There are probably some people, mostly Republicans, who care about McCain's supposed admission of vague, "inappropriate" behavior with a young telecom lobbyist. Or who care that McCain rode on an evil corporate jet once with the lobbyist, or how his anxious aides allegedly tried to keep them separated.
But these people are fucked. There is nothing they can do. McCain has the Republic nomination sewn up.
The Times could have told these people basically the same story in December, when McCain was just a straight-talking underdog staring down sleazy Rudy Giuliani. The Times had a big juicy story on how McCain maybe didn't have so much integrity. But McCain and his staff lobbied Times editor Bill Keller, and the story didn't come out. At least, not in the Times, where it could conceivably have done some good and made money for Times shareholders. Instead it got leaked to Matt Drudge.
Because the Times didn't want to wait any longer, that's why, probably because Keller didn't want to get upstaged by the highbrow competitors he actually cares about, like the New Republic, which was working on a story, or Politico or Newsweek, also reportedly working on stories.
Most fucked of all are shareholders in the New York Times Company, who will for years feel the impact of Keller's decision to delay publication under pressure, royally betraying the interests of his readers. Owners saw this story, reported at untold expense, serve mainly to line the pockets and burnish the reputation of Drudge, who got it for free.
Of course, the owners of the company should have seen this coming, because Keller has done it before. In 2004, at the White House's request, Keller held until after the presidential election, and indeed for a full 14 months, the blockbuster news of how the government was listening to phone calls of people inside the U.S. without warrants.
So Keller has repeatedly failed to support and promote the Times' expensive original reporting, or even publish it, despite calling it "our first and most important advantage" during a recent lecture in London.
Yet Keller said, at the same lecture, that most blogs just "riff on the news... it's just not enough."
Until Keller starts publishing and promoting all the news his reporters gather, it will be quite "enough" for his competitors, blog or otherwise, to do that vital and lucrative job for him.
Despite some adamant claims to the contrary, Britney Spears' troubles are still very much an L.A. story.
A U.S. District Court judge has given attorney Jon Eardley--the latest legal eagle...
As the world turns, so does the cast of "Law & Order."
Jesse L. Martin, who's been carrying Det. Ed Green's badge for nearly nine years, is leaving the procedural drama...
Mr. Potato Head might have a, um, chip on his sholder about now.
Hasbro has just inked a six-year partnership with Universal Pictures to develop several of its most popular franchises into...1. If you’ve been contacted by authorities and asked not to attempt to contact me further… but you still do, there’s a good chance you’ve crossed the line.
2. If you’ve attempted to gain entry to my apartment under false pretenses, and can’t imagine why that might be inappropriate, that’s another red flag.
3. If you believe I am secretly communicating to you online, or with the clothes I wear, or by telepathy through your radiator, that’s a problem as well.
4. If you have read the last three items and laughed, or said, “wow, that’s weird” you are not a stalker.
5. If you have read items 1-3 and notice they apply to you, but then tell yourself they actually don’t apply to you. Well, that’s not good.
See, not so bad! You're probably just crushing, not stalking.
Thankfully for Anderson Cooper Effects -- and for Gawker -- there's no last item like...
6. If you have blogged about me 19 times or more so far this year, get help. And maybe? A life.
Oh and, by popular demand, here is her dreadful performance on last year's American Idol finale.

Fake smiles all around!Photo: WireImage
Armani was supposed to be addressing the troops about an exhibition called Superheroes in New York this May, which he is co-chairing with Wintour.Instead, with La Wintour present, and seeming to ramble, he said he couldn't understand why so many people disliked the American Vogue editor; he said he was "indifferent" to her — gasps from onlookers — before changing his mind and saying actually he liked her. He also suggested that she preferred French designers to Italians.
Well, maybe he's just saying that because nothing by Armani was featured in February's Vogue. It's certainly not a French/Italian thing, as we actually calculated (yes, those shopping indexes are useful) how many of each designer's items were featured in the issue and the number of Italian versus French designers were dead even at eleven apiece.
We're still waiting for the video of this press conference to pop up on Style.com as it promised. We're guessing it won't include Armani's little rant. And we're guessing Vogue won't include many of Armani's little designs in the coming months, either.
Armani’s Surprise Attack on Wintour [First Post]
Earlier: Anna Wintour Continues to Wear This One Prada Dress

