Prep for beach vacations at the J Rosen Showroom which offers deals on swimwear, flip-flops, and jewelry from Vix, Lisa Curran, and Debbie Katz; cover-ups were $140 to $250 but are now $30 to $80. 250 W. 39th St., nr. Seventh Ave., Ste. 510 (212-221-2349); cash only; through 3/21 (9–8).
STARTING TOMORROW
• Freemans Sporting Club has suits, button-downs, and jackets on sale starting at 40 percent off. 8 Rivington St., nr. Bowery (212-673-3209); Mon.–Fri. (noon–8); Sat. (11–8); Sun. (noon–6).
ENDING TOMORROW
• The once-a-year Hermès of Paris sample sale ends tomorrow. Both men’s and women’s collections will be marked down. Through 3/22. Metropolitan Pavilion, 123 W. 18th St., nr. Sixth Ave., fourth fl.; Wed. (10–6), Thurs. (10–8), Fri. and Sat. (10–6).
• Stock up on jeans at the Elizabeth Charles sale, where you can find up to 40 percent off all 18th Amendment and Karen Walker denim. Through 3/22. 639 ½ Hudson St.; (212-243-3201). Tues.–Sat. (noon–7:30); Sun. (noon–6:30); closed Mon.
• The Project No. 8 sale offers clothes by Loeffler Randall, Maison Martin Margiela, and Tucker for 50 to 80 percent off. Through 3/22. 215 Centre St., nr. Grand St. (212-219-1693); 4–8.
STARTING SUNDAY
• Bloomingdale's Soho invites shoppers to get a La Mer mini–eye treatment. So hurry to schedule an appointment. Bloomingdale's Soho, 504 Broadway, nr. Broome St. (212-729-5127); 11–7.
ENDING SUNDAY
• All men’s and women’s clothes and accessories from Ro, Mayle, and John Richmond that go for $140 to $250 are whittled down to $29.99 at the Misorena sale. 260 Fifth Ave., nr. 28th St. (212-725-5400); Mon.–Fri. (10–7); Sat. and Sun. (11–6).
• The green trend hits the sales department, as (eco)mpassion's “carbon-neutral designer sample sale” starts. Find up to 90 percent off Joe’s Jeans, People’s Liberation, Citizens of Humanity, and more. Five percent of sales are donated to Trees for the Future. Through 3/23. 2 Great Jones St., nr. Broadway; 12–8.
• Denim and select designer apparel is 35 to 80 percent off at the Art of Shop spring Soho sample sale. Find Seven for All Mankind and Monarchy in the denim section; a selection of spring items by Versace, Costume National, and Just Cavalli are expected, too. Through 3/23. 76 Greene St., nr. Spring St.; Thurs. (2–7), Fri.–Sun. (11–7).
For more deals, check out our Sales & Bargains calendar.
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