[P6, Deceiver, P6]

Hey Matt...

I confess, I am little ticked off. Ticked off about this one particular "conspiracy"... and have been for a long time... and even more so since I've been working with Mystery on a day-to-day basis. Please forgive the 'cloak and dagger', but I'm going out on a limb by telling you this…

I don't know how "they" have done it… How do "they" keep you from dating the hottest, smartest, most intelligent girls on the planet...

How do "they" manage to subtly convolute the subject of attraction, dating and seduction, whilst going relatively unnoticed in their sneaky ways? It's almost like "they" have found a way to siphon the hottest girls "off the market"...

But "they" have done so for long enough...I feel that now it's YOUR turn...

How do I know all this? Who are "they"? "They" are television. Hollywood moviemakers. Other pick-up training companies (the ones that rip off Mystery's theories circa 2004). Even your friends and parents are --unknowingly!-- in on the conspiracy!

The next few minutes will expose you to highly sensitive information... But if you're not interested in dating the hottest, most attractive, most "put-together" girls on the planet, like Mystery does, do NOT read any further!

From his Esquire ad:

From his homepage (warning: awesome music):

Gosh, was it only five years ago when Paris Hilton spent her birthday shooting a sex tape? Or three years ago when she was convinced British royalty might come out if she tried hard enough? Or two years ago when she forgot the video camera? Or one year ago when the Post reported "seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room?" Well, it was! This year she took her clothes off, but not all the way (maturity!); she invited supportive friends who don't expect much more from her than "what's up Las Vegas?" and "we're going to party tonight;" she dropped the midgets (it's a fetish she's recovering from) and she caught the whole thing on high-quality video that got quickly uploaded to the internet. See? She is growing and maturing. Mostly.

[TMZ]

[ABC News via Big Head DC