From left, Prada, Bottega Venetta, La Perla.Photos: Imaxtree
• Have you heard about the black lace at Prada? Everyone is raving, and with good reason.
• The designer for Gianfranco Ferré left the company just before the runway show; some critics thought it showed. You decide.
• If you're sick of the baggy-sack look, stay away from Pringle of Scotland.
• Belstaff has that whole buttoned-up and boxy look down pat.
• It's so refreshing to look at the warm winter whites from Blugirl.
• Is a furry man purse really what a gentleman wants for fall '08? For better or worse, Emporio Armani seems to think so.
• Without question, the Desperate Housewives of New York will be tearing apart the Upper East Side in these La Perla suits.
• Some critics complained the wide-leg pants at Ferragamo hid the brand's signature shoes, but the sacrifice may have been worth it for such a fluid look.
• Poufy hair (finally!) and equally lively looks in leopard prints and purples showed at Moschino.

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I was hit with the realization a few months ago that I was beginning to resemble a marginally less awful version of Mrs. X, the self-obsessed mom from The Nanny Diaries. Swanning out the door, invite tucked inside my Chanel handbag, perfumed, lipsticked, and ready for a night of Champagne-fueled fun, I felt conflicted I was starting to feel guilty about leaving my family to fend for themselves.
Oh, Christ. This really is going to be the new thing, isn't it?
Mommy's Going Out: Highlife vs. Homelife [Cookie]
The former head of Britain's intelligence agency is looking to dash Princess Diana conspiracy theorists, denying her death was the result of a plot masterminded by James Bond-types.
Testifying...
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1. Janet Jackson, "So Much Betta"
Not even a Daft Punk sample can make this track much "betta" than you were probably expecting. [Hyperbole]
2. Looptroop Rockers, "Marinate"
Solid rhymes top a funky, Latin-y beat. We'll take it. [Stockholm Beat Connection]
3. Metronomy, "Toxic"
This polka version of the Britney classic is as inoffensive as it is inessential (and ten times as stupid). [The Sweet Fix]
4. Usher, "I Can't Win"
Here's the token ballad from Usher's forthcoming album. It's dull! [Rap-Up via Idolator]
5. The Bird and the Bee, "Come As You Were"
Not only is their moniker too cute to stomach, these guys released an EP of love songs on Valentine's Day. Adorable! [Off the Record]
—Ehren Gresehover
The doctors--not to mention the lawyers, housewives, fashion editors and comely amnesiacs--are in.
The holistic doctors--not to mention a corpse-resurrecting private investigator and one of...Anderson: What was weird is, and I've never met the man, and we didn't talk then or anything but moments before the debate started, he looked at me and motioned to his bicep, and he was like, "You've been working out." And I was completely thrown. Pleased that Arnold Schwarzenegger had noticed that I'd been working out, I guess.
Conan: What if he was telling you, "I will crush you with my bicep"?
Anderson: It could have been that. I could have misinterpreted it. For the first five minutes, I was flustered by that.
OMG. Our campaign to get everyone to recognize the glory of Anderson Cooper's arms has just taken a great leap forward! Do you think he gets flustered when we talk about his biceps?

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Blades of Glory Takes Top Honors From Costume Designers Guild: Will Ferrell's Blades of Glory won the award for Excellence in Contemporary Film at the Costume Designers Guild Awards, paving the way for a write-in sweep at Sunday's Oscars. [Variety]
Wagerers Bet on No Country: British bookies are giving No Country for Old Men 1-3 odds of winning Best Picture this Sunday, while if you bet $10 on Michael Clayton and it wins, you could probably buy France. [Newsroom America via Gold Derby/LAT]
American Consumers Reembrace Miraculously Still-Alive Herbie Hancock: After its surprise win for Album of the Year at the Grammys, Herbie Hancock's River: The Joni Letters is the No. 5 album in the country. [Extended Play/LAT]
No Bids for World's Biggest Music Collection: Music superfan Paul Mawhinney is selling his entire collection of 3 million records and 300,000 CDs on eBay. The auction starts at $3 million, but so far no one's bid, possibly because no one remembers how CDs work. [Stereogum]
Is Trent Pulling a Radiohead? A cryptic post on Vulture buddy Trent Reznor's blog is fueling speculation that there could be a new Nine Inch Nails album on the way in two weeks. In October, he told us he hadn't yet started a record, so if there is one, Trent either threw it together really fast or he lied to us. [Metal Sux]
Nikki Finke Finally Feeling Better: Vulture buddy Nikki Finke is feeling better, so all the news she'd meant to break over the past month or so will hit this afternoon, apparently. [Deadline Hollywood Daily]

Dress like this and PETA will shame thee!Photo: Getty Images
• Last night on Late Night With Conan O'Brien, Tim Gunn said Hillary Clinton is "confused about what her gender is" when it comes to her fashion sense. Ha — harsh, we mean. [Feministing]
• The four remaining contestants on Project Runway appeared on Live With Regis and Kelly this morning. Kelly may as well have called Christian a copycat outright, while Regis told Jillian "everyone" thought she should have won the Hershey's challenge. The claws are out, people. [Jezebel]
• Britney Spears's perfume made more than $25 million in Britain. Ironically enough, her highly publicized antics are probably what helped her beat out Jennifer Lopez, Victoria Beckham, and Sarah Jessica Parker's fragrances. [Mirror]
• Bobbi Brown only made 500 limited-edition Heart Truth lipstick palates, but they're still available online. Click while you can. [Makeup Bag]
• Front-row guests at the Longchamp show Monday in Paris are going to get really good gift bags. So if you're seated in the second row, get there early and nab one. Not that we'd ever encourage that sort of thing. Except we just did. [Fashion Week Daily]

From left, the Swedish original; "mountain" bandanna by some Marc guy.Photo: Courtesy of You Thought We Wouldn't Notice
Swedes Complain About Marc Jacobs Scarf [UPI]
Marc Jacobs Copies Swedish Scarves [You Thought We Wouldn't Notice]

Photo: Patrick McMullan
The 2008 Electopedia [NYM]

Atong Arjok and Alek Wek, not to be confused with one another.Photos: John Varvatos for Converse (Arjok) and Getty (Wek).

Photos: Imaxtree

Photo: Imaxtree

Getty (Okamoto); Photo: Patrick McMullan (Jin).

Photo: Imaxtree (Nix); Patrick McMullan (Alexander).

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Every year, we try to outsmart the Academy, and those who compete with us in Oscar pools, by picking a couple of surprises in our Oscar ballot. When Little Miss Sunshine comes out of nowhere, we think, rubbing our hands together with glee, we'll be the only ones who predict it, and therefore we will win! But of course Little Miss Sunshine doesn't win. Little Miss Sunshine never wins. And the person who takes home the money in our Oscar pool is the person who just picked the movies everyone thinks are going to win, because the conventional wisdom is almost always right.
So this year we're picking the chalk nearly everywhere, and saving our minor upsets for minor categories. Will this pay off in our first Oscar-pool victory since we grumpily picked Forrest Gump for everything? Only time will tell!

There are cases to be made for There Will Be Blood (so genius!) and Atonement (so Oscary!) and Juno (so lovable!) and Michael Clayton (so unhateable!), but No Country for Old Men looks so unstoppable — and no one will be picking against it, so your ballot is safe either way. After a flirtation with choosing Blood, we're chickening out and going with the front-runner.

If last year was Marty's year, this year looks to be the Coens'. At least their acceptance speeches will be mercifully brief.

This has been Daniel Day-Lewis's race to lose since the fall, and only a moron — or a cheating employee of PriceWaterhouse — would pick against him.

Some talk up the chances of Page or Cotillard, but we think it's unlikely that Page will become the youngest Best Actress winner ever, or that Cotillard will become only the second actress to win for a foreign-language performance. And seriously — you think the Academy is going to pass up a chance to give an Oscar to Julie Christie?

This might be the toughest major category to predict; Blanchett's is the most technically accomplished performance, while Ronan and Swinton are their Best Picture–nominated films' best chances to pick up a major award. And Ruby Dee is like a million years old! But we're sticking with the critics' prize winner here, who happens in this case to have given the performance we loved the most in this category: Amy Ryan.

Hey everyone! Is your name Javier Bardem? If not, you are useless to us.

Well, hello. Don't you seem clean and articulate for a black man!Photo: Getty Images
"If that's how she really feels — that America is a bad country or a flawed nation, whatever — then that's legit. We'll track it down." Lynching party? Track it down? We already know what his defense is going to be: It was taken out of context. It was just an expression that Bill accidentally used, because he doesn't even see color. In fact, he loves the blacks. He is best friends with Al Sharpton! Remember that time they went to Sylvias? Yeah. Someone's about to get lynched, all right, and it ain't Michelle Obama.
Bill O'Reilly [Media Matters]

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Yesterday, as a reckless poststrike deal-making tornado continued to ravage Hollywood, two thirds of the Black Eyed Peas were inexplicably cast in upcoming movies; Will.I.Am will star in X-Men Origins: Wolverine as John Wraith, a mutant whose proclivities include teleportation and huge bombs (the producers must've heard his most recent solo album. Rim shot!), and oft-forgotten Pea Taboo will appear in video-game adaptation Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li.
True, Fergie's presence did little to mar Grindhouse (mostly since she was barely in it), and we probably weren't going to see Wolverine or Street Fighter anyway. Still, hasn't the market already (mercifully) decided that these guys are over? Will.I.Am's Songs About Girls was such a flop, it cost 60 people at Universal their jobs — and we can't remember the last time we heard anything about Taboo. Just when we thought the possibility of another "My Humps" had been averted, though, there they are in Variety, getting acting jobs. Honestly, Hollywood, is extending Will.i.am's career really the best possible way to spend millions of dollars?
Reynolds, will.i.am join 'Wolverine' [Variety]
Kreuk, Duncan cruise 'Street' [Variety]

Joanna M. Wezyk's Light and Blood (St. Merri, Paris) (2007).Image courtesy of the artist and Tina Kim Gallery, New York.
Just the sorts of paintings we imagine Tim Burton would present to Helena Bonham Carter on some kind of momentous occasion — or, at the very least, to his interior decorator as inspiration — Joanna Wezyk’s dramatically lit renditions of abandoned Gothic cathedrals, such as Light and Blood (St. Merri, Paris), are up at Chelsea’s Tina Kim Gallery through March 8. —Rachel Wolff
The continuing misadventures of Britney Spears have been, well, continued.
A Los Angeles judge has postponed the pop star's long-pending misdemeanor driving without a license case until...Bay Ridge: Gotta love this "crazy super," whose psychotic signs routinely threaten to kill tenants who don't take out their trash properly. [Right in Bay Ridge]
Bedford-Stuyvesant: Elation erupts upon news of an imminent Duane Reade: "No longer will we have to drink Tropical Fantasy ginger ale. We'll be able to step it up a notch with the effervescence of Schweppes." [Bed-Stuy Blog]
Greenpoint: A colony of feral cats will have to be displaced as part of plans for a concrete waterfront park here, which will include a twelve-foot view-blocking fence. [Newyorkshitty]
Roosevelt Island: Stabilizing the beautiful ruins of the Smallpox Hospital here will take $3 million more than the $4.5 mil slated for the project, preservationists say. [NYDN]
Soho: Donald Trump and locals who hate his rising condo-hotel finally have something to agree on: opposition to a huge garbage garage planned for Spring and Washington. [Curbed]
Upper East Side: All tenants — some elderly, some rent-stabilized — had to be removed before this East 68th Street century-old townhouse could go on the market for $64 million as a single-family home. Finally, mission accomplished! [NYO]
Washington Heights: The city is trying to raise $1.2 million to repair the crumbling staircase built in 1913 to take sports fans from the top of Coogan's Bluff to the Polo Grounds stadium. [NYT]

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Silverstein Bids Above 3 Billion for GM Building [NYS]
Related: Harry Macklowe Takes It on the Chin

Top, Wintour at a press conference this morning in Milan; bottom left, Wintour at Peter Som on Feb. 4; bottom right, Wintour at Armani Privé on Jan. 21.Photo: WireImage (top), Getty Images (bottom)
*That said, we KNOW she gets a clothing allowance. Use it, lady, or we will for you.

Photo: Bert Stern
While you're here, welcome to the Cut, nymag.com's new fashion blog, which updates all day, every weekday. We're currently following Milan Fashion Week — you can find images from all the shows here, including Prada, Jil Sander, and D&G. An up-and-coming model named Daria Strokous is making a name for herself there — you can read about Daria here, and browse on- and off-the-runway photos of more than 200 other models in our Model Manual.
And in other news from the Cut, Manolo Blahnik thinks Hollywood actresses look bad in his shoes; Roberto Cavalli is exploding; Heidi Klum might actually beat Tyra Banks as America's Top Ex-Supermodel; and the André Leon Talley T-shirt exists!
Lindsay Lohan as Marilyn Monroe in "The Last Sitting" [NYM]
Milan Fashion Week [NYM]
The Model Manual [NYM]

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It takes an extraordinary director to make great cinema out of the inner workings of the state legislature in Boise, Idaho. Frederick Wiseman, the legendary documentarian behind of such films as Titicut Follies (1967), High School (1968), and Hospital (1970), has returned with a new documentary that does just that. Opening at Anthology Film Archives this Friday, the hypnotic, beautiful State Legislature clocks in at nearly four captivating hours. It’s another seminal entry in Wiseman’s lifelong project of depicting the inner lives of American institutions, and it’s also a remarkable affirmation of the 78-year-old filmmaker’s continuing relevance and creativity. We chatted with him about his method, his new movie, and what he thinks about reality TV (answer: not much).
Why the Idaho state legislature?
My films are basically about American life as expressed through its institutions. I’ve always wanted to do a film about a state legislature but hadn’t gotten around to doing it. Then I met somebody who introduced me to the people at the Idaho legislature, and they said okay — so much of this is serendipity, really.
There’s also an added bit of serendipity because of the presidential campaign: Barack Obama’s opponents tend to dismiss his experiences as a state senator
I don’t know enough about what Obama actually did in the Illinois legislature. I do know that some people are more active participants than others, but anybody who gets anything done will learn a lot about how the democratic process works. That’s basically what the film is about, actually. Theoretically anyone that takes an active role in a state legislature will be very experienced in the daily give-and-take of politics, the coalition building, bargaining, negotiation — all the things that make up the political process.
So do you just sit in the corner with a camera, or do you actively try and find the story as you’re shooting?
Both. You don’t really know you have a story until after a sequence is over. That’s part of the fun of it. I’m always surprised. It’s a bit like Las Vegas. You’re shooting craps and going on your instinct. And you’re making choices. I was there eleven and a half weeks, and I got 160 hours of film. That’s a lot of film, but I was there about 60 hours a week; that’s already 660 hours of footage I could have shot. So obviously, I made some choices. It’s only about seven or eight months into the editing that a film starts to emerge.
Your films are renowned for their nonjudgmental approach. Is it hard to keep your own opinions out of the picture when making these films?
My opinion is always expressed indirectly through structure. I hate didactic movies, or didactic novels, or didactic plays and poems. Which isn’t to say my films don’t have a point of view, because they do. The movie represents my point of view towards the subject matter. Now, if I could express my point of view in 25 words or less, I shouldn’t be making the movie.
People say that we’re living in a time of resurgence for documentaries, but it seems to us that most of the documentaries coming out are designed to prove some political point.
Yes, they’re ideological movies. They have a political point of attack. They’re very different from what I’m doing. What’s taking place in documentaries doesn’t interest me at all. I’ve found that things are more complicated than even I assume they are when I start. And I hate the idea of simplifying material for political purpose.
Is it easier for you to make films now that documentaries are financially viable?
It’s harder now to raise the money than it was 25 years ago; there are more people making movies, and they’re more expensive. I make a living by trying to make one movie a year, by owning the rights to all my movies, and by giving the occasional talk at colleges. Sometimes I make more money talking about movies than I do making them!
Your depiction of different social institutions seems to have found its unlikely reflection in some reality TV. What’s your take on that?
To be honest with you, I never watch TV. The only thing I ever watch is sports, so I can’t really comment on it. But I guess the fact that I don’t watch TV is kind of a comment in itself. –Bilge Ebiri

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"I don't think they've actually gone all the way. I see a lot of full-scale frottage, like really sexy but clothed; they're probably both in long underwear." —Rainn Wilson speculates on the erotic exploits of Dwight and Angela on The Office [Elle]
"Playing Nicolette 10 hours a day for six days is not the most positive place to be. I keep asking them, 'Can't you give me a vulnerable scene to play? I'm sick of being the bitch.'" —Chloë Sevigny on being wife #2 on Big Love [Guardian]
"I could probably don the makeup, but they would certainly need a stunt double for the action stuff. I'm only good for about one take; then I get kind of sore." —Robert Englund, a.k.a. Freddy Krueger, on being too old to haunt your dreams [Moviehole]
"I'm as speechless as Teller that America wants to see a magical sasquatch dance." —Penn Jillette on the news that he would be on the latest installment of Dancing With the Stars [OK]
"It happens to be a film about a girl who has a baby and gives it to a yuppie couple. That's what the movie's about. Like, I'm really sorry to everyone that she doesn't have an abortion, but that's not what the film is about." — Juno's Ellen Page, to the pro-life projectors out there [WP]

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Naked Cowboy Has High-Visibility Assets [Main Street]

Grohl & Co., kind of blue in December.Photo: FilmMagic
Dave Grohl enjoys a good mustache. “Not the fuckin' ironic mustache,” the Foo Fighters front man quickly clarified midway through the band's two-hour set at a sold-out Madison Square Garden Tuesday. “Not the fucking kids thinking they look like Burt Reynolds.” Ironic or not, it took the crowd (who were, to be sure, more K-Rock than Williamsburg) about the length of a Burt Reynolds film (ironic choice: Cannonball Run) to warm up to the Recording Academy's favorite arena-rock band. But it wasn't for a lack of effort. “Goddamn it, we're playing Madison Square Fucking Garden tonight,” Grohl growled early on. “I hope everybody took a piss — we're gonna be here for a while.” And with that, the former Nirvana skin man launched off of every accessible drum riser he could find, inserted “motherfucking” into virtually every song introduction (“This is motherfucking ‘Breakout’”), and spat his way through a barrage of Foo hits, stopping only briefly to indulge Taylor Hawkins in possibly the worst drum solo in MSG history. Oddly, it wasn't until an acoustic mini-set that Grohl's exhortations to “Come on!” finally seemed to move the crowd. By then, though, the room seemed a touch too big for the Foo Fighters, a big-hearted band dependent on a loving — and unironic — audience. —Dylan Stableford
MEDIA
• Fired Portfolio editor Jim Impoco makes his comeback at The New York Times Magazine, where he'll be a consulting editor. [NYO]
• NBC puts its traditional glitzy advertising on the back burner. That's really too bad for the girl who was hoping to be assigned to keep tabs on John Krasinski during the day of the presentations. [NYP]
• Nielsen CEO David Calhoun charts a new course for his media-measuring company. [Fortune]
FINANCE
• The sumo-wrestling match between Microsoft and Yahoo continues, as a proxy contest to oust Yahoo's board is seemingly in the works. [Fortune]
• Investor William Ackman has a plan to save bond insurers. [CNBC]
• Good news for those laid off in the finance sector: You can still get a bonus by way of the Mega Millions. There was no winner in last night's drawing; the jackpot is now up to $270 million. [AP]
LAW
• Instead of throwing medium-risk youth delinquents into the clinker, the city's Juvenile Justice Initiative provides therapy for offenders. [NYT]
• Five Lancer Group hedge-fund workers have been indicted on charges of conspiracy and wire fraud. [DealBook/NYT]
• The case involving a man charged with murdering an Upper East Side therapist raises questions about the legal standard for insanity, which is "very different from what most laymen and even psychiatrists would consider crazy behavior." [NYT]

Stewart hosting the awards in 2006.Photo: Getty Images
"Okay, we’re mice being chased by a cat. Let’s just do it," Jon Stewart says in today's Times profile of the Oscar telecast's host, who due to the writers' strike only has eight days to prepare. How is he doing? He sounds like his usual overtalking, overthinking self. "The thing I always have to fight," he says, "is I have a tendency to undercut. It’s the comedy of deflation in large amount. That doesn’t necessarily work on the greatest night of [the nominees'] lives. There is a strong tension between respecting these people and somehow deflating them while standing in that room. I like that. I find that tension interesting." Meanwhile, we're all, Please, Jon Stewart, just tell some good jokes and keep things moving.
Luckily, it doesn't matter, because this year's Oscar show will only be watched by entertainment bloggers and the parents of nominees, says Variety.
Well, they don't exactly say that — being Variety, they try to stay a lot more positive — but when even Variety is forced to hedge its bets on the Oscars' popularity, you know things are gonna be brutal. "A ceremony whose top nominees will be No Country for Old Men and There Will Be Blood is a far cry from the 1998 Oscarcast, when the Titanic phenomenon reeled in more than 55 million TV viewers," Rick Kissell writes. "This time out, the top-grossing best-pic contender is Fox Searchlight's Juno, which has a worldwide cume of $134 million" — fine for an indie but not exactly a blockbuster. The subtext: Don't sweat it, Jon Stewart! Everyone will be playing Guitar Hero anyway.
Jon Stewart, Hands Long Tied by Strike, Pedals Fast for Oscars [NYT]
Will Oscar show grab great ratings? [Variety]

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• Michael Crowley says Clinton’s last chance, though a long shot, may be the sympathy of voters in Ohio and Texas. [Stump/New Republic]
• Craig Crawford writes that Clinton used Wisconsin as a test lab to find an effective attack on Obama — and that she needs to keep looking. [Trail/CQ Politics]
• Karen Tumulty reports that a Clinton official doesn’t think her candidate's attacks against Obama (plagiarism, campaign-finance flip-floping, ducking debates) failed, but that they just need time to seep in. [Swampland/Time]
• Chuck Todd and friends report on the mounting divide inside the Clinton campaign: On one side is Mark Penn, who doesn't want to hold anything back against Obama, and on the other are Maggie Grunwald and Howard Wolfson, who don’t want to ruin Clinton’s legacy in the event of a future run. [First Read/MSNBC]
• Matthew Yglesias thinks Obama’s general-election vulnerabilities will be more closely scrutinized over the next two weeks, especially with McCain attacking him, giving Clinton at least some kind of advantage going forward. [Atlantic]
• Chris Cillizza points out that Obama and Clinton ran about even among Democrats (51 for Obama, 48 for Clinton), which may give her campaign a slim hope for victory or at least something to spin their way. [Fix/WP]
• John Hood thinks the Clinton campaign has a few things going for it, at least in their minds: They still think they can get John Edwards and seat Michigan and Florida at the convention, and they’ve convinced the media to wait for the big March states before calling the race. And in the end, Obama’s delegate lead might be narrow enough to overcome with superdelegates. [Corner/National Review]
• John Dickerson notes that now that Obama has won over working-class voters, Clinton will have a tough time convincing superdelegates he'll have a hard time in the general election. [Slate] —Dan Amira
For a complete guide to presidential candidates Hillary Clinton, Barack Obama, and now John McCain — from First Love to Most Embarrassing Gaffe — read the 2008 Electopedia.

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